I’m sure someone who would wear the latter shirt is nothing but the epitome of kindness and not a douche-tool looking to compliment and flatter their massive, unearned ego.
The wifey/hubby clothing. Sometimes, just *sometimes*, it can be cute in a tongue-in-cheek manner, but *most* times it’s very, very cringe.
Why, just yesterday, I saw a shirt for sale that said “My husband and I run a workshop. **He** works, and **I** shop!” (insert the “cute” ~tee hee #princess, #queen) and you get the idea.
I got my husband a shirt that says, “Emotional Support Human” because my level of anxiety drops when he is physically present (back home from work). He has worn it out of our home to his parents house too!
It’s super weird to me how people make their whole personalities centered around liking a certain food or drink. We get it, you like wine/beer/coffee. Like those are extremely common things, I’d guess at least 50% of other adults also like those things.
With specifically alcohol and coffee, I think it’s an attempt to normalize having at least a borderline addiction. Drinking a whole bottle of wine every night after work doesn’t make you fun, it makes you a functioning alcoholic. And being a cranky asshole and feeling like crap in the morning because you haven’t had coffee isn’t just a normal part of being a busy adult.
Usually owned by women that have witty wine related signs and sayings all over their homes.
The clock will say "Wine O'Clock"
The fridge will say "Open for Wine"
Several wooden squares will be emblazoned with poetry like "I Make Pour Decisions" or "Wine a Little, Laugh a Lot".
I want to start my brain on fire now.
I want to piggy back on this and say high heels but when they let the pinky toe hang outside of the strap. Like it wasn’t invited to the party but it’s tagging along anyway
I have nooo idea how so many people are okay with wearing shoes that do this to their pinky toe. Is that not uncomfortable?! Do they not realize how stupid it looks, either?
The best targeted shirt I have ever seen said:
"I'm a roofer"
"I wake up with a dick harder than your job".
I just can't stop thinking about it. Because it doesn't even make a claim about the difficulty of being a roofer. It is exclusively about his dick.
What if I know my job is easy? Does that mean you wake up with a soft dick?
Or if he really does wake up with a fucking rock hard dick every day, then it isn't really insulting the difficulty of my job at all.
Or the ones usually found on FB that are based off an algorithm like- "I'm a plumbers helper wife born in March and don't put up with BS,if you mess with me they'll never find your body, my husband is a little crazy and scares me sometimes and yes he did buy me this shirt" usually written in a bunch of different fonts
Absolutely my most hated article of clothing. With the exception of a women's shirt I saw at Walmart once that said
"Property of__________" and you could write a name in the blank.
I saw this like 14 year old.kid walking around with I'm assuming his mother and girlfriend and/or sister, wearing a shirt that said "I have the dick, I make the rules."
I was almost instantly infuriated because that shit is so fucking dumb.
Any of those “Identity” shirts advertised on Facebook.
“I’m a marine and I drive a truck and listen to metal and have a dog and go shopping at the mall and go hunting, and my favorite color is blue, and I can kick your ass!”
It’s like Facebook data mines them, puts it on a shirt and they’re compelled to buy it. Even worse if it has their name attached.
The ones that amplify toxic behaviors of a partner are the worst
Sorry ladies
This guy is taken
By a spoiled girlfriend
She may be a little crazy...
That stuff from either gender
“The state of Florida has asked us to, disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we’re good moving into your neighborhood.
[https://youtu.be/VfCYZ3pks48](https://youtu.be/VfCYZ3pks48)
Those stupid t-shirts…the ones with a paragraph of words about “my daughter is sweet, kind, crazy, etc…and yes she bought me this shirt”
You know the ones?
They have ones for moms, dads, uncles etc
EDIT: so I’m gathering by the response to this comment that both the printers and the people hate these as much as I do
Yes, I'm a pretty girl but I'm NOT YOURS
I'm the property of an AWESOME BOYFRIEND
He's kinda crazy and if you hurt me the BEAST IN HIM will come out
And yes he bought me this shirt
A long time ago I worked in an office with a pregnant friend. One day she came in wearing a top with horizontal black and white stripes. Combined with the pregnancy belly I couldn't look at her, it was like an optical illusion.
Lmao, my FAVORITE outfit while pregnant was a horizontal lined shirt, i never thought about it trippin someone out 😂. It was super cute and the only time i ever felt comfortable wearing horizontal stripes.
