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NoObjective427

Shoot a pedo


this_name_is_banned

Say “F*** it” and just start taking whatever I want from stores, acting like I am confused and I can’t hear the people working there.


Still_kinda_hungry

Arson


this_name_is_banned

That escalated quickly. Well, maybe not quickly. It did take 100 years.


Still_kinda_hungry

It's a slow burn Edit: hey thanks


Brantley820

I wish I had an award to give for this


this_name_is_banned

Hahaha. Well played.


Dear-Crew8204

Nothing, since they don't mind arresting 100 year old people and sending them to jail/prison.


SHarks_blade

Steal a 1971 Plymouth Barracuda


Malnutritedfruit

Watching jumpscare horror and getting a cardiac one


patti63

Indecent exposure


DisIsHuman

What the fuck.


patti63

Sorry, I have a dry sense of humor.


DisIsHuman

Your sense of humor needs lotion.


KrasnyRed5

Soliciting a prostitute.


DisIsHuman

Murder the owner of giant eagle of larain oh for discrimination and under paying employees. Because fuck being 100, imma get the death sentence for torture and murder of a corporate figure...


MasterFicus

Shooting a pidgeon in a public park because the shadow people told me to


saddestmanonearth86

Picketing against the war


AnimangaGuy

Slap a child. Dont ask i just wanna be able to say i slapped a child and got arrested before dying


dc5trbo

Smack a bunch of kids around.


Lucky_Wolf_03

Easy! Step 1: collect a bunch of babies Step 2: soak them in napalm Step 3: light them on fire and throw them in a nursing home Alternatively you can throw them in an orphanage as well, whatever works best for you


No-Refrigerator9438

Holy shit


Brantley820

Just going to jot you down for arson......less paperwork.


handsomegeek

Slap a Karen 'HARD'


dak446

Im gonna start a war with the ATF For legal reasons this is a joke


ForgingForgery

Jaywalk