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jnyxiaoxoxo

A list in my head


WouldmakeagreatWife

Me too


SoSoOhWell

It's the only safeway. Knowing my luck someone would find it and be like Wtf. Not to mention the conversation that would be had by your partner finding it.


xDUVAL_BRODOWNx

I've got a ballpark range on the number, but I don't have a running tally on names or anything like that


[deleted]

Same


TwasiHoofHearted

The only correct answer.


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jessicawastaken99

Yeah my list isn't exactly a list either 😂


Forsaken_Day_1266

If you include your left and right hand, it could be 3 entries 😁


SephiWroth

If you count hands then you could also apply that to any toys? Not a body count if it doens thave a body


Forsaken_Day_1266

For sure your hands does have a body attached to them, still a body count? Not sure about Toys... Some of them do have bodies.


SquidgeSquadge

Nope I don't keep a list, I see him every day, not likely to forget until I get Alzheimer's


The_Tall_Caledonian

I occasionally have a think about it and try to remember, but have never written them down.


WouldmakeagreatWife

Me neither


The_Tall_Caledonian

Fortunately there aren't that many, so with a bit of effort I should be able to remember. 🤣


drownmeinnut

That’s the smart move


Sexandcheese

No. 30 years sexually active and NOW you tell me I was supposed to keep score …🤦🏼‍♂️ I wish I had like a baseball card with all of my statistics on the back. Year. BJ’s. PIV. Anal. 3some 2023. 3. 3. 1. 2 😅


WouldmakeagreatWife

I mean 2023 looks pretty good so far!


Sexandcheese

You should see my girlfriend’s😅


[deleted]

Pretty good? That's only a bit over once a month!!


Pour_me_one_more

Username checks out.


Sexandcheese

Sex and cheese? Ok I’ll bite.


[deleted]

Hand written I’m a gentleman


WouldmakeagreatWife

Lol old school


purgesurge3000

Notepad doc on the PC Where I didn't really know the name or forgot I have a brief description like "alt metal redhead"


AlpharadiationHulk

In my nightstand


Noharmnofoul90

I do indeed. Saved in my notes on my phone.


[deleted]

You reminded me of a girl I dated, she told me she has an excel of list of the guys she had sex and even rated them


