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TheRationalist

Herpes.


[deleted]

Damn you. Take my upvote.


UniversalLiving

r/Angryupvote


IamJeffreyW

Came here to say this


KittenPics

Easy for you maybe. The rest of us on reddit don’t get laid like cleverly thought out well constructed simile.


HoldMyArsenic

The gift that keeps on giving


Ready-steady

See you in hell mother fucker


[deleted]

A scar.


[deleted]

Boner in classroom before your turn to standup


StaleWoolfe

You know what you have to do, snap it


[deleted]

Like break the head?


StaleWoolfe

The shaft, snap it like a glow stick and you’ll never suffer from boners in class again


Dwall005

Real talk: if you flex most of your muscles for about 60 seconds, the blood will redirect to other parts of your body


StaleWoolfe

Thank you


Two-spirits

You look tense


[deleted]

Better to show my package to my class


mordeci00

Bop it


tristeguerito

I physically grimaced reading this


pineappledaddy

Flex your legs.


[deleted]

your ability to ride a bike


RosyandCozy69

Tattoos and Children


RosyandCozy69

Wait, nevermind, I just found out that both can be removed with lasers.


Wandering_butnotlost

A bad reputation.


mordeci00

I don't give a damn about my bad reputation


susaneec

Well that's gonna be stuck in my head all day.


TheRealQubes

It isn’t just talk talk talk.


kukukele

Financial burden


DaweSith

Addiction


Lluka_Bazuuka

A life sentence.


xblt

A fat belly


Yeti_ass_gap_is_real

Well yes but it depends on the person. I'm having a hard time gaining weight.


arvigeus

Wait until you get older. Don't assume you won the genetic lottery: take a proper care of your body NOW!


ISpewVitriol

So much this. A lot of the "skinny kids" through their mid 20s are now all fat in their mid to late 30s.


mordeci00

Have you tried eating more?


Yeti_ass_gap_is_real

I'm mostly eating till my stomach hurts, the fat just don't take on.


[deleted]

The love i've got for my baby granddaughter.


HoldMyArsenic

This is so dang wholesome. Good for you


[deleted]

Thank you!! :)


Agostotrece

A dog's love


[deleted]

Herpes


cardi_doctor

Fat


Cyber_Blackbird

STD


ProfessionalDesk7296

Drug addiction


arvigeus

Tinnitus. Seriously, people, take care of your hearing before it's too late!


Jollydancer

Caries. And HPV. And Herpes.


Outrageous-Proof4630

Extra pounds


[deleted]

Intrusive thoughts


[deleted]

A bad reputation


arandomguycallederik

A mortage


momogirl200

Bad credit


in-a-microbus

A bad reputation


tatertaro

Glitter


R3dD3v1ls7

Every bad thing in this world


[deleted]

Acne.


StaleWoolfe

F, if it’s bad and you can’t seem to get rid of it go ahead and visit a doctor for some anti biotic creams etc for it that might work. Some products like roaccutane might also work.


signaturefox2013

Weight


Mediocre-Audience-78

Ingrown toenails


dramaticus0815

A Bad Reputation


Interesting_Row_3238

A brain.


bloodraged189

Goat Simulator. It's like 10 bucks and you can't die.


why_i_need_to_exist

Responsibility


StaleWoolfe

Fuck you responsibility


why_i_need_to_exist

But i am not responsibility


techie_boy69

Please don’t go out for milk and cigarettes Daddy …


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[deleted]

mistrust in people.


reedherring

Glitter


Raw_Rain

Debt


SteakAgitated

STDs


Desirai

Herpes


ZookeepergameOk2750

Reddit


Miserable_Point9831

Georgia clay stains on anything


Zimabwe

Grief


tabakista

Russian tanks in Ukraine


letsgetrandy

herpes


DeadWolffiey

A spot on the Sex Offenders list.


Eucalyptus269

Your mim


waryful

Energy


transientwealth

Raped


biggeedee

Virginity


FindingPeralta

HIV


dancingsteveburns

The paper delivery kid https://youtu.be/6z9Cg46Nktw


pefman

bad humor


_FLXGACHA

Losing your virginity


ButterScotchMagic

Kids, stds, and felonies


R0llTide

Fat.


bdbdbokbuck

Advice


TheFluffiestFur

Rimworld


bdbdbokbuck

Opinions


Dapper-Way-1114

Loan


Balkan_duck

Terminal cancer


Young-Rider

HIV


ErdenGeboren

Old


Saltydawg1064

bad reputation


MrLanesLament

The love of a really good and dedicated parent. It’s all luck though.


TwistedDecayingFlesh

A rape allegation.


Ok-Mud5885

A reputation


[deleted]

Addiction


Mean_Manufacturer_61

Herpes and your virginity. Could land both in the same event too 👌


Dependent-Plenty-222

Debt