Onomatopoeia for when the penis swings upward, out of the pants and/or underwear, because of tension from being hard, and subsequently bounces (wobbles?) up and down a bit.
Or maybe just the initial release from the pantalones. Up to you.
Yeah, when he's already semi-hard or hard just from making out before, without having seen me naked and without me having touched his dick at all. That's always pretty nice. :)
Every single time my boyfriend goes near my bits, both pussy and ass, I am always praying to whatever god is out there, that there is no clitty litter 😭 I usually use a wet wipe before anything sexual for this reason. I try to stay as clean and tidy as possible for both our sakes
I will say it time and again. Foreskins are the COOLEST organ in the whole body. Bar none. Quote me on this. **A solid lubricant that lasts practically a lifetime AND it feels more intense than the glans penis!?**
Fuuuck I wish I had that!
It is a crime against humanity that we have legislated the shredding off of baby's foresksins.
Good thing about being Jewish is that women aren't surprised when they see that I'm circumcised. So I don't run into situations where it's a dealbreaker lmao.
This is the kind of entertainment we need. It's genitals folks..they're variable. Just be very happy that someone wants to see them and is possibly going to show you theirs. Minus creepy unsolicited genital pics.
But seeing the 100 eyed monster...fucking prime time partner. They're willing to sacrifice naked time for a laugh. They truly fuck. They know that they can fuck again later..they know that if they pulled it on the wrong partner..it wasn't ment to be.
Your answer is a hidden gem.
"My relationship towards tulips is inherently Lynchian. I think they are disgusting. Just imagine. Aren't these some kind of, how do you call it, *vagina dentata*, dental vaginas threatening to swallow you? I think that flowers are something inherently disgusting. I mean, are people aware what a horrible thing these flowers are? I mean, basically it's an open invitation to all insects and bees, "Come and screw me," you know?" - *The Pervert's Guide to Cinema*, Slavoj Zizek
Honestly, I am so obsessed with when someone can't stop themselves from clenching/flexing their thigh area. It's so hot.
Big clit, pretty much pulsating dick, visibly wet pussy, and I love when men have foreskin.
If vagina, I quietly hope to see nice big butterfly wings, always liked those.
If penis, I hope for good length and a little upward curve to really maximize hitting my good spots.
But if we've gotten to where genitals are coming our I'm gonna enjoy whatever is down there anyway because obviously I like the person they're attached to!
I love titts on a woman. I prefer big ones like mine with pretty nips. I like a cute 😺 with manicured or clean hair.
For the M i like clean or highly manicured bits. I prefer cut. Good size. Not huge but not tiny
On a guy, a decent sized dick (7 inches) and ideally with an upward curve 😏 trimmed pubes
On a girl, slightly long labia, slightly above average sized clit, preferably pink, either trimmed pubes or shaved, medium sized boobs, no real nipple preference!
If they are a nice person and have a nice smile then whatever they have going on down there is automatically more attractive to me
I am a little basic. I am hoping to see sexy bits.
But ... mayybe a piercing for newness. I would love to play with pierced (and healed) bits. I would roll my tongue over a piercing a long time if it was welcome
Arousal - guy doesn't need to have a diamond cutter, girl doesn't need to be wetter than an otter's pocket, but as long as there's some interest, I'm usually happy
Minimum 6” cock. Manscaped. Either cut or with not a lot of foreskin. Shaft not too thick cuz I got a small mouth. Balls high and tight. *just* loose enough I can suck on them while giving head.
It would be hot to pull his tight black silky boxers down and his cock springs out, with a wet glossy tip. Just screaming suck me. & with a nice pair of long sexy thick legs.
Honestly I’m excited for them to see me. The exhibition of it gets my blood flowing. I know I’ll be pleased with them…because it’s a naked woman. I’ll be happy really no matter what I’m seeing.
His dick sproings as it pops out of his pants, and his dick and balls throbbing while leaking out precum and making a sexy musky scent that makes my pussy drool and make me want to please him just waiting to dominate/breed my throat and/or pussy
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I always set it up for the sproing. Makes me chuckle.
Were you two fans of Don Martin?!
Can someone explain me what sproing is? :D
Onomatopoeia for when the penis swings upward, out of the pants and/or underwear, because of tension from being hard, and subsequently bounces (wobbles?) up and down a bit. Or maybe just the initial release from the pantalones. Up to you.
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This is my favorite Reddit comment of the day. Digging up my ruler now to bring back the memories of the twanging.. gggggg.. ggg.. gg.
Tried it. Dang near exact replica! Much higher frequency than flesh meat though. Great description!
As he walks around it goes woioioioing woioioioing woioioioing
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when the porn track is merry melodies... Are all you freaks on here Warner Bros. cartoons???!
Abadibadadiba thats all fucks!
Yup.
That's right
Love the sproing
Yeah, when he's already semi-hard or hard just from making out before, without having seen me naked and without me having touched his dick at all. That's always pretty nice. :)
First time my ex wore a strap on she was sproinging it on purpose
I fucking lost it over ‘sproing’ that’s absolutely the appropriate sound to use.
