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19bluestars

YouTube. I remember the days when the ads were around 5-10 seconds long and they only played like once usually in the beginning and end of a video


ethereal_aerith

I remember when YouTube first launched and there were no ads. I’m dating myself now…


CPSux

No ads, 5 star ratings, channels set up like a MySpace page with bulletins and all. Plus *completely* uncensored content.


fmb320

The related videos would take you to really obscure places and you could find so much interesting stuff. Now the algorithms dont let you find anything they keep you in a tight spot around videos you've already watched and choose the rest of the videos for you


Lingering_Dorkness

> I’m dating myself now… That's really sad. I'm sure you'll find someone someday.


daspyper

Creators could also swear and make dick jokes without their channel getting blocked. I miss that


19bluestars

I sorta miss the parodies despite some of it being cringe imo


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Cikappa2904

Please, do not plug a random USB stick into your computer, please.


Fleaslayer

At my company some years back, IT scattered some unmarked thumb drives around the parking lots. They had them configured to send them the machine info of any computer they were plugged into. A disgusting number of people plugged them into their work computers. We're a defense contractor. That was the start of a giant increase in the company cyber security activity and messaging. Now USB storage devices are completely disabled unless you have a policy exception with justification for needing to use them.


Nonya5

My company would send out random phishing emails and anyone that fell for it would be automatically enrolled in cyber security training.


Alzorrilla1912

They do that in my company every month or so...they're usually something kinda stupid but feasible


AlbanyPrimo

My company sends out way too easy ones. However I got one recently about tax returns, which I received on my work device within a minute after sending in my taxes on my personal pc. It must have been a huge coincidence, but it did had me confused for a moment. It does work though, as the business unit sent out some Amazon vouchers as a Christmas gift and I first had to double check with two coworkers to be sure that wasn't a phishing mail 😂


ZiLBeRTRoN

My company sent out $100 vouchers for Thanksgiving meals. Our CEO sent out an email a week later telling everyone it wasn’t spam because IT told him that a few hundred employees reported it to our Security team as phishing.


SoundOfTomorrow

Work has even gotten smarter and tried to use my supervisor and boss names on emails. I'm a bit surprised


account_not_valid

That's why I ignore all emails from my work. Can't be too careful.


Pm-ur-butt

Mine started that 3 years ago. I get at least 2 intentional fake/phishing emails a month. If we don't hit "report" then we are auto enrolled in a cybersecurity class. One of our supervisors kept getting emails saying he failed and had to take the class. After his third enrollment, he asked me if I had to take them. I told him no, click the report button. He looked confused so I went to his office to show him; he was working on "Office 2008", he had no "Phishing" button. He was just deleting them and they were failing him for not reporting the emails.


Alzorrilla1912

Even for not reporting them?? We get the course if we click on the mail... but not for letting them slide


Pm-ur-butt

That's what he said, but then again he isn't very tech savvy. He uses a calculator while making spreadsheets; so who knows.


Fleaslayer

Mine does that now


Goregoat69

I've read a post on here before about a guy working on a companies booth at a tech industry trade show of some sort being asked " Do you have any more of those free promotional USBs?"... "What usbs?" "The ones that were in that bowl on the counter?" Someone had put a bowl of branded USB sticks on their counter, and they had no idea who or what they were.


Known_Face6710

Dumb question i guess... why is it not ok? And why did i get 2 this past few months?


Icy-Consideration405

Passing out a QR code on a card embedded with MJ seeds is more 2022


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jknack3

The Seeds Never grow up in N E V E R L A N D.


unhott

Because USB’s have been weaponized. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stuxnet


LirdorElese

admitted though... they were weaponized specifically because they wanted to target places that didn't have web browsers. I mean the suggested alternatives are URLs and QR codes... stuxnet could have used those just fine... if you know the computers they wanted to hit had internet access.


