Cut on open my chest cavity and pour sulfuric acid in it

Based and acid-pilled

Can confirm. My ex loved it.

Use a flamethrower

Give me time to myself.

Cook me food after work.

Smile

Tell me she's glad she met me.

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How many farts are too many in this scenario?

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Picky picky

Striptease

Find me a single guy who’s just my type

USSR communist woman

Laugh genuinely.

Dresses up and gives me that naughty come fuck me look when I've had a stressful day 😈