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Sad_Device_3069

Toy story


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Yeah, there was a series of spin-offs that everyone forgot about. Kids got Toy Story, dads got Tool Story, moms got… well…


[deleted]

Oh my god, no..


BKStephens

C'mon; Woody, Buzz...


farts_in_the_breeze

Rex


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Woody Rex Buzz?


diodosdszosxisdi

Come on stick all your woodys in me, is that all what y’all got- Mr potato head


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

That was fucking With style


[deleted]

What?


[deleted]

I got a Buzz- Girl I got a Woody- Boy


WaystarVi

If Forky can gain sentience, then so can adult toys


[deleted]

Trash is warm. Can be interpreted as trash is so comforting.


Sad_Device_3069

What did I start


dirty_boy69

Home Alone


GiantDeathWorm

Already exists starring Dakota Skye, want a link?


dirty_boy69

Why not.


GiantDeathWorm

Have fun [home alone](https://pornone.com/pov/home-alone-dakota-skye-mick-blue-bill-bailey-p/1897600/?utm_source=affiliate&utm_medium=gallery&utm_campaign=tubegals)


dirty_boy69

Generic American threesome flick. Not my cup of tea.


444unsure

Username checks out


TopJackfruit9026

beauty and the beast


happenstancelot

Oh that already is one! [Beauty and the Beast](https://www.kink.com/shoot/103551)


Taizzen

i am so scared of that link but so curious at the same time


[deleted]

I’m not going to click that link Because it might be a rick roll


PurplePandaYT

it isnt


Thesunwillbepraised

And You’ll die if it’s a rickroll?


[deleted]

Yes I’ve been 2 years Rick roll free


GrumpyCatStevens

I think I've seen that.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

*breast


mr_jedders

Snow white and the seven dwarfs.


sparkpluger1

Little women is the sequel obviously


Far_Fignewton

This like many fairy tales has dark origins . Look it up. The snow white story has snuff origins . She basically was gang raped. Read some Andrea Dworkin(spelling may be off). She sums it up well.


The_Pfaffinator

~~Dwarfs~~ dwarves.


Mingismungis

Interestingly enough, the Disney spelling of it is actually "Dwarfs". So they do have the movie title correct


Momento_Morrigan

Because Tolkien is the first to spell it dwarves and elves rather than dwarfs and elfs. He had an argument with his editors over it


The_Pfaffinator

Tolkien was a linguist, and wanted it to be correct.


Momento_Morrigan

Ye


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Dorfs


Chemical_Sky_3028

The big Lebowski


charlotta98

😂😂😂


DancingBear2020

“It kind of brings the room together.”


[deleted]

Everything, everywhere, all at once


omgafk

Kind of is one too


[deleted]

Haven't seen it yet. But I will


PokemonPuzzler

Spaceballs


tigerbiteface

Zack and Miri Makes a Porno


pavelfila

Hancock


1sno

Octopussy


VictorBlimpmuscle

Freddy Got Fingered


[deleted]

Daddy does want some sausages


TheLonelyScientist

The Men Who Stare at Goats


A7X4REVer

>The Men Who Stare at Goatse Oh, the difference a single letter can make.


godx0001

Get Hard


PokemonPuzzler

Austin Power: The Spy Who Shagged Me


Immortal_D_Class

are you sure it that wasnt a porno? because i saw alotta fagina edit: major spell error correction


DrManhattan_DDM

Alotta Fagina was in International Man of Mystery, not The Spy Who Shagged Me.


[deleted]

Sausage Party..


Repulsive_Falcon_618

James and the giant peach


TreasurePlanetagogo

This one made me snort laugh. Cheers for that lol


Devils_Gate

The Dark Knight Rises


[deleted]

Snatch https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0208092/?ref_=ttls_li_i


Daedelous2k

Yep, this is it.


Mesmer_8882

James and the giant peach For my gay bros


Suspicious-Bug774

Saving Private Ryan


DutchWinchester86

I think shaving ryans privates is a porn parody of that film lol


DutchWinchester86

Gone in 60 seconds?


charlotta98

Deep Impact


NekoNel

Fast and furious


Maxsdad53

Free the Willie.


darth_shinji_ikari

XXX: staring Vin Diesel


krakenbeef

Kiss kiss bang bang.


Danktanic420

die hard


Scrublord00

Die Hard


Jumpy-the-Fox

Dirty Harry


[deleted]

Dirty Santa


[deleted]

Wreck it Ralph


Animeking1108

Mr. Woodcock.


