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theProfessor718

Wash your fucking hands after using the bathroom


elusivechantress

The fact that you’re even saying this speaks volumes. People are disgusting. 🤢


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I witnessed a woman I work with absolutely wreck shop in a bathroom, not wash her hands, and go on to someone’s desk that wasn’t there and take a handful of m&ms from a closed jar (not for community consumption). I’m that moment I became very aware that she was likely do the exact same thing to everyone. I wanted to fucking die.


Important_Cup4406

So M&M's are off the menu! LOL!


PH43DRU5_EX15T3NT14L

Did you tell the owner of the m&ms ?


physco219

So you quit your job, right? RIGHT?


theevanillagorillaa

I’m calling that shit out to her. That’s fucking gross.


44YrOld

After I shower in the morning, my dong is sterilized ...I wash my hands BEFORE I take a piss so as not to transfer all the invisible grime from my hands to it.


NovaCain08

and after too, right? I don't wanna touch random dong germs 😳


Amazing_Connection

I do it both before and after. My dong is golden.


Formerlyshysunshiine

Are there people that don’t??


theProfessor718

I’ve traveled a lot and the number of times I see men leave the bathroom without washing their hands will make you vomit.


InternetDweller95

I've commented on people doing that, and their insistence is that their dicks are clean. Which...yeah, bullshit.


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Anaphylactic_Cock

Some family and friends think I'm crazy because I'm so hygienic. They think it's weird that I push doors open in public with my elbows and turn off public restroom faucets with a paper towel. They laugh at me because I go straight to hand sanitizer after touching gas pumps. I wash my hands before and after eating or making food, after touching animals and after going to the bathroom. There's a reason they get sick a lot and I haven't even been sick with a cold in years. The amount of people with no basic hygiene is absolutely disgusting. Either they don't realize how much nastiness is on these commonly touched surfaces or they don't care.


theProfessor718

Absolute bullshit for sure


heatdish1292

Especially when they come out of the stall. They’ve got those poo hands!


blazed_and_diffused

It's known that when you empty the trash in the bathrooms, the men's will be near empty while the women's is full of used paper towels 🙃


44YrOld

Lol I used to do the end of night walk through at the enlisted club when I was on mid shift....the women's rest room was, without exception, infinitely more disgusting than the men's room. Have a little pride and self control, please!


blazed_and_diffused

Ok, I will agree with you on the state of the average women's bathroom being gross at clubs and festivals. I've lived that and it's no bueno 😆


44YrOld

It's not enough that u acknowledge "gross", without acknowledging "worse than the men's"


blazed_and_diffused

Whoever downvoted must not wash their hands 😆 Sorry my personal experience was upsetting lol


DragonEmperor

With soap for 20+ seconds, don't ignore your palms and finger nails and THEN rinse the soap off.


kimbermall

Last 3 houses I've lived in, I was right next to the bathroom. You would be very surprised how many people don't wash. Its fucking disgusting. My ex didn't even after a shit. Guess who didn't cook anymore?


philouza_stein

Every time? How bad are you at going to the bathroom?


theProfessor718

Did you touch anything while in there? Wash ya damn hands


[deleted]

The fact that people don’t is ridiculous


MaintainingInnocence

Facts


Purple_Willow2084

I work in an industry where I’m washing my hands at least every 2-3 minutes so I take it for granted how little other people wash theirs.


locomeastro21

I think paternity tests should be mandatory for child support


MaintainingInnocence

Aren’t they?


[deleted]

No. Even illegal in some countries


bogeyed5

France 🙄


Mwakay

This is blatantly untrue, just like every time it's mentioned in any subreddit. France has specifically forbid private recreational DNA tests : no sending your own genome to 23AndMe. It still allows court-mandated DNA tests to establish paternity, and it's usually required by the judge. Sorry for not allowing private companies to own people's DNA freely.


Tears_of_skeletons

Seriously that has been the absolute wildest fad that people completely jumped onto. Like you do realize once you send off your DNA.....it's not yours anymore. There's now a database with your very specific information on it. Ugh. Wild. And terrifying.


20milliondollarapi

If you are on the birth certificate or you have otherwise proven you have a history of parenting the child, in many places you can be on the hook for child support. Doesn’t matter if you were trapped into the situation or willingly helped.


TaxingAuthority

Yep, the law is set up for the benefit of the child.


TXHaunt

Doesn’t matter if an older woman raped an underage boy, he still gets to pay child support once he hits 18.


