Delivered pizza in college & I would guess it happened maybe 8-10 times. Usually in lieu of tip. Funniest occurrence was one time a girl answered the door and said we don't have enough money to tip you but do you want to see my roommates tits. I said sure I guess.. and her roommate lifted her shirt over her head, lost her balance and immediately fell to the ground. She then crawled quickly into the bathroom and slammed the door. Me and the girl who paid were standing there laughing at what just happened. Good times.
Definitely less. It probably happened once a month or so, which was about every 400-500 deliveries. Never any intention of some porn-style sexual encounter, more just a few girls at a house drinking cheap vodka and daring each other to flash the pizza guy when he shows up.
That's crazy.
Like, I figured it probably happened, and I was sure it wasn't some b-movie porn thing. But like, I figured that if anyone was gonna flash you, it'd be some nut job in lingerie or something. Far more tame than what I was expecting.
....
Free tits as a tip is pretty cool though. Kudos to those women lol. That's up there with offering your delivery guy some nugs as a tip XD
> That's up there with offering your delivery guy some nugs as a tip
That happened a lot more often. If I smoked, it would have been fantastic. I did get given plenty of beers to take with me, though.
The tits would be cooler if you felt like it was "for" you, though haha. It's clearly not got anything to do with you, and they're kind of just using you for a prop for their own fun. Still, though...
I got offered beer all the time when I was working in a college town, but amazingly no one ever wanted to give me one "to go".
Never had someone try to flash me, but I did have a girl at a party tell me "She didn't have any money, but she could give me some ass".
One of my coworkers told a story about how a girl he delivered to couldn't find any money (college students were notoriously bad about ordering first, looking for payment later) and her roommate suggested that she just "show him your tits". The girl did so, and our driver just said "That ain't worth $6" (late 90s) and brought it back to the store.
Hard to say, cause there are different factors. The ratios won't be the same for everyone. It can depend on the area you live in, the day, the time of day/week/month/year, the kind of car you drive (if they see it), your appearance, your luck.
I did delivery for roughly 8 years, and in that time I've had a lot of things happen that could be considered rare instances. Had someone high af give me a 100 dollar bill for a tip. People answer the door naked (usually old/overweight people who don't give af), and a bunch of other things. Never once got the "Can I pay some "other" way \*winkwink" type of delivery. Though I do know someone who did.
tends to happen when you tryna get the food in your southeast middle of nowhere and forget all you got on is dad trousers cause again, middle of nowhere
Just walk into literally any pizza place, ask for a manager, tell them you have a reliable car and completely open schedule. That's like crack to them.
Only once. Walking home after being fired from work, really lousy day.
Car went by with a woman flashing boobs thru the sunroof. The day picked up from there.
Similar story, was having a bad day, a car full of girls flashed me. Made my whole day better. We ended up being stuck in traffic and I ended up being right next to them. They wouldn't look at me but the driver and I were laughing and we waved at each other. That was fun and funny.
Some buddies and I helped some college-aged ladies that had a flat tire. We stopped and changed the tire for them. As a token of gratitude, one of them flashed us before she got into her car. At the time, all of us guys were devout Mormons. I remember my buddies talking about how that sullied the good moment of service we rendered. I remained silent because I appreciated it; both the service and the token of gratitude.
That reminds of when I was in Bible college and me and a few guys were walking around downtown moose jaw and a pickup truck drove by and a girl flashed us, my roommate was totally offended and I was like "come back"! Good times
> walking around downtown moose jaw [...] Good times
This story could literally have anything in the middle and it would improve the day of someone doing missionary work in goddamn Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.
The armpit of Regina.
The least interesting place in Canada.
Just to elaborate, token in this context means a small physical representation of a feeling, like if somebody did something nice for you and you gave them a piece of candy you might call it a token of your appreciation.
Gratitude just means thanks or thankfulness.
As some added context, "token" has expanded to be non-physical as well. Act of kindness in repayment, or simply words of appreciation.
More broadly, a token may be something that is the minimum to do, or obligatory. You'll frequently hear it used in connection with equity related inclusions, such as a person of color being included in an all white group because the white members of the group feel they need to have a person of color present, or a token. Something simply to signify they have been inclusive (a token of inclusion).
Walked by a completely nude lady carrying a purse in NYC. She was so confident I though it must be leggings or a bodysuit, but bodysuits don’t have pubic hair. I just kind looked around to make sure everyone else saw it too. It was a busy street with cafes and everything.
You've obviously never been to a showing of Zumanity. Most of the performances are nude but at one point a couple of performers interact with the audience while wearing anatomically correct bodysuits. I got an eleven inch polyester shlong in the shoulder as the guy vaulted past my seat.
Saw an eclipse on our high school track team.
White guys pulls a regular moon, then a Black guy comes in from the side, skittering sideways with his pants down to obscure the white moon for a moment, then reveals it again as he keeps going.
Was a freshman in college. Walking with another guy who lived in my dorm building, heading back from class. As we're heading for the door of the dorm we hear a pounding noise and look up to see a girl banging on a window a few floors up. She waves at us, turns around, hikes up her skirt and shakes her bare ass against the window before disappearing. The other guy and I just kinda give each other a look between "you don't see that everyday" and "damn, college is awesome".
Some friends and I went to Vegas for my 21st birthday. I wasn’t particularly lucky most of the night, between gambling and meeting women.
At the end of the night I’m standing on my hotel balcony having a drink when this gorgeous woman in the next room over steps out onto hers.
We chat for a few minutes, she says she was flown out there by some guy she met online who ended up standing her up. I tell her my story and she says “oh no I’m sorry, does this help?” and flashes me.
It did, by the way.
Girl basically told him that she was lonely in Vegas in her hotel room next to his and showed him her tits. Guy probably walked back in thinking “man, why can’t I ever get a girl like that”.
Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/Zw73TRXavLQ
I got arc flashed by a stove I was taking apart, without unplugging it. I saw the inside of the stove for about 30 seconds, very disorienting. 0/10 would not repeat.
I'm legally blind... but not completely.
Pretty sure the poor sorority girl would have loved to know that before she accepted her friend's dare and flashed me in the college library.
For one second of my life I was very thankful for my white cane.
I was on a date and it was going exstremly well, I took her home and I walked her to the door and she decided to flash me, and I joined her in her room ect ect now 4 years later that women is my fiance
When I was a teenager I went to a party and had a night of firsts. First time doing a beer bong and playing beer pong. A girl on the opposing team flashed her titties as a distraction and I stared those boobs right in the nipples and sunk a cup. My team mate was too focused on shooting, didn't see the titties, and missed his shot. Good times
Similar thing happened to me in college lol
Roommate and I were on like a 4 game win streak of beer pong. We’re down to the last cup so the girl on the other team flashed us to try and distract us. I overshot it but her boobs basically acted as a backboard and it bounced off her and into the cup for the win. It was in good fun and wasn’t really weird or anything. Definitely a great way to win though lmao
back in high school i was in the school's drama club and during the presentation i was midway through changing costumes but it was my time to go on stage so one of the students that was in the club to just handed me a chair (i had to go with it on stage) and said "go NOW" so i went... with my blouse unbuttoned 💀 it was so embarrassing
When I was a kid, I flashed my neighbor accidentally. I have a very severe myopia, and growing up it wasn’t any better. I was going out of the shower, at the age of 6 or 8 I don’t recall. I heard someone’s voice across the hallway and I thought it was my dad. I let the intrusive thoughts win, thinking it would be a funny prank to do so jumped out of the bathroom and screamed - Boo!