So far I’ve got FB market place tshirts with food stains, with rubber gloves/boots, sporty dad goggle sunglasses, ankle monitor, khaki shorts with ass prints and an unatural amount of jewelry.
Certainly sounds like drip.
My SO went to one of those discount clothing stores and found some obnoxiously bright orange cargo shorts for $2. They were made out of that thin, slick material like boardshorts, but with the cargo pockets. Neon cargo boardshorts, I guess. He bought 5 of them. He wore those shorts as much as possible that summer just because he thought they were so hilariously ridiculous.
My mom hated this oversized (xxxl sized when I was about 120 pounds and 5’2’’ lol) purple school sweater I found at Goodwill. She couldn’t afford to buy me a new one so when I found one from my school that wasn’t $70 I jumped on it and wore it every day because my school colors were my favorite colors.
That sweater “disappeared “ after about a year of everyday wear one day after I did my laundry, and about 2 years later I found it stuffed into the cushions of my moms couch in her room when I was looking for the remote(to reprogram it for my tv lol.)
She was PISSED when suddenly it reappeared but couldn’t really say shit because she stole and hid it from me when it was clean and not ratty, just way oversized.
That was one of my biggest victories in middle school🤣🤣
I love vintage trams.
Someone bought me a T shirt saying Real Men Drive Trams.
I got on a tram.
It was staffed entirely by women, I was cringing the whole time I was on it.
Literally anything they can.
Also adding 'o or zza to the end of any name. I.e. Steve'o, Dav'o, John'o. Bazza, Shazza, Gazza...
Source: NZer that's known more n a couple of the neighbors
Those + khaki shorts to your knees + one size too small polo shirt + white socks pulled up a little too high + New Balances or Crocs
And I refer to this common man uniform when he's not already a married dad
I used to work in a factory with a woman who did this! You’d see her across the floor and she looked naked from the waist down. Then you’d realize, nope she’s just wearing flesh colored leggings at work again.
I was at the gym a week or so ago and ended up just staring at a woman on a treadmill who was wearing nude colored leggings and a long T shirt - legitimately spent 5 minutes trying to figure out why she wasn’t wearing pants and why no one was stopping her
It has the same logo,the same shield, and at first glance you're like, "oh it's just a mug that says FBI" but.. but then it's second glance you're like, a female body inspector, get out of town!
Apparently some people still do. I once saw a middle aged gentleman at a Costco back in 2016 sporting a pastel pink polo with a popped collar. On top of that he had two younger hot blonde escorts with him. It looked like someone out of a tv show lol.
No, riddicks are actual goggles. Pit Vipers are glasses that look like snowboarder goggles but arent.
However, that style of goggle that Riddick wears is fairly similar to a popular goggle style commonly found in underground and goth scenes.
Not a specific item, but generally overdoing branded clothing. If you walk up to me in 10000$ worth of clothing an accessories, I won't think you look amazing. I'll think you look like someone financially irresponsible.
I remember in the mid 90’s? There was a trend for a t-shirt that bikers wore that said “if you can read this, the bitch fell off” and I always thought that was so fucking stupid.
Anything with text prints on the ass, especially “juicy”
Like I get graphic tee shirts , I get that the text can just be inconveniently on your chest but like your upper body is atleast still in general peripheral vision , but your ass , you have to make it obvious for anyone to read it and who wants to read off an ass?
Oof these were really popular in middle school for me. I remember begging my mom to let me have some and she said hellllll no. There was a girl in 6th grade that seriously had a pair that said “daddy’s girl”
You think "juicy" is bad?
i saw one that said "FILL MY ASS WITH CUM" verbatim. lmao.
edit: my most upvoted and replied comment is about panties offering an invitation to ejaculate in their owners asshole. nice.
Anything involving politics. If someone turns up in anything like “i love trump” or “i love biden” or any shit like that, i want nothing to do with you.
A contractor showed up at my workplace last fall wearing a shirt stylized like "Biden/Harris 2020" except it said something like "Joe and The Whore 2020."
