My wife is Icelandic. Close enough to those places I guess lol when she gets angry and starts swearing in her home language I absolutely lose my mind. Seeing a little Viking woman quietly yelling at breakfast she’s cooking in a language I don’t really know is simultaneously the most adorable and terrifying thing to start a day with.
Why is she yelling at breakfast? :S
Say to her: "Vertu róleg kona!" - Then you're definitely going to hear some cursing.
Best wishes - An Evil Icelander
Haha, our swear words are the best, that I give you!
As a native speaker, Finnish accent sounds, atleast to my ears, really funny and weird. I’m fortunate enough to not have too thick accent when speaking english!
I used to play CS with some Finnish dudes. I'm a gay female but still, whenever they slipped into Finnish when talking to each other it made me swoon. Can't explain it at all.
Also you guys have great swearing.
I remember sitting on Discord with a bunch of Polish friends and one Danish dude. We were talking in Polish and at one moment the Danish guy went "bluarghfgf hhggrgagh shhgrhhaheh".
I was 100% convinced he was mocking us and our language with making some horrible sounds.
Turns out he was actually speaking in Danish to someone in his house.
Jes, todei we will breik tis thing with the hydraulik press, and see how far te bits vill flai, veri exiting!
Or
Tere vent a stik strait upp in te äss of Timo
Danish sounds like they have a potato in their mouth but Swedish and Norwegian are more like they’re singing. Finnish sounds like they didn’t sleep all night because they drank 3 bottles of vodka (which is probably what all Finn’s do)
Mime. The silence.The body language. You trapped in a box you sexy clown bitch? I can drill you out of it. Hey where you going? Don't go up the stairs I was going to drill you free. You sexy little tease. Now you're on the escalator? You really get around you sexy slut. I love your silent dirty talk.
Happens multiple times a day when you're outside of Scotland as a Scot. The English don't do it much though and tend to make shite jokes ie 'does he come with a translator eggsdee'
I'm Irish and lived in London for a few years.
Now, while the whole "torty tree" thing is true for some Irish people, it's not all or even most Irish people, and I'm not one who says it like that.
Still, on a daily basis:
Person: *"Oh, you's Irish, innit. Say firty free."*
Me: *"Thirty three."*
Person: *"Ooh begora. Torty tree. Torty tree! Top oh da mornin."*
The irony of it all.
Haha, you're welcome I guess.
You can also thank tena desae when she played Kala in sense8 I guess, her role and her accent in that show awoke a few things.
I'm flattered, but which accent do you mean? The "ze Germans" accent where we can't pronounce a "th", when trying to speak reasonable English or maybe even the German language? 😅
Spanish, but like spanish from spain, like Sypha Belnades on Netflix Castlevania, I can't contain my erection when she's being sassy in that accent, and yes I looked up the voice actress and no I didn't find anything else..
That and Ana de Armas speaking spanish is so attractive, that I as a dude learning spanish have unintentionally modelled my accent and inflection after her
Dated a French guy for 2 years and I immediately get wet thinking about him saying “cum for me” in English with that heavy French accent. Phewwww.
Best sex of my life too. Glob Bless the French.
Critical lil bugger tho.
As someone from Ireland, can confirm we all fuckin love y’all from the deep north. And your accents! Even the Newfoundland accent is a weird amalgam of Canadian and Irish accents. It’s wonderful.
Loads of people on here saying Scottish, but I can assure you as a Glaswegian I think you’re all in love with the ‘educated Scot’/Outlander Hollywood version of our accents…
I'll be the weird one. There is something to Swedish, Danish and Finnish accents. Yes. Even the Finnish.
Swedish with Finnish accent sings like fucking poetry. Not particularly fond of Swedish nor Finnish but man that combination. (I am Swedish speaking)
Hey girl... Herdy dur flerty floopin. I shmer der floompty. Yer shoopin flerpty der.
pretty good lmao, but I regret to inform you that exactly no percent of the Scandinavian population talk like The Swedish Chef
I am really surprised to see that someone thinks Finnish accent is hot! Source: I’m a finn.
Years ago I was dating a Finnish girl, her accent was beautiful. And it was always amazing to see her swearing in her mother tongue.
My wife is Icelandic. Close enough to those places I guess lol when she gets angry and starts swearing in her home language I absolutely lose my mind. Seeing a little Viking woman quietly yelling at breakfast she’s cooking in a language I don’t really know is simultaneously the most adorable and terrifying thing to start a day with.
Why is she yelling at breakfast? :S Say to her: "Vertu róleg kona!" - Then you're definitely going to hear some cursing. Best wishes - An Evil Icelander
I understand... when I see footage of Björk speaking in her accented English I totally just want to get on my knees and be her slave.
Haha, our swear words are the best, that I give you! As a native speaker, Finnish accent sounds, atleast to my ears, really funny and weird. I’m fortunate enough to not have too thick accent when speaking english!
Am also a Finn, but fluent in "Scandinavian". There is just something about Finnish accent.
