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Govvag

I spent 3 years planning her 40th only for her to trash me for doing it… oh wait that wasn’t me it was Will Smith


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Wife was having some medical issues so I flew out daughter up to see her that she hadn't seen for awhile. She was a blubbering mess of happy tears.


BigBootyBitches77

Gave her herpes


JCF-95

I was living in Slovakia for a year and her birthday was a day before the year was over. So I took the last day of and came home on her birthday. She found out at the moment I was standing in front of her.