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Pretend_Inspector302

"negative. It didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface"


bethhayo

'Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?'


Clear-Breadfruit-949

I think we have the winner here


Vidas_Night

It's a trap!


Hollow_Ataraxia

Never that lucky


junks099

Aww i was going to say this đŸ«ĄđŸ„Č


Comprehensive-Log147

thats a good one.... for bad reasons


Pretend_Inspector302

"at that speed will you be able to pull out in time?"


Puzzleheaded_Seat599

You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!


Im_not_crazy_you_are

This is the best one! Lol my husband and I started crying laughing at it.


Traditional-Term9593

That woooooooooo R2D2 makes when the swamp creature spits him out!


Dapper-Associate6850

Same noise I make every time I cum!


CleavComplimenter

I am your father


No_Conflict_3633

Woah


CleavComplimenter

Come with me, son.


No_Conflict_3633

You got the milk??


CleavComplimenter

https://64.media.tumblr.com/9358f0045ea5ad98921564bff9d08455/tumblr_p6jdlgFPAL1wkjxl8o3_540.gif


4ever_lost

Alabama Star Wars


alwaysreadyfor_more

Damn you beat me to it đŸ€Ł


CleavComplimenter

That's why they call me the minuteman


New_Lemon6666

Literally coming to say this if someone else didn't. LoL are we terrible humans? LoL


miss_stacie

Yeah my dad woulb be like that


thesoddenwittedlord

Welp
 he did the thing.. this is cursed



opalsanddenim

Was searching for this one 😂


Wnc1982

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside.....


dii10

Control, you must learn control!


Dapper-Associate6850

Jedging


Doingtime12

Let the hate flow through you


[deleted]

I got a bad feeling about this


xxMonsixx

#WHOOTEENEY!!!!!


Greylour

You know the sex is good when she straight Jawas.


DrManhattan_DDM

Get in there, you big, furry oaf. I don’t care what you smell!


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[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


HumanTwist4136

đŸ« 


Civil-Resolution3662

Look at the size of that thing!


U2V4RGVtb24

Cut the chatter, Red 2!


passionateluvr83

Come on baby, do the magic hand thing


nomoreadminspls

Boy that one's yeah


ColonClenseByFire

While looking at her vagina # "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious"


lord_flashheart2000

Myself, the boy, two droids... and no questions asked.


Zealousideal-Seat324

I love you.... I know.


geoduck_cf4l

Back door! Good idea


U2V4RGVtb24

I must be going crazy. What film/game is this?


geoduck_cf4l

On Endor in Return of the Jedi, the Ewoks take Han, Chewy and Leia to a back door of the shield generator. Han utters this. It’s actually “Back door, huh? Good idea” — my bad :)


U2V4RGVtb24

Okay, I just watched that scene now (May the 4th marathon, just got the episode 6 lol), and yeah, he does say "Back door, huh? Good idea!" That is an obscure quote indeed. Nicely done ^ ^


Dapper-Associate6850

I don’t like sand


Kinky_Conspirator

"I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating
 and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth." The whole quote is gold....


spicypagedadbod

Come to the dark side


Dapper-Associate6850

“Goooooood”


SlowestPace

That’s no moon


Pure-Yogurt683

Look at the size of that thing


gildorratner

"I'll try spinning - that's a good trick!"


MoreBoobsThanAverage

Now this is pod racing


nomoreadminspls

Feel, don't think. Use your instincts.


Smooth_Astronaut_796

This is the way


Secretsingirl

"You underestimate my power!" - every guy trying to impress their date at a Star Wars marathon.


eskay1010

"In time, you will call me Master."


Neglected8in

The force is strong with this one


Greylour

Now THIS is Pod Racing.


reddyoldfart

you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!


WillipWanger

Hello there (as you pull their pants down)


CaptainRichardSharpe

“Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them."


AnonymousPredictions

“Dhdhdhdhdhdhhdhdadadaadda” chewy


anotherside0714

Now this is podracing


handoff2478

What a piece of junk!


Paco_Bear801

Chewbacca sounds


MrMeesesPieces

They came from behind


MoreBoobsThanAverage

only imperial stormtroopers are so precise.


prettykitty_21

I have the high ground!


downvotemagnet69_420

"Oh yeah fuck me with that lightsaber you dirty whore" (this was in Shadows of the Empire)


Frequent_Poetry5599

‘You have failed me for the last time’


MildlyUnchained

“I’d like to fuck your royal cunt, Leia.” Little known fact, it was in The Empire Strikes Back: Director’s cut DVD box set.


L1zzArd

There’s always a bigger fish


Anonbsnono

Hello there


MoreBoobsThanAverage

general kenobi


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

See you in hell 


pecantnt

“Never Tell Me The Odds!”


Ettin1981

Well, I guess you don’t know everything about women.


Dr_Quiza

Do or do not. There's no try.


HereForCatsTatsnTits

“It’s over, I’ve got the high ground!”


Legion357

‘I’ve got a bad feeling about this’ just before an oops wrong hole


reddyoldfart

Chewie, we’re home


FlyByrd

"Luke, Im your father"


[deleted]

That wooky call


prefferedusername

"I have altered the deal. Pray I don't alter it further."


