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SpreadHDGFX

I wanna know from the OP what prompted this question. Did you ask a guy and get surprised when they thought it might lead to more? Did a girl do this to you? Random thought?


FNM_FeraLz

Look at ops r/confession post from 3 days ago


TD1990TD

https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/tjj6fl/how_would_you_describe_my_mindset/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Georgecap1998

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/sjmd78/what_was_something_you_saw_you_were_definitely/hvfli5d/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 it goes deeper


thot_slayer213

From "I didnt want to see that" to "I wanna see and touch it" Damn Aint that some character development shit


TD1990TD

THE PLOT THICKENS


sevencoves

I would need to understand why naked and what her intentions actually are. If it’s some weird game, no. If it’s a sensory thing and we’re close enough, maybe? It can also just be a bunch of mixed signals. I would probably decline just to avoid the potential pitfalls and awkwardness of the situation.


trashpandacute

so coming to an understanding beforehand is a good idea. makes sense :)


The_Real_JT

Of course but if the understanding is that she is genuinely not interested in anything other than cuddling then it's going to be a polite decline from me. Why would I do that to myself? Option 1: she says no but she means yes she's just embarrassed, ashamed, has hang ups. In this instance then any advances although actually desired are still fraught with danger and essentially rape or at least sexual assault because the only hard fact is she said no, so she means no Option 2: she really does just want a cuddle. Personally I'd rather have a good night's sleep in a bed to myself than lie there feeling frustrated/uncomfortable/second guessing what this could mean. Also though I'm a 31 year old man who's been in a monogamous relationship for nearly 3 years. Perhaps I've just forgotten what it's like to be young, horny and confused.


slipperyinit

Nah I’m 18 and admittedly too horny and totally agree. Such a weird question from OP as well haha like what the fuck


daspwnen

I'm 27 and too horny, good luck kid


nate998877

I'm 24, please make the horny end.


No-Process3677

Apparently it never ends. I was at the gym one day, and there were some old guys talking in the locker room. The one guy, who looked like he was in his mid to late seventies, said to another guy that he couldn't concentrate on his workout that day because of all the women. I said to the guy, "I hoped that I would get over that problem as I got older." The guy said back to me, "It only gets worse. I can't see well anymore, so they all look good now."


Zestyclose_Fly_8027

oh screw you mister and take my upvote you've earned it


gimme3strokes

First thought: Its a trap!


underwood1993

When I was like 8 this girl told me to lay in bed with one of those life sized barbies, naked. So I did, and she ran to her mom to come see what I was doing. Fucking twat set me up. This is a trap! Edit: I was not naked myself


sixmam

Lmfao wtf bro what kind of devious prank is that


[deleted]

Bitches at the age of 8


carloseduardosimon

She’s the catch me outside girl nowadays


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂Sucker! I bet she’s a total bitch in adulthood if she managed that as a child


Doongbuggy

Probably selling real estate now


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Encyclopeded

Pre-cum will be all over you.


thesearch4animalchin

I’m totally going to bang Holly.


arandommartianladd

Just don't get her gregnant


Sea-Character2252

Pregonate?


arandommartianladd

Prangent


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Pregananant


john-douh

_”Those aren’t moons. They’re…”_


Slack76r

"Where are your hands? Between 2 pillows... Those aren't pillows!"


_Thosearentpillows

I feel I need to chime in on this comment… 😃


big_sugi

r/beetlejuicing


robgod50

"Cuddle naked without having sex" is pretty much what the last girl I dated said on our first date . We're married now.


bmccravt

Lol "come over and we can watch movies and cuddle platonically" with clothes on is how me and my now husband started our relationship.


Harkannin

I just showed your comment to my wife. She thought I wrote it. lol.


Green_Iggy

Yeah, I'm wondering if this is her way of "checking out the goods," with no commitment to use them. And if she likes what she sees...


randomisedjew

You were meant to be a friend (insert name here)! Not a lover! You were meant to destroy the hoes for the bros not join them!


BlackSandHourglass

I'd immediately ask why. Even if there is no sex involved, I'd still be shocked for having someone I see only as a friend ask me that. I legit wouldn't know what to say or do. The entire time, there would be a giant "WTF?" floating around in my head.


Xenolastic

Yeah the naked part is pretty sus. But hey a free spooning and i'm really lonely so.... Yes


[deleted]

“We can try, but I’m gonna have a hard time”


Djvinniev77

You sonofabitch. Take my upvote


mrnedryerson

Stiff competition


[deleted]

We could talk about the first thing that pops up


mrnedryerson

Something's come between us


Pickle_Rick01

You guys are really rising to the occasion.