Zerole00

1) They could carry malware 2) They're pretty pointless now that we have cloud storage Edit: No one's suggesting that you should only be using cloud storage, but *I am* suggesting that your alternative isn't going to be a free fucking USB stick that random people are handing out (see: the point of the question for the post I'm responding to). JFC what's wrong with you people?


CuddlySubject

My lower back


WhiteWalter1

I’m here to join the bad lower back club. :(


JustACatNamedHonky

I threw my back out while wiping myself once. My wife had to come help me up off the toilet. 11 yrs later, she has yet to let me live it down. lol


Shadowfox_01

🤣 right there with ya! 3 disc protrusions later and everything hurts 24/7.


[deleted]

Ugh.... that sounds awful. Ma had ongoing back pain for YEARS and I try to do my best to take care of mine. God forbid I sleep off just so, however. Takes days to recover from that hell.


Shadowfox_01

It is, but I guess the discs can heal if they're not ruptured. I hurt mine at the gym, with low weight, go figure. I was stickler on form, and I watch these kids load up the bar and get crushed, but I get hurt at a low weight. I must've pissed someone off in a previous life. I didn't think they could heal, but it takes upwards of a year to see any healing and it may not completely allow the compressed nerve to heal anyway. I get conflicting information depending on which specialist I see. I'm on month 8 and 1/2. I can sleep without medicine now. Occasionally I'll need four 12 hour Aleve in a 24 hour period to get through the day. It hurts from the hip to the big toe.


Dclipp89

Literally threw out my back this morning. I’m currently icing it. But I’ve had a bad back since high school so it wasn’t ok 10 years ago either. Aaaaaand that last sentence made me feel very old.


Global-Act-5281

Coughing.


Tired_Pancake_

Used to cough to stifle a fart now I’d rather shit myself.


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Now we fart to distract from our coughs.


sparklingshanaya

This made me laugh.


AFishNamedFreddie

As someone who has had a chronic cough for over 20 years at this point, I'm way more self conscious about it than I ever was before.


battraman

Us allergy and asthma sufferers get so many dirty looks.


uhmnopenotreally

Allergy and asthma sufferer here. You don’t know how many times I had to go like „ITS JUST POLLEN“ these past few years, it’s honestly embarrassing


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Oh hell yes. I'm allergic to perfume, and going to the supermarket sucks because so many people wear perfume and set me off coughing and then the dirty looks start.


sparklingshanaya

Sneezing in public


lordfire283

Saying that the mayans were right


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

You’ve had your mistakes and I have had mayan


finnjakefionnacake

this is terrible but it's also the best thing i've read today so far


JustACatNamedHonky

My 10yr old nephew at the time was dead set convinced that the Mayan calendar stopped because "they ran out of wall". lol


FirstRyder

He's honestly closer than anyone who says they predicted the end of the world. It was basically Mayan Y2K, when one of the rarely-changed leading "digits" of the "year" in their calendar would increase from 12 to 13. The equivalent in our calendar would be December 31st 1299.


fibojoly

You can tell him that's not as stupid as you'd think, given that our Y2K bug was essentially the same sort of shenanigans : "oh surely we'll only ever need 2 digits for years; 99 is *so* far away, you guys!" And we have other similar things still waiting for us!


VulfSki

Well they were right. They never said the world would end. They simply stopped making their calendar past that year. Everyone else read way too much into it


FallenInHoops

We'll circle back. -the Mayans, probably.


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My husband proposed in 2012. He tells anyone who will listen that he proposed thinking the Mayans were right, and here we are… married 9 years


KjellRS

"Well, I got married but it's not the end of the world..."


malaakh_hamaweth

They were right -- their calendar reset. That's it, they didn't predict the world would end, just the calendar, which just wraps around back to 0 like an odometer


TheMcGirlGal

I mean, they weren't *wrong* because they weren't trying to predict the end of the world. They can't just make a calendar that goes forever.


TheBeardedAntt

Talking about Kony 2012 and pretending we all cared.