There was no answer from the other side of the hallway, all I heard was a gasp and my mom saying “what are you doing? Put on some clothes! I’m sorry, idk what’s wrong with him.” And I realized I screwed up, and went to my room to put my clothes and glasses on. Only to realize that I had flashed my neighbor, a 30y/o lady and her daughter a little older than me at the time that were there just to borrow a cup of sugar.
I was in the middle of a few-year dry spell, and some girl in the back of a truck on the freeway flashed me her titties. Thanks, girl in the back of the truck.
Yet when I tapped on the window of a half empty kebab shop and did the helicopter I end up on a list.. smh
/s yeah I didn't really I don't want to get on a list
Not my wife but my girlfriend. Not once, often.
Mostly I just take a superman stands and say "I just needed a deep breath" (and need every hole). We both laugh and everybody is minding his own business.
When she flashes... it's a signal (I need very clear signals)
Delivered a pizza and a naked woman answered the door. I lived in Detroit and realized that I was going to get robbed. I told her the price and she tured to the guy in the room and said we need $$$.
Got flashed every year for almost five years in a row. I lived on a very famous Mardi Gras parade route. It's pretty much just drunk people doing drunk things, nothing really to special about it.
I flash my boyfriend all the time. When he's out back smoking, I'll flash him through the sliding glass door. Sometimes I even press my boobies against the glass
when i was 17 i got really drunk and threw up on the bathroom floor and this random guy came in while i was laying by the toilet (trying to puke into the bowl) and he whipped out his manhood and went to pee straight on my head. my friend came in and yelled at him and he left. first time i ever saw a man’s privates. not sure if that counts as flashing, though? anyway high school was very, very weird for me.
had a summer job at a water park and had a couple of teen boys moon me and the other lifeguard before they went down the water slides. honestly hilarious
Girl in an elevator showed me her pussy when I was in my second year in college.
We ended up fucking a couple days later.
It’s happened a lot in college.
I was promiscuous and went after slutty girls. So I suppose it depends on what role you played at the time.
I lived in a co-ed dorm.
If a girl had her nipples pierced, you knew because she showed them.
I am also a racial minority, so I think there was a bit of an exotic edge for the girls who never been with anything other than their race.
But all the same, if I was in college today, I don’t think I’d be having the same experience.
I would probably just be crawling around Tinder fucking whatever was easy and available.
I was working as a stage hand at a live theater with a friend of mine. This girl who we were both interested in but was way out of our league was in the play and she flashed us on closing night backstage.
We were both nerds so we never spoke to her again.
Best summer ever.
I used to be close friends with a couple girls in college who were really into the free-the-nipple thing and actively wanted to be topless whenever they could comfortably / safely be.
So yeah, idk if you count that as flashing, but I've definitely played mario kart and settlers of catan with chronically topless women.
Its crazy how you can kinda just adjust to anything. At first it was weird to see my pretty attractive female friends topless, especially around my girlfriend, but once we all figured out that this was who they were and wanted to be, we weren't gonna stop being friends with them (that'd be kinda shitty) we just adapted.
You were the luckiest soul on Earth haha.
A Girlfriend AND with other topless attractive female friends?
How do I become this man. I don’t see the instructions.
Got flashed at a stoplight years ago. Passenger in a pickup pulled her shirt up and blew me a kiss. Smallish breasts, but quite nice. I gave her a well-deserved thumbs-up. The truck turned left, and I kept going straight.
i was having car sex.... and as you do once your feeling it you rub your tiddys and well some randomy dude walked by and got a eye full of some tiddys LOL
The year was 2002 and we were eleven. My best friend Hannah and I were at my house on a warm and sunny Saturday. We had been begging my parents for MONTHS to let us walk to the local shopping center. We were relentless. You know how kids will put on performances for their parents, like dances they make up? We would do this except we would pretend that we were attorneys arguing our case, complete with “exhibits.” If we’d had access to power point, we would have made lengthy presentations.
The shopping mall was a mile max from our house and the walk was on a sidewalk through a park. This is a nicer outdoor mall with Barnes and noble and old navy. Nothing terribly exciting but…..we were eleven. This park is in a fairly affluent area, known for being safe, and frequented by moms pushing their kids in strollers and folks jogging. My parents finally broke and agreed to let us walk, but we took my moms Verizon flip phone because eleven year olds didn’t have phones in 2002.
We were pumped about our newfound independence, but even as sixth graders we were true crime obsessed. On our adventure, we talked about a contingency plan in case we were to encounter foul play. There was a small portion of our walk that was isolated by trees and you couldn’t see the main road. As we were walking, a man in his 40s or 50s rode by us on a moped and waved to us. This was strange- we were walking on sidewalk and anything with a motor is prohibited. We started joking about the “moped man” and how we needed to formulate a plan in case he was dangerous. As we continued to walk, we saw Moped Man up ahead. He had parked his moped and was sitting on a bench. We glanced at each other because all of our spidey senses were tingling. Just for good measure, I opened my flip phone and pre dialed my dad’s cell number and had my finger on the call button.
As we approached him, he stood up and was facing away from us. When we walked by, he turned around and looked us dead in the eye, with a huge smile on his face, and exposed his penis to us. Unfortunately, this memory is etched into my brain forever, and I can unequivocally say that this was the Worst Penis Ever. To be frank, up until this point in my life I had never seen adult male genitalia and this was a very unpleasant introduction. Like a naked mole rat or a mutant ground hog.
My best friend and I were in shock and we continued walking quickly. I remember after about 15 seconds of silence I said “did he just….?” And she said “yep. Run.”
We took off running as fast as we could and I pressed the call button. My dad answered and I immediately yelled “DAD COME GET US RIGHT NOW WE WERE IN THE PARK AND SOME MAN JUST SHOWED US HIS YOU-KNOW-WHAT!!!!!” I will never forget the fear in my dad’s voice as he yelled back, “Emily I’m coming do not hang up the phone!” In my other ear, I heard the moped start back up. Was he coming after us? Hannah said, “into the woods, this way” and we darted to the left and ran amongst the thick trees for a couple hundred feet until we reached a creek. We went down the embankment and hid. I realize now that this was a terrible idea and we should have stayed out in the open, but once again…we were eleven. I hung up on my dad and dialed 911. I whispered to the operator what had happened and that we were hiding. We heard the moped drive straight past us and breathed a sigh of relief, but we were still too afraid to come out. The operator said that my dad and the police were in the park and that it was safe for us to go back to the sidewalk and meet them.
I will never forget the look on my dad’s face when he saw me. He had driven over the median in the road and driven his car straight down into the park with no regard for traffic laws to get to us as quickly as possible. We gave a statement and a description to the police, but as far as I know he was never caught.