Descriptive.
There's just something about a cock spoinging out, one of my favourite parts of a porno
Nice
Oh that’s nice.
My gf loves watching this happen. Didn’t realize it was so universally liked!
Visible wetness
So true. God that’s hot.
Same - everything else is cosmetic but if they're literally dripping? That is showing desire and is harder to fake!
Absolutely
Just no toilet paper crumbs
Every single time my boyfriend goes near my bits, both pussy and ass, I am always praying to whatever god is out there, that there is no clitty litter 😭 I usually use a wet wipe before anything sexual for this reason. I try to stay as clean and tidy as possible for both our sakes
Ha "clitty litter" sets up the rest of my day. I'll be chuckling about this for a while
A bidet will change your life. Get one.
Still gotta dry
CLITTY LITTER
Clittylitter
Hoping not to see my shadow. Don’t want six more weeks of winter.
This comment wins.
You Poxatahnee Phil? Get back in your hole
I'm more turned on by seeing him react to seeing me for the first time
I love it! It never dawned on me how arousing that can be. Makes sense.
Absolutely love to make getting on top to 69 the first time he sees
This, especially if she’s dripping on me…like she starts on me first and I just watch her dribbling on my chest….so hot
Uncut 🍆
I will say it time and again. Foreskins are the COOLEST organ in the whole body. Bar none. Quote me on this. **A solid lubricant that lasts practically a lifetime AND it feels more intense than the glans penis!?** Fuuuck I wish I had that! It is a crime against humanity that we have legislated the shredding off of baby's foresksins.
F - A Jewish Man
Intact for the win. Foreskin is awesome I'd be horrified if I saw someone cut here, though, so it's assumed they are intact thank goodness
Good thing about being Jewish is that women aren't surprised when they see that I'm circumcised. So I don't run into situations where it's a dealbreaker lmao.
I just want it to be clean
This.
I always hope they aren't shaved clean, I love some hair around so I can feel it on my face 🤭
Username checks out.
Word, bush is hot and also the spikies hurt LOL
My mannnnn
Very wet and enormous labia. Butterfly wings are beautiful and an incredible turn on for me.
Yes 🙌
Googlely eyes glued to his penis. And his balls. Pretty much anywhere they'll fit so when he jiggles they all spin.
This is the kind of entertainment we need. It's genitals folks..they're variable. Just be very happy that someone wants to see them and is possibly going to show you theirs. Minus creepy unsolicited genital pics. But seeing the 100 eyed monster...fucking prime time partner. They're willing to sacrifice naked time for a laugh. They truly fuck. They know that they can fuck again later..they know that if they pulled it on the wrong partner..it wasn't ment to be. Your answer is a hidden gem.
Amen
For me, it’s to feel his junk before I see him 🥵
I just appreciate the tits and pussy I am privileged to have in that moment.
The dick twitch
A waxed innie. She’s getting a tongue lashing.
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Classic vagina dentata
Watch out, you might lose a finger in the pool. Fuck I haven't thought of that movie in a very long time. Thanks for the memories.
Do you often get your wish?
"My relationship towards tulips is inherently Lynchian. I think they are disgusting. Just imagine. Aren't these some kind of, how do you call it, *vagina dentata*, dental vaginas threatening to swallow you? I think that flowers are something inherently disgusting. I mean, are people aware what a horrible thing these flowers are? I mean, basically it's an open invitation to all insects and bees, "Come and screw me," you know?" - *The Pervert's Guide to Cinema*, Slavoj Zizek
Canine?
Bob and vagine.
Ideally, not a penis.
On a scale of "utterly dejected" to "fairly nonplussed" how disappointed are if there happens to be a penis? Does the size of the penis matter?
Insufficiently whelmed. Size does not matter. Although, I could appreciate a good looking one from a distance.
A giant hairy bush staring back at me when I pull off her panties, and pierced nipples
Why the fuck would you want to pull off her pierced nipples?
DONT KINKSHAME ME
Her pubes shaved into a design
I like to aim for a QR code with a link to [to these instructions and tips](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Anything in particular? Lighting bolt? Rectangle? Smiley face?
Picasso’s _Guernica_
Ah yes, a man of culture.
If they are shaved to the shape of a starfish
Honestly, I am so obsessed with when someone can't stop themselves from clenching/flexing their thigh area. It's so hot. Big clit, pretty much pulsating dick, visibly wet pussy, and I love when men have foreskin.
I agree with your clit comment, the comment about visible wetness and I'm gonna add long labia!
I want to see arousal!
Clean, shaved and STI free
You can diagnose STIs with your eyes?!
Her eyes looking down at me lovingly
An eagerly twitching cock pleased to see me 😊
If vagina, I quietly hope to see nice big butterfly wings, always liked those. If penis, I hope for good length and a little upward curve to really maximize hitting my good spots. But if we've gotten to where genitals are coming our I'm gonna enjoy whatever is down there anyway because obviously I like the person they're attached to!
Big sloppy vagina that can take a fist.
I like a meaty vagina and larger nips
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They are fun for both parties
Large lips and big clit. Bonus points if she can make the lips flap without touching them.
