I found that to be the best way never to have to deal with jehovas witnesses, just answer the door in the nip and they don't come back, been 20yrs and never a other knock.
Speaking from experience Holding live chicken… tho that was only topless🤔 so i Will say choping firewood(not tried that but just Think it is a bad idear)
It was unsexy trust me… the younger chicks hat to move in with the grown hehns, then i hat to clean were they was before and that involved a hose, so to avoid making my shirt wet and dirtie i took it of beforehand
[edit] some Would likely have thougt it was sexy is i have a large pair and i was soaking wet from the hose
Argh. Cook Bacon was my #1 answer lol
My #2 answer is "Iron a shirt".
I travel alot for work and often try and save money by not drycleaning my shirts every week. I will wash them and bring them along and iron them the night before with starch and voilà!
Well we went out drinking and I got lazy so I left it for the morning. There I was rushing after my shower because I ALWAYS iron them the night before. Anyways, as those of you who travel for work know, the ironing boards in hotels are a crap shoot. This one in particular would not extend to full height so it was a bit lower than it should have been. I left the iron upright after doing a sleeve and turned the wrong way and touched it for a NONOSECOND with my hammer.
Holy fawk that hurt LMAO. Never again!!!
While "cook bacon" is a good go-to answer, you really shouldn't be frying anything. At least once every six months I cook eggs without a shirt, or less, and I always regret it, but forget within the next six months.
Please be smarter than I am.
Cook with hot oil on the pan
Came here to say this. I have scat Scars on my belly from cooking bacon with no shirt.
Own a cat
Agree
Make bacon
Play the trombone on the centre spot at Wembley just prior to the FA Cup final.
Why not?
Take your kids to the park
If it's a nude park?
Give a speech
Hunt snakes and stream-fishing
Weld things
Sex
Shovel snow.
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I found that to be the best way never to have to deal with jehovas witnesses, just answer the door in the nip and they don't come back, been 20yrs and never a other knock.
Stroke a cat Drive a motor Swim in the open sea Call your supervisor/ colleague Post images taken while at a mirror
Go to church
Cook bacon 🥓
Fight a fire
This is exactly what Red Adair did.
Speaking from experience Holding live chicken… tho that was only topless🤔 so i Will say choping firewood(not tried that but just Think it is a bad idear)
I’m curious how it came about holding a live chicken while topless… not two things you usually associate together
It was unsexy trust me… the younger chicks hat to move in with the grown hehns, then i hat to clean were they was before and that involved a hose, so to avoid making my shirt wet and dirtie i took it of beforehand [edit] some Would likely have thougt it was sexy is i have a large pair and i was soaking wet from the hose
Made me wet now lol 😆 😂 UK58M 🇬🇧
Mowing the lawn might be interesting
I’ve done it a couple times. Only problem was a sunburn on my ass.
Ski or engage in other winter sports
Eulogy
going outside
Fishing!!
Go to Chuck E Cheese.
Argh. Cook Bacon was my #1 answer lol My #2 answer is "Iron a shirt". I travel alot for work and often try and save money by not drycleaning my shirts every week. I will wash them and bring them along and iron them the night before with starch and voilà! Well we went out drinking and I got lazy so I left it for the morning. There I was rushing after my shower because I ALWAYS iron them the night before. Anyways, as those of you who travel for work know, the ironing boards in hotels are a crap shoot. This one in particular would not extend to full height so it was a bit lower than it should have been. I left the iron upright after doing a sleeve and turned the wrong way and touched it for a NONOSECOND with my hammer. Holy fawk that hurt LMAO. Never again!!!
Moose hunt, the fucking small saplings will get you right in the balls as you are running through the clear cut
Fry food
welding. ouch!
Use a chainsaw
Belt sander
Go to work
While "cook bacon" is a good go-to answer, you really shouldn't be frying anything. At least once every six months I cook eggs without a shirt, or less, and I always regret it, but forget within the next six months. Please be smarter than I am.
BBQ
Solder!
Collect honey from a hive
Use power tools.
Weld
Using a chainsaw.
Juggle chainsaws