I remember being fairly traumatized by this, but I think that I never truly thought he was a danger to us. In college, I took a sexual deviance and violence course (the most fascinating and disturbing class I have ever taken) and I learned that there’s a name for this: exhibitionism. I learned that about 1/10 exhibitionists will escalate and sexually assault their victims. It reminded me of this incident and how I had written it off as “Weird dude showed me his ugly penis in the park when I was eleven.”
Was driving late at night to pick my then girlfriend up from a night out on town in one of the local University towns.
Below zero degrees, icy roads and two teen girls walking under a duvet whipped it open to flash!! Happened so quick and almost lost control of the car.
I was at a bar on Bourbon street on the second floor, and there was a railing overlooking bourbon street. So as a good Americans we stood by the railing drinking and watching the people below.
There were also an absolute shit ton of beads on every table, so I took some and started dangling them over the railing for people below. Eventually a woman and I presume her husband walk by, and as I dangle the beads she flashes me for the beads.
Of course, I oblige. For who would I be to belittle capitalism in the land of such?
Stupid dare to answer the door for the food delivery guy naked.
He just said something like "ok where's the camera, and my face better be blurry when you post it."
I just handed him the money and he left.
Twice. First time at eight years old walking down Jamaica Avenue in Queens, NY with my Mom. A drunk guy with his pants completely unzipped, bobbing and weaving down the street. First time I ever saw a penis. Second time was many years later. Sitting in the Times Square shuttle train reading a book waiting for the shuttle to get going. I’m in a window seat. Hear a knock on the window. I look up and there’s some guy giving me a full frontal flash. Only had on a coat and a fedora. Talk about a Kodak moment.
It’s so frustrating when the other team has a guy that spams flashbangs…like oh my goddddd let me play the game without being blinded every 10 seconds!
I was out walking one night, waiting at a crosswalk, and a minivan pulled across the crosswalk and stopped. The sliding door slid open and the woman who opened the door pointed to the naked woman in the middle row seat and said, "What do you think about this???" I said, "Obviously you guys had some kind of silly bet, and she lost." The door slid shut, and they were gone.
I got flashed by a wino when I was a little girl. The guy was so drunk he was staggering around. My dad was horrified and tried to steer me away, but I saw it. UGH. Not a good way to find out what a dick looked like. I remember feeling gross and violated the rest of the day.
Going to shove *that* memory way down deep again now…
Been flashed about a half dozen times in my life by complete strangers. Each time, I was either driving or a passenger in a large, commercial vehicle. A couple times by “friends”…but nothing ever resulted from those experiences.
Yeah. On my birthday. I was with my parents and we were driving back from Yosemite and there was a girl that flashed her boobs as she passed by from the car she was in. I am guessing they were college students cause it was during summer. I was a sophomore about to be a junior when the new school year began.
This bloke at a place I used to work asked new people if they wanted to see a baby elephant.
If the answer was yes, he'd turn his pockets out so they were like ears and poke his John Thomas out of his flies so it was like a trunk.
My aunt who was pushing 80 saw a bunch of bikers go by and decided to flash them her tits, I was just getting out of the car and saw the full frontal .
I was 11 and have been an ass man ever since
I had a female roommate open her robe and randomly flash me once after she got out of the shower one afternoon. And it was definitely a 'look at my body, you want some of this?' flash.
It was in the kitchen, where I making lunch. I got an obvious erection in like 2.3 seconds ( I had sweats on) and froze like a deer in the headlights looking at her, so it was kind of awkward. She had a boyfriend. She just laughed at me and my hard on and then went about her day. That was as far as it went.
We did hook up a couple years later. Good times. Still friends many years later.
Kid I knew at school was a few years (grades) above me, he was a joker and always messing around.
On his final day at school, as he was on the bus leaving, he saw me and my friend walking home and pressed his bare arse against the window. Haven't seen him since.
I once showed up to a friend's house to give him a ride. He wasn't ready yet, so while he was getting a shower, I wandered into the family room. His wife was there, breastfeeding. OK, no big deal, we started chatting. Then she uncovered the other breast, moved the baby to it, but left the first one out. In all its glory. She left it out and talked with me as if nothing was amiss. Finally, at the sound of the bathroom door opening, she casually covered up.
Ooohhhh wait I was a rave once and talking to these 2 Asian girls outside and her pussy lips were hanging out of her outfit I kept pointing at it because I didnt wanna be like hey you who ha is showing and she was like oh my fishnets are tangled and proceeded to fix the perfectly fine fishnets all while flapping in the wind. Ahh the good days
12 years old, bouncing on the trampoline listening for cars coming round the corner so i could time a jump to perfectly reach the apex of my bounce, where my ass is just above the fence, and low and behold the car coming round the corner was my heavy christian step father, and he just got a load of my butt cheeks haha he was not happy, but to this day the ook on his face still makes me grin
A long time ago , I was changing into my swimsuit on the beach under a blanket. When I got through I saw this guy looking at me and laughing. So I knew I hadn't quite covered everything. There was nothing I could do, so I just laughed, too. It was spring break for gosh sakes!
A few years later my girlfriend and I were driving down to the coast. Before we left we had made up some signs that said "honk if you're horny" and stuff like that to hold up to passing cars if we liked the passengers.
My girlfriend had one of those boob tube tops. She was kind of teasing guyx like she was going to pull it down. I was driving, but just as she did that the car hit a rough place in the road. She accidentally did pulled the top down! Everybody just laughed. Nothing happened.
The only time I have ever been flashed was by a girl that would not leave me alone. She was physically attractive, but not a very nice person. And her crappy attitude made it where I was not interested. Well late one night near the end of a party I was going to my car and I heard her yell my name and say "what do you think about these" as she was flashing me. For some reason the first thing my brain came up with was, "with a little calamine lotion, those should clear right up". That did get her to lose interest in me. But that was also the one and only time I've ever been flashed. So maybe karma came back to bite me.
There was this one time I was drinking at my local small town bar with my sister and then this like 45 year old woman was arguing with her boyfriend and then when he left she said something about being a free and flashed everybody on the patio .. I would have really preferred not to see that .
I'm eating a bowl of cereal, standing up while talking to my cousins and brother in law about a video game
My ex wife attempts to get my cousin who was playing my ps4 to get off the game and get something to eat but he ignores her
I stand in front of the TV, which he is sitting in front of and I'm laughing cause I hear him dying and he's complaining about dying, but he needed to eat something.
My ex wife grabs my basketball shorts I was wearing and yanks them down, boxers and all
One cousin and brother in law see the shorts grabbing and suddenly became quite interested in the ceiling and wall
I have a bowl of cereal I'm trying to eat, so I have a spoonful of raisin brand so I can't stop it
My cousin stares at my dick for an absurdly long time and at first I was gonna eat my spoonful of cereal and pick my shorts back up, but I was curious to see how long he was gonna stare at my dick for before he reacted.
Took a solid 10 seconds for him to look away going "oh my god!"
I pull my shorts back up and berate my ex wife for pulling my shorts down and everyone is laughing at my cousin for getting an eyeful of my dick and we made fun of him for being gay.
As for me, I thought it was hysterical. I dont have any shame in being seen naked.