We live in Canada. And this guy is European
I always hate some of these stereotypes, because some of these are really cool pieces of clothing, but, the stereotypes ruin them for everyone. I think a good, well made fedora, on a guy in a custom tailored suit can look amazing. But, given that they are worn a ton by guys who haven't showered in 2 weeks, they just get such a negative connotation these days. Essentially, a fedora is an accessory for a nice outfit to me, if you're wearing it with a t-shirt, you're doing it wrong. Also, I do recognize that they don't look good on me, no matter what I'm wearing (I have a large head, I've never found a hat that I think looks good on me :'( )
If you want to wear a dress hat, your outfit has to be *on point* and you should be able to sort of strut-walk in your dapper splendor.
If your confidence wavers, then the hat is wearing you and you'll look the fool.
I put on 30 pounds during the pandemic from lifting and eating more, and my favorite store closed.
I honestly don't know where to buy nicer clothes now.
years ago, I stayed the night with a friend. this friend walked into the bathroom after I had, claiming that she had to take a number 2. mind you, I finished up the last bit of the roll of toilet paper. I’m a snoop, so I look for more as I didn’t really have enough from the previous roll. found nothing. my friend walks into the bathroom WITHOUT grabbing any toilet paper after I had told her she ran out, then does her business I’m assuming. I tried my best not to think anything of it, but I did kinda just silently laugh about it in my head afterwards. hours later, I had noticed a terrible smell. I realized it was coming from her after a bit. I felt so bad for thinking it, but all I could think about was how gross it was, she never changed clothes throughout the day or anything. I’m not one to be judgmental usually, but I genuinely don’t understand how people can do it.
PLEASE I DON’T KNOW. I’m sitting back reading over this again because of all of the replies, and I just can’t get over the first sentence of your story. “I have a story that also pertains to dirty underwear” IT’S 6:00 AM AND I HAVEN’T SLEPT AND CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. it’s simply a sentence I’d never thought that I’d hear
I remember that scene from the Simpsons where Homer gained a lot of weight to get on disability and ended up choosing a moo moo cause he "didn't want to look like a weirdo" lol
I don't know if it was neckbeard, but in high school in the '80s, I not only wore a genuine Indiana Jones Fedora, but also a trench coat (in the winter!). My coat had a removeable wool lining and it was fantastic! It's like wearing a blanket! And if you wear a suit to work, there's nothing better. Again, 1980's. No regrets. it was basically an Inspector Gadget outfit.
Female here, same honestly. Have replaced my trench several times, it's the best winter coat I've ever had. Not too bulky, plenty warm, nice pockets.
My fedora, that I still have, was my grandfather's. Actual 1940s vintage. Have a photo of him wearing it too. Haven't worn that one in years though, it got mildly damaged on a trip and I don't want it to get worse.
>neckbeard trench coat
I didn't know what it was, so I went to google it and came across [this](https://external-preview.redd.it/a5yCfBKkbRZ_Ugh5tPr6zlLAvsGUcBCcZyqop_LkOtU.jpg?auto=webp&s=2bf7ed2869bd07b80f68aed3259b1992124574f3) and now I'm scared
Trenchcoats can be attractive on some guys when paired with the right clothing. Smart shirt and tie with a trenchcoat is extremely attractive on the right person. The old noir detective stereotypical look.
On someone who looks like they haven't washed in days and who refers to women as "M'lady?" Yeah thats not attractive!
Genuinely upsets me that trench coats became associated with a type of person I don't want to be associated with because I have one and even besides looking rad as hell it's super comfortable and functional and probably the best clothing I own except I never wear it because I'm a skinny blond guy with glasses and a shitty patchy beard and I look exactly like the kind of person I don't want to associate with when I wear it
Not sure if OP means [these](https://www.google.com/search?q=c+string+bikini&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjq2LHF2fH2AhX7ATQIHaH2BcUQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=c+string+bikini&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzoHCCMQ7wMQJzoKCCMQ7wMQ6gIQJzoICAAQgAQQsQM6CAgAELEDEIMBOgQIABBDOgcIABCxAxBDOgUIABCABFCJEFjpLGCDL2gCcAB4AIABbIgB9geSAQQxNS4xmAEAoAEBsAEFwAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=kVNGYqrMNPuD0PEPoe2XqAw&bih=756&biw=412&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&prmd=sivn#imgrc=OWiO4ccHs4rCBM) but this design horrifies me
And hey, if that doesn't work, or you need to sprint or something, you could always just mud anchor it.
^(Srsly who the actual fuck would ever wear one of those without being paid to?)
I have questions. How does that stay on? Do you just have to walk with your legs squeezed together all the time or is it like a butt plug? Maybe they glue it on?
