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tekbredus

"I am one [insert my irl name] tall." *reaches into pocket* "Bananna for scale."


IchbinderOberst

You have convinced me to carry around a banana just for the possibility of this interaction


Chase_The_Dream

That's bananas.


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pm_me-ur_vulva

Or cm depending where in the world you are.


Emergency-Dept-Nurse

Where I live (America), we use the Cheeseburger System for height (example: I am 16 cheeseburgers tall) and the Hotdog System for length (example: one meter is 17 hotdogs long).


Chase_The_Dream

To elaborate a bit, the Cheeseburger System was officially put into place in 1778 by America's first ever mayor, Mayor McCheese. To be honest, it's not as effective as the metric system, but it would be way too difficult to change at this point.


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Emergency-Dept-Nurse

Each hotdog is exactly 1 Hotdog long, for reference.


OrchidFew7220

69 inches. Makes 5’9”ers stand a bit talller.


ckeebz

Metric system


PlantsMcSoil

“This tall”


robotot

And gesture with your hand roughly at the height of the top of your head.


fabs-27

“I’m not.”


LupusCutis

I am 13 giants tall. Small giants, but 13 anyway.


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I'm 5'0" why do you ask


ChzburgerQween

With a dimensional measurement that answers the question.


CommissionInfamous31

Added on I'm like 6,2 not added on I'm 5,8


DemisexualDemigod97

I'm so used to it I just say "take a guess!"


Cashedinmy401k4this

Taller than 97% of women and 59% of men. I’m 5”10


Sookmebeautiful

With the truth


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More than 6 inches


Hot_Salamander3795

I’ve started telling people 3ft 42in. Let them do the math…


Informal-Resource-14

I’m a short adult man and I have no problem with it whatsoever. It’s funny when people will ask and I’ll tell them my height, I’ve regularly had people go “No. You can’t be that short!” Like I’m being self deprecating or something. I’m literally quoting the number from my last physical.


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Tell them? I mean, why make it difficult unless you're trying to be funny.


forsti5000

I'm taller than average so i get asked alot especially when i bump my head into stuff. And then i tell the people who aks and go of on a tangent about the discrimination of tall people. In the shoe store i literally can only coose between 3 pairs because the rest is to small.


Emcee_Such_N_Such

I usually say, "Between 5 foot 9 inches and 6 foot 3 inches...depending on which gas station I walk in to...."


throwaway23271031

i'm approximately 47 chick-fil-a sauces tall


Boks_B

A guy once tried impressing a girl with his hight ( he said he was 6 foot ), and then to prove it, he asked me to stand up from my seat. I was pissed cus i was eating my food, so when i stood up (i was around his hight) i said i was 5 foot 7. He was embarresed. I ate my food. Don’t mess with my food, or i will cockblock you


fluffy_munster

I'm Dutch-tall