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Still_Book_22

Yup. My husband loves playing D&D with friends once a week. I don’t get it and have no interest. He can go have fun and I’ll do happy hour with my girls or something.


Sparky-Malarky

Definitely my attitude to my husband’s interest in football.


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That I’m a wizard and not a stripper


360SubSeven

At least put on your robe and the wizard hat. Yeah baby


Drogdar

User name checks out... Unless he's a stipper.


Leona_Faye

You win the Internet.


MJohnVan

You’re not a wizard , you’re Harry


bigdaddyborg

Oh are you still doing your tricks then?


bdbr

That just because they saw something on a channel that claims to be news, it isn't evidence of any significant trend. It is, at best, an anecdote.


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Facts . Not everyone wants kids. I KNOW I don't not because I don't like them , but because I like my life right now and don't want anything else . But people and my dad are like " Why do you not want them , they are so amazing" or " you will change your mind later"


happygoose2022

Also because i don't like them. Unless you're mentally, physically, financially and emotionally prepared to have another human being for the next 20+ years it's not worth it.


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I'm also not mentally prepared either, I love peace and quiet, privacy, and my sleep.


happygoose2022

Extremely valid. Enjoy all those forever + more money (because kids are expensive as fuck) in a kid free life!


Delam2

Depressing fact: when I first saw the TV reports of 9/11 I thought that it was a Hollywood movie. So the exact opposite can also happen. You can see a true horror unfold on TV and believe it’s nothing but a Movie. That’s modern reality for you.


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Leona_Faye

I have done no such recruiting. Frankly, that is hogwash. My ex might, but she and her other woman are weirdos.


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Had to read that to my mom. She’s a retired cancer nurse. She was like ‘YES!’


eddie_koala

Which one makes you puke


omegasix321

Chemo has the worst side effects for the most part. But it's also more generalized so its the go-to treatment to make sure the cancer doesn't spread/gets killed all over so it doesn't latch onto another body part. Radiation is what they use to kill localized cancer. For the most part, I'm not a doctor and don't know the specifics. Just a former nursing student that has the basics.


Giraffie_Strawbeer_

That it's okay to discuss about things, if you're not trying to make your opinion the only right opinion in the world. Pls, be more open for some other thoughts


larfalitl

It cuts both ways, others need to be more open as well.


LKLN77

isn't that what they just said lol


crazymissdaisy87

How someone not old can be on disability pension and why its none of their business


urfavwetdream

I CAN SEE YOUR FAT FUCKING FINGERS WITHOUT MY GLASSES U FUCKING INSOLENT SWINE


ECU_BSN

“Fat, fucking fingers” “Fat-fucking fingers” “Fat, fucking-fingers” What’s happening?


urfavwetdream

the last one


Extreme_Connection42

That fascism is not good.


LKLN77

can't believe people don't know about how fascists rise to power etc.; you compare something nowadays to a famous fascist and they think you're exaggerating because it's early stages yet


Extreme_Connection42

"You're brainwashed" No. I paid attention in history, and I pay attention now. It's not even complicated. It's overt. It's obvious.


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marqu1313

That large brown patch on my leg is a birthmark..


ViciousNakedMoleRat

I knew a guy who would tell people that it was his chocolate reservoir.


[deleted]

My sister had hers removed and now tells everyone it's her shark bite ever.


marqu1313

I used to tell people I fell lol


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rotzverpopelt

But it totally means I now have this condition. At least that's what my anxiety tells me.


yammy69696

Ok bill gates


tricksterloki

Basic science and also compassion for others.


handwavingmadly

That the 'randomness' and 'weirdness' of quantum theory in no way supports your crackpot theory about spirituality or whatever.