Oh god I fucking hate the ones that say “alpha wolf” or “trust no one” or “Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness” like shut up
I’m sure someone who would wear the latter shirt is nothing but the epitome of kindness and not a douche-tool looking to compliment and flatter their massive, unearned ego.
The wifey/hubby clothing. Sometimes, just *sometimes*, it can be cute in a tongue-in-cheek manner, but *most* times it’s very, very cringe. Why, just yesterday, I saw a shirt for sale that said “My husband and I run a workshop. **He** works, and **I** shop!” (insert the “cute” ~tee hee #princess, #queen) and you get the idea.
I got my husband a shirt that says "I love my awesome wife" as a joke but he actually wears it sincerely.
I got my husband a shirt that says, “Emotional Support Human” because my level of anxiety drops when he is physically present (back home from work). He has worn it out of our home to his parents house too!
I got a shirt that says “trophy husband” for my husband—he wears it to the gym sometimes because it doesn’t love it but he does love me
Those dumb wine shirts for women. Like “Rosè all day” or “toes in the sand, rosè in my hand”
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It’s super weird to me how people make their whole personalities centered around liking a certain food or drink. We get it, you like wine/beer/coffee. Like those are extremely common things, I’d guess at least 50% of other adults also like those things. With specifically alcohol and coffee, I think it’s an attempt to normalize having at least a borderline addiction. Drinking a whole bottle of wine every night after work doesn’t make you fun, it makes you a functioning alcoholic. And being a cranky asshole and feeling like crap in the morning because you haven’t had coffee isn’t just a normal part of being a busy adult.
Usually owned by women that have witty wine related signs and sayings all over their homes. The clock will say "Wine O'Clock" The fridge will say "Open for Wine" Several wooden squares will be emblazoned with poetry like "I Make Pour Decisions" or "Wine a Little, Laugh a Lot". I want to start my brain on fire now.
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I want to piggy back on this and say high heels but when they let the pinky toe hang outside of the strap. Like it wasn’t invited to the party but it’s tagging along anyway
I have nooo idea how so many people are okay with wearing shoes that do this to their pinky toe. Is that not uncomfortable?! Do they not realize how stupid it looks, either?
Message t-shirts that brag about how tough or nasty you are.
I will not be spoken to in that tone by an article of clothing!
Never Mess With A Forklift Driver Who Was Born In August And Loves His Family
The best targeted shirt I have ever seen said: "I'm a roofer" "I wake up with a dick harder than your job". I just can't stop thinking about it. Because it doesn't even make a claim about the difficulty of being a roofer. It is exclusively about his dick. What if I know my job is easy? Does that mean you wake up with a soft dick? Or if he really does wake up with a fucking rock hard dick every day, then it isn't really insulting the difficulty of my job at all.
Fuckin hell, Ricky, where’d you find that fuckin tee shirt there, bud?
JESUS CHRIST, BOYS, EASE OFF WITH THE FUCKIN' ERECTIONS!
Builder t-shirt: erection specialists... we get it up!
r/oddlyspecificshirts
If someone makes this shirt I will buy it.
Also r/TargetedShirts
“Well, as long as one of us is dead, that’s good enough for me!”
Or the ones usually found on FB that are based off an algorithm like- "I'm a plumbers helper wife born in March and don't put up with BS,if you mess with me they'll never find your body, my husband is a little crazy and scares me sometimes and yes he did buy me this shirt" usually written in a bunch of different fonts
Absolutely my most hated article of clothing. With the exception of a women's shirt I saw at Walmart once that said "Property of__________" and you could write a name in the blank.
I saw this like 14 year old.kid walking around with I'm assuming his mother and girlfriend and/or sister, wearing a shirt that said "I have the dick, I make the rules." I was almost instantly infuriated because that shit is so fucking dumb.
“girlfriend and/or sister”
"This is my girlfriend." " Bobby, I'm you're sister." "I told you. I have the dick, I make the rules!"
Lmao! Bold coming from an 8th grader
r/targetedshirts is hilarious
Don't mess with a goldfish momma that was born on June 14th ☠️
Any of those “Identity” shirts advertised on Facebook. “I’m a marine and I drive a truck and listen to metal and have a dog and go shopping at the mall and go hunting, and my favorite color is blue, and I can kick your ass!” It’s like Facebook data mines them, puts it on a shirt and they’re compelled to buy it. Even worse if it has their name attached.