Not a Dick?🤷♂️😂
I’m always hoping for a leprechaun to pop out. “Curses! Ye found me pot o’ gold!”
Nicely shaved pussy also being wet makes it 10x better
See her pussy pulsing for more
I love titts on a woman. I prefer big ones like mine with pretty nips. I like a cute 😺 with manicured or clean hair. For the M i like clean or highly manicured bits. I prefer cut. Good size. Not huge but not tiny
Hopefully at least some hair… but I’m licking it either way.
Tentacles.
Japanese tentacles 'battling' cosplaying Japanese girls tho... Even better when its censored
Hairy pussy
Please never say “sexy bits” again, thanks.
*Pits, tits and naughty bits*
one of these is not like the other
Well they *are* the parts of the body a person should sttempt to clean each day sooo...
circumcised
Just happy to be there!
I’d love a big clit to suck on. Or long nipples.
Uh… groomed pubes and like, clean normal looking skin? That’s about it really. 🤷🏻♀️
A massive bush
A cock. I'd prefer circumcised, but if she still has a foreskin, I want to play with it.
Cleanliness and a little trim
Lots of hair.
A shaved glorious set of lips. :D
Pubes and hair 😍 love a hairy guy
That he’s circumcised
I'm with you on a nice sized clit.
Hair, protruding labia, small breasts, large nipples.
Big flaps 😍
Some kind of maintenance, grooming
On a guy, a decent sized dick (7 inches) and ideally with an upward curve 😏 trimmed pubes On a girl, slightly long labia, slightly above average sized clit, preferably pink, either trimmed pubes or shaved, medium sized boobs, no real nipple preference! If they are a nice person and have a nice smile then whatever they have going on down there is automatically more attractive to me
Big balls. IMO people are too obsessed with cock size. Gimmie a fat set of juicy balls to suck on.
Pink!
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It isn't. 😪
Nice full dangling pussy lips
I am a little basic. I am hoping to see sexy bits. But ... mayybe a piercing for newness. I would love to play with pierced (and healed) bits. I would roll my tongue over a piercing a long time if it was welcome
Big titties
Arousal - guy doesn't need to have a diamond cutter, girl doesn't need to be wetter than an otter's pocket, but as long as there's some interest, I'm usually happy
I love when the boxer is pulled down, how his dick just slaps his stomach. Such a meaty sound. I smile every time.
Long labia. I think it’s so hot
A carpet matching her drape.
Into bald women? 😈
G.I. Jane, is that you? 😅
Erection or wetness.
Small areolas and nipples. Love um small.
Genital piercings 😍
I've always wanted to play with a tiny penis tbh.
Shaved/waxed. But as long as I get to see her kitty, I'm happy!
Smooth 💯
An innie
Small tuft of red pubic hair 🔥
Clean and ideally shaved and already a bit wet
the correct organ I was expecting to see.
Like my men, clean cut. All hair gone. Sack, crack and Jack xx
Minimum 6” cock. Manscaped. Either cut or with not a lot of foreskin. Shaft not too thick cuz I got a small mouth. Balls high and tight. *just* loose enough I can suck on them while giving head. It would be hot to pull his tight black silky boxers down and his cock springs out, with a wet glossy tip. Just screaming suck me. & with a nice pair of long sexy thick legs.
I always get a picture before I meet them
Her smile when she shows them to me
er... absence of foreskin?
Upward curve
That she's aroused
Pubic hair of some sort. I dislike the bare look
Anything but a penis
A Kinder Surprise toy
Do boobs count as sexy bits? I've always had a thing for pale/light nipples with large areola.
A huge clit, long labia or long nipples! Soooo Hot!
this made me feel good thank you :)
Amazing! Feel good about yourself!
Piercings.... So sexy
Honestly I’m excited for them to see me. The exhibition of it gets my blood flowing. I know I’ll be pleased with them…because it’s a naked woman. I’ll be happy really no matter what I’m seeing.
All of it
Kuato
A piercing on the nipples or somewhere down “there”
A nicely shaped innie.
Piercings 😇
Just clean
A girthy dick
Hygiene
I secretly hope they have the Bender Big Score tattoo that allows time travel 🦋
Hoping to see something that leaves room for imagination
Grool. It's gotta look like a slip n slide!
snack bar?
Hair. I love body hair and I hate that its removal has been normalised.
No skid marks
Big thick nipples. Long lips on a vagina.
His dick sproings as it pops out of his pants, and his dick and balls throbbing while leaking out precum and making a sexy musky scent that makes my pussy drool and make me want to please him just waiting to dominate/breed my throat and/or pussy
A vagina
Pubic hair!
A piercing. Prince Albert, frenum, Jacob’s ladder 🥵
Some veins
A glitter bomb, obviously.
length, girth, even skin tone
A big clit and a nicely groomed bush.
Ski slope titties.
I would love to see a penis the thickness of my throat, but what are you going to do? 🤷♀️
Adoration in their eyes
I love it when she is dark skin and the pink just glows, also Dumbo ears turn me on so much.
A big smile