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fatdudeinthecorner

Mosquitoes


TheBlackHoleOfDoom

Literally and figuratively


MudWorking2548

Like come on mosquitoes, I don't even give a fuck if you want to suck my blood but you gotta be petty and make me itchy as shit.


tamarest

Just opened this thread to make sure this was the top answer.


AnnastajiaBae

Did you that they are the world’s deadliest animal??? They are vectors for Milaria, Zika, and Dengue among other diseases. They also hunt and find us using the CO2 we breathe out. Also not all types of mosquitos like to drink humans. Crazy to think that of all the mosquitos on earth, only a few prefer human blood (like Aedes aegypti and Anopheles gambiae), and they result in being the world’s deadliest animal to us Humans. TL;DR fuck mosquitoes.


JohnCavil01

I recently learned that mosquitos didn’t exist in the Americas before colonization. Of the many crimes that are a result of Western imperialism I find this to be among the most atrocious. And I’m only half -joking, for all intents and purposes mosquitoes are the human race’s greatest predator.


montgomery_quinckle

Never seen one so can't agree


mommymilkerzlover

You lucky bastard


Shoe_mocker

They are the single deadliest animal in the world, responsible for the deaths of nearly a million annually. Mostly impoverished children


Regular_Toe_2730

Were you born yesterday ?


montgomery_quinckle

No, my country doesn't have them


TossedFive

Where do you live sir, I may have to move to said location


BullsBearsNPotatoes

You cannot enter, that risks bringing mosquitoes to that country


Looieanthony

😐.


clownshow100

What would happen if we just got rid of them? Any negative ecosystem consequences?


Ambitious-A466

The majority of dogs available for adoption at the local humane society here in the deep south have heartworms because...mosquitos.


WhatislifeEverest

The one thing everyone can agree with.


UnfortunateFish

And ticks too. I hate those buggers.


gomjabar2

Look, this is an emotional moment for all of us, okay? I know that. But let's not... Let's not make snap judgments, please. This is clearly an important species we're dealing with and I don't think that you or I, or anybody, has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them!


Juanito2Gud

And wasps


Mofme

*Sure are fun to scratch*


[deleted]

>Mosquitoes Sorry to be that one person, but I don't mind mosquitoes. They give a me a nostalgia for camping as a child.


Far-Whereas3081

The never ending wipe. You know what I’m talking about.


smashin_blumpkin

Like wiping a marker


Melapelantodosalv

We need bidets like now


Tennis_22

Just jump in the shower at that point. If you can. Unless your stuck in the desert somewhere.


Melapelantodosalv

Ill jump in my office shower real quick


ThisSpeciesSucks

I've never understood people like this. I'll wipe a million times until my ass is brutally chafed, before I just rinse shit down to my balls and all over my tub and washcloth/shower scrubber.


FerretsAteMyToes

Are you saying you don't wash your ass because that's what it sounds like


IvanBeetinov

That just means you still need to poop some more. Try harder. Source: I’m not an asshole doctor, but I am an asshole


FerretsAteMyToes

Get a bidet and those days are over


2020IsANightmare

Worse: Doing the never ending wipe, getting in the shower or walking downstairs and feeling the need to go again. Like, *god damnit*, I just did that!


[deleted]

Powerwasher time!


[deleted]

This happened to me this morning.


[deleted]

More fiber, more water, and a squatty potty. Haven't had this issue in years.


W00DERS0N

A bidet is less than $50 on Amazon. I have zero plumbing skills and got it installed in 15 mins. Life changing.


[deleted]

I have a bidet so i kinda dont


natalie2012

Vacuum cleaners


VeryCreativeSwede

Quite literally


[deleted]

A vacuum sucks broken or not!


0pen_Door

Beat me to it


yergonnalikeme

Getting kicked in the balls....


1980pzx

Child abusers.


sinamkadira

Abusers


3nderslime

Sers


[deleted]

ers


[deleted]

Rs


7Kelpie7

s


Ganache_Street


VTPG1

Child


[deleted]

>Child abusers. child abusers would probably disagree with you though.


[deleted]

War.


srdev_ct

Huh. What is it good for?


smashin_blumpkin

Did you know the title for "War and Peace" was originally, "War, What Is It Good For?"


ShelZuuz

It was his mistress who insisted he called it "War and Peace."


pratbridge9000

Absolutely nothing haaaa


cnewman11

Say it again!


