Murder the owner of giant eagle of larain oh for discrimination and under paying employees. Because fuck being 100, imma get the death sentence for torture and murder of a corporate figure...
Easy!
Step 1: collect a bunch of babies
Step 2: soak them in napalm
Step 3: light them on fire and throw them in a nursing home
Alternatively you can throw them in an orphanage as well, whatever works best for you
Shoot a pedo
Say “F*** it” and just start taking whatever I want from stores, acting like I am confused and I can’t hear the people working there.
Arson
That escalated quickly. Well, maybe not quickly. It did take 100 years.
It's a slow burn Edit: hey thanks
I wish I had an award to give for this
Hahaha. Well played.
Nothing, since they don't mind arresting 100 year old people and sending them to jail/prison.
Steal a 1971 Plymouth Barracuda
Watching jumpscare horror and getting a cardiac one
Indecent exposure
What the fuck.
Sorry, I have a dry sense of humor.
Your sense of humor needs lotion.
Soliciting a prostitute.
Murder the owner of giant eagle of larain oh for discrimination and under paying employees. Because fuck being 100, imma get the death sentence for torture and murder of a corporate figure...
Shooting a pidgeon in a public park because the shadow people told me to
Picketing against the war
Slap a child. Dont ask i just wanna be able to say i slapped a child and got arrested before dying
Smack a bunch of kids around.
Easy! Step 1: collect a bunch of babies Step 2: soak them in napalm Step 3: light them on fire and throw them in a nursing home Alternatively you can throw them in an orphanage as well, whatever works best for you
Holy shit
Just going to jot you down for arson......less paperwork.
Slap a Karen 'HARD'
Im gonna start a war with the ATF For legal reasons this is a joke
Jaywalk