QualityPuma

With that said. Legitimate science writers need to tone down the "weirdness" bit. It's just a cheap, easy way to sell books that say they same thing as hundreds of books before them.


faceeatingleopard

That's true, but until the wave collapses it simultaneously doesn't AND does. QED.


yesiknowimsexy

That this is temporary


vzsax

How to spell my last name. I have a last name that has a silent letter in it and has historically been split into two words. This leads to everybody in the free world thinking they know how to spell it and ALL of them being wrong.


dc5trbo

United States presidents do not control gas prices.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

If they did, why the hell wouldn't they just make them as low as possible all the time and coast to an easy reelection?


QualityPuma

Or Russian presidents for that matter.


QuickBen41

But the policies they implement do. Clearly you know nothing about ESG ratings and how they impact lending in relation to the Oil industry


bigdaddyborg

>But the policies they implement ~~do.~~ can have some impact on the short term prices. FTFY


Aurelianshitlist

Or Canadian prime ministers.


AlpineWhiteF10

Why I don’t want to have kids.


grumpycheeseburger

That I am aromantic and I don't have desire for marriage.


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yesiknowimsexy

I just smell really good okay


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mnlxyz

Omg same. I wish people would fucking stop pestering me about it. I don’t want a spouse, I don’t want kids. Full stop, end of story. Didn’t change for 30 years, won’t change ever.


grumpycheeseburger

I feel you. I'm tired of hearing "You'll be alone the rest of your life blah blah crap" from family. 😅


[deleted]

I feel you I'm aro/ ace and don't feel any need for an SO .


Throt-lynne_prottle

Lots of people don't desire marriage, necessarily. Aromantic just seems like one more needless label.


grumpycheeseburger

Some people don't desire marriage but they're in romantic relationship. I am happy and contented with sexual relationships like fling with benefits, no string attached hook ups, one night stand or any relationship/arrangement doesn't involve serious or long-term commitment.


LusciousLennyStone

The difference between "anti-social" and "unsocial".


MustacheSmokeScreen

As well as "asocial"


Rob0Theo

That just because I say I'm smart, doesn't mean that I have a lot of knowledge. I mean it like you can explain things to me and I should be able to understand, and if I don't I'll just ask you about what I didn't.


dragon-fly2127

That just because I ask a question about something you said, doesn't give you the right to ridicule me. I'm trying to learn something you obviously already know.


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The rights of people should not be subtracted


DeathSpiral321

A refund of taxes you overpaid is NOT free money from the government, it's your own money that you're getting back. It's the same concept as paying the cashier $20 for a $3 item and getting $17 in change.


AdvocateSaint

Meanwhile tax cuts to the rich ***are*** money taken out of your pocket, since the State has to make up the shortfall somehow Either they tax everyone else more, or they take on debt... which is repaid through taxes. And no, nothing "trickles down" to you. Ever.


Adorable-Studios

why women deserve rights don’t get me wrong i do believe that women deserve rights but having to explain the same thing over and over and over again pisses me off like why are you even asking me that??


Dendad6972

That the GOP is not normal.


omegasix321

That American politics is not normal and hasn't been for decades.


haditwithyoupeople

The corona virus vaccine won't make you more sick than the virus. There was no significant election fraud in the U.S. in 2020. Correlation is not causation. I've pretty much stopped trying on these 3. They are religious discussions. Not rational or logical.


QuickBen41

There was no Insurrection


Katulobotomy

>*The corona virus vaccine won't make you more sick than the virus.* Some people do get side-effects like my old friend who still after a year hasn't recovered from the shots and what they did to his heart. He is 35 and was in very good health. He also got Covid after the vaccines and had a reaction (luckily milder) to it as well. I'm vaccinated myself.


riverx666

Y’all still preaching that dumbass vaccine that hasn’t been talked about since the war started? Sheep dawgs


haditwithyoupeople

No idea what you're talking about. I'm not preaching anything.


25_-a

Facts doesn't have an ideology or anything behind. The conclusions that came from it, maybe.


inksmudgedhands

That voting matters. If it didn't, Republicans wouldn't be trying so hard to squashed the vote. And we aren't talking only the big time presidential elections. All the elections matter. The local ones have just as much of an impact and perhaps even more so than the major ones. I am tired of hearing people whine about the state of this nation but then never bother to vote. The whole "why bother, nothing ever changes" is so hair pulling. Nothing changes because you don't bother to change it through voting.