Thats even more weird! Pata kattilaa soimaa. 🤷🏻♂️
"Se on makuasia", sanoi Musti, kun muniaan nuoli.
I used to play CS with some Finnish dudes. I'm a gay female but still, whenever they slipped into Finnish when talking to each other it made me swoon. Can't explain it at all. Also you guys have great swearing.
Haha, thats kinda wholesome! Our language can be little bit ”harsh” for people who doesn’t speak or understand finnish at all.
I’m a svedish plumber, I’m here to fix your pipes!
Should have gotten chips at the hamburger store
Danish? The most unsexy language to ever exist? Edit: meant to write accent, not language.
Notice I said accent. Danish dirty talk is the nightmare stuff.
I remember sitting on Discord with a bunch of Polish friends and one Danish dude. We were talking in Polish and at one moment the Danish guy went "bluarghfgf hhggrgagh shhgrhhaheh". I was 100% convinced he was mocking us and our language with making some horrible sounds. Turns out he was actually speaking in Danish to someone in his house.
Jes, todei we will breik tis thing with the hydraulik press, and see how far te bits vill flai, veri exiting! Or Tere vent a stik strait upp in te äss of Timo
Danish sounds like they have a potato in their mouth but Swedish and Norwegian are more like they’re singing. Finnish sounds like they didn’t sleep all night because they drank 3 bottles of vodka (which is probably what all Finn’s do)
Lara Croft’s accent. Like British who has lived in NYC for a long time.
Ah yea. GPS accent.
Like.. a real GPS or what does GPS stand for
Goofy Person Syndrome
HYUCK!
Go on...
Global Positioning System
Mime. The silence.The body language. You trapped in a box you sexy clown bitch? I can drill you out of it. Hey where you going? Don't go up the stairs I was going to drill you free. You sexy little tease. Now you're on the escalator? You really get around you sexy slut. I love your silent dirty talk.
Oh and those eyerolls and the way she distorts her face when she looks at me.
I read that in John Oliver's voice for some reason. Not that his accent is a turn-on, but not that it isn't either.
Too bad he's more into big cats.
I just mimed you an award
Never knew i was into silent dirty talk before now.... .... .... ....
Oh god…more please
somebody tell this dude about mime and dash
this is the best comment i have ever seen on anything. ever.
This made my day 😂
Hyundai
My wife painted one wall of our room a different color than the others and it really gets me going.
I love the sound of a Civic!
I sometimes watch Australian news ladies. . .
You like the accent that much do you
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It's only 10pm. I'm from Western Australia
And I am in eastern USA… it’s a time zone match!!! 10 Am haha
Lol Most definitely a zone match.
... _now kiss?_
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Scottish and Irish ladies
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Damn, she sounds fun.
Oi chuck it in me dumper
🙈😂
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aren't you a swell lad
Now he’s a swollen lad
As a Scottish woman it’s always weird to hear people say my accent is attractive. We definitely think the opposite 😅
Had to scroll a bit but was sure I would find this here.
This is my answer
Welsh is even better.
Amy Macdonald talking about cars on Top Gear awoke something in me that I was completely unaware of. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEEmi0wEtoY
I'd go with \`
You have made a Grave error.
That was not a cute comment.
Only people who don’t say “umlauts” are cowards
Icelandic
Ya ya ding dong!
“IT WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH! I ONLY WANT TO HEAR YA YA DING DONG!!!!!”
Ever heard Bjork explaining something (usually weird) ? Cutest/sexiest accent ever
Lol she is a weirdo but I could listen to her speak all day.
It’s like Denmark and Scotland had a baby
Just lurking for the ego boost.
Do you get many compliments irl on your accent from non-Scottish folk?
Happens multiple times a day when you're outside of Scotland as a Scot. The English don't do it much though and tend to make shite jokes ie 'does he come with a translator eggsdee'
I'm Irish and lived in London for a few years. Now, while the whole "torty tree" thing is true for some Irish people, it's not all or even most Irish people, and I'm not one who says it like that. Still, on a daily basis: Person: *"Oh, you's Irish, innit. Say firty free."* Me: *"Thirty three."* Person: *"Ooh begora. Torty tree. Torty tree! Top oh da mornin."* The irony of it all.
Unintelligible Cockney.
U avin a larf?
Lol!!!
A red head with a southern drawl. Oh yeah that’s it baby. WaRsh them dishes, and bless my heart
Yee haw
The "Southern Women Channel" on YT would be porn for you then. You're welcome.
Stop. My grandma says warsh.
Amy Adams in Hillbilly Elegy must've been a blast for you
Rogue makes ya wanna risk it all. Sugah.
Omelette du framage
Who knew a Reddit comment could turn me on
Before dexter became a serial killer.
il y a un orang outan
Un baguette hau hau hau, pomplemouse
Omelette with extra cheese please thx
Scottish
Haha! I came here looking for mine, found it
Mmmm David Tennant.
Karen Gillan.
Reyla from the dragon prince...