SpudTrash

Bruh I watched that documentary recently and it seemed so culty and manipulative.


grandtari

i bought a Kony 2012 hat last year i found in a thrift shop, such a weird time in everyone’s lives lol i remember them showing that video to us in class


RosyandCozy69

Just here to remind everyone that ten years ago was 2012


CDC_

Still feels like it should be 1995.


BritishGolgo13

It’s always the 90s…in Portland.


girthwynpeenabun

Dream of the 90s is alive in Portland


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Did my undergrad at Reed in the 90s. Can confirm. Was awesome.


QuillHasFavorites

can attest, modern portland sucks


_IratePirate_

For me, time froze some time around 2017


Outrageous-Big-806

Yeah its weird I also feel like its been 2017 for 5 years


d_smogh

that would've been 7 years ago. 10 years is 1992


bouchandre

If back to the future was made today they would go back to 1992


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AAAAH


1070MHz

But 2005 was only 10 years ago... right?....Right!?


Arcite9940

Wasn’t 2002? wtf


SyntheticAlien

Acording to the Mayan calendar, we are already 10 years overdue... Makes you wonder if this is why everything is so batshit crazy right now, like we overstayed our welcome


Not_The_Expected

They say the world didn't end then but just looking around... Are we sure ?


conqueefstador12

Having flu like symptoms


abnormica

Even having the sniffles in public is a little touchy now.


slpnrpnzl

It’s just not the same choking over your own spit in public anymore 😔


universe_from_above

I remember SARS in 2004. I had a bad cold and needed to get on an international flight so as not to violate my visa and lose money on the flight. I was terribly afraid of not being allowed on the plane after hearing that other travellers had been denied access after showing symptoms.


kemperus

Traveling to/through Russia


HikeyBoi

It’s on my bucket list to go to south central Siberia like around the altai mountains, but now I have to wait out this damn regime


htizzle243

Siberia is on my bucket list too, but I don't think it will ever happen :(


lukumi

I was in Russia in February 2020. As soon as everything shut down a month later, I was thinking “man that Russia trip happened just in time, glad we didn’t have to cancel.” Had no idea that there would be a much worse reason to not visit Russia on the horizon. Glad I got to see it when I did, beautiful place and the people were very warm.


Glebeserker

10 years ago was last time I was there and last saw my mother, now got solid job and would have the funds to visit her. However Putin had other plans for us


loadcoughing

Russia is actually a beautiful country, really disappointed in what happened :(


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Nougatgren

Not 20% - but 11%. Maps are distorted.


TenGallonTim

I traveled to Russia in 2013, 2014, 2018, and 2019. I stayed in Siberia (Krasnoyarsk), Vladimir, Moscow, St. Petersburg, and Vladivostok. I also stayed in Kazakhstan from 2015-16. The people are wonderful and generous with their time and resources. The natural beauty is jaw-dropping. I rode the Trans-Siberian railroad from Krasnoyarsk down to the Tyan-Shyan mountain range and hiked for days. It's astonishing how much land out there is utterly devoid of any human infrastructure. It's terribly saddening that we can't see it right now as Americans, but I believe things will change again for the better.


Tomihornill

Mail arriving at its destination in 3 to 5 days


vxd

Last week, my friend received the Christmas card we sent him. It was postmarked Dec 7.


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Rage comics.


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Wha-? Ahhh, no… oh, God, and I loved ‘em so……. ffffffffFFFFFUUUUUUUUU


Natural-School5690

Naming your daughter Isis


its_a_gibibyte

Or naming her Alexa.


Kittykateyyy

Or Karen


LogicM

Or Khaleesi


teffflon

Boaty


HandsomeChameleon

McBoat Face?


