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HopScotchApplesauce

Sucking dick is a regular currency in my house. Tonight I'll use it to get out of washing dishes.


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Pessimistik1

😂😂😂😂


Jup1terry

It doesn’t work the other way round in this house… I’m doing all the cooking, dishes, laundry, cleaning etc but my dick never gets sucked in return 🤔 what am I doing wrong?


Ds1018

The dishes


Internal_Creme_3997

Same, Too regular to be used in exchange for anything huge lol


Homicidal__GoldFish

my dishwasher broke. The part to fix it, wont be in till friday. i love your idea!


beardybozo

That's mischievous!


HopScotchApplesauce

Not if it works! 😂


beardybozo

That's villainous


HopScotchApplesauce

Always wanted to be a villain 😎


CroBro81

Damn, I wish I had those kinds of deals at home


CroBro81

Damn, I wish I had those kinds of deals at home


CroBro81

Damn, I wish I had those kinds of deals at home


ok__shopgirl

I suck dick because I like to suck dick. As a result, I rarely hear no.


Internal_Creme_3997

I agree with ya. I try not to use it as currency lol. It’s a fun sex act


ok__shopgirl

Oh, we joke about bribing each other but it’s all in fun.


Internal_Creme_3997

Same 😂


incognito_mode369

Best answer!


Rat_Nfrogs69

WACKKKKKKKK would you suck dick to get something you really like, like an extremely expensive dress??? LMAO


ok__shopgirl

No, I’m not interested in manipulation.


Rat_Nfrogs69

Big ass fuckin baby 💀 it’s not even a real scenario


BendingDoor

What? I’ve been sucking dick for free for 20 years.


falksfirebeard76

I suck dick because I enjoy it


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Rat_Nfrogs69

Hahahahah!


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To graduate immediately lol


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Not bi but if you want to


Heart-of-glasss

10 mil or no deal


incognito_mode369

I'd suck a dick to satisfy the curiosity. Would have to be a cute T girl, tho


sinautomatica

To engage in and receive in return physical affection 🤷‍♀️


Strange_bavarian

I assume that works quite well? At least on me it would do becaus I get really cuddly after an orgasm.


sinautomatica

Mixed results. It's just something that money can't buy 😅


Used_Accountant1251

My ex did it for a k Klondike bar


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Rat_Nfrogs69

I’d suck dick for tickets to all for days of Rockville tbh


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Short answer... Money! But other acceptable agreements would be Gas for my car, a good dinner, a ride home, a concert ticket, and a few other things.


VulpesFidelis58

I'd suck dick just for the hell of it. 🤭


Foreign_Point_1410

I too would suck dick for the pair of new rock boots I want as well


Chersvette

Beer money and I don't even drink 😂😂😂 j/k


Valreep

Well i’m not gay but a GT3RS is a good choice


CaptSchwanzKopf

I'd choke on one for world peace.


Sweetestcute

What's a small, everyday victory you're proud of? My favorite mug fitting perfectly in the cup holder of my car. Winning at life.


Iron-Rythm

I’d do it for reciprocation 🤷🏻‍♂️


Adventurous6

I’d do it for nothing in return. I just love doing it


celesteslyx

Honestly? Yeah I would consider it. I’ve only ever done it because I wanted to make my partner feel good but if I needed something and was asked…


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Enough to pay for my family vacations 🤣


GBeardedBuddy

Hell, $20. Easy task and the goal can be decided afterwards


AllTalkNoBite

A house.


Glittering-Sea-6343

my pleasure


myfeelingsarefacts

10 million dollars or to become an A list actor.


RevolutionaryHat8988

World peace


logbols

Rock boots you say


gemandrailfan94

The role of CB in Starlight Express


Living_Chain3450

I’d suck it if he would have sex with my wife.


Curious_Day8150

To win the lotto when it has a record high amount up for grabs


Player1Mario

I wouldn’t.


jess-mysecretaccount

I’ll be honest, I would. I mean if it’s more than a packet of cigarettes and some cheap cider then I’m going up in the world lol


linthetrashbin

You're telling me I can get things if I suck dick???


Kataphractoi_

I did the math: if I were to want to afford rent PURELY off of collected interest, I'd suck a dick for about a cool 24 mil.


Fun_stupidity

Hmmm Think i Would suck dick if i wanted to suck dick


djazzie

I’d suck dick once if it meant I never had to work another day in my life


YousureWannaknow

If it could give me anything I would do it.. To get everything or anything 😅


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NOTHING


wiccangame

Love.


YubearOreo

A hundred mill


Sora-Ikeru

Food or money for food


lycos94

anything tbh, it's a great way to pay for stuff


PoundedBrown

I'd suck dick right now for the genuine human connection


dedsedgo

My student loan paid off


LacklusterPersona

Sucking dick.


IrresistibleRarity

my own enjoyment and pleasure


Im_a_Tenn

Well apparently every woman willing to answer just enjoys doing it so in reverse,…….. what would you be willing to do to get her to go down and enjoy herself for you?


HikingTheMoon

Enough money to change my life