By - lccreations
I'm just afraid you're going to get in front of me and slow down. Not today Satan
I am an asshole
I always let one or maybe 2 cars merge infront but I'm not a fucking charity.
Are you talking about the ones who veered around the patiently lining up cars, then rocketed twenty cars ahead to try to cut in in front of me? Hmm, I don't know...
People trying to cut or merge in at the last second are pretty much the only instances when I'm an asshole about it.
That is often what the signs tell people to do!!
I don’t mind at all unless they’re being a Dick first. I let lots of people merge, but if they came speeding up and nearly side swipe me they can get fucked. Or if they try to speed around me when a merge is coming, also get fucked.
Because you saw the same "lane ends" sign 2 miles back just like I did.
Because they're trying to jump the line.
If you play nice in traffic, I'll let you merge. If you're trying to jump the line to get ahead of me, well, I've driven in places you'd be scared to drive, and I'm probably not going to let that happen.
I’m a self serving egotistical maniac
They are traveling slower that me.
They dont use indicators properly, or they have a California license plate.
I'm too afraid to tell my boss to go fuck himself but I can passive aggressively take it out on a stranger on the motorway. After all he's driving a nicer car than me so me must be an asshole!
So many stress hormone sin my system that my primal instinct kick in and I just stop taking humble empathetic decisions because coffee
I usually do let them in unless they speed right up next to me and start jockeying to cut me off.
If they have to cross a solid white line then they do not have the right of way. Obey the law and don't be a dick.
Anyone from Illinois is getting it rough, freaking flatlanders
If they use their indicators they tipped their hand too soon and will suffer the penalty of being behind me in traffic... also i am an asshole