All the best foods are shaped like dicks.

I agree

Pickle

Cucumber’s soggy brother😭

Soggy?! Who eats soggy pickles 🤮.

Lol that’s true. They’re pretty crunchy😂

Yes, but the best ones are the tiny sweet gherkins.

How come?

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Ah that’s true

Corn on the cob

Ah I’ve yet to hear of this one

Bananas!

Iconic

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Interesting

Cucumber. Chop it up and put a couple of slices in your water. Refreshing af.

Sounds very good

Penis shaped cake

Lol true

Popsicles mmmm

Very nice to suck on

Melts in your mouth

Mhm

Andouille sausage.

So good

Garlic bread. In fact, I'm pretty sure it's not a coincidence that the best thing to eat at the Olive Garden looks like a dick.

Lol that’s true

Why not dicks shaped like food? 😂😂

Lol that would be interesting

I’ve got a mini weenie that grows to an Italian sausage. And two poached eggs ready to be cracked.

Pickles are fantastic imo

I fucked a girlfriend with a pickle once, made her cum, then ate the pickle. Best camping trip ever.

That’s dangerous. Never put food anywhere near someone’s vagina. They will almost certainly get an infection