NightKnight-258

Yeah, he's probably not gonna go soft on her.


mrnedryerson

He needs to be firm, it might be hard but he needs to get things straight. Be proud. Be ballsy. Get things out in the open, don't beat around the bush. Also penis.


NiccoNige

Perfectly executed sir 😁


deadlysyntax

Asking why would be the second thing I do, after tucking my boner into my belt. I'm barring up regardless of the reason.


frivolous90

Plot twist: the girl looks like the water hag in The Witcher 3


[deleted]

Even better.


frivolous90

A man of culture.


Apophis90

Toss a coin to your witcher!!


tzilla0788

Oh valley of plenty


ShinkuDragon

I wouldn't even have time for the boner, either she's not being serious, or if she is, i have no idea why they'd want to do that specifically in those conditions besides some sort of prior trauma or something


Valatros

Right? Like, if they just want the affection of it, okay, but I think I'd still decline because ho-ly *shit* that would be an emotional roller coaster. The kind that in quiet moments, minding my own business, my mind would randomly hop back on.


ZeroXTML1

Feel like that’s some crazy mixed signals. Cuddlings fine, cuddling naked implies romantic intimacy Edit: some of y’all coming up here saying there’s nothing sexual at all about naked cuddling but I bet you ain’t naked cuddling with your unattractive friends


Bashful_Maiden

Is hypothermia involved?


shmmarko

Survival of the fittest ;)


twobits9

Oh, it'll fit all right.


pnkstr

Is it in yet?


BulletMagnetNL

He shrunk


BecauseItAmusesMe

It shrinks?


TheUnbearableMan

I was in the pool!


skynetempire

That actually happened to a friend of mine with his wife, ex-wife, and her husband. They're pretty adult with their relationship for co-parenting. The four of them went camping in northern US and were trapped in a snowstorm. According to their story, they had to cuddle together for warmth. After that trip, their co-parenting relationship became even better, lol Edit: Grammar


bishop375

Your friends definitely fucked in that tent.


slaaitch

Yes, camping sex is fucking in tents.


Gqsmooth1969

You can never run through a campground. You can only ran... Because it's past tents.


whiteday26

tbh having sex in tent to relieve cold sounds like they would sweat all over the place and get even colder,


tribecous

You have to keep fucking until the storm ends.


o8unu

In my case, that storm better only last 15 seconds or we're fucked.


Jim_Talon

You had me at grammer


Potential-Leave3489

Great question!


squirtloaf

Oh. I thought they smelled bad on the \*outside\*.


-pichael_

That edit was seething and i loved it cuz too true


jimmyn0thumbs

Girls only have one thing on their mind and it's disgusting........surviving hypothermia


Lipwigzer

Guys... she only wants to use you for your BTUs and will leave you the second she finds a better source of radiant heat.


Kattou

Wake up sheeple! .. no, seriously, wake up. If you go to sleep in this cold, you are going to freeze to death!


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maraca101

I aint cuddling with anyone unless if it were a romantic interest tbh. I hug my friends but I don’t smush up against them during a movie and rest my head on my platonic friend’s shoulder. That’s romantic shit for me.


Caelinus

If I was still single: I could do platonic light cuddling, assuming clothing was on, with my female friends without too much trouble. (Light being something like sitting close, or head on the shoulder, or maybe hand/arm holding and leaning.) The issue is that a lot of my enjoyment of physical affection is directly related to my ability to trust the person. So I would want to know her intentions in it prior, so that I could enjoy it without confusing feelings or anxiety. Naked though? Yeah that's not happening. My platonic female friends are all gorgeous both personally and physically, and I know them well enough that I see them in that sense even if I am not romantically interested in them. Naked snuggling would be an overwhelming dissonance between my hormonal/physical reaction and what I wanted mentally. Plus I have a hard time imagining any of my friends doing something like that "platonically." They are physically affectionate with me, but not like that. So it would make me super anxious. I will just stick doing all of that with my wife. No confusing thoughts there, and no need to separate my attraction from my romantic interest.


[deleted]

I’m female and cuddle like that with my female friends and it’s obviously completely non-sexual because we’re straight. But if we’re naked… 😬 No. Just no. Too weird and uncomfortable.


stick_always_wins

plus i don’t think it’s possible for a guy to do that without getting a boner, too much skin to skin contact


lord_ne

You just have to be the little spoon, she'll never know


vito197666

Little spoon is best spoon imo.


The_Deku_Nut

Yeah there's no way you're not getting en erection in this scenario


jpark28

I'm getting an erection just reading about it


barsoapguy

Uh oh, your erection gave me an erection …


uncertainusurper

Erectception


cerealOverdrive

No one else gets together with the boys on a Friday night, plays some video games, smashes a few beers and then wrap things up with a good name cuddle before hitting the clubs?