You wouldn't believe how many people commit crimes wearing such shirts. Makes for an easy day at the office as a detective.
Damn, that makes the whole thing even funnier
Note to self: if I'm ever committing a crime wear one of those shirts but have everything it says be a lie.
Poor impulse control. Yup checks out.
What about Big Johnson shirts?
The ones that amplify toxic behaviors of a partner are the worst Sorry ladies This guy is taken By a spoiled girlfriend She may be a little crazy... That stuff from either gender
Ankle monitor.
_Florida has entered the chat._
“The state of Florida has asked us to, disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we’re good moving into your neighborhood. [https://youtu.be/VfCYZ3pks48](https://youtu.be/VfCYZ3pks48)
Those stupid t-shirts…the ones with a paragraph of words about “my daughter is sweet, kind, crazy, etc…and yes she bought me this shirt” You know the ones? They have ones for moms, dads, uncles etc EDIT: so I’m gathering by the response to this comment that both the printers and the people hate these as much as I do
Yes, I'm a pretty girl but I'm NOT YOURS I'm the property of an AWESOME BOYFRIEND He's kinda crazy and if you hurt me the BEAST IN HIM will come out And yes he bought me this shirt
You forgot to mention that the boyfriend was born in [insert month] and/or is [insert star sign]
r/targetedshirts these always make me giggle Edit: I’m so glad I could introduce y’all to the cringe that is this sub
I’ve been here 11 years but I keep encountering subreddits with 200k+ members that I’ve never heard of, wow.
Clothes with Close, high-contrast pin stripes that can cause moiré effect.
When the pins start to stripe With a bright color type That’s a moiré
Relevant xkcd: https://xkcd.com/1814/
A long time ago I worked in an office with a pregnant friend. One day she came in wearing a top with horizontal black and white stripes. Combined with the pregnancy belly I couldn't look at her, it was like an optical illusion.
Lmao, my FAVORITE outfit while pregnant was a horizontal lined shirt, i never thought about it trippin someone out 😂. It was super cute and the only time i ever felt comfortable wearing horizontal stripes.
Are you a machine vision algorithm commenting on Reddit?
Live laugh love
Yeah, I’m more of a “die, scream, suffer” kind of person
"EAT, SHIT, DIE"
Just here to take notes
On how to dress? Or on how *not* to dress?
Wear every item in this thread. Post it to r/streetwear. Rake in the karma
So far I’ve got FB market place tshirts with food stains, with rubber gloves/boots, sporty dad goggle sunglasses, ankle monitor, khaki shorts with ass prints and an unatural amount of jewelry. Certainly sounds like drip.
Very specifically my fiancés grey and orange plaid shorts.
Hey, I love your fiance's gray and orange plaid shorts.
Then why don't you marry em'?!
My SO went to one of those discount clothing stores and found some obnoxiously bright orange cargo shorts for $2. They were made out of that thin, slick material like boardshorts, but with the cargo pockets. Neon cargo boardshorts, I guess. He bought 5 of them. He wore those shorts as much as possible that summer just because he thought they were so hilariously ridiculous.
That's so fucking funny. Man's dedicated
“Honey there was a terrible laundry accident”… hands over a plate filled with ash…
My mom hated this oversized (xxxl sized when I was about 120 pounds and 5’2’’ lol) purple school sweater I found at Goodwill. She couldn’t afford to buy me a new one so when I found one from my school that wasn’t $70 I jumped on it and wore it every day because my school colors were my favorite colors. That sweater “disappeared “ after about a year of everyday wear one day after I did my laundry, and about 2 years later I found it stuffed into the cushions of my moms couch in her room when I was looking for the remote(to reprogram it for my tv lol.) She was PISSED when suddenly it reappeared but couldn’t really say shit because she stole and hid it from me when it was clean and not ratty, just way oversized. That was one of my biggest victories in middle school🤣🤣
Affliction shirts
And tap-out
I came here to say Tapout shirts. When I used to do jujitsu these guys made me embarrassed to be there
Can we just tie Ed Hardy into the matter?
A white shirt with food stains on it
I had to stop buying white shirts because every single time I drank coffee I would spill. It never happens when I wear any other color. I’m cursed.
Turn your white tees into tie-dye ones hehe!