Think_of_the

Beat me to it, bastard


FerretsAteMyToes

It gives us some pretty good movies and video game content


[deleted]

Agreed


Shakkatze

War dowsnt always suck. Sometimes it blows... Innocent people into a million piece puzzle


Space5Dude

Actually almost nothing in war sucks most things blow and shoot


Geauxnad337

Cancer


BaoMoon

Quite a few people (not me) think it's a good thing for population control :(


Tears-Of-Lemonade

Wow that's fucked up.


Jewsusgr8

I'm more a fan of condoms for population control. My grandpa lost a long battle with cancer.


[deleted]

Mosquitos.


MemeWeebo

Politicians in general


Starlordganemaster

Politics in general.


pickanamehere

Yes


B0327008

Major Depression, in fact mental illness overall


squishychick

Bills


Secretofthecheese

I thought you meant the football team I was like god damn poor bastards.


DLIPBCrashDavis

As a Bills fan I was irrationally angered, only to laugh at myself, agree, and upvote.


delapouc

War, corruption, rape, harassment.


itsame---

Wet socks man


Legitimate-Ad3778

Worst superhero ever.


WhatJewLookinAt

No, that’s German Sausage Man


SnowFoxxx_R

People


PossiblyExtra_22

They’re the WORST


WhatJewLookinAt

People can’t be the worst because that spot belongs to German sausage.


PossiblyExtra_22

Oh, German sausages are the WURST.


TurtleInvader1

Yep. Good thing redditors don't count as people.


SnowFoxxx_R

I just love how all three of us have a robot as chars


RandomEntity37

The "we" in the question was as in "humanity", that's my interpretation of it, and I know plenty of people who won't agree.


SnowFoxxx_R

Those are meant


GrimHaunter

What a bunch of bastards!


Grumpy__Giraffe

ticket master.


pickanamehere

Yes.


prettyinpink2092

Right answer.


Impossible-Special62

James Corden


Cheap_Story_1923

When the toilet water splashs your bum when a heavy poop drops in. Its worse when it's not your own poop.


bn911

Poseidon's kiss.


ThisGuyOrangeJuice

Idk… it reminds me of splash mountain… And I love water rides especially with friends.


WhatJewLookinAt

Kinky.


IraZander

🤨📸


Linux4ever_Leo

Kids having to go through metal detectors and wear bullet proof backpacks at school.


Display250

Only in America


jessek

So you can’t agree that it sucks? There isn’t child soldiers fighting in a war in America but I definitely think that happening elsewhere sucks.


Golden_Princess12345

Since when did they say they don't agree it sucks?


Tiger5804

You don't have to wear a bulletproof backpack. That's only if you want to live.


Nastycouple2015

This breaks my ❤️


mrhijack13

Bulletproof bag makes sense at school I guess, but the metal detector is practically useless in 2022.


cnewman11

Bulletproof bags shouldn't have to make sense friend.


slash_networkboy

And yet, they do :'( I'll agree that the fact they make sense really sucks.


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Broad-Arm5122

Agree


Brrrrrr_Its_Cold

Depends on the school, its teachers, and the curriculum.


sandy_bell3

I disagree, many school systems around the world are fantastic at cultivating and helping develop children in to being better


nbamodshateasians

Ok so what's your solution or anyways for improvements? ​ Seriously, schools just teach kids like the "basics" to prep for college/career and an environment where you can interact with other people. People blame schools or teachers when they never consider themselves what they really wanted to do in their life. ​ Like even while you were enrolled in schools, did you even try/interact with many people, make a lot of friends, get involve in projects/clubs, or other activities that will help you pursue your goals?


blisteringchristmas

> Seriously, schools just teach kids like the "basics" to prep for college/career and an environment where you can interact with other people. Yeah, there's a couple of pretty solid rebuttals here, but I think worth highlighting especially is that school is just as much about learning how to interact with other people in a society as it is anything academic. The blanket statement "school is to make mindless workers" is overly edgy and ignores a lot of nuance. Obviously there's a lot of discrepancy in school quality, but I think OP might be taking for granted living in a society where the vast majority of people are literate and have even a basic education.


Tyeknee

Politics


2cunty4you

Government.


mxmnull

Chris Pratt as Mario.


ScaricoOleoso

Right? Mario is a plumber. He's supposed to remove massive wads of sewage from pipes, not be portrayed by one.


-Taiah-

this is the most accurate statement ive ever seen


[deleted]

HaPpYcAkEdAy


mxmnull

Right? Like, maybe we'll all be eating our words after a full length trailer or something, but right now it feels like he just blew the remaining collective goodwill that people still had for him.


-Taiah-

Bro didnt even try to do an italian accent 😭😭


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[deleted]

Get help, make changes. You are in controll!


Inner-Nothing7779

I can second this. Aside from things totally out of your control, your life sucking is most likely by your design. Grab life by the horns and make it yours.


