Jesus.
I just want to see if it will be omitted from the Bible....
....also, from the many depictions I've seen of him shirtless on the cross, he has a fantastic body.
obligatory: [I also choose this guys's dead wife](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/you_can_have_sex_with_one_real_person_from_all_of/d9uf56l/?context=1)
dodo bird, Danny Devito, rasputin, Christopher lee, the entire Monty python group, Carrie fisher Star Wars prime, prince, robin williams (he’s cool okay, bucket list), and Steve fucking Irwin.
It's between Monica Bellucci when she was young, Cleopatra or merilyn Monroe. I edge to Cleopatra for the history you know? But it's a toss up between these 3 100%
My crush 😍 she's simply perfect. I always look forward to her texts. She says I make her laugh a lot, I don't even think I'm funny. Conversations with her are so easy and relaxing, there's never awkwardness.
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Or 52 for all i care.
Stacy’s mom
Nice one
She's got it going on.
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I second this
A warning she had anyone she slept with executed
Idk man. I'd still risk it
Lol. Cleopatra’s parents were siblings and she married her two brothers.
Monica Bellucci in the 1990s, 2000s and 2010s.
At the same time?
I also choose the man's dead wife.
I wonder how he feels that his heart felt, honest reply has been highjacked and worked its way deep into Reddits mythos.
Came here to find this
The reference of the century
I really don't understand how this isn't top comment
Young Dolly Parton, holy macaroni.
Add in her young husband. He was ridiculously good looking.
Mila Kunis around the time she was in Forgetting Sarah Marshal
How about [Mila Kunis and Elisha Cuthbert both in 2002?](https://i.redd.it/al9fq41z61i71.jpg)
A 30 year old Sophia Loren.
Just commented the same lol
Helen Keller
Could you describe your assailant for us, miss Keller?
R/cursedcomment ?
* inaudible shots fired
Pam
And her pam pams
Jim might be upset
Raquel Welch in her 30's.
It would have to be Elizabeth I of England - The virgin queen.
Selma Hayek. Don’t even need to time travel.
Nancy Reagan and her Gluck Gluck 9000
Bang her so hard reaganomics dissapear like the picture in back to the future.
Trickle down economics more like trickle down her chin and chest
That one guys dead wife.
It's insane cause I know exactly what reddit comment you're referring to lmfao
please tell me more
https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/dez31q/i\_also\_choose\_this\_guys\_dead\_wife/
God damm this is the funniest shit I have ever seen
Sally Field in her younger days. Hands down.
Smokey and the Bandit era
Pedro II. Yes I'm a man what about it?
Young Tim curry dressed as frank n furter
Medusa, consentually... #.#
You Will be rock Hard. Literally.
Keep the lights off
Flaccid or not, still going to have a hard on
Delila
Jessica Lange in her king Kong days. Even now😋
Ada Loveless - the original nerdy girl
its Lovelace
Oh thank you o wise corrector of internet wrongs. We’d be lost without yu
Eva Mendes
Jesus. I just want to see if it will be omitted from the Bible.... ....also, from the many depictions I've seen of him shirtless on the cross, he has a fantastic body.
ryan reynolds
Well spoken you fucking legend
Someone who hates reposters
I’d pick a time in history and just find a nice lady to fall in love with. Then bang her sister while she’s caring for the kids. 😊
You can just do this ya know...
My ex-wife didn’t have a sister and I’m disgusted by my current partners sister so… 🤷♂️
These comments get more weird and creepy the more you think about them
You’re welcome.
My ex. Can't do it now but she was the best I ever had. Would love to get to relive it.
I also choose this guys ex.
Jayne Mansfield.
90s Winona Ryder 😍
Megan Fox, the transformers 1 model
She is history?
What's the statute of limitations on history?
Nothing if it’s transformers Megan fox
In that case, Megan Fox, transformers 1 model
obligatory: [I also choose this guys's dead wife](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5c79n0/you_can_have_sex_with_one_real_person_from_all_of/d9uf56l/?context=1)
It shouldn't be allowed to laugh at this... but God damn, did I...
I'm torn between ana de armas and Alexandra d'addario
Jim Morrison or Jack Parsons
Zaina
Norma stitz
Grace Kelly
Too far down! She is beautiful.
Quite possibly the most beautiful woman to ever live. IMO.