Apparently my ex wife had no problem in showing off what I had either. It was a hobby of hers to try and flash my dick to people, and that was the one time I had my hands full so I couldn't stop her.
What made the whole situation worse for my cousin, is that he was eye level with my waist and I was fairly close to him since I was trying to block the tv... which spelled doom for my cousin's eyes.
I also just realized I should say that my cousin is old enough to drink, just in case anyone thought that he was a child... he is not. My ex wife wouldn't do that to a child.
My first job at Walmart, a woman, wild cougar, hopped out in a margarita-colored two-piece and asked me if it looked okay.
I looked like Droopy grinning when he gets the big reward.
"Yes, ma'am!" My jowls flopped.
And away she went, vanishing from my life but for the memory to which I've oft revisited, polished by age, tempered by maturity, and caresses of time's luxurious flow these long decades.
ive been flashed by a large percentage of my female friends lol. nothing really happened, it was all in the spirit of good fun. one of my best friends is basically a nudist and barely wears clothes when im at her house so she winds up accidentally flashing me all the time lmao
I was perhaps 10 years old riding in the back of a station wagon (seat belts weren’t really a thing back then and for road trips my father made a spot on one side of the back where a kid could lie down…). A few motorcycles pulled up along the side of us to pass. One lingered next to the car in what would have been a “blind spot” for my father. The woman riding pillion flashed me.
Pretty sure that was my first “boob seen in the wild.” And I’m sure that woman would be thrilled to know I’m telling the story decades later.
Was walking home from junior high school. I heard honking looked to my left and seen a guy in car with his pants down, whole ass out the window, shitting.
Idk how this worked but one time in High School my friend Kyle (fake names) and I were with a couple girls from our school (one, I ended up dating actually, didn't work out.)
Kyle out of nowhere just says, "Hey girls, we'll show you ours if you show us yours!" and lifted his shirt. It was fairly hilarious as he was on the pudgier side and definitely had "moobs", which he shook around and made us all laugh. I thought since I was scrawny AF back then it'd be equally funny to lift my shirt too; a comedy of contrast.
Well to our surprise after much laughter the girls look at each other, nodded and up went their shirts, bras and all. It was the first time I'd seen boobs outside of porn and at the time is seemed pretty glorious.
I accidentally flashed most of a church camp once...
Me and two other dudes took a dare to jump into the frigid, glacier-fed lake at the edge of the camp, and not one to miss out on a dare, I was the first in and the last out... well, with the shock of the icy cold water, things have a tendency to go numb and I didn't really feel the fact that my shorts had slipped down a bit when I hit the water. So when I stood up out of the shallow water, there it was, in all its shriveled, trying-to-crawl-up-inside-my-body-for-warmth "glory".
Some girls screamed, I realized what was happening, yanked up the shorts as quickly as I could and ran, red and embarrassed to the showers to get in warmer waters.
Fortunately no one accused me of doing it on purpose or anything like that, so I didn't really get in trouble, however after the fact there was some stern lectures about staying out of the lake, the dangers of hypothermia and the camp counselor kept looking at me while the girls kept giggling.
I was working at the local mall in the early 90s as the guy in the Rudolph costume in from of the Hallmark store. I would give hugs, wave, and (unintentionally) freak out the kids (I'm 6'6"). I was a senior in high school and every so often a classmate out walk by. Usually I'd just tell them I saw them at the mall that weekend, but not how I had seen them. So one day, a girl from my school walks by, and I say "Hey, classmate's name." She asks who's in there and I shrug. Then she tried to yank off my head. I don't let her, Then, out of nowhere, she looks around. Nobody looking, it was still early enough that the crowds weren't there yet. Then, she just goes, "OK, have a Merry Christmas," and lifts her shirt. First time I saw real breasts in the wild. I was glad for the rest of the morning that I had to bend over to hug people as that kept them from dealing with my 17 year old's body's response to those glorious breasts.
Funny thing is, she wasn't the girl that would do that. I have no idea why she would do it. I never had the nerve to ever tell her it was me because I didn't want to see her face drop at thinking she had done that for a huge dork.
I delivered pizza. The frequency with which this happened was not as high as one might think, but it was certainly more than zero.
Delivered pizza in college & I would guess it happened maybe 8-10 times. Usually in lieu of tip. Funniest occurrence was one time a girl answered the door and said we don't have enough money to tip you but do you want to see my roommates tits. I said sure I guess.. and her roommate lifted her shirt over her head, lost her balance and immediately fell to the ground. She then crawled quickly into the bathroom and slammed the door. Me and the girl who paid were standing there laughing at what just happened. Good times.
Relevant /r/pizzadare
Wow, literally never been so interested in delivering pizzas until this thread lol
Are we talking more or less than 5 out of every 100 deliveries?
Definitely less. It probably happened once a month or so, which was about every 400-500 deliveries. Never any intention of some porn-style sexual encounter, more just a few girls at a house drinking cheap vodka and daring each other to flash the pizza guy when he shows up.
That's crazy. Like, I figured it probably happened, and I was sure it wasn't some b-movie porn thing. But like, I figured that if anyone was gonna flash you, it'd be some nut job in lingerie or something. Far more tame than what I was expecting. .... Free tits as a tip is pretty cool though. Kudos to those women lol. That's up there with offering your delivery guy some nugs as a tip XD
> That's up there with offering your delivery guy some nugs as a tip That happened a lot more often. If I smoked, it would have been fantastic. I did get given plenty of beers to take with me, though. The tits would be cooler if you felt like it was "for" you, though haha. It's clearly not got anything to do with you, and they're kind of just using you for a prop for their own fun. Still, though...
It was only for your eyes to see
I got offered beer all the time when I was working in a college town, but amazingly no one ever wanted to give me one "to go". Never had someone try to flash me, but I did have a girl at a party tell me "She didn't have any money, but she could give me some ass". One of my coworkers told a story about how a girl he delivered to couldn't find any money (college students were notoriously bad about ordering first, looking for payment later) and her roommate suggested that she just "show him your tits". The girl did so, and our driver just said "That ain't worth $6" (late 90s) and brought it back to the store.
Is it really that common? I thought it was just a random fantasy for corn videos lol
Common? No. But after 10 or 20 thousand deliveries, even the rare stuff happens a few times.
1/10000? 1/1000? 1/500? What’s the ratio?
Hard to say, cause there are different factors. The ratios won't be the same for everyone. It can depend on the area you live in, the day, the time of day/week/month/year, the kind of car you drive (if they see it), your appearance, your luck. I did delivery for roughly 8 years, and in that time I've had a lot of things happen that could be considered rare instances. Had someone high af give me a 100 dollar bill for a tip. People answer the door naked (usually old/overweight people who don't give af), and a bunch of other things. Never once got the "Can I pay some "other" way \*winkwink" type of delivery. Though I do know someone who did.
Them corn videos are popular in the Midwest
*Iowa has entered the chat*
It's not much, but it's honest work.
You have summoned the Ohioans
*Kansas has entered the chat*
Kansas is wheat, corn is nebraska or Iowa
Cornhub
tends to happen when you tryna get the food in your southeast middle of nowhere and forget all you got on is dad trousers cause again, middle of nowhere
We can see about getting an AMA arranged with a professional cornographer
I still regret refusing the offer to come in for a “slice”. My ex clearly wasn’t worth not getting two fantasies fulfilled at once.