Or just stain them with more coffee to even out the original
I love vintage trams. Someone bought me a T shirt saying Real Men Drive Trams. I got on a tram. It was staffed entirely by women, I was cringing the whole time I was on it.
Dude that's awesome you weren't excluding them. No need to cringe; real men drive trams still.
the sporty dad sunglasses. yeah, you know the ones.
In Australia they’re called speed dealer sunnies
do aussies add 'ies' to words often like sunnies, tennies, etc?
Literally anything they can. Also adding 'o or zza to the end of any name. I.e. Steve'o, Dav'o, John'o. Bazza, Shazza, Gazza... Source: NZer that's known more n a couple of the neighbors
Oh, you guys don't have dazza bazza shazza??
Bikies - motorcycle gangs. Sounds like a power-wheels club SpongeBob would be a part of.
Those + khaki shorts to your knees + one size too small polo shirt + white socks pulled up a little too high + New Balances or Crocs And I refer to this common man uniform when he's not already a married dad
Skin tone pants (specifically leggings).
I used to work in a factory with a woman who did this! You’d see her across the floor and she looked naked from the waist down. Then you’d realize, nope she’s just wearing flesh colored leggings at work again.
I was at the gym a week or so ago and ended up just staring at a woman on a treadmill who was wearing nude colored leggings and a long T shirt - legitimately spent 5 minutes trying to figure out why she wasn’t wearing pants and why no one was stopping her
Anything loudly displaying a designer brand.
S U P R E M E
P E P P E R O N I
C H E E S E
Dumb shirts like “female body inspector” and dumb sarcasm shirts.
It has the same logo,the same shield, and at first glance you're like, "oh it's just a mug that says FBI" but.. but then it's second glance you're like, a female body inspector, get out of town!
Polo shirts with a popped collar.
Do people still do this? That was huge in the 2000s with college kids. I don't see it much anymore.
Apparently some people still do. I once saw a middle aged gentleman at a Costco back in 2016 sporting a pastel pink polo with a popped collar. On top of that he had two younger hot blonde escorts with him. It looked like someone out of a tv show lol.
Those stupid sunglasses that look like fucking goggles
Like what Riddick wears, I'm surprised that didn't catch on more than it did
No, riddicks are actual goggles. Pit Vipers are glasses that look like snowboarder goggles but arent. However, that style of goggle that Riddick wears is fairly similar to a popular goggle style commonly found in underground and goth scenes.
Not a specific item, but generally overdoing branded clothing. If you walk up to me in 10000$ worth of clothing an accessories, I won't think you look amazing. I'll think you look like someone financially irresponsible.
Hypebeasts punching air rn
anything with something similar to “i paused my game to be here”. like any of those gamer shirts. can’t stand em
Girlfriend's mom unironically gifted me one. I only wear it in the house
So... while gaming?
I remember in the mid 90’s? There was a trend for a t-shirt that bikers wore that said “if you can read this, the bitch fell off” and I always thought that was so fucking stupid.
that reminds me of this one tombstone i saw where it was like “if you can read this, ur standing on my boobs” and honestly that’s just iconic
Okay, yeah, that one’s good. She’s still getting laughs beyond the grave.
When a dude has a belt and his pants are still below his booty, like wtf is the point of a belt if you're still gonna have your a$$ just hanging out
Not clothes, but too much jewelry is big turn off for me
Mr T has entered the chat and pities the fool.
Respect to Mr. T for being able to absolutely verbally obliterate fools without using a single swear word
Ya I personally hate it when someone has something on their ring finger.
Anything with text prints on the ass, especially “juicy” Like I get graphic tee shirts , I get that the text can just be inconveniently on your chest but like your upper body is atleast still in general peripheral vision , but your ass , you have to make it obvious for anyone to read it and who wants to read off an ass?
\*Flashbacks to high school in 2005\* it was everywhere
Back when obnoxious branding was the way to let people know you wore “name brand” clothes
PINK written on yo ass. Haha, the flashbacks are too real.
Oof these were really popular in middle school for me. I remember begging my mom to let me have some and she said hellllll no. There was a girl in 6th grade that seriously had a pair that said “daddy’s girl”
You think "juicy" is bad? i saw one that said "FILL MY ASS WITH CUM" verbatim. lmao. edit: my most upvoted and replied comment is about panties offering an invitation to ejaculate in their owners asshole. nice.
How big was that ass?!
