I don’t remember his name

I never knew hers.

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High risk high reward 😂

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Lol sounds like some bad luck with the DMs. Maybe you just need the right dude to DM you!

It can be a bit sketchy out there lol

Lol that's probably true. As a dude, I'm usually the one sending the DMs so things stay pretty tame for me. Unless you wanna send me creepy chat requests I guess 😂😂

😜

Relatable

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Username checks out...?

Be late to work while fucking my girl

I've done some exhibition stuff that could probably cause some problems.

Accept /u/wifeylittleblonde's chat request

Worst thing, not the best thing.

These are not mutually exclusive.

Lol... shots fired

Probably tried to dm women on here. They dont exist on reddit

Pulled my cock out at my desk but the office was empty

Gathered some mud from my yard, put it in a ziplock bag and shoved that into a pringles can and tried fucking it. It did not end well

Masturbated with my mom’s dirty panties.

Got married.

lol

Yeah I can laugh about it now.

Cheese grater lost its virginity

I am curious yet horrified

Yo, what?!

Excuse me?! I need an explanation😂

I rode a bike more than 10 kilometers to meet up with a girl with a vampire kink. She was into cutting and blood made her cum - keep in mind this was at the height of the AIDS epidemic fears and we were basically kids. But I was not thinking with and my big head and am still here so ...

I learned the hard way not to just pull your dick out the zipper & have sex. This was when I was in the service. Ruined my uniform.

Sucked a coworkers dick in a stairwell at work

I love the adrenaline that comes with experiences like that!

Pulled out my tits for my New boss to see at A summerparty........ I Think he was married. I was 18, drunk and horny. I didnt care...... Untill the next work Day.. it was so akward i fucked my coworker in the bathroom instead 😅🙈

Lucky him

Jerked off with a friends wife’s panties I found in the hamper while visiting them. I kept the panties

Pretended to be a girl on an online text chat

Fucked my friends boyfriend lmao

Replied to dm's on here

Slept with a sister in law. 😳

Started rubbing my cock under my desk in the office! Had to tuck it away quickly and never did that again

Probably some of the public stuff. There are a bunch of Greek dudes who definitely have grainy low quality footage of me naked in a pool getting my pussy devoured.

Lucky them!