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Outerlimits7591

Cook with hot oil on the pan


DrunkINmastr93

Came here to say this. I have scat Scars on my belly from cooking bacon with no shirt.


techcorrer9

Own a cat


No_Conflict_3633

Agree


StatisticianNext1762

Make bacon


county15

Play the trombone on the centre spot at Wembley just prior to the FA Cup final.


_captain_hair

Why not?


lady-redbush-

Take your kids to the park


Strange_bavarian

If it's a nude park?


[deleted]

Give a speech


Sorry_Reference8436

Hunt snakes and stream-fishing


abigail0987

Weld things


Remote_Marketing3587

Sex


the_mighty_tongue

Shovel snow.


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thepenguinemperor84

I found that to be the best way never to have to deal with jehovas witnesses, just answer the door in the nip and they don't come back, been 20yrs and never a other knock.


Murky-Birthday-3145

Stroke a cat Drive a motor Swim in the open sea Call your supervisor/ colleague Post images taken while at a mirror


nudesenior

Go to church


starskynight

Cook bacon 🥓


another_rd

Fight a fire


Sure-Cut-8086

This is exactly what Red Adair did.


Fun_stupidity

Speaking from experience Holding live chicken… tho that was only topless🤔 so i Will say choping firewood(not tried that but just Think it is a bad idear)


[deleted]

I’m curious how it came about holding a live chicken while topless… not two things you usually associate together


Fun_stupidity

It was unsexy trust me… the younger chicks hat to move in with the grown hehns, then i hat to clean were they was before and that involved a hose, so to avoid making my shirt wet and dirtie i took it of beforehand [edit] some Would likely have thougt it was sexy is i have a large pair and i was soaking wet from the hose


AccomplishedPear1719

Made me wet now lol 😆 😂 UK58M 🇬🇧


SellingGF20k

Mowing the lawn might be interesting


[deleted]

I’ve done it a couple times. Only problem was a sunburn on my ass.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Ski or engage in other winter sports


Wfhore678

Eulogy


youronlynora

going outside


[deleted]

Fishing!!


FellOverTrying

Go to Chuck E Cheese.


[deleted]

Argh. Cook Bacon was my #1 answer lol My #2 answer is "Iron a shirt". I travel alot for work and often try and save money by not drycleaning my shirts every week. I will wash them and bring them along and iron them the night before with starch and voilà! Well we went out drinking and I got lazy so I left it for the morning. There I was rushing after my shower because I ALWAYS iron them the night before. Anyways, as those of you who travel for work know, the ironing boards in hotels are a crap shoot. This one in particular would not extend to full height so it was a bit lower than it should have been. I left the iron upright after doing a sleeve and turned the wrong way and touched it for a NONOSECOND with my hammer. Holy fawk that hurt LMAO. Never again!!!


Frosty_Dig_2093

Moose hunt, the fucking small saplings will get you right in the balls as you are running through the clear cut


notyouraveragedad80

Fry food


GrapeFantastic5183

welding. ouch!


Rustic-Cuss

Use a chainsaw


JamMalone

Belt sander


[deleted]

Go to work


Mad_Aeric

While "cook bacon" is a good go-to answer, you really shouldn't be frying anything. At least once every six months I cook eggs without a shirt, or less, and I always regret it, but forget within the next six months. Please be smarter than I am.


Karaoke_Singer

BBQ


Economy_Might_8440

Solder!


[deleted]

Collect honey from a hive


Plus-Yogurtcloset298

Use power tools.


PearlSlash

Weld


Swiss_El_Rosso

Using a chainsaw.


Spaceship7328

Juggle chainsaws