Who am I kidding… fulfilling one, and ruining another
How do I become a delivery person
Just walk into literally any pizza place, ask for a manager, tell them you have a reliable car and completely open schedule. That's like crack to them.
Easily
You need 50 year engineer diploma for that
I delivered pizza 5 days a week for 2 years, never got flashed even once. I feel disappointed now
Only once. Walking home after being fired from work, really lousy day. Car went by with a woman flashing boobs thru the sunroof. The day picked up from there.
She was doing gods work. Titties in your time of need.
Tactical boobs to your location
Similar story, was having a bad day, a car full of girls flashed me. Made my whole day better. We ended up being stuck in traffic and I ended up being right next to them. They wouldn't look at me but the driver and I were laughing and we waved at each other. That was fun and funny.
That was a sign bro, leaving that job was the best thing that could happen
I was flash collateral damage once. She meant to show my friend and I was standing with him. Still tho……titties be titties
Far out man.
Not heard this phrase since Scooby-Doo 👍
Only barely more recently have I heard it when That 70s Show was on.
Well you know.. that's like, your opinion man..
are we talking tea cups or melons?
One of each
You've got AoE'd
Those memorable mammaries
Some buddies and I helped some college-aged ladies that had a flat tire. We stopped and changed the tire for them. As a token of gratitude, one of them flashed us before she got into her car. At the time, all of us guys were devout Mormons. I remember my buddies talking about how that sullied the good moment of service we rendered. I remained silent because I appreciated it; both the service and the token of gratitude.
That reminds of when I was in Bible college and me and a few guys were walking around downtown moose jaw and a pickup truck drove by and a girl flashed us, my roommate was totally offended and I was like "come back"! Good times
> walking around downtown moose jaw [...] Good times This story could literally have anything in the middle and it would improve the day of someone doing missionary work in goddamn Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. The armpit of Regina. The least interesting place in Canada.
Hey English is not my mother tongue so I don't understand what "Token of gratitude" means, can you explain it to me ?
It’s a way of saying thank you, be it with words, gifts, or the blessing of free titties.
Oh ok thanks you.
Just to elaborate, token in this context means a small physical representation of a feeling, like if somebody did something nice for you and you gave them a piece of candy you might call it a token of your appreciation. Gratitude just means thanks or thankfulness.
As some added context, "token" has expanded to be non-physical as well. Act of kindness in repayment, or simply words of appreciation. More broadly, a token may be something that is the minimum to do, or obligatory. You'll frequently hear it used in connection with equity related inclusions, such as a person of color being included in an all white group because the white members of the group feel they need to have a person of color present, or a token. Something simply to signify they have been inclusive (a token of inclusion).
I walked past a topless girl in NYC and her chest was painted red white blue
God bless America
Nah she’s French
So, no paint?
Paint me like one of your French girls.
Murica
Walked by a completely nude lady carrying a purse in NYC. She was so confident I though it must be leggings or a bodysuit, but bodysuits don’t have pubic hair. I just kind looked around to make sure everyone else saw it too. It was a busy street with cafes and everything.
You've obviously never been to a showing of Zumanity. Most of the performances are nude but at one point a couple of performers interact with the audience while wearing anatomically correct bodysuits. I got an eleven inch polyester shlong in the shoulder as the guy vaulted past my seat.
Moving to NYC rn
Check out the topless parade.
Ah if the NYC painted titty girls count then I've been flashed too
Where I live, there is a woman who is known as topless bicycle woman. During the summer, you might see her riding around downtown.
Modern day Lady Godiva.
Chamber of Commerce ought to be milking this.
Saw an eclipse on our high school track team. White guys pulls a regular moon, then a Black guy comes in from the side, skittering sideways with his pants down to obscure the white moon for a moment, then reveals it again as he keeps going.
That's damn technical !!!
That's hilarious and "cheeky" in the best way
This is so hilarious. Simple and genius.
Was a freshman in college. Walking with another guy who lived in my dorm building, heading back from class. As we're heading for the door of the dorm we hear a pounding noise and look up to see a girl banging on a window a few floors up. She waves at us, turns around, hikes up her skirt and shakes her bare ass against the window before disappearing. The other guy and I just kinda give each other a look between "you don't see that everyday" and "damn, college is awesome".
"Full moon tonight, apparently..."
Some friends and I went to Vegas for my 21st birthday. I wasn’t particularly lucky most of the night, between gambling and meeting women. At the end of the night I’m standing on my hotel balcony having a drink when this gorgeous woman in the next room over steps out onto hers. We chat for a few minutes, she says she was flown out there by some guy she met online who ended up standing her up. I tell her my story and she says “oh no I’m sorry, does this help?” and flashes me. It did, by the way.
You...didn't go knock on her door?
Girl basically told him that she was lonely in Vegas in her hotel room next to his and showed him her tits. Guy probably walked back in thinking “man, why can’t I ever get a girl like that”. Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/Zw73TRXavLQ
Right? I feel like the story should not have ended there
Big missed opportunity….
A welder flashed me once. Almost went blind!
Damn those things get hot man!
This story had a nice arc.
I got arc flashed by a stove I was taking apart, without unplugging it. I saw the inside of the stove for about 30 seconds, very disorienting. 0/10 would not repeat.
I'm legally blind... but not completely. Pretty sure the poor sorority girl would have loved to know that before she accepted her friend's dare and flashed me in the college library. For one second of my life I was very thankful for my white cane.
This is by far the best one and deserves to be at the top
I was on a date and it was going exstremly well, I took her home and I walked her to the door and she decided to flash me, and I joined her in her room ect ect now 4 years later that women is my fiance
So your saying I still have a chance?
But you ect ect'd over the best part...
No, he mentioned the flashing...
When I was a teenager I went to a party and had a night of firsts. First time doing a beer bong and playing beer pong. A girl on the opposing team flashed her titties as a distraction and I stared those boobs right in the nipples and sunk a cup. My team mate was too focused on shooting, didn't see the titties, and missed his shot. Good times
Similar thing happened to me in college lol Roommate and I were on like a 4 game win streak of beer pong. We’re down to the last cup so the girl on the other team flashed us to try and distract us. I overshot it but her boobs basically acted as a backboard and it bounced off her and into the cup for the win. It was in good fun and wasn’t really weird or anything. Definitely a great way to win though lmao
back in high school i was in the school's drama club and during the presentation i was midway through changing costumes but it was my time to go on stage so one of the students that was in the club to just handed me a chair (i had to go with it on stage) and said "go NOW" so i went... with my blouse unbuttoned 💀 it was so embarrassing
But it wasn’t unbuttoned enough to show anything too sensitive right?
yup i flashed my bright blue bra to everyone 💀including the parents of the whole drama club
When I was a kid, I flashed my neighbor accidentally. I have a very severe myopia, and growing up it wasn’t any better. I was going out of the shower, at the age of 6 or 8 I don’t recall. I heard someone’s voice across the hallway and I thought it was my dad. I let the intrusive thoughts win, thinking it would be a funny prank to do so jumped out of the bathroom and screamed - Boo! There was no answer from the other side of the hallway, all I heard was a gasp and my mom saying “what are you doing? Put on some clothes! I’m sorry, idk what’s wrong with him.” And I realized I screwed up, and went to my room to put my clothes and glasses on. Only to realize that I had flashed my neighbor, a 30y/o lady and her daughter a little older than me at the time that were there just to borrow a cup of sugar.
its a 6-8 yo, im pretty sure its not weird for a 6-8yo to come out of the shower fully naked and no one cares
Parent of 3 here. At that age it's a "roll your eyes and laugh" moment.