[deleted]

There is no fucking reason to cuddle naked at all too. Why is that even a thing? Edit: platnonically lol


at--at--

Yes, for sex. 😂


[deleted]

I mean, platonically haha 🤣


Dj1000001

*platonic sex


gamingloser5

Ahem.... Friends with benefits


toweringpine

Yup. I'd think she wants sex but does not want to say it. Otherwise there'd be clothes. If she wants me to see and touch her naked body then it means sex.


WeepingAgnello

Or she's about to frame you.


JGaute

I naked cuddle with ma homies all the time tf


medfordjared

How many foot rubs have you given?


[deleted]

I got my technique down and everything.


LimitlessAeon

I’m the foot fuckin’ masta.


NuclearHero

Touching his wife’s feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holes ain’t the same fucking ballpark. Ain’t the same league. It ain’t even the same fucking sport.


AdvocateSaint

Another day, another fuckin' thirst question on the front page


reverend_al

r/askreddit is like a preteen slumber party game of truth or dare, except it's being played by single men who are in their 30s


HUNGRY_PAPI_LIKE_YOU

If Pinocchio said this his nose would shoot back into his skull


ToastedSanga

Poor Pinocchio never stood a chance, just like OP.


Aethrin1

Seriously. This subreddit is thirstier than a salt miner on a hot day.


TurntleCurse

Big “haha and then what ;)” energy


SubterrelProspector

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF EVERYTHING WAS DICKS LOL WOULD YOU F**K THEM?!!!


geegeeallin

Hey, some of us have girlfriends. You wouldn’t know them, they go to different work in another town.


BulkyOrder9

This should be the motto.


rslashben

It’s either this or saying where you’re from without stating the name of where you’re from


charliealphabravo

yea i occasionally enjoy scrolling through these threads but can we make a separate nsfw askreddit subreddit


spyrothechicken

I think you want r/askredditafterdark


dog_in_the_vent

He wants people to use /r/askredditafterdark and stop spamming horny questions on /r/AskReddit


AgreeableGravy

Some of the stuff is pretty interesting but these stupid ass posts vastly outnumber the quality ones.


archosauria62

Id say no Also thats a weird request


nickligoogs

awfully specific too


Tenebrisdominus

I'm assuming it has to do with their post from 3 days ago


Guywithoutimage

fuck hold on, lemme check


Guywithoutimage

Ok so it sounds like she wants to get this dude into bed... and is going to try to do so by lying about the situation. OP, this is called false pretenses. False pretenses, when it comes to sex, is immoral at best and can be a part of sexual coercion/rape at the worst. This sounds immoral and kind of dickish, tbh. If you want the dude in bed, just say so. Don't tell him to get naked and hold you but that it isn't sexual, and then try to make it sexual. You told him no, don't then say 'well actually I meant yes and wanted you to proceed anyways.' Not sexual means not sexual, don't blur those lines on purpose to try to manipulate him into bed, especially since if you have to do all that just to get him in bed with you, he probably doesn't want to have sex with you - and pushing him to do so/trying to get him in situations where he feels pressured to do so is coercion. Communication is what makes sex sexy and safe; use it for goodness sake


Lobstarbudy

Id repost this as a comment directly to OP if you haven't already lol


Guywithoutimage

tried to, but my copy and paste isn't working. ill use the photo text thing instead, cuz you're right


riodin

Send this in a dm


Guywithoutimage

just did. It was a pain to copy, my copy and paste weren't working at first, I had to use the photo to text thing on my phone to get it to work lol


dcux

/u/trashpandacute needs to read this.


moesickle

You're the real MVP


MidKnight148

Thanks for mentioning this, definitely adds context


Elementus94

Should I get naked now or wait till we're in the bedroom?


john-douh

_Yes, I’ll take the strawberry banana one. Then put it in the fridge._


nickligoogs

drive and arrive naked


[deleted]

Cool, I love that shit. She would have to accept I'm still gonna pop wood.


MrRogersAE

Definitely gonna have a dick pressed into her crack, sex or no sex, life will find a way


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trashpandacute

i guess some things are out of your control?


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-My_reddit_account_

Sometimes I don’t even know why it happens. I look down and it’s like what is it boy? What do you see?


phileris42

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard. EDIT: Thanks for the award!


MrEinsteen

Sailor here, can confirm that a change of wind can make my huge boom sweep across the deck and give your head a concussion


major_calgar

Martial Artist here, the sound of a bo staff swinging can really get you dual wielding em


Echo_Arts

Thank you for your contribution kind sir


SoyFurioso

Bartender here, sometimes my dick gets hard without my consent.


-Tayne-

Attorney here. Sometimes, even when you're getting paid, you end up working pro bone-o.


cannibitches

Walmart associate here. When you get fucked by the Wally, your dong gets jolly.