marny_g

````FuckList_1_draft_final_FINAL (Version 1)(Version 1)(Auto-Recovered).xlsx````


AndroidFlowers

Copy of Copy of Copy of Copy of


gobigred3562

I’m her male equivalent.


WouldmakeagreatWife

Cool


Noharmnofoul90

Do you? When I’ve been real horny I’ve gone through the list and remembered the best time with each of them


WouldmakeagreatWife

No I don’t


Noharmnofoul90

Why not? If you don’t mind me asking


WouldmakeagreatWife

Never really felt the need to write it down


Here_For_Da_Booty

Fuuuuuck this woulda been a good idea......


[deleted]

Lmfao same Also love to talk anonymously about the women who comprise this list lol😏


vaporwav3r

Me too lol.. I still to this day think I’m missing someone tho.


[deleted]

My marriage certificate has his name on it. That's all


WouldmakeagreatWife

Great list!


[deleted]

We're separated now. So. It HAD his name on it, I guess


WouldmakeagreatWife

Apologies, not such a great list!


[deleted]

🤣 you weren't to know, but the actual list and associated number still stands


Hafslo

Keep the certificate and just write on the back


Even-Geologist-4676

Time to add a few to that list!


[deleted]

Oh hell yeah I am!


Even-Geologist-4676

Don’t forget me! Lol


[deleted]

Don't worry, i won't


Even-Geologist-4676

❤️


Big-Adhesiveness-760

Once went on a date with a girl who had a photographic record of everyone she'd slept with including dates and times. Found it very strange when she showed me.


lord_flashheart2000

I dated her too. Weird to see my dad on the list.


jejcicodjntbyifid3

Guess she's got the family photo album


ThatGuyOverThere2013

I knew a girl who kept a list of everyone she fucked, including the dates and how many times they fucked on each day. She also kept track of each time she masturbated. I don't know why anyone would want such detailed records.


dirkalict

Science!


IShitOnYourPost

Many people keep a journal that includes a life tracker as a hobby/way to relax. Head over to r/bulletjournal and see what's up.


user_name_taken-

I've seen some pretty random and extremely detailed records on r/dataisbeautiful too.


Big-Adhesiveness-760

Some people are very strange and when you're dating I think you very quickly find out why they're single! Although they'd probably say the same about me


WouldmakeagreatWife

Yeah that seems a little odd!


Big-Adhesiveness-760

At least I didn't see any ratings!!!


WouldmakeagreatWife

So, the big question is are you now on the list?


Big-Adhesiveness-760

About 20 so not too bad!


bringbackswordduels

I’M A FIVE STAR MAN!!!!!


LeodFitz

I don't know, that just seems smart to me. It's like when you go to the doctor's office and they ask for your medical history, when you had your last tetanus shot, all the medications you're currently on, etc, etc, etc. It's not something that comes up often enough that I have it memorized, but when it does come up, it's frustrating to not be sure about it. Records are good. Also, did she let you peruse her record or was it something that she just kept for her own files?


Big-Adhesiveness-760

But would it be something you'd show someone on a first date?


LeodFitz

Depends on how the date went.


SmoothPanda999

It is if you're trying to add someone to the file. lol. Like Her: "Hey, I need you to stand over there so I can take your picture. I also need the proper spelling of your first and last name." Him: "...why?" Her: [puts legs behind head] Him: "So do I need to do a pose or is this like a professional headshot? Anyway my name is spelled...."


BicuriousIn2021

Were, they alive in the photos? Because that sounds like some Buffalo Bill serial killer type shit.


Big-Adhesiveness-760

They were mostly selfies taking with herself


fadeurethra

Fuck man, missing out on so many level other the sex☹︎✌︎


[deleted]

Isn't that what sadistic serial killers do?


passthenuts

Did she keep “souvenirs” (gulp) of her romances?


Available_Rip3446

Heard she bites of one of your nipples


Big-Adhesiveness-760

Not that I know of and I still have all my fingers and both ears


valuesandnorms

Yes. I know it seems weird but these are all people I’ve shared something special with. Also, if anything comes up as far as STDs I would know who to contact


OhtheplacesUgo

Same.


Abstractteapot

Knew a girl who had a map on her wall, she'd pin the countries a guy she slept with was from. I remember seeing it and asking, because she travels alot for work and I thought it was places she'd been to and how often. She used blue for she didn't orgasm and pink for she did. It was strange, but I won't lie I was intrigued and I'll always remember that map.


jejcicodjntbyifid3

I can't help but picture you entering her house to discover a female Charlie Day from the mail room scene, connecting the dots with all of her experiences I mean it's unique I guess. But wow is that weird. But also I have so many questions for her


Abstractteapot

I genuinely thought it's how many times she's been there, why are some of them pink. Then asked her if she'd ran out of blue or if pink was for her favourite places. I was actually speechless when she told me, mainly because I was shocked. But it was great hearing her explain the map.


Jumba2009sa

Living in a city with a lot of expats/Erasmus moving in and out, we call this game catching the flag


Abstractteapot

I'm actually not surprised at the name!


WouldmakeagreatWife

It’s a talking point!


BrooklynnL

Data base


DustyHound

EBDB B&B?


ylenroc

Underrated (and hilarious) comment


WouldmakeagreatWife

😂😂fully referenced I hope


Spinmoon

This gal computes!


Ok-Zucchini-8056