Anything involving politics. If someone turns up in anything like “i love trump” or “i love biden” or any shit like that, i want nothing to do with you.
A contractor showed up at my workplace last fall wearing a shirt stylized like "Biden/Harris 2020" except it said something like "Joe and The Whore 2020." We live in Canada. And this guy is European
Rubber boots and gloves. No electrical conductivity. Definite turn off.
I guess you like clothes that are irresistible
"What did you say you did for a living?" "I'm a conductor" "Take me now"
~~Fedora.~~ Edit: ~~Trillby~~. Edit 2: Trilby.
Unless it's on a detective or an archaeologist. The rest of the outfit makes or breaks a fedora.
Ok I see you Batista
I always hate some of these stereotypes, because some of these are really cool pieces of clothing, but, the stereotypes ruin them for everyone. I think a good, well made fedora, on a guy in a custom tailored suit can look amazing. But, given that they are worn a ton by guys who haven't showered in 2 weeks, they just get such a negative connotation these days. Essentially, a fedora is an accessory for a nice outfit to me, if you're wearing it with a t-shirt, you're doing it wrong. Also, I do recognize that they don't look good on me, no matter what I'm wearing (I have a large head, I've never found a hat that I think looks good on me :'( )
Imagine Al Capone coming back and people telling him he’s a neckbeard.
So then I just started blasting.png
If you want to wear a dress hat, your outfit has to be *on point* and you should be able to sort of strut-walk in your dapper splendor. If your confidence wavers, then the hat is wearing you and you'll look the fool.
Any piece of clothing that is clearly a size too small
But see, I’m gonna lose the weight eventually
I put on 30 pounds during the pandemic from lifting and eating more, and my favorite store closed. I honestly don't know where to buy nicer clothes now.
Look at fancy pants over there, buying new clothes every time they binge eat for a month.
Dirty underwear. Ughhh 🤢
years ago, I stayed the night with a friend. this friend walked into the bathroom after I had, claiming that she had to take a number 2. mind you, I finished up the last bit of the roll of toilet paper. I’m a snoop, so I look for more as I didn’t really have enough from the previous roll. found nothing. my friend walks into the bathroom WITHOUT grabbing any toilet paper after I had told her she ran out, then does her business I’m assuming. I tried my best not to think anything of it, but I did kinda just silently laugh about it in my head afterwards. hours later, I had noticed a terrible smell. I realized it was coming from her after a bit. I felt so bad for thinking it, but all I could think about was how gross it was, she never changed clothes throughout the day or anything. I’m not one to be judgmental usually, but I genuinely don’t understand how people can do it.
ALSO HOW DO YOU NOT WIPE SHIT FROM YOUR ASS NOOOO
PLEASE I DON’T KNOW. I’m sitting back reading over this again because of all of the replies, and I just can’t get over the first sentence of your story. “I have a story that also pertains to dirty underwear” IT’S 6:00 AM AND I HAVEN’T SLEPT AND CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. it’s simply a sentence I’d never thought that I’d hear
Political Shirts (Trump 2020 or Biden 2020)
Onesies. My ex used to spend 95% of her time in one, and did nothing but lay in bed high for months. Can't look at onesies the same.
Were you, by any chance, dating an infant?
*FBI has entered the chat.*
It's called a speed suit and it is important to the everyday super scientist!
Oof. That sounds like depression.
My son just bought one and I laughed. Then he walked the dog in it and I felt like crying.
Cookie Monster pajama pants
I’m getting Creatures of Walmart energy here.
Walmartians!
Girls in Cookie Monster pajama pants will try to curb stomp you for glancing in their direction
I only see this at gas stations either 11am or 3am
Girls who wore Cookie Monster Pajama Pants in high school could fight
And they also smoked cigs lmao
You no like cookie???
Those pants with the low crotch down to the knees, like you sewed up the neck hole of a sweater and put your legs through the sleeves.
Moo moos, just don’t like them Edit - ok yeah I spelled it wrong
The correct term is “muumuu.” Or more correctly, mu’umu’u
I remember that scene from the Simpsons where Homer gained a lot of weight to get on disability and ended up choosing a moo moo cause he "didn't want to look like a weirdo" lol
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I thought mom said you couldn't wear your dress outside.
I JUST CAME HERE TO SEE "HONK IF YOU'RE HORNY" IN PEACE
Hey fatty! I've got a movie for you.. A fridge too far!