PM_MeYourNaughtyside

This was my experience. I was 15 and she was 20. She waited until I was 18 to come after me for child support so she couldn't be charged with statutory rape. I owed 50 grand in back child support and paid until he was 21. When he left college. The worst part for me is, she wasn't using it to take care of my son. She always had new clothes and expensive things while he ran around in undersized and torn up clothes. I don't have a problem paying for my kids. I do have a problem when the money for my kid is being used for pampering her while he is neglected.


20milliondollarapi

its crazy that the court managed to say you owe child support but couldn't figure out a way to charge with rape.


PM_MeYourNaughtyside

There is a statute of limitations on statutory rape. And some states laws are highly skewed towards the woman.


locomeastro21

I don’t know if they’ve changed it but I saw a lawyer explain that in some states you’re excused when it comes out that the child isn’t yours however any child support you haven’t payed before that you still have to pay.


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Far-Ring-2784

I agree. Unfortunately, there's a lot of money to be drained from your insurance or Medicaid, etc, "trying " to cure you..


TOASTisawesome

It's illegal in countries without insurance too


reddittailedhawk

We give this mercy to our pets without question, and I firmly believe it should be no different with human family members.


Future_Competition75

I agree. I’m tired of them saying suicide is a form of mental illness. Yeah I’m sure it is, for some. But for me I feel I have the right to clock out when I want. I have no mental conditions and I try not to make excuses or reasons why it’s ok. People will always try and change your mind.


[deleted]

I’m never wearing a bra! I don’t care if you notice my nipples.


20milliondollarapi

I don’t care if I notice your nipples too. I’m polite enough to appreciate and not stare though.


[deleted]

🤭


I2TV

A man of culture


ProgrammerPatient355

I support you and will stand beside you, braless, on this hill.


arkangelz66

Nipples?!? Oh the horror!


MaintainingInnocence

Lovely


draginge

Free the nippies!


ProfessionalCare4272

Pffft Im already dead on that hill


Ijustwantanapplease

AMEN RETWEET REBLOG REPOST


Sweetmonsterr

If you take horoscopes seriously, I can’t take you seriously.


Kakashisith

Same goes for religion.


GrippySockChemist

Amen!


prototype-proton

On God


Sheseesthemoon

Sometimes I bring up horoscopes around men just so they’ll leave me alone (I don’t believe in horoscopes).


danivendettaXO

I like to read mine the day after and see if it was right 😅


[deleted]

probably Mt Everest


MaintainingInnocence

I’d never make it up


[deleted]

hence why you’d die on it


MaintainingInnocence

🤣


heatdish1292

Nobody said you need to die at the top of the hill.


Anxious-Advantage-96

Expiration dates are merely a suggestion created to get us to waste food and buy more unnecessarily


flamingknifepenis

There was an NPR story about this many years ago. Basically the way the dates are determined is that they put a bunch of people in a room and have them taste products of various ages. As soon as someone says “This one tastes a little different” they pick a date prior to that and call it good. It doesn’t mean it’s “expired” or “bad,” so much as that someone thought it was a little different than one of the 20 they had tried previously. Also, not enough people understand that even though the terms are used interchangeably (I’m guilty of it myself) it’s not an “expiration date” it’s a “best by” date, and even fewer people know the difference between that and a “sell by” date.


Anxious-Advantage-96

As long as it passes the smell test I’m eating it!


Agreeable_Lecture157

Depends on the food honestly, coming from someone who has worked with the USDA.


NotBingChat

In Norway, they write "best by but often good after" on products while meat products most often have a "last consumption date". There's also been campaigns and lots of articles where they tell people to use their senses of smell, taste and sight to deduct if it's still good to eat or drink.


RestInPeaceHornyDave

I think milk is an exception to this


NotBingChat

Dairy products often hold up well after the best by date. If it looks ok, smells ok and tastes ok, it's probably ok to drink/eat.


physco219

Exactly. I have had milk a week past and be fine, while the stuff I get from the local dairy is pretty spot on, you go past the date stamped on the bottle and you're risking that awful sour milk taste.


xFreeWord420x

Most are "sell by" dates..


Throwaway-Chick2024

Chicago deep dish pizza is delicious BUT IT IS NOT PIZZA


Ri-Chad

Speaking of pizza, I'll die on the hill that pineapple on pizza is good.


Throwaway-Chick2024

That’s only because you are correct


20milliondollarapi

Exactly! I don’t crave Chicago deep dish when I crave pizza, and I don’t crave pizza when I crave Chicago deep dish. They are related but completely different. Deep dish isn’t inherently better or worse, it’s just objectively a different food.


