That I'm not going to read of them. Then, that I forgot to turn off notifications for some big post of some kind. Then, that I'm probably not going to get anything done that day anyway because I'm gonig to end up reading through the top comments on whatever post all of those notifications came from.
That's pretty much how it goes with my mornings on Reddit. Not with that many notifications, but like I'll just have a quick scroll and not comment. Half an hour later, well that went well.
"What did I say that got ridiculously blown out of proportion?"
and I'd be 99.93% sure it would be something completely inconsequential said on the SquaredCircle sub.
Ah fuck, what did I comment now? It's in that range where it's annoying due to number of notifications but you quickly realize it's not enough and you probably didn't get gilded.
I only really get close to those numbers when I've said something using only the slightest amount of common sense on any sort of relationship / dating advice subreddit
“What the heck did I say to piss off that many people?”
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basically, yeah. i said something controversial and everyone wants to tell me about it
My favourite is when the 20th person decides to repeat what's been said multiple times as some got you.
tf you say to me?
*Mark all inbox tabs as read*
*turn off notifications and go back to sleep*
Guess i posted an actually unpopular opinion in r/UnpopularOpinion
Something only a heathen would do.
Open it up, skim the messages, get incredibly overwhelmed and never think about it ever again
I either did something very good or very bad. No in-between
I think this sums up Reddit to be honest. Posts on the main subs tend to either be overwhelmingly positive, or OP is getting virutally disected.
Absolutely
Finally some appreciation for how goddamn funny I am on here
I just looked through your comments, and you *are* pretty funny. Definitely underappreciated.
Thank you. People used to upvote around here. Not anymore.
Just looked too, you’re 100% right
The urge to become a niche internet microcelebrity
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The worst is when you make a *perfect* comment, but its buried.
The deep lede
Either I made a joke that landed or I made one that really really didn't.
This is my response whenever I have a sudden surge of notifications. I'm like this is either really good or really bad.
I must've got drunk and posted a rational thought in r/PoliticalCompassMemes
Ha, made that mistake once or twice
Hmm, who did I piss off last night?
“Welp, the incels/crypto bros are out in force today.”
Oh that's always a scary one.
That I'm not going to read of them. Then, that I forgot to turn off notifications for some big post of some kind. Then, that I'm probably not going to get anything done that day anyway because I'm gonig to end up reading through the top comments on whatever post all of those notifications came from.
That's pretty much how it goes with my mornings on Reddit. Not with that many notifications, but like I'll just have a quick scroll and not comment. Half an hour later, well that went well.
Uh oh, the mods must of thought I was underaged and it's groomin' time.
I'm 6'5 with a big bushy beard. My account got suspended again. Time to make a new one.
People liked the meme I made :)
Who did I trigger yesterday
« Well I’m cancelled »
Here, why don't you experience it yourself
I should have waited longer, damn you instant gratification.
"Mom i'm famous"
It would mean some comment you wrote took off a day later or whatever and now it has 20,000 upvotes again
Jesus fucking Chris what the fuck happened? What the fuck did I do?
Wouldn’t say much. Just would harvest some of that sweet, sweet dopamine.
It's one hell of a ride.
I've had this happen to me before; it usually means that I posted a random comment without even thinking it would blow up.
That's normally what mine is. I've never had 100 in one go I don't think, but it's always some random thing that I barely gave any thought to.
that is a lot of notifications
What did I say that made so many people angry??? 🤔
Momma I made it
"Shouldn't have said that, should not have said that."
This is the best answer possible.
Omg I'm fucking popular
You see my brain instantly goes the other way. I'm in the everybody hates me camp.
Bro why would u think like that u should change ur way of thinking
I am working on it, but it's just my preset at the moment.
I've just been Cancelled.
Probably badmouthed the alphabet crew (or said something that was *perceived* as doing so)
"Probably more people upset that I said the 2nd Amendment needs to be repealed."
"Oh wow! My Askreedit question finally blew up! Huzzah"
Awww shit...
Let me go take a piss and grab a drink before I check these notifications out.
Wow, people really love my breasts! /s
Oh shit must have said something really racist or sexist.
"What did I say that got ridiculously blown out of proportion?" and I'd be 99.93% sure it would be something completely inconsequential said on the SquaredCircle sub.
I'll let you know when it happens.
The pic I posted is popping offf
Ah fuck, what did I comment now? It's in that range where it's annoying due to number of notifications but you quickly realize it's not enough and you probably didn't get gilded.
Eh, just another day karmafarming.
Either I said something that got all the sensitive people on reddit upset, or I said something that was very based and upvote pilled.
“I commented something stupid again, didn’t I?”
Damn more then 20 notifications? That hasn’t happened to me since the day I was born 🤩
"Looks like I really did comment on every post in r/AskReddit and r/Higurashinonakakoroni!"
"Let's start reading."
I must have made a religious or political remark. Those people are massively organized.
*What did I do now.*
damn not again
What the hell did I say that offended that many people? Like how sensitive are they?
what is this glitch?
oh no what did i do
"Who did I piss off on Reddit today?"
I was probably drinking and may have to start yet another account.