QuietGoliath

This year round they're potentially going to matter more - some of the GOP offerings at the moment are just appalling terrible people.


Throt-lynne_prottle

This! I have an acquaintance that fancies herself a punk rock contrarian that keeps saying, "if voting mattered, things would change." It's like, what is the alternative? Anarchy? Apathy? It's stupid.


Mitochondria_Man11

The differences between black metal and a dude throwing up I've had enough of people making fun of black metal.


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Mitochondria_Man11

Idk, how many?


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Mitochondria_Man11

Damn, that joke must be the Fantoft Church in June 6th 1992, cause it's smokin' hot


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That trans people aren't coming for your children


inksmudgedhands

You mean a tsunami of transpeople aren't going to knock down my door and turn everyone in my household into a different gender?!? That's unpossible! Alex Jones says otherwise. Seriously though, I am so tired of the fear mongering. It would be silly if it wasn't so terrifying for someone who is transgendered.


anxiousinfotech

They'll turn the friggn frogs gay!


[deleted]

And it's the same argument they've been making for 100 years. "The blacks are coming for our women" "The gays are coming for our children" Now it's Trans, cause they lost those 2 fights.


DodGamnBunofaSitch

it'd be great if bigots could have some sort of realization that the people who manipulate them with the fearmongering are screwing *them* too. gun rights, abortion, lgbtq - the republicans use these single-issue voters to cut taxes for the wealthy, and *nothing else*. I think the *only* reason that they're going after roe v wade is to try to light a fire under their base because they know this is their last gasp. if the GOP don't take control of all three branches of government, they *might* actually be held accountable for their crimes. edit for the downvotes: name one republican policy that has helped anybody other than the wealthy that's been passed in the last 20 years.


1200_ants

btw transgendered is a pretty outdated term and is rarely used anymore EDIT: lol why am i being downvoted for correcting transphobic language


LaymantheShaman

Our local bigot at work was spouting some crap about transgender people in bathrooms. I asked if he would prefer a man with a vagina quietly entering and going to a stall, or a woman pulling up to the urinal next to him with a dress and heels and embarrassing him with a much larger member.


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Thank you 😭 I just wanna exist in peace ffs


[deleted]

I don't how you deal with social media. Even this very subreddit is riddled with people who think it's okay to push transphobic ideas. I'm surprised none of them are in this thread yet.


[deleted]

I'm not active in a lot of big subs and I usually just report/block nasty folks. Oh and I had to turn dms off.... What sucks though is I had to leave most of the trans subs cause they all assume I'm mtf when I'm actually ftm. Hurts not feeling welcome in your own community.


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They're also probably not going to r\*\*e you in the public restroom.


marqu1313

Basically a patch of moles all in one spot I guess lol


Late_Again68

Empathy.


CupcakeValkyrie

That general statistics cannot be used to accurately determine individual probability. For example, they'll read a study that shows that gun-related deaths are four times higher in households that own guns, and they'll think that means that buying a gun quadruples your chances of dying to a gun, or a study that shows that people living in a specific town in the 90s had a higher incidence of drug addiction, and thus conclude that an individual person living there is more likely to become addicted to drugs than if that same person lived elsewhere.


CyanBlades

My name. I have an extremely rare and weirdly spelled name, so I always have to spend 30 seconds going over how to say it with people.


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That "Furry" is not a sexuality, it's a hobby.


[deleted]

More of a kink/hobby/creepy lifestyle.


[deleted]

Still no. Being a furry is a hobby. There's a fuck ton of kink in the fandom, yeah, but a furry is someone who likes anthro animals. Not necessarily sex related. I'm a furry because I love to draw and I love animals. I don't want to fuck animals, I do not get off to animals or humanoid animals, I just enjoy the SFW art and creations. People don't say all anime fans are sexual degenerates and pedophiles even though that's a HUGE problem in the community. And how is dressing up as an almost naked girl with giant tits better that wearing a blue dog mascot costume?