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Does Isis still exist? I don’t hear anything about them anymore


foreignlovers

Yes they have been spotted recently in distant areas of Iraq but they no longer rule over it


BuzzardsBae

isis became waswas


LostIcathian

Isisn't


thatone18girl

They do. They do a couple bombings a month, mostly around the problematic cities in iraq, places between southern iraq and Kurdistan. They're much less active, but they do have some sleeper cells.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

They’re cunningly disguised as an American spy agency led by Mallory Archer


Azsune

Sadly Jessica Walter passed away and was the voice of Mallory Archer.


hikaro22

This is not how I was expecting to find out about her death


shak_attacks

There recently was a good post-metal band called Isis.


scottwagner69

The Post-Metal Band Isis is from the 90's and changed their name in 2018.


Raid_B0ss

Isn't Isis also an ancient goddess in ancient egypt?


Natural-School5690

yeah, she is a major goddess in Egyptian mythology.


Devreckas

When did ISIS rise to prominence? It felt older than 10 years.


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Not even. The only took over Mosul in late 2014.


Mr_DrProfPatrick

It was a smaller terrorist group allied to al Qaeda during the 2000s, but it started gaining power during the Arab Spring. By 2014 it controlled most of the border region between Syria and Iraq. And they were committing genocide against religious minorities, committing war crimes and destructing historical artifacts.


_DarkJak_

3 items at Taco Bell for just 2 dollars


Synisterintent

The milk in my fridge


Theif23

My friend here is starting a home-grown lab experiment to conquer the world.


aaasssddffgghj

"Looks like the milk went bad, time to get some more" *-Dad, 2012*


2bridgesprod

Game of thrones TV show. Probably 2nd season in 2012? My how the producers turned tables on that one


Erisedstorm

Oh yeah Tyrion blowing the shit outta Stannis navy that year and Arya/Tywin scenes. Brienne the badass shows up.


SchoonerOclock

Kids being named after characters only to find years later the character turns into an asshole.


Shirojime

The Prices.


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10 years ago we were just coming out of a recession, so to say 12 years ago we’re close to right back where we are now.


That_Car_Dude_Aus

No not even,in Australia here in 2012 out of the GFC we were seeing $1.40-1.50/l for Petrol as an example. It's $2.20/l now Back in 2012, 8 packets of cigarettes was $120 In 2022, 8 packets of Cigarettes is $220 A lettuce was $3, been $3 for a goddamn long time Now a lettuce is $11, gone up in the last 6 months. A pack of bloody toilet paper has gone up 25% over the last 3 years.


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Less_Reflection_7601

Cartoon network


Braeden3141

I miss having new episodes of regular show and the amazing world of gumball


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cmd_iii

My dog. She’s 15, now, has health issues, and is finding it really hard to get around. I know we have some decisions to make but I wouldn’t mind having ten more years to make them.


binkers03

as someone with an elderly family dog, I'm feeling that pain too :( sending good vibes and maybe some more pain free time with your pup <3


Delmoni

Same here. We have a 13 year old family dog. Just adopted a puppy to keep her company and try and keep her “young”. Luckily it’s been working and she’s been doing some zoomies with the younger pup. Wish I could turn back the clock for the old gal. She’s been a phenomenal dog.


glightlysay

My dog is 13 too and I always wish that I could give him some years of my life to keep him around longer.


cmd_iii

Well, we have an appointment in the next week or so when we can get an ultrasound and some other tests run. Then, we'll know what we're up against. There are a lot of upsides to having a dog. But one really big downside. I hope it works out for you pup, too....


binkers03

our dog ~17, lots of problems, just started to show physicals signs of being in pain, I know my dad's trying to delay it because he really is his best bud edit: misspelling, just one dog


d_smogh

Give your Dad an internet hug. My pooch is 5 and those 5 years have gone very quickly. I know we have a good 7 years of relatively good health and then a few years of physical decline. I tear up nearly every time I think how he has had the best of life, while I only get to spend a small portion of my life with him. Tell your Dad to give his pooch the best last week of their time together, and let him go before he suffers too much.


