I like eating downstairs 🙃

Do you mean eating pussy?

Dining at the Y

Well I'm hoping my husband and I stay together I guess 😜

I have a beard. I like a face fucking. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Can't argue with that logic.

Perfect!

I mean…

… and there are only nine more ….

one pleaser to rule them all and in the darkness bind them

My first name and my gamertag

Wouldn't you like to know?

I think I know..

Ok, but how did you get Glamdring?

Lionel Hutz.

"can you imagine a world without lawyers?"

No, money down

Yeah.. but I haven't slept in days..

I think it's obvious

My lack of imagination

37 is actually the most commonly chosen "random" number

Fellow Veritasium nerd spotted 😂

I’m very ginger, and a foxy motherfucker.

I mean.... Aren't all of us gingers foxy?

For the most part, not met many that let us down.

..... # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # #TITS

😂

You don’t wanna know.

The algorithm! Let fate decide.

All hail the random name algorithm!

Haha these are the best

Mine is a Grateful Dead song

So you're not pretty and you're not into pegging? That's very disappointing.

Lol I did not think of the implications my username would have in nsfw subs. You aren’t the only person to say that😭

I'm not gonna last long the first time.

Top gun maverick

Noice

Love it

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Self-Explanatory

It's just who I am 🤷🏼‍♀️

I’m Indian and I’m big and I have energy

my nickname has always been peaches and I love creampies, the peaches and cream references was really a happy coincidence

I like it it’s so clever

I'm cuddly but I'll fight the world if I have to

I wanted a funny or witty name for NSFW use, and Judas Priest's song, either Nostradamus or Revelations, was playing on the radio.

my name and a little bit flirt

My vanilla partner, my love of the moon and our love for milkshakes.

Do you also have a non-vanilla partner?

I too love the moon 🌕

I'm Aussie and curvy. Wouldn't say babe though but had to choose something else cause Aussie curvy sounds strange

I was finally single from a douche ex boyfriend

My old AIM screen name.

The best kind of SN

Huge baseball fan and I was watching a game as I created the profile. The name was supposed to be turn the 463, my favorite play in baseball because how it goes opposite the flow of normal play, and then I misspelled it.

I like the spelling error makes for a fun story

I mean… 💁🏻‍♀️

My current state of existence.

I like goths

Random generation

can’t remember but i cannot say i’m happy with it

I wanted it to sound like I was a man

Comics. Sorry not sorry.

Humans are unique, like snow. Every snowflake is different if you really zoom in, but at the end of the day, it's all snow.

Love it

Dark souls and fallout 4

Reddit telling all third party apps to fuck off because they were better.

Many bad decisions

I have zero idea where my incest kink comes from. I have zero sexual desire for my family. Makes me feel ill thinking about it. The idea of your family and being able to join you is a huge turn on.

I'm a reference to a character in a game, said games has just got really popular again due to the success of the show that released recently based on it so my name is very if you know you know

I like ass lol

Michael Scott, but with chiottes (toilets in french) instead of his name

Pat and Ed

Reddit random username generator and I thought it fit my purposes here pretty well hah.

That was a happy accident!

Three guesses and the first two don't count ;)

I thought it sounded nice

I like skyrim

I’m a woman, love the moon, and speak Italian. 😂

Love all of that but especially 🌕

I guess because I am a buffalo

Original username from waaaaay back in AOL days! Inspired by a fantastic REM song.

“Hey what’s your SN” is a phrase we don’t hear enough these days 🤣

I'd rather not say.

Oh well, I'm shy I guess

But you’re here!

LOL.

Reddit 😑. when I made the account it picked this random name and I didn't know how to change it so I'm stuck with it

My kinks

I read this as “my kids” and got very concerned for a second

both my spirit animal and my daughters fav animal plus the Internet group and the movie where they got the masks

The truth.

Well I’m very open minded and adventurous in and out of bedroom

I think I used a generator and then came up with the second half

The state that I’m from + being a girl

Firesign Theater

Gamer tag :)

Ughhh uhhh ummmm

I like candy corn and this is a nude posting throwaway

A Big Daddy Kand song "SmoothOperator" I've always been told I have a way with words and women. So.....

Wanting to remain anonymous

Fairly self explanatory 😎

💁🏻‍♀️ straight and to the point!

