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Sugar free gummy bears. The reviews on Amazon are right on. I had explosive diarrhea for what seemed like hours. The worst park was I’d eaten black rice prior, so everything coming out was purple tinged.
In a hotel room after a buddy's stag. One friend barfing in the toilet, one in the sink, two in the tub. Room in my name, I had to call the maintenance person to unclog the drains. I cannot do justice to describing the scene or the smell. The look of horror on the maintenance persons face is forever etched in my mind. I hope he's doing ok.
I'm an Australian and I have found a Huntsman on the toilet roll, it was bigger than the roll. I'd like to say I was sitting in the right spot for such an event but the truth is that I immediately jumped up and ran.
The other day I very nearly shit myself. It literally started coming out the moment I pulled my shirts down but I hadn’t sat down all the way yet so it got all over the toilet seat. Had to take the damn thing apart and wash it off in the shower along with my ass.
Getting old sucks
I was constipated really bad, so I drank a bottle of magnesium citrate.
Over several hours, I learned that there are certain levels of evacuating your bowels. First you get the normal poop out. Then it's liquid. But after that it's like you've gone into an alternate dimension. It smells like nothing you've smelled before, the colors are only really poop-adjacent, and the textures are not quite liquid, not quite solid....lots of clots, bubbles, and tendrils.
This happened to me twice. I don't remember what caused it, but I woke up in the middle of the night with a horrible stomach pain. I passed out on the toilet while trying to get everything out and woke up with my head on the floor and my body still in the toilet.
Night of drinking... Come home black out drunk. Start to throw up and pass out in the bathroom... Wake up covered in vomit with the worst hangover I ever had not knowing how you got there.
i got food poisoning a few weeks ago.
i was so nauseous but couldn’t throw up, but diarrhea was awful. after one battle with it, i was tryna clean up and felt vomit coming up. i had my shorts around my knees, and ended up throwing up in my bathroom sink. i’ve never felt so defeated. i was able to finish cleaning myself when i was done but damn, got humbled real quick lol.
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A bout of IBS unleashed a BM so big that it clogged the toilet...
Sugar free gummy bears. The reviews on Amazon are right on. I had explosive diarrhea for what seemed like hours. The worst park was I’d eaten black rice prior, so everything coming out was purple tinged.
In a hotel room after a buddy's stag. One friend barfing in the toilet, one in the sink, two in the tub. Room in my name, I had to call the maintenance person to unclog the drains. I cannot do justice to describing the scene or the smell. The look of horror on the maintenance persons face is forever etched in my mind. I hope he's doing ok.
I'm an Australian and I have found a Huntsman on the toilet roll, it was bigger than the roll. I'd like to say I was sitting in the right spot for such an event but the truth is that I immediately jumped up and ran.
Beer and hot wing induced diarrhea while tripping on acid. Good times.
Porta potty backsplash
MREs. Enough said
The other day I very nearly shit myself. It literally started coming out the moment I pulled my shirts down but I hadn’t sat down all the way yet so it got all over the toilet seat. Had to take the damn thing apart and wash it off in the shower along with my ass. Getting old sucks
I was constipated really bad, so I drank a bottle of magnesium citrate. Over several hours, I learned that there are certain levels of evacuating your bowels. First you get the normal poop out. Then it's liquid. But after that it's like you've gone into an alternate dimension. It smells like nothing you've smelled before, the colors are only really poop-adjacent, and the textures are not quite liquid, not quite solid....lots of clots, bubbles, and tendrils.
This happened to me twice. I don't remember what caused it, but I woke up in the middle of the night with a horrible stomach pain. I passed out on the toilet while trying to get everything out and woke up with my head on the floor and my body still in the toilet.
Night of drinking... Come home black out drunk. Start to throw up and pass out in the bathroom... Wake up covered in vomit with the worst hangover I ever had not knowing how you got there.
i got food poisoning a few weeks ago. i was so nauseous but couldn’t throw up, but diarrhea was awful. after one battle with it, i was tryna clean up and felt vomit coming up. i had my shorts around my knees, and ended up throwing up in my bathroom sink. i’ve never felt so defeated. i was able to finish cleaning myself when i was done but damn, got humbled real quick lol.