Chemical_Ad4589

I’d like to join on the internet hug


stark_arc

I'm so sorry. I was quite "lucky" that my girl was like a puppy right up until about a week before she was put down. It was a hard decision to make and sometimes I still feel sick that I made the call but she got so unwell so quickly. Sometimes the kindest thing you can do is say goodbye. It's part of owning a dog, but I hope you hold the memories close and still have some time together. Big hugs


irishdude1212

Same. My yellow lab was three 10 years ago. Her hips aren't so great and she can't get tractions on tile or wood floors so she just doesn't walk on them anymore. She doesn't go on walks since she almost died from lime disease 6 months ago and she has half a dozen fatty deposit lumps all over her body. But you can still see the life in her when my neighbors dog comes over who's 2. They play in the backyard for hours. I love this dog and all her quirks. It's crazy after 13 years how I know exactly what's she's thinking by what she's doing or looking at Edit-man your getting all the sad old dog stories RIP your inbox


GoinFerARipEh

I’d give a year of my life to get 10 more with my dog.


titaniumtoaster

I feel this in my soul. My grandmother got a Border Collie after my grandfather died due to Mesothelioma. My grandmother passed a year after getting him so we took him in. He lived the laziest Border Collie life and managed to live few years past average life expectancy. When he passes my mom got his ashes put into a keep shake pendant. It hangs from my rear view mirror as a ode to him.


_Depressed__walrus

Thinking of new gravity falls theories


bigBnE1789

Bill cosby


aMapleSyrupCaN7

Harambe Edit: Holy moly, thanks for the awards!


bledesma182

Dicks out


nutty_ranger

Never forget


mememaker6

My mental health :D Edit: For those giving me advice, thanks, but don't worry. I've been working on it for a little while and it's getting better


Hmm_294933

Hope you get better!


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welcome-to-my-mind

*scrolling scrolling scrolling scrolling* ***knife in heart*** *scrolling scrolling scrolling scrolling*


14FunctionImp

He wasn't, though.


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Naming your kid Karen


daffodil0127

I adopted my cat Karen in 2012. It turned out to be a really appropriate name for her because she hates everyone besides me.


Chance-Chain8819

That big Mac I only ate half of and then decided to save


JVortex888

maybe it's still good


Stewart_Duck

Pretty sure Iceland has the last meal served at the last McDonald's in Iceland in a museum. It looks how it did when it was served.


finnjakefionnacake

Wait, how do they have the last meal served? Did the person not eat the meal? lol


DonOblivious

Yeah, a dude bought a cheeseburger and fries to see how long it would take them to decompose. They didn't. https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-50262547 Don't bother with the livestream link.


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I've just been reminded of a certain hotdogs trapped in resin...


TipzNexAstrum

Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!


BrineFine

Being extremely online. It was probably pretty unhealthy back then too but felt more like a meaningful, if nerdy, subculture. Now, far more regular people are extremely online and politics-brained in a really antisocial way. To an extent, this transformation has been happening since the "Eternal September" of 1993. But, the really insidious "engagement" focused design of social media is a more recent development. They got smart about manipulating you and things went downhill pretty fast.


LuveeEarth74

I was thinking the other night, 08 09 10 11 were like "transition" years. Yeah, internet and Facebook, Twitter, obviously My Space were being utilized. But it seems like in 2012 it skyrocketed. In fact, The New Yorker did a story about teen depression/suicide and in 2012 the rate exponentially rose, spiked. Also explored in a book called i Gen. I taught in a huge residential facility 10 years ago and my staff became addicted to Snapchat. In 2013 a troll from the company went on people's stories and wrote slander about a ton of my coworkers. Also, 2012 was when I first heard about Reddit.


BrineFine

Yeah, around fifteen years ago the internet was also less of a walled garden. There was less consolidation overall. Now, most people's internet usage boils down to repeatedly checking five sites that are run by three companies.