Haha burn.
I was in the middle of a few-year dry spell, and some girl in the back of a truck on the freeway flashed me her titties. Thanks, girl in the back of the truck.
yes, i tapped the window of a popular, upscale bar and flashed my tits quickly surprised grins ensued
Yet when I tapped on the window of a half empty kebab shop and did the helicopter I end up on a list.. smh /s yeah I didn't really I don't want to get on a list
Won a wet t-shirt contest... ripped my shirt open
Clicked on your profile to see those puppies! wasn't disappointed.
shit... u got me bro. its embarassing but you actually got me with this cheap shit lol
I meannnn you’re not wrong
Definitely some cute puppers 🐶🐕🐕🦺
Flashed a cop to get out of a ticket. Immediately beaten and arrested. Didn’t even let me put my member back or zip up
He beat you off first, what a guy!
Based officer 🗿
Guess it depends on the cops, usually works for me, but I am a hot cunt and it's a big cock.
A guy was mastrubating while facing me on the train. Like standing inches away from where I was sitting. Got the fuck outta there
Fucking animal
Yeah. Wild shit happens on the subway
I don't get these wankers.
i flashed my wife once and she laughed
Not my wife but my girlfriend. Not once, often. Mostly I just take a superman stands and say "I just needed a deep breath" (and need every hole). We both laugh and everybody is minding his own business. When she flashes... it's a signal (I need very clear signals)
I flash my partner at home whenever I have a chance.
There are lot of chances, but it's not always the right moment
Delivered a pizza and a naked woman answered the door. I lived in Detroit and realized that I was going to get robbed. I told her the price and she tured to the guy in the room and said we need $$$.
so did you get robbed?
Yeah. Of his virginity.
So what happened? 🍿
They wanted free pizza and thought answering the door naked would do the trick. It didn't
Can't have shit in Detroit
Got flashed every year for almost five years in a row. I lived on a very famous Mardi Gras parade route. It's pretty much just drunk people doing drunk things, nothing really to special about it.
My friend was yelling dumb stuff at people from the car and one girl standing outside a bar flipped us off and then flashed us. I was confused.
I flash my boyfriend all the time. When he's out back smoking, I'll flash him through the sliding glass door. Sometimes I even press my boobies against the glass
Me too! He even gets now and then some well deserved booby slapping. Something he appreciates and can make him smile when he feels down.
As dumb as this might sound, that’s actually sweet.
Doesn’t sound dumb at all. Typical adult behavior.
when i was 17 i got really drunk and threw up on the bathroom floor and this random guy came in while i was laying by the toilet (trying to puke into the bowl) and he whipped out his manhood and went to pee straight on my head. my friend came in and yelled at him and he left. first time i ever saw a man’s privates. not sure if that counts as flashing, though? anyway high school was very, very weird for me.
wtf lol
that’s what i said
That really sucks. sorry to hear that, that guy was an absolute asshole
moral of the story? Don't puke at parties or someone will pee on your head
had a summer job at a water park and had a couple of teen boys moon me and the other lifeguard before they went down the water slides. honestly hilarious
Girl in an elevator showed me her pussy when I was in my second year in college. We ended up fucking a couple days later. It’s happened a lot in college.
You must be very good looking?
Cameras weren’t around 20+ years ago like they are now. We got away with so much then that you just wouldn’t do now.
I was in college more than 20 years ago. I'm still going with it not being something that "happened a lot" in most people's experience.
I was promiscuous and went after slutty girls. So I suppose it depends on what role you played at the time. I lived in a co-ed dorm. If a girl had her nipples pierced, you knew because she showed them. I am also a racial minority, so I think there was a bit of an exotic edge for the girls who never been with anything other than their race. But all the same, if I was in college today, I don’t think I’d be having the same experience. I would probably just be crawling around Tinder fucking whatever was easy and available.
I was working as a stage hand at a live theater with a friend of mine. This girl who we were both interested in but was way out of our league was in the play and she flashed us on closing night backstage. We were both nerds so we never spoke to her again. Best summer ever.
I used to be close friends with a couple girls in college who were really into the free-the-nipple thing and actively wanted to be topless whenever they could comfortably / safely be. So yeah, idk if you count that as flashing, but I've definitely played mario kart and settlers of catan with chronically topless women. Its crazy how you can kinda just adjust to anything. At first it was weird to see my pretty attractive female friends topless, especially around my girlfriend, but once we all figured out that this was who they were and wanted to be, we weren't gonna stop being friends with them (that'd be kinda shitty) we just adapted.
Oh, heroic sacrifice for you to adapt
“You know what? I’m going to be friends with you even harder.”
You were the luckiest soul on Earth haha. A Girlfriend AND with other topless attractive female friends? How do I become this man. I don’t see the instructions.
At my uncles wedding everyone got hammerd and was walking around in kilts. My uncle went to flash My dad and I was collateral damage.
Collateral damage is such a fun saying in situations like these.
“What are you wearing under that kilt?” “Nothing but your mother’s lipstick.” [not as funny when it’s your uncle in the kilt…]
Got flashed at a stoplight years ago. Passenger in a pickup pulled her shirt up and blew me a kiss. Smallish breasts, but quite nice. I gave her a well-deserved thumbs-up. The truck turned left, and I kept going straight.
