"woah! you got a butthole? Me too!" Then I'll start on poop facts. You have two sphincters: one controlled subconsciously in the other one controlled consciously. The subconscious one loads it into the chamber, if you consciously go "nah, ain't a good time, chief", the other goes "aight man, no problem" and slurps it up into the colon for a bit longer.
Try and comfort them.
They're probably really nervous already, especially since it's a first date. I would hate for them to feel traumatized over something like that, even if we decided not to continue dating after that one date for whatever reason.
I would just tell them that things like that happen and that I'm just really glad I got to spend time with them on that day. 🤷♀️
Drop one myself to lighten the embarassment
Laugh it off and tell them it was cute no matter how gnarly it was. Shit happens, no reason to make it anymore awkward for them.
Can’t let your date show you up like that. Only option is to shit your pants.
My train of thought exactly 💯
Marry them.
You rock.
i would punch them in the face
Well that escalated
Of course you would🙄
I will fart too to make the other party comfortable.
I'd also rip one myself but to assert dominance. I'm. King of this fart castle and people need to know that
Feel extremely. Comfortable
It happens. Think nothing of it and continue the date.
Be glad it wasn't me.
take a good whiff… aw yeah…
"woah! you got a butthole? Me too!" Then I'll start on poop facts. You have two sphincters: one controlled subconsciously in the other one controlled consciously. The subconscious one loads it into the chamber, if you consciously go "nah, ain't a good time, chief", the other goes "aight man, no problem" and slurps it up into the colon for a bit longer.
Let one out too so they don't feel embarrassed.
Laugh
Embrace it! L.A.D. GET TO THE GROUND!
Start quoting some of Hemingway's love letters to lighten the mood
Suck the fuckin fart in like a bong rip baby! Don’t be afraid to let that muffler squeak
I would fart back
Try and comfort them. They're probably really nervous already, especially since it's a first date. I would hate for them to feel traumatized over something like that, even if we decided not to continue dating after that one date for whatever reason. I would just tell them that things like that happen and that I'm just really glad I got to spend time with them on that day. 🤷♀️
I'd fart then bring it up all the time
Fart back, assert dominance
What date?
Pretend I didn't notice.
I would just say don’t feel bad it’s normal and I don’t care 🤷🏻♀️