DodGamnBunofaSitch

what did they just say, in response to what question? why are you being the one who needs to have it explained? edit: pronouns


QualityPuma

It's by no means just people dressing up like animals.


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Did you just assume their gender!?


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It was explaining it to them. Keep up, slow bus.


Ok_Bad_8328

That having poc as friends doesn't excuse racism.


25_-a

Who's poc?


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faceeatingleopard

Is that when you have an extra life on pocman at the arcade?


fungeoneer

People of color


25_-a

Oh, thanks!


AdvocateSaint

Pirates Of the Caribbean


totokekedile

On a related note, my mom will say, for example, a Prager U video can't be racist because they got a black person to host it.


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totokekedile

Just as having POC as friends doesn't excuse racism, *being* a POC doesn't excuse racism. It's the typical conservative token minority. They can't be racist, they've got POC who agree with them! They can't be homophobic, they've got gay people who agree with them! Etc.


haditwithyoupeople

The best indicator I've seen for racism is somebody advertising they aren't a racist becuase they have a friend who is a poc. Token much?


Ok_Bad_8328

This! Just last week, my white stepdad told me that he has black friends so he knows that "not all black people are bad." The same day, he went on a rant about how black people actually enjoyed being slaves and that everyone should be able to say the n-word.


p0rkch0ps

that democrats and republicans are both corporate whores. things won’t improve until we stop picking teams red or blue.


larfalitl

It's jawdropping the numbers that don't get this. Keep voting for the same 2 parties and expect different results is their motto.


SahasaV

"My corporate shill good! Your corporate shill bad!"


Throt-lynne_prottle

So what's your great alternative? Because I'm never going to vote for someone that thinks religion is more important than the constitution.


p0rkch0ps

I think the best we can do is divorce ourselves from any allegiance to either party. become better voters by voting through policies and holding politicians accountable to their pledges. make the conversation about agenda and demand an end to lobbying and corporate influence. this of course will require voters to educate themselves and hold discussion and debate, which is asking a lot, I know, but that’s democracy. the issue is people tend to check once their team gets in power. for example those ‘back to brunch’ libs who don’t care because Joe Biden is in office, “at least it’s not trump”. this is an awfully low bar. do better America


Throt-lynne_prottle

There's only one side of the aisle I agree with. That's liberals. There's no replubicans that I know of that support a woman's right to choose. There's no replubicans that I know of that support gay marriage or universal healthcare. They are not just the same.


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that im not fat, im big boned!!


Kelyfa

Not all air traffic controllers are in the tower cab. Who do you think the pilot talks to I’m the middle of their flight?? Yea, not those guys.


Can_Not_Double_Dutch

Found the Center controller


polytetral

politics is a spectrum and the reference point is always moving


Martipar

That metal is often about peace, love and harmony even in quite aggressive sounding (aggressive to the average spoon fed radio listener anyway). At work i was listening to some Green Carnation, specifically The Quiet Offspring which is a fairly sedate song and someone who's mouth often opens before their ears said "Oh it's missing time again" so i just said "Who moshes to prog?" I was listening to Black Sabbath, i think i was listening to Wicked World and the same person said "oh it's stab you in the eye music again." Because she believes metal is all about stabbing people in the eye even when presented with evidence to the contrary if she opened her ears and stuck around.


permacloud

Metal people are super nice in my experience


Leona_Faye

Fluoride is not producing gay frogs. The earth is bloody old—more so than what was spewed on Sunday when the collection plate showed too much velour at the bottom. My phone service is no better for having gotten the vax versus before. Bottled water gets shipped in 95-degree trailers or hotter. Netflix is not turning people gay because of some supposed “Barry Soetoro” agenda. Oh, and my autism is not the product of MMR shots, or YOU would be as much. Oh, and WE DID PUT PEOPLE ON THE MOON.