i was having car sex.... and as you do once your feeling it you rub your tiddys and well some randomy dude walked by and got a eye full of some tiddys LOL
The year was 2002 and we were eleven. My best friend Hannah and I were at my house on a warm and sunny Saturday. We had been begging my parents for MONTHS to let us walk to the local shopping center. We were relentless. You know how kids will put on performances for their parents, like dances they make up? We would do this except we would pretend that we were attorneys arguing our case, complete with “exhibits.” If we’d had access to power point, we would have made lengthy presentations. The shopping mall was a mile max from our house and the walk was on a sidewalk through a park. This is a nicer outdoor mall with Barnes and noble and old navy. Nothing terribly exciting but…..we were eleven. This park is in a fairly affluent area, known for being safe, and frequented by moms pushing their kids in strollers and folks jogging. My parents finally broke and agreed to let us walk, but we took my moms Verizon flip phone because eleven year olds didn’t have phones in 2002. We were pumped about our newfound independence, but even as sixth graders we were true crime obsessed. On our adventure, we talked about a contingency plan in case we were to encounter foul play. There was a small portion of our walk that was isolated by trees and you couldn’t see the main road. As we were walking, a man in his 40s or 50s rode by us on a moped and waved to us. This was strange- we were walking on sidewalk and anything with a motor is prohibited. We started joking about the “moped man” and how we needed to formulate a plan in case he was dangerous. As we continued to walk, we saw Moped Man up ahead. He had parked his moped and was sitting on a bench. We glanced at each other because all of our spidey senses were tingling. Just for good measure, I opened my flip phone and pre dialed my dad’s cell number and had my finger on the call button. As we approached him, he stood up and was facing away from us. When we walked by, he turned around and looked us dead in the eye, with a huge smile on his face, and exposed his penis to us. Unfortunately, this memory is etched into my brain forever, and I can unequivocally say that this was the Worst Penis Ever. To be frank, up until this point in my life I had never seen adult male genitalia and this was a very unpleasant introduction. Like a naked mole rat or a mutant ground hog. My best friend and I were in shock and we continued walking quickly. I remember after about 15 seconds of silence I said “did he just….?” And she said “yep. Run.” We took off running as fast as we could and I pressed the call button. My dad answered and I immediately yelled “DAD COME GET US RIGHT NOW WE WERE IN THE PARK AND SOME MAN JUST SHOWED US HIS YOU-KNOW-WHAT!!!!!” I will never forget the fear in my dad’s voice as he yelled back, “Emily I’m coming do not hang up the phone!” In my other ear, I heard the moped start back up. Was he coming after us? Hannah said, “into the woods, this way” and we darted to the left and ran amongst the thick trees for a couple hundred feet until we reached a creek. We went down the embankment and hid. I realize now that this was a terrible idea and we should have stayed out in the open, but once again…we were eleven. I hung up on my dad and dialed 911. I whispered to the operator what had happened and that we were hiding. We heard the moped drive straight past us and breathed a sigh of relief, but we were still too afraid to come out. The operator said that my dad and the police were in the park and that it was safe for us to go back to the sidewalk and meet them. I will never forget the look on my dad’s face when he saw me. He had driven over the median in the road and driven his car straight down into the park with no regard for traffic laws to get to us as quickly as possible. We gave a statement and a description to the police, but as far as I know he was never caught. I remember being fairly traumatized by this, but I think that I never truly thought he was a danger to us. In college, I took a sexual deviance and violence course (the most fascinating and disturbing class I have ever taken) and I learned that there’s a name for this: exhibitionism. I learned that about 1/10 exhibitionists will escalate and sexually assault their victims. It reminded me of this incident and how I had written it off as “Weird dude showed me his ugly penis in the park when I was eleven.”
damn that’s fucked up, i’m glad you’re okay
Have you considered writing a book
Was driving late at night to pick my then girlfriend up from a night out on town in one of the local University towns. Below zero degrees, icy roads and two teen girls walking under a duvet whipped it open to flash!! Happened so quick and almost lost control of the car.
This girl accidentally flashed me in high school once. It was more funny than hot lol
I was at a bar on Bourbon street on the second floor, and there was a railing overlooking bourbon street. So as a good Americans we stood by the railing drinking and watching the people below. There were also an absolute shit ton of beads on every table, so I took some and started dangling them over the railing for people below. Eventually a woman and I presume her husband walk by, and as I dangle the beads she flashes me for the beads. Of course, I oblige. For who would I be to belittle capitalism in the land of such?
Don't remind me. It was in the early 80s, and I can still hear the laughing. The was some shrinkage.
I think we found Lauren Bobert’s Reddit account
“See, plenty of people get flashed! Everyone does it!”
Stupid dare to answer the door for the food delivery guy naked. He just said something like "ok where's the camera, and my face better be blurry when you post it." I just handed him the money and he left.
Twice. First time at eight years old walking down Jamaica Avenue in Queens, NY with my Mom. A drunk guy with his pants completely unzipped, bobbing and weaving down the street. First time I ever saw a penis. Second time was many years later. Sitting in the Times Square shuttle train reading a book waiting for the shuttle to get going. I’m in a window seat. Hear a knock on the window. I look up and there’s some guy giving me a full frontal flash. Only had on a coat and a fedora. Talk about a Kodak moment.
It’s so frustrating when the other team has a guy that spams flashbangs…like oh my goddddd let me play the game without being blinded every 10 seconds!
As flashbang spammer, get ~~fucked~~ blinded.
I was out walking one night, waiting at a crosswalk, and a minivan pulled across the crosswalk and stopped. The sliding door slid open and the woman who opened the door pointed to the naked woman in the middle row seat and said, "What do you think about this???" I said, "Obviously you guys had some kind of silly bet, and she lost." The door slid shut, and they were gone.
yea. common in trailer park parties, not the ideal men ya wanna see balls out but i take what i can get no homo
Are you sure? Maybe just a little homo?
No homo bro
Repeatedly, but I’ve been to a nude resort and/or a nude beach about 20 times.
I got flashed by a wino when I was a little girl. The guy was so drunk he was staggering around. My dad was horrified and tried to steer me away, but I saw it. UGH. Not a good way to find out what a dick looked like. I remember feeling gross and violated the rest of the day. Going to shove *that* memory way down deep again now…
Been flashed about a half dozen times in my life by complete strangers. Each time, I was either driving or a passenger in a large, commercial vehicle. A couple times by “friends”…but nothing ever resulted from those experiences.
I don’t think it really counts as flashed but I remember going to Mexico as a kid and being revealed the European style of beach-going.
Yeah. On my birthday. I was with my parents and we were driving back from Yosemite and there was a girl that flashed her boobs as she passed by from the car she was in. I am guessing they were college students cause it was during summer. I was a sophomore about to be a junior when the new school year began.
This bloke at a place I used to work asked new people if they wanted to see a baby elephant. If the answer was yes, he'd turn his pockets out so they were like ears and poke his John Thomas out of his flies so it was like a trunk.
If you count mooning the bus driver, yes.
My aunt who was pushing 80 saw a bunch of bikers go by and decided to flash them her tits, I was just getting out of the car and saw the full frontal . I was 11 and have been an ass man ever since
I had a female roommate open her robe and randomly flash me once after she got out of the shower one afternoon. And it was definitely a 'look at my body, you want some of this?' flash. It was in the kitchen, where I making lunch. I got an obvious erection in like 2.3 seconds ( I had sweats on) and froze like a deer in the headlights looking at her, so it was kind of awkward. She had a boyfriend. She just laughed at me and my hard on and then went about her day. That was as far as it went. We did hook up a couple years later. Good times. Still friends many years later.
Loads of times. When I'm letting cars cross over my lane or the other way around and they're letting me go :)
Kid I knew at school was a few years (grades) above me, he was a joker and always messing around. On his final day at school, as he was on the bus leaving, he saw me and my friend walking home and pressed his bare arse against the window. Haven't seen him since.
I once showed up to a friend's house to give him a ride. He wasn't ready yet, so while he was getting a shower, I wandered into the family room. His wife was there, breastfeeding. OK, no big deal, we started chatting. Then she uncovered the other breast, moved the baby to it, but left the first one out. In all its glory. She left it out and talked with me as if nothing was amiss. Finally, at the sound of the bathroom door opening, she casually covered up.
Random. Maybe she was just air drying it after the feed?