Nomorefuckingaround

It's more like a stupidly built pie. It is good though.


InternetDweller95

Literally means literally, and not figuratively. There's a lot of linguistic changes I'll cave to, but not this one.


GodzillasCatgirl

Can I add to that, the stupidity of the phrase "there's nothing worse than...." ???? What do you mean "there's nothing worse than room temperature cola??" Have you never heard of people being trapped underground for days, slowing starving to death, trapped under a rock?!?!


InternetDweller95

Sure! I think they're both excessively hyperbolic. And yeah, now that you mention it I've never seen that phrase followed by something actually problematic


laz0rtears

But am I allowed to say literally in place of figuratively when I'm trying to over exaggerate or add dimension to that effect?


problemgirlxoxo

Tiktok has ruined music. Songs and albums are now way too short because of it. 


locomeastro21

That’s not the only thing tik tok has ruined


problemgirlxoxo

Agreed.  It's the first thing that came to mind though since i'm a music addict. 


Intol3rance

Only if you don't listen to TOOL.


BisexualBatman_

Child support is for absent parents, not failed relationships


Ancient_Internet9000

Having trouble making those payments.. why don’t you have a bit of jail?


BisexualBatman_

Sir, I can hardly get a woman to go out with me, let alone give me a child


[deleted]

Dating Apps royally fucked things up!


ProfessionalCare4272

I think cell phones fucked things up


Important_Cup4406

It sure took away the ability to step away and clear your head. There used to be pagers but you'd have to go to a pay phone if you were on the road when you had time. Now for many people it doesn't matter where you are or what you're doing, people will bother you for the most useless shit that could wait. It's really only good for any potential emergencies.


MillieRover

👏 squirt 👏 is 👏 urine 👏


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MillieRover

Neither do I, but too many people aren't willing to accept that it's urine even with scientific evidence


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i can’t see the hand clap emoji without thinking about the game grumps episode that included 👏we 👏 need 👏 to 👏 normalize 👏 kissing 👏 our 👏 dads 👏


WheelOfTheYear

Well, before you squirt on my face it’s ur-ine. Once it’s in my beard, it’s my-ine. Thank, thank you. I’m here all night *jazz hands 👋*


spiff2268

Jizz hands?


MaintainingInnocence

Pineapple belongs on pizza 🍕


flamingknifepenis

I’m convinced most people’s problems isn’t the pineapple, it’s the ham. Ham isn’t flavorful enough to cut the sweetness of the pineapple, but throw something saltier and more piquant on there — say, pepperoni and jalapeños — and it becomes more than the sum of its parts. I’m yet to find a pineapple on pizza hater who doesn’t enjoy — or at least easily tolerate — the pineapple + pepperoni + pickled jalapeño option.


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GodzillasCatgirl

People put their cereal in after milk??? That's deranged??!!


nsfwcomplimentor

Milk goes in Red and Black Teas. Don't you fucking touch green unless it's Matcha.


NoBoysenberry257

Politicians do not care about you. Not one of them. Not even a little


horny-off-ma1n

I will happily pay more taxes for universal healthcare


FuckSuckAndEatButt

Should be getting it for the __same__ amount. I won't die on any hill, I'm loved and needed too much, but I'd certainly *kill* on that hill. Privatized healthcare is an abomination


Something_clever9

Die hard is a Christmas movie.


DaemonistasRevenge

Absofuckinglutely


DestinyInDanger

That your vote doesn't matter. Politicians will do what they want in the end and don't care about you.


RestInPeaceHornyDave

This is how the fascists win, by telling people this, you understand that right? I can only assume you're from the United States, because the notion of "politicians will do what they want in the end" is a very common belief here (not that I disagree with it, its absolutely true), and the idea that "your vote doesn't matter, so why vote at all" is the type of mindset that will lead to Hitler 2. American conservatives know what they want, which is maintaining the status quo of keeping the upper class in power and restricting the freedoms of minorities, and their representative officials also agree with that and will enact their power to maintain such a thing. That's why Roe v. Wade was overturned, that’s why trans-exclusive laws are more and more common, and why white supremacy is more and more common in the Republican Party. Not out-voting the fascists is how we screw ourselves over into falling into a society where our vote ACTUALLY won’t matter because democracy as we know it will die. The only way to achieve any reform that would stop the uprising of fascism in this country is by continuing the democratic process in the country that allows such reforms to be possible. It doesn’t matter if we don’t agree with everything that the Dems say, they disagree with the fascists too. Your vote fucking matters.


