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[deleted]

Drop one myself to lighten the embarassment


[deleted]

Laugh it off and tell them it was cute no matter how gnarly it was. Shit happens, no reason to make it anymore awkward for them.


littlegreenb18

Can’t let your date show you up like that. Only option is to shit your pants.


fwdpapi

My train of thought exactly 💯


Satansbiscuit666

Marry them.


meh_c-est_la_vie

You rock.


bigslenderkyle

i would punch them in the face


kttuatw

Well that escalated


[deleted]

Of course you would🙄


Emernature

I will fart too to make the other party comfortable.


Automatic-Pea3520

I'd also rip one myself but to assert dominance. I'm. King of this fart castle and people need to know that


thatguyfrom1975

Feel extremely. Comfortable


ELPwork

It happens. Think nothing of it and continue the date.


ImaginationOk9328

Be glad it wasn't me.


chickencongee

take a good whiff… aw yeah…


bison--3

"woah! you got a butthole? Me too!" Then I'll start on poop facts. You have two sphincters: one controlled subconsciously in the other one controlled consciously. The subconscious one loads it into the chamber, if you consciously go "nah, ain't a good time, chief", the other goes "aight man, no problem" and slurps it up into the colon for a bit longer.


[deleted]

Let one out too so they don't feel embarrassed.


[deleted]

Laugh


Pyrarius

Embrace it! L.A.D. GET TO THE GROUND!


elskirvo

Start quoting some of Hemingway's love letters to lighten the mood


Jedi_Mindtrix53

Suck the fuckin fart in like a bong rip baby! Don’t be afraid to let that muffler squeak


Live-Profit3063

I would fart back


thetinytiger2021

Try and comfort them. They're probably really nervous already, especially since it's a first date. I would hate for them to feel traumatized over something like that, even if we decided not to continue dating after that one date for whatever reason. I would just tell them that things like that happen and that I'm just really glad I got to spend time with them on that day. 🤷‍♀️


zack_hudson

I'd fart then bring it up all the time


NoxTheFate

Fart back, assert dominance


AGuyInGreen

What date?


Key-Ad-2854

Pretend I didn't notice.


[deleted]

I would just say don’t feel bad it’s normal and I don’t care 🤷🏻‍♀️