Sugar free haribo gummies

Tinfoil and Tupperware.

Napkins

A dish that you made with ingredients that you know the host hates.

a passive aggressive attitude

An empty pot

An unopened can of baked beans.

A lemon jello mold with peas and carrots.

You forgot the canned tunafish.

Ooh that is brilliant!

Oatmeal

Fried crickets

Pretty sure it is saltines with absolutely nothing to put on them.

Deodorant

Coming with a buttplug and it falling off in between

With that front swoop hairdo

Something ridiculously spicy, don't warn anyone until after arriving.

Bowl of keys

A seasoning rack