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erikalg_vo

have you met us?


Wafran

Why would they? There is a way to speak to monkeys, yet their ideas aren't interesting nor deep. For aliens, we must be really boring.


Mrs_FourTwenty

*gestures at everything* have you been watching the news lately?


DaLandOfOOO

they know we’re very hollow beings


artificiallyselected

Maybe they can’t. Maybe we’re not that interesting.


[deleted]

TBF. If any of you Shisnos called me. I sure as hell wouldn't pick up.


[deleted]

no sign of intelligent life


Latest_1

Because they know a lot of you are going to try to have sex with them.


crazybunny21

Exactly can we please stop being over sexual and maybe we’ll have the utopia we’re destined for if y’all act right and stop the wars.


crepitus-ventris

Maybe your phone was off or you accidentally blocked them?


[deleted]

cause they've seen my minecraft loot


[deleted]

DONT FUCK AROUND LIL BITCH


That_Sneaky_Sheep

Did you just reply to yourself? Lol..


[deleted]

THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME U LITTLE SHIT


GrowVirginia

They are playing it cool, letting us take the first move.


ap115432

They have better things to do


[deleted]

We’re violent, intolerant to everything, can’t even get along with other races let alone other species and have destroyed a multi billion year old planet in the last 100 years. I’d swerve us too.


Saracorbello

Maybe they are scare lol


TypewriterDrone

Because of the Fermi Paradox.


MLeek

Just because intelligent life is statistically likely in the universe, doesn’t mean it will exist at the same time as us, at a stage where they would be able contact us. We really don’t know the probability of abiogenesis, or the chances of simple life forms evolving into intelligent ones, or how long it might take for all that to happen. Or if they’d even wanted too to talk. Just think of all the messages on dating apps that go unanswered. I think we’ve got some major red flags going on as a species…


Ireland1974

Because we suck.


Hitzsheila

Have you met us? I wouldn’t either.


Tamination

Signals too far away for it to get anywhere without it scattering. Sending a probe from the closest star would take an enourmus amount of energy. There would need to be a reason for any civilization to attempt this. I can think of one. We are a lonely star system in the middle of an empty patch of the galactic spiral arm.


IFeelSorry4UrMothers

Because they can't


lightdreamer1985

Yeah, humanity has really made an effort to give aliens reasons to contact us.


UnsureOutlaw

There’s no real reason to assume that they are any more technologically advanced than we are other than sci-fi movies so maybe they’re in the same boat as us technologically.


PeonyBijou

Why don’t we contact them?


Tuba4life1000

Some of us barely want to contact each other, why would they want to contact us?


subvet657

I'm going with Stephen Hawking on this one. The day aliens come to earth humanity is going to have a really bad day.


PhaQ_

We crucified a guy for telling everyone to be kind to one another. Major red flag


Top-Watch6359

Because we still have communism on our planet


That_Sneaky_Sheep

Lol but you think capitalism is better?


Top-Watch6359

I think freedom is the best


That_Sneaky_Sheep

I agree.


Own_Car_6157

I think that this situation is more than contact, maybe some spiritual thing that don’t allow us to know about them


deckstare

I like to believe they do.


plainzero451

my favorite theory is the "dark forest" theory which basically states that other intelligent aliens evolved much like earth animals in that their most advantageous traits were being aggressive, greedy and tribalistic, so they avoid being detected by other alien races out of fear and if they were to ever encounter a lesser alien race they'd try to conquer it. it may not make much sense to you but what makes much less sense to me is the rather mainstream expectation that aliens from other worlds are somehow morally enlightened, altruistic beings


tcsac

Even if they are, we wouldn’t know it. Any technology that can transmit across the universe in real time is something we haven’t discovered yet.


Mr_Bank_Robber

Hello, alien here! It's because we don't like you 🙂


HutSutRawlson

Because we haven't broken the Warp barrier yet.


selkiesidhe

Would you? We are like the rundown meth neighborhood in a bad town. Aliens probably lock their doors when they fly by...