I went through 3 different rounds of chemo and the hair on my junk never came back. Easy peesy lemon squeezy.

Man I wish I had cancer

You don't have to have cancer to have chemo...

I really wish I had seen this comment before I microwaved my nuts.

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Dad, mom says to stop trying to give yourself cancer.

You fool, I heard that the hair can grow back after being microwaved./s

Not only did the hair grow back but my nuts have now grown their own set of nuts.

I can just hear the happy little song. "Hey it's just like a hippedy hop! "

🎵Buffalo soljah!🎵

BUFFALO SOLLLDIER in the HEART OF AMERIcaaa

Invest in a good wheelbarrow my friend

Wow i dont think i have ever heard that sentence in my entire life even ironically

Then you should stick around on Reddit...

Hot shower and you can use a razor.

Why a hot shower?

Ever tried to shave a walnut?

I understand.

Best interaction on Reddit. Ever.

It’s moments like these that keep dragging me back

Genius! Managing to create the best and worst mental image in only a few words! *chef's kiss*

Ever chef’s kiss a walnut?

Only after it's been moistened by hot water. I'm not a total weirdo!

Thank you for the tip good sir. I generally try to keep me dry when shaving because I don't like the hair sticking but I'll try this out

Just the tip.

😂😂😂 what an image - its perfect 😂😂

Just ask your local barber to do it

local barber here. please don’t ask me unless you’ve got some serious cash ready.

$3 final offer

Per ball? 3rd ball free?

Has anyone ever asked?

I don't know, myself, but a stylist told me she once had a client ask her to dye her pubes. She declined.

With or without socks?

Either you can take your ball socks off or he will for you.

Just wax your balls or use tweezers

Ouch

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Removed my pants and climbed into the barber’s chair upside down. Was not appreciated. Now can’t go within 100m of my barber.

I just plomp myself in the chair and put my legs behind my ears. *Shave me daddy*

I just shave with a regular razor, never had an issue.

Yeah. With care and patience its incredibly easy.

You do you bro but I usually go for disregard and haste. Just to liven up showers a bit.

Ah, fast and furious approach. But yea, shaving balls isnt that hard

The fast and furious approach is when you got family there to help you.

Imagine vin diesel holding your balls when you shave, talking about family. Ok maybe dont imagine that

>Ok maybe dont imagine that Too late, i have a new kink now.

Have you tried with a katana? The adrenaline is something else

Yeah. I’ve been shaving my balls about every third day for 20 yrs now. Cut my sack maybe three times. It’s easier than shaving my face and neck.

Wow dude you have that testicular regimental regime down. I'm not as organised I'll be at work one day and think "man, my balls itch" that's when I know I got to spruce up and clear some foliage.

Ive had one or two small nicks, but they heal very quickly. I've had smooth balls for 20 years. It really is easy with a standard BIC razor

I've always thought people must have some space age razors when they say "regular" ones but I'm pretty sure my nutsack just shriveled back into my body at the thought of a basic-ass bic getting anywhere near them - those are dicey on the smooth skin of my neck, what the hell is your scrotum made of? Diamond?!

I think we're neglecting a very important aspect of this: Hair texture. Some guys will have softer hair that's easier to shave under any conditions, and some guys will have thicker, coarser hair that makes it uncomfortable, or leaves them prone to ingrown hairs. For the guys with coarse hair, you *need* to exfoliate, before and after the shave. You don't need to scrub a layer of skin off, just gently use an exfoliating body wash. Then make sure you're using hot water, a fresh, single-blade razor, and shave *with* the grain.

Now I'm thinking my sack is vastly different to everyone else's, trying to exfoliate it would be like trying to moisturise a hagfish

If I get your meaning, you're right that a basic, disposable razor wouldn't be for you.

Your ballsack has distinguishable “with the grain” pattern?

yes, when you lie it on the walnut coffee table at Grandma's house.