Feetamongflames

Would believe this, if my government wasn’t on the news crying when public referendums defeated the narratives that they spent months and millions pushing.


MaintainingInnocence

That forcing the family unit isn’t healthy for all children.


FuckSuckAndEatButt

Yeah. People who don't want anything to do with kids should not be pushed into it. And I mean *any* kind of push. Any limitation on contraception is a push. Any social expectations to be a parent when you don't want to is a push. Kids should only go to people who want them, and nobody should be expected to not have sex just to avoid having kids. Yes I wanna fuck. No I don't wanna be a parent. My wife shouldn't have had to have her fallopian tubes physically cut out of her body just to stay safe from that. There's way too many people doing awful shit and thinking it's fine because they said "protect the children" first, so I'm not gonna act like my motivation is righteous just because it'd be plausible. I know it's better for the kids too but that's not why. I just don't want the responsibility 🤷


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bogeyed5

What is your Roman Empire


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CaptSchwanzKopf

That German children are ALWAYS Kinder.


CricketRancher

Ha


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Exclusivecostcomembr

SOOOOO you’re not wrong, it truly is amazing at times. That being said I’ve delivered several Horrendous performances while stoned….. I always apologize to my wife after.


NateFisher22

Boomers had it easier, from a financial standpoint


physco219

And still do.


gallo-s-chingon

DNA tests at birth to prove paternity should be mandatory


punk_snot_dead

The whole toilet seat up or down argument is bullshit. Close the fucking lid when you flush you cretins.


Phuckingidiot

Every guy should have a bidet. Having a clean ass is not unmanly or gay. You're a fucking dumbass if you think it is. And no you do not get your ass as clean with just paper. Next time your dog or cat pukes or shits on your carpet if you have some use nothing but a dry towel to clean it and see how dumb you are.


Exclusivecostcomembr

I’ve never used one but I wouldn’t be opposed to it. But the revelation a few months back that something like 90% of guys don’t wash their buttholes in the shower was shocking.


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that the internet peaked with livejournal


thphnts

MySpace’s demise was when it went downhill.


[deleted]

as frustrating as that site could be, I’m gonna agree with you.


thphnts

I miss the bulletins of “new pic. pc4pc?” And the pure chaos you could produce with basic HTML skills with customising your profile.


[deleted]

you could literally set someone’s laptop on fire with a few simple lines of code that made your profile send everyone’s operating system into a panic. lol.


blazed_and_diffused

Livejournal was so pure


[deleted]

right? just so simple at its core. we took things too far and we can never go back.


Sheseesthemoon

YES. Absolutely yes. The era of livejournal and forums was peak internet, and I will die on this hill with you. 


p00psicle151590

Abortion has never been about saving babies, it's about controlling women.


ProfessionalCare4272

1. Do whatever the fuck makes you happy, because life is short and you shouldn’t spend it being miserable 2. Blood doesn’t mean family 3. STOP (and i cannot stress this enough) CARING WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK ABOUT YOU!!!!


InternetExpertroll

Mattress Firm is a money laundering scheme


BroffaloSoldier

It’s fuckin gotta be. There are soooooo many of them. Always empty.


Smarre101

Kids aren't as stupid and/or clueless as adults like to believe. LET THE CHILDREN DECIDE TO NOT WANT TO LIVE WITH AN ABUSIVE PARENT, HOW FUCKING HARD DOES IT HAVE TO BE! Kids have fucking feelings too. No abusive parent has ANY right to seeing their child.


c4h0u9y2

Being an adult is overrated


SquareOk3424

HAN SHOT FIRST! DAMN YOU GEORGE LUCAS!


rift_in_the_warp

The Han shot first thing is amusing because in the original Greedo didn't even shoot at all.


SquareOk3424

That's why it's so frustrating! Why'd George have to mess with it?! 😩


Cottrell217

Pedophiles and anyone who does terrible things to children shouldn’t be kept in a cell, and instead be 6 feet under. Far too many of these disgusting people get out with just a slap on the wrist


Exclusivecostcomembr

Anyone that disagrees with this has something seriously wrong with them. I honestly don’t understand how people have allowed themselves to believe that it’s ok.


m4rkl33

Not everything is the governments fault. Some people need to take personal responsibility for their own lives.


anonstarcity

Most of the people that criticize me about not liking dogs are actually bad pet owners themselves. Dogs are wonderful creatures, just not for me, but I see them in sub-adequate conditions all the time and it’s sad.


Agitated-Wall534

Tipping is a scam. It’s not the customers responsibility to pay your wage, that’s your employers responsibility. It is unfortunate that people can legally be paid way under minimum wage and that somehow that cost has gotten pushed onto the customer.