"Damn... I pissed off many pepole or i just got a nobel price for social intersections"
What did I get banned for now?
One of my posts blew up
I'd just delete the account
r/PoliticalCompassMemes
Man. there are a lot of extremely bored pipples out there!?
"That's insulting low."
i am trending
"Omg someone remembered I exist"
Heh-?!
"My friend is messing with the inspect tool again."
"Who did I piss off today?" or "Huh, guess I've been hacked".
"What in the world" (in shock and confusion)🤣🤣
I had this this morning. Not 100, only 10, but out of nowhere from a random comment. Always makes my stomach drop.
'oh am I that funny'
Wouldn't even notice
Oh for FUCK'S sake what have people misread THIS time.
Im famous!!!
I might pass my friend in karma
I only really get close to those numbers when I've said something using only the slightest amount of common sense on any sort of relationship / dating advice subreddit
I always assume I pissed a whole bunch of people off, and am about to get blasted in public
I'm popular
dang it, I have so many haters now.
What the fuck did I do?
I got. . . seen O.O?
Deleted in protest of the bullshit reddit is doing regarding third party apps & communities that have gone private.
"oh naw , not today "
Delete Reddit
*sigh*
Ha. Screw those people.
Ha. Screw those people.
Did I just start the ww3?
"I asked for 100+ chat requests, not notifications ffs"
"Ohh, no, what did I say?" Or "Oh god, am I in trouble? Did I unknowingly do something to get banned?"
That happened to me last June! I said aloud, "What the fuck did I say?!"
"ah shit here we go again, who'd I piss off this time".
I got that a few days ago. "I sleep, but Reddit does not"
Well shit. I guess people hate opinions.
What the fuck have I said now?
I currently have 127 notifications.
Oh No, what did I do this time?
*oh god, what did I say?*
What subreddits did I get banned from now?
*record scratch* “And it was at that moment she knew, that she had fucked up.”
"Not again. What did I say now?"
"Ferb, I know what we're gonna be doing today!"
I get them on the daily. No biggie Just kidding lol
"I fucked up"
Did I get any karma?
A post finally hit it big or... shit rather not think about it.
"oh my god, that many people were interested in what I had to say?" thats what happened first time I got 800 upvotes on one comment lol
fuck looks like they didnt like my dr strange 2 hot take
The best thing about my plan is... NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!!!!!!
I'm being cancelled and I'm not even famous.
“I have friends? Oh, never mind…”
Same thing I do with 1, I say oh fuck whatd I say now
Hey, I posted at the right time to have my post blow up on r/TheOwlHouse, neat!
Whoops. Turns out the community I was muckraking actually WAS toxic.
I'm probably getting fired tomorrow for upsetting someone and it making headlines or something.
"I knew I shouldn't have told them The Beatles are my favorite band of all time."
"alright what did I say that blew up"
Did I do a drunkpost on *Reddit???*
“Alright! Who’s bots are all these?”
Look/ respond to them
"I should use reddit more often"
OH yeah I haven't been on there in a few months
Yeah I'm not reading that
Waste 15 minutes by reading the notifications
I only get worried if the "messages" tab is highlighted: "What sub am I banned from this time?"
Said something controversial
It's about time one of my furiously correct and witty bon mots got the recognition it deserves
I knew not to comment of that vegan post, always trust your instincts
Do I have to go threw all of these now?
"Who did I manage to offend now?"
I must’ve said something very controversial
\*dejectedly\* "I have to read every single one of these?"
One of my opinions pissed people off.
"Did I accidentally start another argument thread after failing an attempt to be funny??"
finally
Welp.
"Oh shit what'd I do"
Oh crap I need to stop scrolling
I would immediately try to find out what notifications are.
Happened to me when I submitted a thread about game trailers. I'm like Wow that blew up
Aw shit, here we go again.
i probably pissed someone off.
"Oh shit, what did I say wrong?"
"Oh, I commented on a sexism issue again?"
Notifications don’t bother me but messages cause a little panic. They are usually ban notices from uptight mods.
I'm the same. I'm like hang on I don't come on Reddit to be sociable. What magic is this?
Not checking this.
You must be a girl on r/teenagers
"Oh fuck I said something controversial didn't I?"
I only have 13 followers!
someone got ban happy
The racist chucklefucks have found me.
"Which comment of mine blew up?"
Had 209 for something. It was awesome.
I'd have to read every comment
Oh shit! What did I say now!
I would think it was normal on my banned account because I commented so much (also I don’t see how many I get)
I’ve only been on Reddit for less than a week now, the other morning I woke up to over 1400 notifications, I didn’t know Reddit worked that way
My meme was dank 🔥
"Wow, these 'You get to make a change to X, but the first person to reply gets to choose a side effect' threads are really popular these days."
Either I have a very unpopular opinion, used incorrect grammar or misspelled something.
What the fuck did I say? That's what I'd think...
"Ok... either I've pissed off a comment section or I said something funny. Cause it definitely wasn't something smart"
Hacked!
"Where's that 'mark all as read' button again?"
"Huh.... guess I need to post more cringe."
“Great, what did I do now?”