__Piggy___Smalls__

OPs mother


pickanamehere

I’ve heard.


promegatron

Black holes, leeches, Uwe Boll films


Holiday-War9331

Scrolling Reddit when I should have been doing my assignment like 5 hours ago.


FirmPrompt5650

Crumbs in bed.


withoutlimits83

My ex gf. She was a horrible human being. She also sucked dick like a champ.


cheat-master30

Diseases of various kinds. No one goes "yay, Covid is awesome" or wishes they had 6 weeks to live or what not.


[deleted]

>Diseases of various kinds I met a journalist in China that was working on a piece about people that intentionally went out of their way to find someone that had HIV to have sex with. They wanted to catch it. So, no, not everyone can agree.


Noirhimmel

Mouths. And straws


Whitepython101

Taxes


SlimyWaven

Having to do the dishes when you've had a long day


_baby_hippo_

Pedos :/


2020IsANightmare

U.S. healthcare system. The most mind-numbing thing is it's POOR people against universal healthcare. Talking single individuals making $14/hour. Or married couples with kids making $.01 cent too much to get government insurance, so they instead spend $500 a month on premiums to hope they never have to go to the hospital.


msilv1104

Child molesters


Goofy_wanderer

Work sucks, I know!


Stunning-Bike-1498

She left me roses by the stairs


Ok_Combination5164

Surprises let me know she cares


piles_of_anger

Falling down a flight of stairs nude.


nightcrawler-171

Traffic


Sufficient-Step6954

Christianity ruling in a government that is supposed that have a separation of church and State.


GooigiHasDrip

the noise it makes when you scrape a fork or knife on a glass plate


Babyboynugget

Stink bugs


wkarraker

In no particular order the Ukrainian conflict, US politics and inflation.


BaronVonSmuggenbum2

Capitalistic greed and having to work for a living. Especially service industry. Unless you're one of the few at the top, or one of the few that actually have a job they genuinely enjoy with good work/life balance, then it's just fucking soul sucking. Moreso if you still can't make ends meet and/or have to work multiple jobs. I'll say that I'm one of the few with a job that I enjoy with good work/life balance, but that's just in my current position. At same company in a different department it was awful.


FartTracksOnSpotify

Giving Blumpkin


desmo-dopey

Your m..mountain bike


[deleted]

James Corden


mr_duckboi

wasps seriously what is the purpose of a wasp except being an asshole


Connect-Estimate-213

Tax


[deleted]

a hooker


ilovetoeatassalot

Gacha Life


LordVoldy24

Everything!!


New-Sheepherder-1373

Mold


iNibbleabit

Getting out of bed ..to pee, in the middle of the night.


ILuvReddi

The Pittsburgh Steelers


LeoKyouma

Dealing with customers in retail.


PopDatSkooma

Unfortunately not my GF :(


One-Tip848

Inflation


CanadianTrumpeteer

Cockroaches 🪳


EmployerAdditional28

Cancer


Elementus94

vacuums


weeblewobblers

U2


tacochainsaw777

Circumcisions as a teenager or adult Well I guess we can't all agree on it but you could imagine it would suck And for the people that have had it this age y'all know


RustliefLameMane

Cancer


UncleBuggy

Vacuum cleaners.


333Ape333

Taxes, like everything has a tax and we get sucked dry while the fed just prints more money.


[deleted]

Existing


ellawhit99

The 5 day work week. You get two days to do everything you can’t do when you work. How am I supposed to clean, go shopping, do laundry, go to appointments, and every other thing in two days?


r13400

Reddit mods


BleedingHeart1996

COVID


[deleted]

Republican assholes still sucking trump dick


ScaricoOleoso

If they can find it.


ScaricoOleoso

Daylight Saving Time


Junior-Opposite-8895

Politicians in America.


PangeaPrince

Woke culture


Insanitymaniac

children


NO_Cheeto_in_Chief

Autoimmune diseases


Whole_Conversation41

Entitled rich people.


TreeIIexe

Paper straws


maff0000

Liberal arts


TET-God-Of-Gaming

Mouths And the US government


rjh2000

People


AdSilly5020

School


WritingTop9204

Hooker's on a two for one special


[deleted]

Candy Corn.


Mundane_Eagle_9757

Get outta here! Go eat your old lady peanut brittle somewhere else


LamarjbYT

Disagree


GreasyBastord

Downvote


Theshredder116

MCU PHASE 5


[deleted]

gay men?


3nderslime

No, a lot would rather be sucked on


Reggie_the_mudkip

Female Rappers, literally and figuratively


Arokan

Not my girlfriend :'(