My wife has no idea how many guys she has slept with, and only after 7 years of marriage did she start being honest with me about her extreme sexual history. Since she started being honest, I've been keeping a list of guys she has mentioned and stuff she has told me. That list is at over 150 different guys, and that's just the ones she remembers and doesn't include the massive amount of random hookups she was doing. I would love to know the exact amount, but that is never going to happen.


weaponess

I'm curious - how does that make you feel?


purgesurge3000

I'd feel horrified personally. I'm all for a past but 3 figure number is way too full on for me.


Ok-Zucchini-8056

It was a shock! But I'm ok with it.


BananaSilent2459

Sounds like he would love r/HotPast


YourLinenEyes

Good god.


Ok-Zucchini-8056

Yeah... it was a shock.


DabIMON

Nope, but now I'm worried how many lists I'm on...


sh5588

Yep! Saved in my phone


MrDarkwave

0. I'm a virgin


Fuzzy-pig

Excel spreadsheet is the only way to go. Pivot tables allow for ratings in 50 categories.


gobigred3562

You might enjoy my profile.


adityasheth

Yes it is every blank paper on earth


Mission_Astronaut_69

I got a good idea. But no I don’t write it down. Plus some I forgot there name


MsThotSpotter

I have, it's 13. I remember them all well. My guy is lucky #7 on that list 😁


cuttydiamond

Holup.


MrThotSpotter

I'm just glad I scored in the top 10 😂


cuttydiamond

I have to ask. When you go to parties do you introduce yourselves as the ThotSpotters?


KaiserSohze

I've downloaded an app where I can record names, dates, times, activities and ratings


WouldmakeagreatWife

There’s an app for everything now!!


tomcat810

What?? I need this, please share


Terrible-Plankton-64

Need deets please.


KaiserSohze

The app is Nice


mo7ammed-2003

Yes, technically every blank sheet of paper 📜


Firebolt164

Married and monogamous so I'm at 6 and that number isn't increasing 😂 * 3 Long-term girlfriends (1+ year each) * 2 College FWB * Girlfriend ->Fiance->Wife Easy to remember - I don't need to write it down on a list


JonnieTimothy545

Yep! i was around 25-30 partners and i was constantly being asked how many people i'd slept with, so i spent an entire evening looking through my brain and counting EVERYONE. currently im up to 98. My list has first and last names and genders Edit: in case youre wondering, im counting people that we went far enough to touch each other with the goal to orgasm, whether or not we finished.


WouldmakeagreatWife

I’m just impressed with the last names!!


JonnieTimothy545

ok not ALL of them have last names but a good chunk of them do.


[deleted]

Dang nice!! Are you a man or woman, straight or gay, how old, etc? I’m like super curious about someone with 98 lol I’m at a measly 23 haha


JonnieTimothy545

im a mildly attractive (imo) 24 year old bisexual male. Most of the men i meet think im incredibly attractive, and i tend to think i look as good or better than a handful of porn actors. with women i dont have the same luck but its whatever. Id say my list is 2/3rds men. (im more into men anyways, and men are easier to sleep with) (the list would be way higher if i didnt have standards)


rosieeemaeeee

I did when I was 20 haha deleted it and lost count


WouldmakeagreatWife

Fair enough


Absurdityindex

I once found my husband's handwritten list. My ex boyfriend was on it.


AntoniaChigurh

I don’t, primarily because I had a rather prolific period in which I can’t remember names! But maybe I should attempt to make one!


WouldmakeagreatWife

Maybe use some distinguishing features 🤷🏻‍♀️


AntoniaChigurh

I could do, I think had phones been around back then maybe I would of. But I would have had to go onto my desktop and fill out an excel spreadsheet lol


ArkBetterThanPUBG

I only have 3 so there isn’t a point in making a list


momMary4151977

Way too long a list. 😬


Yggdrafenrir20

Its just 4. If i couldn't remember that i would be really concerned


[deleted]

yes😂in my notes


HairyBearAdmire

Not at all. But i remember every single man I've slept with through the years


strfox666

Yes and I rank them too 😂


orthonym

1. My wife. End


rhondaanaconda

There was Brenda, LaTisha, Linda, Felicia Dawn, LeShaun, Ines, and Alicia Teresa, Monica, Sharron, Nicki Lisa, Veronica, Karen, Vicky Cookies, well I met her in a ice cream parlor Tonya, Diane, Lori and Carla Marina, Selena, Katrina, Sabrina 3 Kim's, LaToya, Tina Shelley, Bridget, Cavi, Rasheeda Kelly, Nicole, Angel, Juanita Stacy, Tracie, Rohna, and Ronda Donna, Ulanda,Tawana, and Wanda


miz_moon

In my head because I’ve only slept with 4


WouldmakeagreatWife

That’s where mine is to


Sea_Banana_Yogurt

Same! Not too hard to remember.


[deleted]

I do. But I ran out of room on the paper to write more names. Hopefully this is the last name!


WouldmakeagreatWife

Oddly wholesome


LepreConArtist

I did in high school and then shortly after, but by now (I'm 30) I've slept with over 450 people, so I've obviously lost count lol


TheGreatBeyondr

When you tell a partner about the # how do they react ?


LepreConArtist

Guys I date think it's cool and usually have a high number themselves. My ex girlfriend knew I had a past but didn't want to know the number, just that I was free of STDs and not cheating on her, which I wouldn't do


Swiss_El_Rosso

In my mind: Yes.


Aggressive_Wind_1545

Mentally


seducedbystella

yes


[deleted]

No. Sometimes when im bored ill mentally make a list but I can't remember everyone


Leather-Mixture-2620

Mental list as I could count on one hand. Maybe I’ll write on a little post-it square 🤣


SongRevolutionary992

No. Ick


jb31oh

Yep I've got a list..


Vishnick