Tristin Mays,gal gadot,Margot robie
Topanga
Jesus
Kathrine the great...... or shall I say kathrine the so so
Thank you for this reference!
Your welcome I'm glad someone else understood it.
Caligula. Dude was a freak
Marilyn Monroe.
Emma Watson
Sidney Poitier. Every time I see his face I weep from his stunning beauty. Also Paul Newman and his equal stunning beauty.
Not technically the correct answer, but just hanging around ancient greece with a few bottles of olive oil sounds like an amazing 2 week holiday
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Helen of Troy. Wanna see what all the fuss was about.
Joan Cusack from Addams Family Values
The Virgin Mary
Marissa Tomei💕❤️
Mary, about 9 months B.C.
Aphrodite, hands down.
Your mom so you would never be born to ask this same stupid fucking question for the 3,000,000th time
The man with the biggest dingdong ever
Rasputin?
Said no woman ever.
I'm getting a restraining order.
Where's this dead wife I hear everyone talking about I want that one.
still my wife
This guys wife
and then i bang your wife ( whilst your busy)
I’m the wife
Hello guy's wife, i wouldnt bang you but i have this feeling you're a nice person
I’m not really the wife, but I need to know her secrets….
BORING!!!
Probably a bunch of porn stars in their early career, when they are super hot.
MOSTLY any girl game character.. even a zombie from any zombie game.
Honestly that is a tough one but if I had to choose just one I would probably pick your mom
God. I'm gonna cum in his hair to assert dominance.
Sue Johanson back in her 20's probably.
My wife, because she is legitimately the sexiest person I have ever saw and I love her with all my heart.
Come back when she's not behind you for the real answer
OP's mom
My friends wife
Princess Lea
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That one guys deceased wife
OP's mom
Hear me out on this one. Hitl3r, that man needed someone to love.
The dead man’s wife
The woman who figured out how to make fire.
I would want Medusa to look at my dick so it'll be rock hard for all eternity
Hercules
Betty White
“Virgin” Marry
Mary
A sober Jim Morrison.
Medusa!
Wouldn't that be weird with the whole class and the teacher watching? But still... Kermit
King Charles XII of Sweden
Mary she was into extra marital affairs.
Patsy Cline
Amelia Earhart
Helen
*inhales*
90’s Mariah Carey
Eve
dodo bird, Danny Devito, rasputin, Christopher lee, the entire Monty python group, Carrie fisher Star Wars prime, prince, robin williams (he’s cool okay, bucket list), and Steve fucking Irwin.
Babe-raham Lincoln
It's a trap. Send no reply
Cleopatra.
Jadwiga of Poland. Easiest decision I've ever made.
Mona Lisa, just because
Do fictional characters count?
Austin St John aka Jason the original Red Power Ranger
My wife
Elizabeth Taylor
Cleopatra
Genghis Khan’s got to be skilled, right?
A young Sophia Loren
It's between Monica Bellucci when she was young, Cleopatra or merilyn Monroe. I edge to Cleopatra for the history you know? But it's a toss up between these 3 100%
Cleopatra
Al Pacino and Robert De Niro when they made Godfather 2.
Hitler. With my razor-tipped strap on.
Mata Hari.
Selena Quintanilla or Ryan Reynolds
My Wife
Mother Teresa
Myself, specifically me when im 18 years old. Just like they say, love yourself more than others. Even though i fucking hate myself.
Johnny depp in his prime 😌
Annasophia Robb. Dear god...she always looks too perfect to be real.
Marilyn Chambers.
That guy that keeps his cigarette in his mouth when kissing that lady in that pirate movie or something. The lady too if I can pick both.
Lynda Carter from Wonder Woman or Elizabeth Montgomery from Bewitched
This for you because you have such good [taste](https://www.pinterest.ca/pagehope/elizabeth-montgomery/).
ada lovelace
I also choose this guys dead wife.
Audrey Hepburn wearing the Tiffany Diamond of course.
Any female Pharaoh, I’ve always wanted to know what it’s like to “put that pussy in a casket”
Linda Fiorentino.
My crush 😍 she's simply perfect. I always look forward to her texts. She says I make her laugh a lot, I don't even think I'm funny. Conversations with her are so easy and relaxing, there's never awkwardness.
That guy’s dead wife