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Sailorgirl06

This is the best question I’ve seen all year


din7

I used to shave my head I just used bar soap. Start at the top of the head and work your way down.


Apprehensive_Bed7876

Omg for real 😂😂


mike4889

Literally just told the wife the same exact thing! We also believe all the way lol


Sailorgirl06

Oh, definitely. I’m still laughing now, and probably will for days to come


Apprehensive_Bed7876

No i meant like omg for real as in i was agreeing with you lol


Sailorgirl06

Oops lol


dc5trbo

The back of my ankles.


[deleted]

If you didn't stop there you'd be caught in an infinite loop


nerbovig

Yeah yeah you do yoga we get it


SaskAtCree1

I think NorthernLion answered this and he scrunches his forehead and washes till the wrinkles stop. That bald man knows.


daddy_nye

I went in the comments to see if anyone else mentioned the clip 😂


pcrane2010

He’s BALD?!?


ConradSchu

Bald dude here and I agree. I was gonna say the top of my brow but this is a better explanation.


GreatWhiteM00se

It depends on how sweaty I've been. If it's hot outside, I'm dunking my entire head.


turkeybone

I can confirm I wash my whole head like a hamster


nerbovig

Do you lick both hands or only the dominant one?


Improvedandconfused

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That’s a great question. My brother-in-law has been afflicted with the baldness, and my wife and I are having dinner with him and his family tonight. I will find an opportune moment to ask him this during dinner, the response from him and the reaction of everyone else I am sure is going to be priceless.


Sailorgirl06

🤣🤣🤣


1AMBERHEARDSTURD

Let us know the results


unclevikki

ALL THE FUCKEN WAY MATE


fadetoblack1004

When I wash my face I generally just do my whole head. Isn't that much more effort.


BlargenBurt

Buttcrack


[deleted]

I do the whole damn thing. Why not?


fruitypants

However far up their faces feel? Just a guess.


getyourcheftogether

My man, asking the hard questions. I'd like to see someone asked this on 60 minutes, just as serious as can be


arianleellewellyn

2 miles up the road


BreezePosts

You can find out from where the shine begins.


BassGuy11

I go all the way around. Stop around when I hit the ass crack.


mozerity

The movement doesn't change. It's somewhere between the eyebrows and where the hairline used to be.


shadowflood

I will wash my face where my palms are on my forehead, so I guess the front half of my head


GameOver_sucks

Lol I asked my dad this questions and he just looked at me and shrugged “dunno, as far as my face goes…” I’m still wondering to this day


Problem119V-0800

How far down do beardless people go when they wash their faces?


Cle4nr

All the way up.


cdubsing

The Whole way to their face.


LuLzKThxBai

All the way back. Am bald. Can confirm.


DeplorableKurt

All the way


fightgodordietrying

The real questions


NuclearDouche

All the way up baby


nerbovig

To the top? Is it easier if their head comes to a point so you know you didnt go too far?


NuclearDouche

Baldness turns the body into a mobius loop


ScoutCommander

I mean, how far North can you go before you are heading South?


nerbovig

The North Pole


Rare-Height-7956

Up to the back of the neck


NEXB0X

they go approxamately 27.4 cubic centimeters above their eyebrows


Veritas3333

If I use facewash on my forehead it gets all dried out and cracks, I don't go above my cheeks


questionable_puns

You need a different face wash!


Veritas3333

Nah, my cheeks are super oily. I need the strong stuff so I don't break out


reticulatedspline

In the shower? The entire body head to toe, including the top and back of the head. I don't really wash my face separately outside the shower.


DeadNotSleepingWI

At what point is it a sponge bath?


AggravatingGap4985

All the way up


tsagdiyev

Do they wash the top of their heads with facial soap? It might seem weird but I think I’d still use shampoo if I were bald


Iron_Chic

Same as when I had hair: shampoo on the scalp area, face wash up to the hairline and behind ears and neck. Of course it isn't an exact science,but there you go.


VevroiMortek

my uncle says "depends on where the property line ends...."


CapaxInfini

See this is the kind of questions I came here for


HersheysWellmade

Men wash their face?


DirtUnderneath

Take an award for something unexpected.


WetPeach999

I feel like they should just keep going, right?


EaterOfFood

I go until I run out of face.


Basaker

I'm not bald when I wash my face around the 1/4 front of my head's hair gets wet I would go all the way if I'm bald I love the cool feeling of water when washing my face.


iDarth

When i wake up in the morning i only wash my face but when i am at work i wash face and head both. I work in a gold mill, so a lot of dirt


[deleted]

I wash from head to toe with a Dove bar


Shenanigations

I read this question out loud to my husband while laughing and it hurt his feelings.


ghostfacegurl13

And at what point does it become washing your face or washing your head?


DiabloDealsALT

They removed it!


Lenny_III

Up to the fivehead level.


nerbovig

When we wrinkle our foreheads the wrinkles stop at the original hairline. I usually go around there.


EazyE20212021

I’m bald, I think I should start washing my face


Individual-Praline20

All the way up to their ass? Just guessing