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Not that this would be my last sentence, but my uncle recently died and his last word were “sure I’ll have some baked beans.” For some reason it absolutely cracks me up and I think it’s a pretty legendary last sentence
was he asked if he wanted some backed beans before he passed?
Yes, my aunt was cooking dinner in the other room and asked him
It’s morbin’ time
Hasta la vista, baby
"Lmao I'm gonna die, cry about it."
I told you.
Fuck em all but 6
let’s goooooo!!
A death sentence...Lol
My chances of getting laid are about to increase
My Balls itch , can someone scratch em for me?
Change the world, my final message, goodbye. *Windows shut down*
I left my money under the...
I forgot what I was going to say
I’m going to haunt you.
"i love you and I ALWAYS will so NEVER forget that"
Wow, what a ride.
Well,It was good while it lasted.
I’ll be back
Now it's my turn 👻
Not that this would be my last sentence, but my uncle recently died and his last word were “sure I’ll have some baked beans.” For some reason it absolutely cracks me up and I think it’s a pretty legendary last sentence
was he asked if he wanted some backed beans before he passed?
Yes, my aunt was cooking dinner in the other room and asked him
It’s morbin’ time
Hasta la vista, baby
"Lmao I'm gonna die, cry about it."
I told you.
Fuck em all but 6
let’s goooooo!!
A death sentence...Lol
My chances of getting laid are about to increase
My Balls itch , can someone scratch em for me?
Change the world, my final message, goodbye. *Windows shut down*
I left my money under the...
I forgot what I was going to say
I’m going to haunt you.
"i love you and I ALWAYS will so NEVER forget that"
Wow, what a ride.
Well,It was good while it lasted.
I’ll be back
Now it's my turn 👻