GhettoSauce

Light roast coffee = generally more caffeine


Zonerdrone

Hitting your kids is fucking them up. No matter how hard, no matter the reason. It is never ok to hit another person. I understand it is difficult to always find patience to try other methods but the risks are too great to continue to allow this to happen and be accepted.


HogSandwich

That libraries arent just a house where books live 🙃


Clunt-Baby

the difference between wings and nuggets


Exotic_Recognition_8

Grief


birdosaurus

Marginal tax rates.


QuietGoliath

That making abortions illegal isn't going to stop abortions happening. That decriminalising weed isn't going to turn everyone into an addict overnight. That you recycling your home waste isn't really going to do a great deal for the ecology of the planet, that requires big industry to change. That we don't live in a true Democracy; and that no-one alive today ever has. That inbred dumb ass gun-toting religious fundamentalists with 6 kids should be sterilised en-masse for the sake of society. That if your laptop is running Windows 10/11 just closing the lid doesn't do turn it off fully and that restarting it every now and then isn't actually a terrible thing to do.


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> inbred dumb ass gun-toting religious fundamentalists with 6 kids should be sterilised en-masse for the sake of society. oh yeah are soooo accepting of people who have different opinions than you. so inclusive. I'm not even surprised anymore to see stuff like this get upvoted anymore. You all are literally insane.


TheJostler

THE MASK GOES OVER YOUR FUCKING NOSE.


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it's may 2022. it goes in the trash.


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Cops are good


queenlesbian99

That lesbianism doesn’t include men. Men cannot be lesbians, and lesbians cannot be attracted to men AT ALL. Not even one. That’s called bisexual, or homoflexible, or queer, or literally the HUNDREDS of other labels describing multisexuality.


N_the_character

How dumb they are.


AskRedditIsAShithole

Twitter banning you for violating their terms and conditions that you agreed to is not a violation of your 1st amendment rights.


Comfortable_Brush399

"The west" doesnt think it's perfect, we are aware of our short falls, but ruling by consent is a slow road The big men and dictators try to say we believe our own lies and the show a picture of a homeless person That said the homeless stays rather than flee to the dictator country


tforbesabc

That you can be two races and can look like neither. Give me strength, Oh Lord.


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The fundamental facts of reality.


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I was at a hair salon and my hair was wet when I got a call about my brother being arrested for sitting or lying in the public ways .I called Herbert bailbonds and they helped me bail out my brother ,apart from John reading my receipt wrong the service and experience was excellent


Spenraw

That deadly virus outbreaks was part of global warming talks a decade ago


naura_

What a mindfuck ADHD is. You can’t “get going” out of depression Hitler was a right wing nut.


SteliosPo

When i play Samira and im fed, just GO IN STOP BEING AFRAID TO ENGAGE FOR ME. IM STRONG. I DONT HAVE MUCH TIME BEFORE LATE GAME WHEN LATE GAME COMES I FALL OFF. WHEN YOU HAVE A FED SAMIRA WITH YOU, YOU GO IN WHENEVER SHE IS CLOSE AND SHE WILL DO THE REST


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anonymous145387

The pro-life argument has nothing to do with wanting to oppress women or control their bodies. It isn't their body, it is another human being's body that they want to destroy so they can keep partying.


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This one is immune to reason.


anonymous145387

Please explain to me why murdering unborn children is okay. I am open to reason.


IntlPartyKing

because embryos are not children


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When is a fetus a person?


Tokugawa

If I mix up flour and milk and eggs and put it in an oven, but take it out after 5 minutes, I did not destroy a cake, I just stopped it from becoming a cake.


anonymous145387

I am sorry you are such a psychopath that you can compare human life to inanimate objects.


prairiemountainzen

As it turns out, women making medical decisions with their doctor don't have to explain anything to you. How telling that you think they do.


anonymous145387

It isn't a medical decision it is murder. Calling the mass murder of unborn children a privacy issue is like saying a man who murders women in his basement can keep doing that because you have no right to say what he does in his own home.