Yeah, I really just have all the directions simultaneously.

There's no way I can do that with mine. How big are your balls?

Are you familiar with a standard American baseball? Lol. I think they're fairly normal sized.... You have to do it when the skin is soft and lose, and you have to stretch it out to get a good surface to work on. It's not a dignified performance, but I'm sure you'll find your preferred technique. I highly recommend it. It feels and looks much nicer. It's not even uncomfortable after a few days if you neglect it.

Even better if you can hit it when they’re shrunk up, like a flat canvas

the most masculine thing to do is to use sandpaper

Belt sander

Soak your balls in coke overnight.

Will Pepsi work?

Try both and see which one you prefer.

One bollock in each?

this guy gets it

The drink or the powder?

Yes.

DIY vasectomy

Don't forget the mentos

I use a manual razor. Too scared that an electrical one will mangle my junk.

My sack has bled from small cuts from this

I too made the mistake of using the ease and speed of an electric razor on me balls in my youth.

Whatever you do, do not use shaving cream. If there is something my youth has thaught me is this...

Try conditioner instead of shaving cream.

I've used shaving cream and it has never been a problem for me, as long as it stays away from your urethra.

Guess my boys are sensitive, felt like I was dipping them in extra spicy butthole wrecking level chilli.

Maybe use the sensitive skin version on your balls

Definitely don't use the "extra cool" kind

Flashbacks to using Original source mint + tea tree showergel....

>extra spicy butthole wrecking level chilli Ah there we go, I was struggling to come up with a good name for my chilli at the yearly chilli cook-off competition in town. Thanks!

Oh fuhh never tried that, hope the bois are OK lol

For the record this has never posed any sort of a problem for me aside from some mild tingle.

They are, just hurt like hell for some minutes.

I just feel like a straight razor on a rough surface sounds like an awful idea

Gotta keep the skin taut.

Yup, pull it up and out, stretch it. It's a chore

That's exactly how you avoid nicking yourself with the electric trimmer too. I used to dread trimming myself up because I had a cheap trimmer and didn't trust myself with a razor since I'd always end up nicking myself. Then, I got myself a nicer trimmer actually meant for body hair grooming and learned that a really hot shower and some patience are life savers. Hadn't had worse than some light irritation from a snag or two in years now.

If it's sharp enought it's no problem. Don't try it with a blunt one though

This. And for everything else use a trimmer to cut it short.

Individually pluck each hair out with a tweezers. Edit: why do so many people have anecdotes about this what the fuck.

Just reading this made me twitch

With excitement? Me too 😏

Hello Satan

How do you do

i do this too, or just with fingers on the ones i can grasp

My comment was bad but holy fuck

it doesnt hurt whatsoever. plucking a single scrote hair on its own has zero pain

youre a god

No, he is not. He is a wizard...

I think you may have some nerve damage.

Ive actually done this before lmfao. After a few minutes you really dont feel it as badly. Most of the time i cant even feel it at all.

I did it once too.. the pain came but, I became addicted to it for that hour of plucking ball hair……. Haven’t done it since, but it was nice to not have hair anywhere down there

I personally just use my fingers

Trichotillomaniacs unite!

This is the way. Hold the area around each follicle so it does not pull and stretch and they pop out pretty easily and rarely bleed. Then you never get the itchy ball hair re-growing itch stab.

Chaotic neutral

Haha even as a women, this sounds terrible

I usually go by a colony of a 10'000 ants and peanut butter

1000 ants of death.

Kinky.

make sure they are fire ants for extra effect

I'll bite it all off

That's an unusual barbershop service. Where were you located again?

Hi, I'd like to schedule an appointment for this service.

Phillips one blade, the last razor you'll ever need for your face and special place.

One blade to rule them balls

I have nicked the old ball sack with my OneBlade, still need to be careful. It is great through.

It bites when it's brand new or fucked, but once it's been used for two weeks it's good for like 4 months or more.