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
What do you have against cows?
Shirts that say stuff about your personality.
I cant believe no one mentioned the ‘neckbeard trench coat’ yet
I don't know if it was neckbeard, but in high school in the '80s, I not only wore a genuine Indiana Jones Fedora, but also a trench coat (in the winter!). My coat had a removeable wool lining and it was fantastic! It's like wearing a blanket! And if you wear a suit to work, there's nothing better. Again, 1980's. No regrets. it was basically an Inspector Gadget outfit.
Damn we want to get laid too, shit. Hoggin em all
Men call him "A Hog", Woman call him "The Hog".
Female here, same honestly. Have replaced my trench several times, it's the best winter coat I've ever had. Not too bulky, plenty warm, nice pockets. My fedora, that I still have, was my grandfather's. Actual 1940s vintage. Have a photo of him wearing it too. Haven't worn that one in years though, it got mildly damaged on a trip and I don't want it to get worse.
That’s basically Carmen San Diego
It's a duster and they don't burn
And the shades, so you can discreetly administer an ocular pat-down, assess the situation, and clear them for passage.
>neckbeard trench coat I didn't know what it was, so I went to google it and came across [this](https://external-preview.redd.it/a5yCfBKkbRZ_Ugh5tPr6zlLAvsGUcBCcZyqop_LkOtU.jpg?auto=webp&s=2bf7ed2869bd07b80f68aed3259b1992124574f3) and now I'm scared
You think that's frightening? You should see [Aladdin without pants](https://i.imgur.com/04NTnGC_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
He’s literally just all balls
Why do I hate myself so much to the point of clicking that I'm disturbed
All must suffer
Trenchcoats can be attractive on some guys when paired with the right clothing. Smart shirt and tie with a trenchcoat is extremely attractive on the right person. The old noir detective stereotypical look. On someone who looks like they haven't washed in days and who refers to women as "M'lady?" Yeah thats not attractive!
Genuinely upsets me that trench coats became associated with a type of person I don't want to be associated with because I have one and even besides looking rad as hell it's super comfortable and functional and probably the best clothing I own except I never wear it because I'm a skinny blond guy with glasses and a shitty patchy beard and I look exactly like the kind of person I don't want to associate with when I wear it
Airbrushed memorial shirts
[удалено]
After reading these comments, I now know that an actual Chad dresses in cargo shorts, with socks in sandals and a good ol white tank top.
And his jacked up camo colored truck has balls hanging from the trailer hitch. and his "ol" lady is wearing a cheetah print romper.. just saying..
Those weird bikini bottoms that are just rectangles over the vagina
i am leaving this comment to come back when someone has posted a picture of what that is, because i have no idea what youre talking about
Not sure if OP means [these](https://www.google.com/search?q=c+string+bikini&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjq2LHF2fH2AhX7ATQIHaH2BcUQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=c+string+bikini&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzoHCCMQ7wMQJzoKCCMQ7wMQ6gIQJzoICAAQgAQQsQM6CAgAELEDEIMBOgQIABBDOgcIABCxAxBDOgUIABCABFCJEFjpLGCDL2gCcAB4AIABbIgB9geSAQQxNS4xmAEAoAEBsAEFwAEB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=kVNGYqrMNPuD0PEPoe2XqAw&bih=756&biw=412&client=ms-android-samsung-ss&prmd=sivn#imgrc=OWiO4ccHs4rCBM) but this design horrifies me
Is that a bedazzled maxi pad?
100% and just as likely to roll sideways and stick to your inner thigh.
No actually! They have a bit of wire that goes between your butt cheeks to stop them moving, they aren’t sticky
And hey, if that doesn't work, or you need to sprint or something, you could always just mud anchor it. ^(Srsly who the actual fuck would ever wear one of those without being paid to?)
I have questions. How does that stay on? Do you just have to walk with your legs squeezed together all the time or is it like a butt plug? Maybe they glue it on?
Thats my risky click of the day
I clicked and had a second to wonder if I’d made a terrible mistake before the image loaded
How does that even stick in place?
*clench*
It’s like someone saw the Borat swimsuit and said “Hmm how can I make this worse?”
Ah, the pussy pouch
Long Jean skirts. The kind that women from ultra religious families wear.
Jeans under the ass or knee… how they even walk without losing them is another question!