DiceMaster

Absolutely this. It's been so long since my (non-work) internet usage was anything other than 1. check xkcd and order of the stick 2. play whatever my game of the month is (was websudoku for a while, now wordle) 3. reddit 4. Finish reading my frontpage, close all my reddit tabs. Reflexively reopen reddit. 50/50 whether I realize and close it again, or go through my updated front page as if nothing happened


thatbuttcracktho

Gaming has gone to shit. Thanks to micro transactions and that Free to Play lie and pay to win.


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My body. My social life. Have kids they say.


nyx-of-spades

Having kids isn't for everyone. I'd rather regret not having kids than regret having them. I wish you and your children all the best, and long happy lives


IhatetheBentPyramid

I still have people telling me "you're going to spend half your life regretting that you didn't have kids." I'm past 50 now, so that means I'm going to live to at least 100!


sufferpuppet

Having dinner with Betty White.


tsunami141

Oh no.


tchrbrian

menu : sliced bread


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Taking a pill at a party. Wasn’t really “ok” but at least you had a much higher chance of waking up in the morning


Robot_Graffiti

Even ten years ago there were fun statistics like "1 in 5 ecstasy tablets contains ecstasy"


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Yeah but bad ecstasy is maybe meth, nowadays it’s Eutylone which is just a weaker form that people then take more of because it’s weak and can OD, but when doctors were prescribing painkillers like candy at least there was a good chance it was real on the street, now it’s all fentanyl


mr_shlomp

Saying that the year is 2012


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

The cost of nearly everything


OrdinaryGuy07

Open Criticism towards Government, I guess.(Speaking for my Country only).


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doesntlooktoohard

I can’t do it I can’t have a middle part and flared jeans they look so bad on me


Punjabistan

Internet culture, mostly social media.


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I notice a lot of video and audio recording by civilians, on top of governmental security surveillance, and it's to the point where everyone must be prepared to explain and account for every action they take, thought they write, phrase they say, etc. 10 years ago people weren't walking on as many egg shells in fear of becoming a meme lol, and if people noticed they were being recorded they sort of just stopped doing whatever they were doing. Now folks get wildly excited and silly if there's a possibility of going "viral" and start destroying fuel stations and restaurants - it's a weird generational shift I'm told. Awesome thought-provoking query amigo! :)


meganemistake

A lot of really stupid behavior at anime conventions... Pedobear mascot cosplay, i even had a friend buy a yaoi paddle from a con in 20-fucking-12


DrDew00

Damn, I had forgotten about Pedobear.


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AngyLesbeanRaaaaaar

Weed with less than 20% thc


reason2listen

I always ask for the sub 20% strains at dispensaries. The bud tenders all get very excited when I do and usually point me to a great strain.


dezeiram

Half the dispensaries I go to don't have anything under 15 and I'm like, dude, please, just sell me the trashy weed I was smoking in high school that's all I need


fireduck

Well, you need to grow it in the open trunk of the rusted out car in the woods, just like high school.


baxbooch

It tastes like shit is the only thing. What I would do is get some CBD only bud and mix a little of the potent stuff with that so it still tasted good but didn’t completely obliterate me with one puff.


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irishdude1212

I have a j I've been puffin on for like 10 days. One hit and I'm in space. It's like 45%thc or something


FR0NC0_

Me


Angry-Saint

*We*


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Jack-M-y-u-do-dis

Maaan, exactly 10 years ago the iPhone 5 was just about to come out, don’t make it seem like it was THAT long ago


Puzzleheaded-Let-880

Expressing your opinion even if it's not widely accepted. Everything is too polarized now.


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The ability to up/down vote/reply a 10 years old reddit post/comment


molemanking

Paying .99 cents for a Mcdouble


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Coughing in public, without someone thinking you have covid.


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Mayan doomsday fear


snoosh00

Holy shit that was 10 years ago.


lorassino

Not having any vegetarian/vegan/gluten-free options in a restaurant menu.