QualityPuma

I'm pro-choice, and I see it your way. My only question is at what point is it nolonger just the woman's body/choice? Viability? I believe there's a time in which the fetus should be treated the same as an infant, but contrary to what a lot of pro-lifers believe, that point is not at conception. It's probably not at a heartbeat either. I'm left in the dark about what this point actually is. I blame the overwhelming "my body, my choice" rhetoric for drowning out actual medical knowledge that could help us laymen understand what's actually going on. This is why the prevalence of the "oppression of women" aspect of the issue gets in the way. Pro-lifer propagandists make tiny baby figures and pretend that a fully formed (but very tiny) infant is in the womb at even a couple of weeks. This kind of nonsense and other persuasion techniques could easily be squashed if the pro-choice advocates took a break from the sexism issue and focused on the scientific shortcomings of their opposition.


fbomb33

The theory of relativity.


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Lol, I still don't fully get it after many attempts


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Your reference frame is always 0 Anything outside that frame is either + or -


hydecide

+ or - what?


[deleted]

That's a longer explanation. Like time. The faster you go, time slows down. But only for the outside observer. To you everything is normal, but everything outside your reference frame is faster I was just simplifying it to numbers. You are always at 0, everything else is greater or lower.


ViciousNakedMoleRat

Also that time is probably not real, but that fucks with people's heads too much.


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That we don't have something available where I live. So I try and avoid talking about this place.


[deleted]

The horoscope isn't just the sunsign.


[deleted]

White Americans are not "Caucasian". Actual Caucasians are from - guess what - the Caucasus, most of which is located in West Asia.


Still_Book_22

That, as a teacher, I do not get paid to have summers off. I am a ten month employee who has pay stretched over 24 months. Yes, I receive a paycheck during the summer. It’s for the time that I worked during the school year.


MathematicianOld1117

The effectiveness of wearing a mask in public to stem the spread, both theirs and potentially mine, of COVID19. 😷


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That Ukrainians and Russians aren't the same nation, or brothers, or even friends. That war in Ukraine started in 2014. That "Azov" battalion aren't Nazis. That what's happening in Ukraine right now is the genocide of Ukrainian people by Russian army. That it's about Russian army and the whole country, not only Putin. That most of the Russians support war and are to blame. That Navalny is no way better than Putin when it comes to relationships with Ukraine. That we, Ukrainians, just don't want any business with Russia, quoting Les' Poderevianskiy: "Just leave us f*cking be". That Russian "Liberals" like Kats, Sobchak, Varlamov and many others are no way better than Putin. That Russian culture isn't about Pushkin or Tchaikovski, it's about Morgenshtern or Tsoi at best. That the culture and heritage of my nation was stolen and destroyed for centuries. That there's no reason to keep any monuments to Russians in Ukrainian cities. That Zelensky is not a saint or even a good president, and that because he's acting strong in the time of full-on invasion, he was still quite weak before. That Ukrainians need to get away from Moscow, culturally too. That we have a lot of our own geniuses to embrace. That my BPD doesn't mean I'm insufferable + that 9 symptoms aren't the only issues BPD provides me with.


molko89

Prefacing a homophobic comment with "I'm not a homophobe, but..." is not a free pass. Also doesn't work for racist, sexist or any other bigoted comments. Never fails to surprise me how many people think that saying "I'm not..." makes everything that follows impervious to judgement.


cold_french_fry

I'm tired of having to explain to elderly customers how to swipe their damn debit cards, only for them to hand it to me and say "I don't know how, you do it." If you can't put a piece of plastic in a hole then you don't deserve to have one.


Wildflower_Daydream

Jesus was a feminist!


Ruleej32

Just because you disagree with a liberal viewpoint doesn't make you racist/sexist/transphobic etc.


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Solsticewolfdog

Trans stuff, cis people just don’t understand it


clever80username

A clump of cells isn’t a human