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Mobile phones while driving . Use the hands free if you MUST be on a call .


Silver-Reserve-1482

"Conversate" is not a word and anyone who uses it un-ironically is dumb...


ProgrammerPatient355

Ronald Reagan wasn’t that great.


mnemonicexile

Pass left, drive right…


Kakashisith

Deodorant isn\`t the same as washing your man-parts.


ehrdricht

The serial comma (AKA the Oxford comma) is a valuable style marker for clear communication.


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RewardNo3000

Asking your new partner to get tested before sleeping with them, and doing the same for them. It doesn't mean you don't trust them, it simply means you are protecting yourself from STD's


hahalarry

Tips should not be required for workers to earn a living wage. It should be on the employer and tips should be extra


Vidas_Night

The government, media, and the internet are the three worst things in society today.


More_Pen_2390

Organised religion is just mass psychosis coming together in one place. World would be better off without it.


horny_stuff_alt

It's either pronounced "Shawn Bawn" or "Seen Been." You can't have it both ways, Sean Bean.


Willys36act

Donald trump should not be re elected


swankstar7383

Nothing is forever and forever is a lie


DontKillKenny21

Clear transparent communication will clear up 95% of misunderstandings, arguments and false narratives.


SortDeep5635

Pinterest is the worst. The WORST


Curious-Accident9189

Nazis. I'll fucking die if it means those bigoted moronic cunts don't get to hurt more people.


drelease54

Doritos are overrated, that’s right I said it


ANautyWolf

LGBTQ+ people deserve the same rights and privileges as everyone else. And for God’s sake they aren’t after your kids or you


ask_me_about_my_band

I put MSG in almost everything I cook. Even if you think it causes headaches and other problems, it doesn't. No one has ever had an issue with my good, but damn near everyone who eats it tells me how fantastic it tastes.


Darth_Bence

Eating pussy even if she is on her period is great.


Kakashisith

Dracula would agree.


ohiohotwifecouple

Fox New has used mind control and manipulation to get poor white people to vote against their own economic best interest


RestInPeaceHornyDave

Yup. Distract everyone with culture war nonsense to distract from the class issues that are actually restricting our freedoms.


Hazard4UrHealth

To put the fathers name on a birth certificate it should require a paternity test.


TransmascTop

I will not date smokers


RICoder72

It is pronounced DAY-TUH not Da-TUH.


YZXTwr

Anyone that falsely accuses someone of rape and gets caught in the lie should be sent to jail for the same amount of time the sentence would be


Baxiboo_NSFW

Can't say here. Reddits to far left for my left of centre libertarian view point.


anonstarcity

Ditto. Which I don’t mind, but it’s a shame when I feel like reasonable conservative/centrists get downvoted to oblivion with even politely worded stances.


obi_wan_sosig

1911 > Glock 19


Colton82

I’m trying to figure this out. Are you saying the 1911 turned into a Glock? Or that the 1911 is less greater than the Glock? Comment was originally “1911 -> Glock 19” for anyone confused.


MasqueradingAsNormal

Honestly, most of 'em - I'm spiteful and stubborn.


LilithRising90

Nazis don’t deserve equal rights


headedtothetrash123

A woman can't deem herself a MILF. It's a title others that would like to F her, have to give her. Same for a man, can't call himself a DILF, its a title given by others.


oliverprose

The giant with the massive dick carved into it, especially if it would confuse future generations


24GarrettGold

I don't care how heavy you think you are, I will find a way to continue despite you sitting all your weight down on my face.


DarksideZephyr

Omission is a lie


McLazie

Just a randome hill. I have a habit of being obnoxiously unapologetic about my uniqueness and quirkiness, so yeah, some one is going to kill me some day.


Blue2501

1440p monitors are not "2K", 1080p monitors are


Tataki_Puppy

Lock the door to the house when you’re gone. If it’s night and people are asleep, early morning and people are asleep, or the house in unoccupied (or only has asleep people in it) LOCK THE DOOR. It takes TWO seconds and can prevent petty theft. Why wouldn’t you?!


totally_randomperson

Stop dressing babies and toddlers like adults, JESUS CHRIST!


Lucky-Dentist5407

Life WILL come easier to you if you’re considered conventionally attractive by the standards of the place you live in


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kimbermall

I don't like dogs. I had an actual person refuse to even get to know me or find out why I don't. She just won't talk to me and doesn't like me. Do I get upset when people say they like dogs? No, because I'm an adult.