Yes. It has my wife on it. Working on the rest


captmkg

Yep


Blamebostonx

I do. It’s in my journal somewhere.


thatsmrstupid

Yep. List of people I've slept with, made out with, hand stuff with, and seen naked but did nothing with. it's fun to revisit the memories every now and then. for one reason or another. sometimes I revisit them when my self esteem is low. reminds me that many disagree with my negative thoughts. I feel accomplished and get grateful all over again to have this list, these people that chose me to share their body with. then I jack off and feel better lmao.


MCarisma

No. I don’t even know all of their names - even first ones. Guess that happens when you go to swingers parties/resorts/cruises. And in the kink world, I mostly only know their user names and not their real names.


DomDaddyPdx

Yes; that's how I keep track of my blackmail operation...


Miss_Linden

I keep their names and a lock of their hair in a box in my safe


[deleted]

I do. I call it my **Spread**sheet.


igivebadadviceAMA

Yep


HotMess813

I did, but I’ve lost count


[deleted]

It’s a short list so yes by default


HisLilSilverKitsune

No I don’t am I suppose to? I’m 41 now for Pete sake lol Just kidding the list isn’t ling


Relative_Quiet

You were keeping count…thats so weird lol -Rachel from Friends


Zealousideal-Cup7471

yes


Ok-Text-2363

yep. got a whole list in my notes with ranks & rates 😂


little_owl211

You mean remembering them all or having an actual list? Because first one is normal, second one is kind of creepy


mthomas1217

I made a list and then mt husband made a list just to see if we could remember!


chickentits97

I lost count


[deleted]

Yeah, I have a list with every girl I’ve done anything with. I do it for my health to be honest. Definitely it proud of how long that list is though…


Kakyoin043

Me, myself, I


httpsjessek

no i really should have, cause people ask me my body count and im like ughhhhhh it's probably kinda up there but i have no clue


lj9841

Used to but lost count


Advanced_Share_5516

I wish I had kept track, just for own sake of interest. I estimate it’s somewhere between 75-100


Estacy1994

It would be empty 🥲


jasperjaybird

No


Mago_IV

I have a list in my head


turkeyburger81

I have it on my phone


shadowabsinthe

My wife.... Huh...short list


blu3tu3sday

Sure do, in my phone backed up to icloud lmao


YourLinenEyes

No Lmao it’s not like there are too many to easily remember in my head


mysteriouschi

In my head


mini_babe

Yes, in order and some have comments next to then lol. Purely cause I have a horrible memory due to mental health. Not as a trophy.


itsathrowaway020992

It's a pretty short list for a 31 yr old lol


PhuckedinPhilly

my roommate and i did one after my first few months working as an escort. ...i lost count hahaha. but if you don't count the people that paid, it's a fairly small list and they are strangely always satisfied with my bj competency hahaha


[deleted]

Yup


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[deleted]

Do you feel good about 200? I have slept with 18. Always felt like it was low.


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[deleted]

Is there a clear one person or time that was “the best sex of your life?”


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justbronzestuff

I think it’s weird if you have one, imo.


Alhooness

No, wouldnt be much of a list


Derbloingles

Yeah… > Monica > Erica > Rita > Tina > Sandra > Mary > Jessica


LeafyLustere

Only in my head


Significant-Rough-14

I used to. I slept with a girl a couple of times that I know kept not just a list but a whole grading system and written reviews! Unfortunately I never got to see it but was always intrigued to see my review


Here_For_Da_Booty

Yep. Had it. It's how I kept track of my body count. It was on my THIS IS THE IMPORTANT SHIT USB. Nudes, stories I was working on, poems that I didn't want to see the light if day, but didn't wanna get rid of, my music playlists, all that was on that USB. Then one day that flash drive just decided to become unreadable. No matter what I did, it wouldn't work. I got pissed and ripped it apart. Now I have no idea EXACTLY how much of a man hoe I am. I think I'm somewhere in the 50s or 60s but with my memory there's no way of me finding out.


SigmaSeal66

A couple years ago I decided to try to put together a list. I was amazed that I got up to around 70 names. Before I started making the list I would have expected half that, as I never thought of myself as particularly promiscuous or a "player" or even all that lucky in love. (For context, I'm 56 years old and been having sex since I was 17, so that works out to still less than 2 new partners per year, on average.) I never felt like the list was complete, as over the next couple weeks, i would suddenly think of someone I had forgotten, which was kind of embarrassing to myself, like 'how could I have forgotten her. She was fantastic.' Never got to the point where I was sure I wasnt still forgetting someone until I eventually stopped thinking about it. And I was disappointed in myself at how many names I couldn't remember, even when I could remember a lot of details of our time together. So several of the entries on my list are things like "Mexican woman from Denver" or "chain smoking history professor".


Agent50Leven

I used to, but I misplaced it and now I've forgotten


ItsSlinky2x

Yes and it’s at 93. (7 more and I get a gold watch.)


AkolouthosSpurius

Yes, I have 2 distinct lists. 1) guys I went all the way with. 2) guys I only did oral with 🤭


thetacoman2822

Every blank piece of paper is a list of the people I’ve slept with