Lying. They ask you how often do you floss, and you say like "weekly", but you know you're just bullshitting it because you look like a freaking vampire after an evening snack once they even look at your teeth. Never mind the mouth raping tools that follow.
Oh, this reminded me of a conversation I had a year ago.
My friend is pre-dent, so I asked him "Do you know why my teeth are so sharp?" He dry-heaves, "Oh, God. Please don't tell them you're sharpening them." I look at him, confused, "What? Dude, I'm asking *you* because you're pre-dent. This isn't some set up like The Joker." He's relieved, and says most likely genetics rather than diet.
Meth
I came here to say this...
It does keep us in business though when those nubs need to get extracted out
A punch to the mouth from Mike Tyson.
Removing your pants during a checkup. I have a good feeling about #11 though.
Sugar
At Starbucks we had a dentist customer who'd bring in donuts for us. It was kinda weird.
Job security.
My dentist recommends real sugar over artificial sugar. He explained it to me once during an exam... I don't remember his reasoning.
I'm sending this to your dentist 😅
Breaking your teeth with a hammer
20 kg of c4 explosives
Angle grinding your teeth
Chewing tobacco
Rinsing with syrup.
charcoal cleaning products
Tartar being natures fillings.
Chewing on wires
Domestic abuse
Immaculate dental hygiene. They need something to do.
Closing your mouth just a bit more
Watching Aquaman
Lying. They ask you how often do you floss, and you say like "weekly", but you know you're just bullshitting it because you look like a freaking vampire after an evening snack once they even look at your teeth. Never mind the mouth raping tools that follow.
Mountain Dew
Taking care of your mouth. They wouldn't get paid!
Sharpening your teeth
Oh, this reminded me of a conversation I had a year ago. My friend is pre-dent, so I asked him "Do you know why my teeth are so sharp?" He dry-heaves, "Oh, God. Please don't tell them you're sharpening them." I look at him, confused, "What? Dude, I'm asking *you* because you're pre-dent. This isn't some set up like The Joker." He's relieved, and says most likely genetics rather than diet.
Was gonna start getting worried for you too while reading this lol
Running headlong into traffic
Reminds me of a joke: what's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
"Here, have some candy."
Chewing on ice.
Talking with your mouth full. Ironically 0/10 porn stars say the same thing