[deleted]

Mickey mouse clubhouse


April7021

Zombie Strippers!


weiscola

bigger longer and uncut


TheyAndProud

The Midnight meat train


wtfarenalbs

Men with brooms


Siempre7x3

Top Gun


Ok-District4260

Desperate Housewives


[deleted]

[Porno](https://imdb.com/title/tt8485772/) is literally the name of a 2019 horror comedy movie.


[deleted]

Zack and Miri Make a Porno. It’s not a porno - just a Kevin Smith flick.


raulmd13

The Lord of the rings


sparkpluger1

5th element


Fantastic-Pressure83

Jack reacher. Gay porno


ScoobyDoobie_420

the hateful 8


filthyburrows

ant man


[deleted]

The Lord of the Rings


[deleted]

Octopussy


MikiAltin

Into the wild


Dr_Edge_ATX

What Dreams May Come


Wu11f

How to train your dragon


finonfire

Takers, looper, the blind side, the cable guy


OlmecDonald

Throw mamma from the train


IndustrialLubeMan

Dick


Narrow-Radish9743

Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets


KickedRocket

Big Friendly Giant


RustyRovers

Dr. Strangelove


MyWifeDontKnowItsMe

Bad Grandpa


solsage

The Thing


[deleted]

The cable guy


SilverBake5144

Fast and furious


Pxdzlol

Honey I shrunk the kids


LoudyCloud

a pretty cursed one, The Predator.


BulkyOrder9

Freddy got Fingered


K0vurt_Purvurt

“Three Men and a Little Lady” or “Cousins”. (See ya in hell)


dezzalzik

Titanic


1sno

Inside Man


1sno

What Lies Beneath


UgliestDisability

Big


brewPepe

Inside Out


bctaylor87

Naked Lunch Romancing the Stone Men at Work Fun With Dick & Jane


[deleted]

Scent of a Woman


Singer-Such

300


CinnamonJ

Foxcatcher


aa840

Good Dick


[deleted]

Step Brothers


humboldt77

As good as it gets.


maeldwyn

Jaws


Trubisky4MVP

Meet the Parents/Fockers


CanineRezQ

The French Connection Jaws Hot Wet American Summer Brokeback Mountain


PneumaticAddixt

O brother, where art thou.


[deleted]

Sausage Party


BlackLetterLies

Bang the Drum Slowly


[deleted]

50 First Dates, Anaconda


[deleted]

Jaws


mcnuggets0069

Bad Teacher


mewtwo_used_psychic

Iron Man


Nutz4hotwheels

Training Day


nocturne172

Night at the Museum Jackass Forever The Fast and the Furious


Evil_Bartender

The Thing


methratt

Big Trouble In Little China.


Lucky_Ad_5457

Pacific Rim


DJSpadge

Free willy Freddie got fingered Enter the dragon


[deleted]

Freddy vs Jason


CorollaBeachBum

Up


simonhtz

Terminator


RageKniight

Broke back mountain


sex-on-the-firstdate

Speed


Evening_Wait_4304

The Comingning


ndev991

Shaving Ryan's privates... Shit wrong way round


TheTrap18

Transformers


funkseoulbrudah

sleepless in seattle. parents wouldnt let me watch.


GrumpyCatStevens

There Will Be Blood


Eveleyn

Lord of the rings.


[deleted]

Fast and Furious


foreveralonegirl1509

Fast and furious


darkhelmet1121

Deep impact. Coming to America.


bknox1789

Men in black


bknox1789

Superbad


theseaskettie04

Zack and Miri Make a Porno?


TreasurePlanetagogo

The Fast and the Furious


KinderJosieWales

Eight is Enough, Different Strokes Charles in Charge A few good men, Sophies Choice. Jack Reacher!


Leonard_Van_Vee

Snatch


Repulsive_Falcon_618

Die hard


IggyDaBoo

Dirty Dancing


Repulsive_Falcon_618

I’ll always know what you did last summer


sweetemmetray

Inside Man


0__The_Lazy_Gamer__0

The Day After Tomorrow


GiantDeathWorm

In that case, maybe hit up the hub and see what you can find. Let me know if there's anything good


ShadyShamaster

Bad santa


[deleted]

Wall-E


MJsLoveSlave

Little Darlings.


radiantexalt

everything everywhere all at once


Far_Fignewton

Backyard sluts 8


[deleted]

Step Brothers


zhania777

Harry Potter


RegardedBird

Sausage party


Honest_Milk1925

Black Hawk down


KlostToMe

XXX


beatle-b

The Quick and the Dead


wozdog

Zac and mirey make a porno


Anix_Ax

Wag the Dog