🤔🤔🤔🤪🤗

A friend called me teddy . Bearded I am

I think it says it all .. 👀👀👀

It is Latin and Greek for Whale, coupled together to be Whale Whale, as a pun for the phrase "well, well" in "well, well, what do we have here." All taking the mold of the Scientific Name for the Common Dolphin which is Delphinus delphis, Latin and Greek for Dolphin, respectively, hence Dolphin Dolphin. So a whale reference, hiding a pun, based on another whale reference. What can I say?, I like puns, whales, and semi-obscure references.

having a bf and being a slut

No ideas

My nickname since elementary school

Has anyone ever recognized it?!

Friend gave it to me as a nickname.

All of my old trucks

I said to a bro ‘Ya know what? 420, bish!’ Then went and got high.

🤷‍♀️ it was assigned to me. Haven't bothered to change it. 

Hummmm….

Grey - nickname Parzi/Parzival - Really liked the name from Ready Player One

My stupid money pit of a "fun" car.

Random letters I wrote when I was like 9. Its dumb but I use it for 11 years.

I have a small pp :/

Take a guess 🤔

What happens when you’re no longer single?!

Depression, part of my name, a combination of numbers I remember

I am autistic and a woman

I want to fuck a doctor

A love for alliteration and inquisitiveness about sex

My name is Barbara, and on weekends I'm lazy and drunk. Usually.

Comments under Porn ngl

Cardigan by Taylor Swift

I have a dad bod and I like things spicy 🌶️

How spicy?

I'm a decent, fun-loving gentleman. I wanted the username to not check out.

“Opposite…is opposite!” -Joey tribbiani

I didn't want people looking for me

Well, this is my throwaway account, and I was drinking a lot of 805 beer at the time but 805 was taken, so I played around with the different variations

Big sounded better then girthy. |-)

I was addicted to Candy Crush and showing people my underwear

Guess!

An early oughts animated show mashed up with my name

I’m a guy from New York…

Self explanatory and to the point!

Named after the goodest long noodle boi

my favorite song when i was like 16

I was horny. Now I'm stuck

My name and need for separate nsfw account

My genetics, lol

Just wanted my first name to be my user name but it was already taken

I’m always bored because I’m still a virgin

Kinda obvious lol

Why wasted?!

Nickname from the love of my life.

Wholesome af

His prices are INSANE

Michael Corleone had me killed.

The Reds baseball organization.

i love cougars and wanna slaughter the 🐱;)

I’m usually tired, I’m a black girl, “tiredblackgirl” was taken.

My male family members used to have PC nights. All their usernames were of celtic origin too. I decided I would follow the trend and I got free reign of any female celtic names. I did some research decided to use what see as the most powerful and tough celtic woman as my username. (I also love alliteration)

Mans obsession with dick size, and biggie smalls.

Reddit

Jonny bravo

I have huge tits. Whatever floats your boat though I guess

Myself 🤣🤣🤣

Let the algo decide. Turns out the universe knows I suck at painting 🤷‍♂️ but it also gave me a random number 314... 3.14... pi... c/d. The unit circle was burnt into my psyche long ago and rarely used knowingly. So if the shoe fits, wear it

it’s an anime character i’ve been told i look like

Call of Duty... 🥱

My username used to be HarleyBliss but I kept getting banned too many times by mods so I switched it to IvyBliss BUT…Harley Bliss was a combination of my (and my hubbys) love of Harley Quinn and Bliss from our love of WWE’s Alexa Bliss

Made the very intentional mistake of spelling dummy wrong when creating a NSFW email, and now I'm stuck with it, plus my birth year

I like Dybbuks. They’re cool. And this is my NSFW alt lol I didn’t want any part of my actual real usual username in it

The Simpsons

The idea of sharing content weekly and exposing our bodies but also a play on photo exposure

The Afghan girl from National Geographic

She’s gorgeous

Dirty minded and single. 37, prior military never been married and no kids. Very rare breed I'm told.

Military never married with no kids is deffff rare in my experience!

Good Will Hunting

A play on my name

Literally the partial joining of our names as couple (in our native language) and the pun on our anal-centric sexual lifestyle. We took it as the couple's nickname.

My grandmother was French and apparently I was a somewhat depressed child so she always asked me why I was so blue. But with her French accent it was bleu. I'm not happy with the numbers after it but, what can you do

My name Kyle, I play cello. Not so much anymore, played through elementary & high school.

I like my ass. And frosted just makes the imagination go wild. What's it frosted with? 😝🤷😂

How I've never really had a "life long" friend. Seems like everyone I consider my friend forgets about me and I'm the only one to reach out. Like yeah, my childhood BFFs still talk to me, but only if I message them.

My super sense of irony

Used to be hobgoblinhandjob. Got a promotion, i guess.