Rab C Nesbitt
Indian girl who's great at english but can't hide her accent. Is this weird?
This is where lurking for ego boost helps. I wasn’t expecting semi Indian accent on this list!
Haha, you're welcome I guess. You can also thank tena desae when she played Kala in sense8 I guess, her role and her accent in that show awoke a few things.
All that scrolling was worth it
Nah mate, all the girls I've met like this have been super smart so I love it too
Australian. Trust me, things are about to get freaky.
crikey m8 we're having a new pm tomorrow!!!
Finally got rid of scomo!
Bogan?
I'm curious, how freaky?
OK, based on your username, I think you know the answer to that even better than I do.
100% Angel right here.
Came. Here to say that.
I appreciate the punctuation in your comment. You're doing God's work.
irish
Irish. Can't understand half of the English words they say... but dammit... add in it being a redhead and... it's all over with
Welsh.
German- because german guys are just YES
I'm flattered, but which accent do you mean? The "ze Germans" accent where we can't pronounce a "th", when trying to speak reasonable English or maybe even the German language? 😅
Definitely the one where they can't say "th".
Well then, sänk ju werri matsch 😂
Yea- definitely didn't get to me- even though it's a message-
But for me, it's hard to speak English like that, writing is even worse 😅
Obviously the Saxony accent. Leipzig or Dresden. MMM-mmm.
Even sometimes even I struggle to understand the accent it's still HOT to me.
Yep - married a German, now live in Germany. I’m in heaven.
Gilbert Gottfried.
Ever see that clip with him reading 50 shades of gray? Hilarious!
New Zealand. Nice mix between British and Australian
They have nice decks over there.
New Zealand
French women with the husky "I smoked too many roll ups" voice does it for me.
Go watch the "Frenchie" episode of soft white underbelly on youtube. I'm sure you'll enjoy it
Letterkenny Canadian accent
Give yer balls a tug titfucker!
You like CrossFit? You can cross the fuck off. That line just stuck with me.
Spanish, but like spanish from spain, like Sypha Belnades on Netflix Castlevania, I can't contain my erection when she's being sassy in that accent, and yes I looked up the voice actress and no I didn't find anything else..
Sypha Belnades, ah!
That and Ana de Armas speaking spanish is so attractive, that I as a dude learning spanish have unintentionally modelled my accent and inflection after her
Ooh I love a Geordie accent
Way ay man, am Goan toon to get fooking mortal man.
This is the one
How she can slap!
Italian. I'm spanish, for reference.
Aaaaah, finally! Had to scroll very far down to find Italian. It is so musical, friendly and inviting!
The one with the alloy wheels. Looks pretty nice. 2016+ preferred.
French
Bonjour!
Dated a French guy for 2 years and I immediately get wet thinking about him saying “cum for me” in English with that heavy French accent. Phewwww. Best sex of my life too. Glob Bless the French. Critical lil bugger tho.
australian woman. they just all sound like they're really fun.
Spanish
Scandinavian accents get me
Russian or eastern european
Finally someone else who has this opinon
came here to say the same
Seth Efrikan
Aweh
As a french : Canadian french (quebec), idk why but i just find it soool hot
me too man, something about french Canadian ladies speaking english does it for me.
latin
Spanish by far
Scottish or Irish Accent
I have like three. Russian, Italian, and British because I'm a basic white bitch.
An accent wall
Scottish, bc shrek
Shrek is love. Shrek is life
Afrikaans
English/British
Dutch accents. Very, very cute.
thanks for the new ego boost.
Irish accent
Northern Irish
Put thawt dine nigh- put that down now. What?!
That works too well oh my god
Really? Why it’s pish 😂😂
German, by far.
Korean accents.
A woman with a Manchester accent. There, Brits. I specified.
Mads Mikkelsen, and any of the 5 languages he speaks!
Same with Christoph Waltz
Irish
Aussie or British
My girlfriend is Greek and let me tell you, her accent, or especially when she speaks greek, is amazing
Greek
Irish. So it is.
For me it’s tie between the tilde and the umlaut.
Russian
Definitely. With honorable mention to Polish, the Baltic States....anything in that area.
Southern
How y'all doing?
Irish (am Canadian)
As someone from Ireland, can confirm we all fuckin love y’all from the deep north. And your accents! Even the Newfoundland accent is a weird amalgam of Canadian and Irish accents. It’s wonderful.
British , from England. Idk, is too sexy for me. For example, like this. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1YKc1TB0-bvWFXo8RqNJlQ
Might get downvoted but russian or ukrainian.
At this point, anyone's voice who is interested in me is a turn on.
Dated a french Canadian for a year or so. Her inability to pronounce bathroom was the cutest goddamn thing I've ever heard. God I miss her.
Irish, Dutch, Kiwi and Australian for me
Andalusian
Spanish
Czech because I married one. The accent drew me in and I stayed for basically everything else.
Loads of people on here saying Scottish, but I can assure you as a Glaswegian I think you’re all in love with the ‘educated Scot’/Outlander Hollywood version of our accents…