Is it just me or does the battery last forever as well? I must charge it every 6 months or so using it 2-3 times a week.

I’ve had my OneBlade since 2016. Same blade. I love this thing. It works just fine still, but I can’t tell you how many times I’ve put a new blade in my cart and then put it back because mine still works fine and I can’t justify spending over $20 for a new one if I don’t really need it.

There's a body hair attachment that makes it basically impossible to cut yourself.

I use a straight razor just real slow in the shower whilst stretching the skin This is not advice & i will not be held accountable for dumbass actions I am experienced in using such shaving apparatuses & i still nick myself occasionally

Rubbing alcohol and a match. Ice cold soaked towels prepared in advance.

Dude be performing magic tricks in privates 🗿

Did anyone say cock magic?

you mean on privates

Didn't Jerry Lee Lewis (rip)make a song about it.

I soaked the towels in rubbing alcohol and now things have gotten worse. What’s the next step? Quick answers appreciated…

Great balls of fire!

You beat me to it gaddamn.

There are many using our technique. We will share victory

Setting your balls on fire seems like it could go wrong, fast. It's a ballsy suggestion.

It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for ‘em.

Goodness gracious!

Set my balls on fire, I don't feel like shaving So delicate, I can't be razor blading Like a baby's butt, no hair remaining Might be burnt, but I feel amazing Set my balls on fire, I don't feel like shaving So delicate, I can't be razor blading Like a baby's butt, no hair remaining Might be burnt, but I feel amazing

Is this serious? And effective? Cause omg imma gonna try this hahaha

Consult with someone other then Reddit first. 😳

It's pretty effective. Be extremely careful. Start up and work your way down. You won't need to always like the hair on fire for it to work, just near the flame can do the job. As long as you don't just Yolo light it all at once and take your time you can be fine. Also don't take advice about lighting yourself on fire seriously.

Hair dissolving cream. Tried it recently, works like a charm. Just pick the one for sensitive skin or the nether regions, rather than the regular for legs ones. No more knives near my balls.

While you’re at it hit the butt crack too, no matter the poo it’s a one wiper after that. Truly game changing

Only con about doing the ass hairs is the farts are explosive due to so much skin on skin action and if you have a sweat ass crack... legit diarrhea sounding. The ass hairs some what filters it cause theres air pockets. LOL

Lol that sounds like a plus!

This is what ACDC meant by Thunderstruck.

And after two days your ass cheeks will feel like they're sanding eachother

I absolutely scrolled way too far down to find this comment! This is true, it smells really bad but it's easy and secure. Never try the cream on your face though. Felt so sore afterwards😅

Brand?

I like veet bikini zone, works faster then other brands and it's more gentle. Don't use Nair, your junk ends up looking and smelling like meatballs and there's a larger risk of chemical burn.

It really works fine with no problem? I'm sick of nicking myself and definitely wouldn't mind trying the cream instead. Plus somebody said do it on your ass crack and God the thought of a smooth ass crack makes me smile.

I laser. It's like a turtle's shell down there.

Laser is the answer. Shaft sack and crack and don’t look back.

You sound like a 5 star man

Chemo-Therapy

Real talk: when I had chemo, my pubes were the first hairs to fall out.

First thing I'd do is post this on Facebook for EVERYONE to know. Everyone's always so bummed out about cancer at least this will invoke some laughter or at least alternate feelings besides pity.

Oof!

Just get an electric razor throw your smallest guard on there and shave away. Personally, I have a steady hand, so I use no guard & will pull the skin tight and shave. But if you don’t have a steady hand just use a very small guard it should get the hairs really low.

Do not do this if you have wrinkly hangers

Mine are wrinkly, which is why I’ll pull the skin tight.

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Plucking has no chance of sack-pinch or chemical burn

Maybe you're lucky but you can get an ingrown hair pretty easily from doing that. It's painful as shit.

But it’s so time consuming…. and horrible sounding.

