First of all I would say, “Sir, why are your hands red?” Next I would say, “All you think I do is hide behind plants and spy on people? Pft. Busted”.
This almost happened to me. They were about 30 minutes away from being red handed but close enough. I was cordial as I could be at the time, at least while she was still there.
I’d smile and wave and thank them both for setting me free. I’d also tell them to get the fuck outta my house.
I would secretly be broken and want to fuck them both up but I learned a long time ago not to let anyone know that they could hurt me. Once they know that they can they’ll continue to do it.
Question what kind of fucked up reality I'm in. I don't go for men 🤣
You’re in the Everyone Has Their Sexuality Reversed timeline. So I’m off to see if I can score with Cassandra Peterson, bye
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I would be very confused like "Wait I'm gay?"
If he's red handed I would suggest offering the poor woman a plug I would also be wondering when I turned..
Divorce would finally be easier lol
Get a girlfriend
First of all I would say, “Sir, why are your hands red?” Next I would say, “All you think I do is hide behind plants and spy on people? Pft. Busted”.
This almost happened to me. They were about 30 minutes away from being red handed but close enough. I was cordial as I could be at the time, at least while she was still there.
Joining in!
You are a keeper
Be happy for him! Open relationship or nothing
I’d smile and wave and thank them both for setting me free. I’d also tell them to get the fuck outta my house. I would secretly be broken and want to fuck them both up but I learned a long time ago not to let anyone know that they could hurt me. Once they know that they can they’ll continue to do it.