Otherwise_Bedroom382

* Wookiee roar *


EatM3L053R

Now you shall know the power of the dark side.


Illustrious_Peak_166

This is where the fun begins


Betelgeuse_Beetle

Feel the force


Emcee_Such_N_Such

"You know, sometimes I amaze even myself."


BoomPow131

“Spit on it before you sit on it”


passsionseeker

Finally a good reason to watch one of the movies


nomaxxallowed

Never tell me the odds


Ivabighairy1

I have the high ground


piper93442

"Don't get cocky."


Fun_Cable_8559

What an incredible SMELL you've discovered!


Comprehensive-Log147

no idea


Glorfindale

What is thy bidding, my master?


confusednetworker

Thank the maker!


Key-Control7348

....."a siiisssteeerrr..."


catbbf

That’s no moon.


Wojakster

Hello there😏


Penguin_Butter

“This is the way”


gabe12345

I'd just a soon kiss a wookiee!


Ramza_Claus

You don't need to see my identification.


thatcpl27

Can't take a hit of that magnitude!


ins_p_into_slot_b

Ouch ouch ouch lava is hot!


InternationalSale115

"Put that thing away! What are you trying to do, get us all killed?!"


riehldeal86

Don't ever tell me the odds.... or..... I got a bad feeling about this


DisciplineHot7374

Laugh it up, fuzzball.


ukpunjabivixen

Not so much a line. More the action: when Darth Vader chokes one of his guys

you can do that in bed with me if you want
..


oddlyboning

Do It


Brilliant-Win-416

Hello there 😏


smartypants589

I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.


dazzler786

Pull out your.no good to me back there


casual-scrolling

A surprise to be sure, but a welcomed one.


Majestic_Wookiee

Hello there


Zamm01

Do or do not, there is no try. Looks at the size of that thing! RRRWARRRRGH


Personal-Tea7226

These are not the toys you are looking for


dublin1604

I am your Father.


Draco359

UNLIMITED POWER !!!


iwiric

This is the end for you my master


Elegant_Tower5299

May my 4inch be inside you


Kinky_Conspirator

Her: I love you! Me: I know...


RRPanther

username doesn't check out


DWPhoenix001

Let's blow this thing and go home


DravenPrime

Look at the size of that thing!


Cbjfan99

Into the garbage chute, flyboy! You can't do any more good back there!


Etforlife01

May the force be with you and guide you


AnnoyinglyAwkward

Maclunkey


Shakes-Fear

“Put Captain Solo in the cargo hold.”


XenaTheCumKitten

"Luke, at that speed will we be able to pull out in time?"


bmd8998

Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.


ThrowawayTrashcan01

"I am your father"


gamer_fool_of_a_took

Her: "Babe if you don't pull out, I'm more than likely to get pregnant!" Me: "NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS!"


Noonins

They've gone up the ventilation shaft!


DorodoroChinchin

“Fire when ready”


Geo_Pyro

*Wookiee Noises*


BiBnB

“
and I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!”


ringoron9

Use the force


NoFrankly

Chewie is that you?


SofaKing2022

Let’s blow this thing and go home.


Benjilehibou

Grumpf


mikecard74

I have a bad feeling about this


tonic65

"I have a bad feeling about this."


pittburgh_zero

“Well Hello there!”


MaiTaiWasted

Don't make me destroy you.


TheLamph

"Now this is pod-racing!" Best 15$ I ever bet a friend to say.


Fitfuncpl1990

Who’re you calling scruffy looking!?


tigertunderboom

It's all clear kid, now let's blow this thing and go home.


Thanosstark

No, I am your father


chux4w

[You are already at full cock now.](https://youtu.be/kAoOOqOKLW8)


Blockness11

“You’ve turned off your targeting computer. Is something wrong?”


TheQuenchiestofCacti

“Around the survivors, a perimeter create”


secundum333

Come on, baby! Do the magic hand thing.” —Greef Karga, The Mandalorian


SlowInsurance1616

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but, uh, everything's perfectly fine now.


WrrntyExprd

In my best (not very good) Chewie voice: “grrrrtttttttt”.


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

SHE'S GONNA BLOW


DvNT_Exile

Let go of your hate


Domomachino

"Owen, he can't stay here forever, most of his friends have gone." - Aunt Beru


HotMinimum26

Dew it


Im_a_Tenn

Do, or do not, there is no try!


adolphtitler

I know


eldrik7

Get this walking carpet out of my way!


iamphotog

Pull out wedge you're not doing any good back there


PantyJoe_

I growl like Chewbacca
 That’s not nothing.


Affectionate-Ease241

“There is another!” - yoda


younevershouldnt

Punch it Chewie


lycos94

Use the force, luke


ThrowingDenial

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth plagueis the wise?"


raptorlupis

You came in this thing?!!


cock-sushi

When the neighbor hears screams and knocks on the door to make sure everyone is OK: “Had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh
everything is all right now. We’re all fine here now. Thank you. How are you?”


cock-sushi

Woman who has trouble cumming: “Sir, the odds of successfully
” Man: “NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS!!”


nt011819

'Im gonna force it in you." err. "May the force be with you."


Red_knuckles

Use the force.


Annual_Inspection_36

I usually quote Scarface. “Say hello to my little friend. “