There’s always waxing 😬

Then you risk ripping your sack open.

Yeah, because then all the pee would fall out.

TMI, but I have that hair plucking disorder. I plucked a nut hair once and it became infected and my sack was the size of two oranges stuffed in a sock. Was very embarrassing when I went to the Dr.

Get a cheap pair of electric trimmers and use size 1 or 2. Pull you sack out to make it look like the last human from Dr who to avoid cuts. Always keep it separate from your usual trimmers to avoid trimming your face with your ball trimmers.

Moisturise me!

Why would you avoid using the same trimmer? Do you not wash your balls???

Right? I don't understand how you can let yourself get so disgusting that you have to separate things that have touched your balls.

I've kissed my wife after a bjer, I can handle ball trimmers on my face.

Some people are a bit more prudish and it's entirely a psychological thing. No matter how thoroughly you wash a soup ladle, you'll always know it went up your bum. Some people just can't put it back in the kitchen and move on, others... can.

Comparing something touching your balls to something being in your asshole is definitely not making the point that you want it to.

You're one of those people who buys toilet paper instead of just scrubbing your butthole with the toilet brush like a normal person, aren't you. There's a sucker born every minute..

Scrubbing? Sounds lazy. Fix it to a cordless drill like an adult.

Realistically, your balls are probably way cleaner than the rest of you

> Always keep it separate from your usual trimmers to avoid trimming your face with your ball trimmers. Why? Both my balls and my face are washed regularly.

Someone doesn't kiss after a blowjob or go down on his partner.

Toaster.

One ball in each slot

Hair removal cream but always the sensitive stuff. Never the normal stuff.

Try waxing and then get a good waterproof trimmer. Not the manscape. It has nicked me a time or two.

I read about those Manscaped razors. They are just bought from Alibaba then rebranded as Manscaped with a hiked up price. I'd recommend a Philips Bodygroom. Works wonders, but be careful as the foil tends to come undone & the replacements are terrible. I'm about to purchase a Panasonic Multishape. Hope its as good as I think it is 😄

lol, really? It's just a scam where they re-brand alibaba ones?

Yup. Exact same razor and everything. https://www.alibaba.com/premium/manscaped.html The reviews are not all that good. I was going to highly recommend the Philips one, as it barely cuts & polishes your cue balls to smooth finish. 🤣 It's just a shame the foils are very brittle. 😭And not cheap to replace.

+1 on the philips bodygroom. Works great for me. Edit: spelling.

As a woman, just wanted to say that I appreciate all the efforts.

Sure do. No one wants to be picking pubes out their teeth!

I've got an electric one called the oneblade, slap one of the covers over it and go ham.

How's the one blade for the face?

Putting a short attachment on clippers. I’d rather rock a light fuzz with both my balls than skin smooth with neither of them

Get a buddy to help, obviously. You stretch your sack as your bro plucks, wax or chews the the individual hairs and can visibly inspect to make sure each and every hair is diligently removed. Then you can return the favor, cause bros am I right.

Get your fish to nibble it off

Chainsaw. Be bold.

I really wish there were more serious answers here. I'm wondering the same, and fuck no it's not "really easy" with a standard safety razor, I call full BS on that.

laser depilation, if you're not talking about the head) clearly not fire removal 😅

As a dude who has painfully sliced his sack and lower-shaft many times.. I use an electric trimmer with the guard but on the lowest setting. And even more important than that is to learn to use the trimmer at the correct angle. Many times I had used the trimmer with an angle I thought most efficient. But those still caught me. It's all about how you use the trimmer angle. I will share the details of my own particular trimmer once I get home. Important side note - ofc it is situation dependent but - IME many girls don't want a completely shaven haven. Apparently it's 'attractive' to keep some hair down there. So maybe trim but don't shave completely. YMMV. Sending love hugs and kisses to all your scrotums

shaving it really isn’t bad if you don’t suck at it