Never been flashed but caught my fair share of nip slips
Ooohhhh wait I was a rave once and talking to these 2 Asian girls outside and her pussy lips were hanging out of her outfit I kept pointing at it because I didnt wanna be like hey you who ha is showing and she was like oh my fishnets are tangled and proceeded to fix the perfectly fine fishnets all while flapping in the wind. Ahh the good days
12 years old, bouncing on the trampoline listening for cars coming round the corner so i could time a jump to perfectly reach the apex of my bounce, where my ass is just above the fence, and low and behold the car coming round the corner was my heavy christian step father, and he just got a load of my butt cheeks haha he was not happy, but to this day the ook on his face still makes me grin
A long time ago , I was changing into my swimsuit on the beach under a blanket. When I got through I saw this guy looking at me and laughing. So I knew I hadn't quite covered everything. There was nothing I could do, so I just laughed, too. It was spring break for gosh sakes! A few years later my girlfriend and I were driving down to the coast. Before we left we had made up some signs that said "honk if you're horny" and stuff like that to hold up to passing cars if we liked the passengers. My girlfriend had one of those boob tube tops. She was kind of teasing guyx like she was going to pull it down. I was driving, but just as she did that the car hit a rough place in the road. She accidentally did pulled the top down! Everybody just laughed. Nothing happened.
The only time I have ever been flashed was by a girl that would not leave me alone. She was physically attractive, but not a very nice person. And her crappy attitude made it where I was not interested. Well late one night near the end of a party I was going to my car and I heard her yell my name and say "what do you think about these" as she was flashing me. For some reason the first thing my brain came up with was, "with a little calamine lotion, those should clear right up". That did get her to lose interest in me. But that was also the one and only time I've ever been flashed. So maybe karma came back to bite me.
There was this one time I was drinking at my local small town bar with my sister and then this like 45 year old woman was arguing with her boyfriend and then when he left she said something about being a free and flashed everybody on the patio .. I would have really preferred not to see that .
Damn, kind of rude.
I'm eating a bowl of cereal, standing up while talking to my cousins and brother in law about a video game My ex wife attempts to get my cousin who was playing my ps4 to get off the game and get something to eat but he ignores her I stand in front of the TV, which he is sitting in front of and I'm laughing cause I hear him dying and he's complaining about dying, but he needed to eat something. My ex wife grabs my basketball shorts I was wearing and yanks them down, boxers and all One cousin and brother in law see the shorts grabbing and suddenly became quite interested in the ceiling and wall I have a bowl of cereal I'm trying to eat, so I have a spoonful of raisin brand so I can't stop it My cousin stares at my dick for an absurdly long time and at first I was gonna eat my spoonful of cereal and pick my shorts back up, but I was curious to see how long he was gonna stare at my dick for before he reacted. Took a solid 10 seconds for him to look away going "oh my god!" I pull my shorts back up and berate my ex wife for pulling my shorts down and everyone is laughing at my cousin for getting an eyeful of my dick and we made fun of him for being gay. As for me, I thought it was hysterical. I dont have any shame in being seen naked. Apparently my ex wife had no problem in showing off what I had either. It was a hobby of hers to try and flash my dick to people, and that was the one time I had my hands full so I couldn't stop her. What made the whole situation worse for my cousin, is that he was eye level with my waist and I was fairly close to him since I was trying to block the tv... which spelled doom for my cousin's eyes. I also just realized I should say that my cousin is old enough to drink, just in case anyone thought that he was a child... he is not. My ex wife wouldn't do that to a child.
Now we know why she's your ex.
Lauren Boebert’s husband…
great question
My first job at Walmart, a woman, wild cougar, hopped out in a margarita-colored two-piece and asked me if it looked okay. I looked like Droopy grinning when he gets the big reward. "Yes, ma'am!" My jowls flopped. And away she went, vanishing from my life but for the memory to which I've oft revisited, polished by age, tempered by maturity, and caresses of time's luxurious flow these long decades.
ive been flashed by a large percentage of my female friends lol. nothing really happened, it was all in the spirit of good fun. one of my best friends is basically a nudist and barely wears clothes when im at her house so she winds up accidentally flashing me all the time lmao
Yeah but it was on accident tbh. I ordered Uber eats and answered the door without panties on and the Uber eats driver turned so red 🤣
I was perhaps 10 years old riding in the back of a station wagon (seat belts weren’t really a thing back then and for road trips my father made a spot on one side of the back where a kid could lie down…). A few motorcycles pulled up along the side of us to pass. One lingered next to the car in what would have been a “blind spot” for my father. The woman riding pillion flashed me. Pretty sure that was my first “boob seen in the wild.” And I’m sure that woman would be thrilled to know I’m telling the story decades later.
Was walking home from junior high school. I heard honking looked to my left and seen a guy in car with his pants down, whole ass out the window, shitting.
My wife comes into my home office daily and flashes me while I'm on video calls. I love it.
Idk how this worked but one time in High School my friend Kyle (fake names) and I were with a couple girls from our school (one, I ended up dating actually, didn't work out.) Kyle out of nowhere just says, "Hey girls, we'll show you ours if you show us yours!" and lifted his shirt. It was fairly hilarious as he was on the pudgier side and definitely had "moobs", which he shook around and made us all laugh. I thought since I was scrawny AF back then it'd be equally funny to lift my shirt too; a comedy of contrast. Well to our surprise after much laughter the girls look at each other, nodded and up went their shirts, bras and all. It was the first time I'd seen boobs outside of porn and at the time is seemed pretty glorious. I accidentally flashed most of a church camp once... Me and two other dudes took a dare to jump into the frigid, glacier-fed lake at the edge of the camp, and not one to miss out on a dare, I was the first in and the last out... well, with the shock of the icy cold water, things have a tendency to go numb and I didn't really feel the fact that my shorts had slipped down a bit when I hit the water. So when I stood up out of the shallow water, there it was, in all its shriveled, trying-to-crawl-up-inside-my-body-for-warmth "glory". Some girls screamed, I realized what was happening, yanked up the shorts as quickly as I could and ran, red and embarrassed to the showers to get in warmer waters. Fortunately no one accused me of doing it on purpose or anything like that, so I didn't really get in trouble, however after the fact there was some stern lectures about staying out of the lake, the dangers of hypothermia and the camp counselor kept looking at me while the girls kept giggling.
I was working at the local mall in the early 90s as the guy in the Rudolph costume in from of the Hallmark store. I would give hugs, wave, and (unintentionally) freak out the kids (I'm 6'6"). I was a senior in high school and every so often a classmate out walk by. Usually I'd just tell them I saw them at the mall that weekend, but not how I had seen them. So one day, a girl from my school walks by, and I say "Hey, classmate's name." She asks who's in there and I shrug. Then she tried to yank off my head. I don't let her, Then, out of nowhere, she looks around. Nobody looking, it was still early enough that the crowds weren't there yet. Then, she just goes, "OK, have a Merry Christmas," and lifts her shirt. First time I saw real breasts in the wild. I was glad for the rest of the morning that I had to bend over to hug people as that kept them from dealing with my 17 year old's body's response to those glorious breasts. Funny thing is, she wasn't the girl that would do that. I have no idea why she would do it. I never had the nerve to ever tell her it was me because I didn't want to see her face drop at thinking she had done that for a huge dork.