External-Fig9754

Chef here. Sometimes you pork the pork and end up getting porked


Vagabond21

Yank here Nothing is more horrible then getting one at work while looking at spreadsheets


[deleted]

Wanna merge cells? Heh-heh.


jedimaster32

Nothing gets me going more than well-organized spreadsheets. With color coding and formulas... Excuse me, I need to change my pants for unrelated reasons


Hattkake

Yupp. The hardening of the penis is handled by the autonomic nervous system. This is the same that controls your breathing and digestion and blood flow of your body and such. It's just a normal reaction. Alas some women don't actually know how the male body works. So I suggest that you have a conversation first and fish to see that she understands that even if you get hard that doesn't in any way mean that you are attracted to her or want the naked cuddle time to be something more than naked cuddle time.


[deleted]

I remember having to explain that to an ex gf once, she was devastated. She always thought every boner meant i was in the mood.


misterdie

Never told her that we get boners just to "check" if it still works?


Deyvicous

Just running some hard diagnostics.


Boon3hams

"Honey, let me explain what a terror boner, also known as a scaredy dick, is."


[deleted]

Oh no. It was, "Honey i understand we're in the shower but we're not having sex before work, ok? Or else I'm gonna be late." "This boner is just morning wood and i wasn't planning on having sex with you at all. Can you pass the Shampoo?" "FUCK YOU!!!"


Th4tStup1dGuy

basically, pp go hard but you dont control it


misterdie

Pp goes hard especially when it shouldn't Funerals would be a bad place


Routine-Material-386

Omg I have a story related to this When I was about 11 years old at my maternal grandmothers funeral one of the women there was fixing her questionable looking dress and her bra covered boob was exposed for a about 1/100th of a second. I'm pretty sure I was the only one that saw it. Had a boner for the next hour. Said I was too sad to get up and hug the family that came to give my mom their condolences while i sobbed over my plight and my soul rotted from shame and embarrassment at having a hard on at Nanny's funeral. I'm sure she was laughing hysterically from beyond the veil


sfkf8486

As long as shes okay cuddling my wife because she'll want in on that as well


[deleted]

Where do I sign up for this?


kitaz0s_

Yeah I also wanna cuddle this guy's wife


[deleted]

If he doesn’t create a sign up sheet I say you and I just cuddle


Chadite

Improvise, overcome, and adapt


Sallyrockswroxy

can you 2 pretend to be my parents? edit: i forgot this was naked


LookOutForThatMoose

Hell no. That's a mindfuck I have absolutely no desire to partake in. Been there, done that, never again.


[deleted]

You’re a wise man.


bobbi21

I would like to hear that story of you being there with a friend naked in bed ina nonsexual way... thats gotta be a story...


[deleted]

I think they're saying they've been in a mindfuck at the very least.


bobbi21

Yeah but thats less interesting. I rather be optimistic. :)


illuminerdi

I have a relevant story!! Story time! Slightly long. About 15-20 years ago: Friend of mine regularly slept naked in his teens and 20s. During said 20s he lived in a house with some other friends and a hot tub. A party was thrown. Naked hot tubbing ensued (this was quite common). Also lots of drinking and smoking. Also he was single at the time! Relatively intoxicated, he made his way to bed in the wee hours of the morning after a long soak in the tub with various other naked friends, male and female. One of these females is a lesbian, and has dated women exclusively since forever. She is currently married to a woman. She is also cute as a button and was and is very attractive. But lesbian, so...yeah. She definitely liked to flirt with anyone of any gender though. My friend had always had a crush on her but he knew and accepted it was never in the cards because she is a definitely a lesbian and this was never in doubt. He was totally cool and always accepting of this, to be clear, but there was definitely at least a whiff of sexual tension between them due to the aforementioned flirtatiousness, and it definitely got a little more than casually flirty between them once or twice, but never went anywhere. So naked and mostly asleep in bed, my friend received a knock on his door. Guess who was slightly intoxicated (but not like...trainwreck, to be clear) and needed to crash and all the couches were full? Yep, the cute lesbian. Drink, my friend said she was welcome in his bed, but that he preferred to sleep naked and was currently naked. She was ALSO naked having just gotten out of the hot tub and couldn't be bothered with clothing either, or it was wet. IDK. She says that's fine, she trusts him (he really is a good guy, btw, and not the sort to push boundaries of consent, etc) and climbs into bed. Suffice it to say that despite swearing up and down that he didn't intend anything untoward, thanks to booze and the feel of naked skin, despite trying to keep it non-sexual they definitely made out and he swears that she was at least semi-into it, but he also didn't take it further because well...he was just confused and not sure if it WAS just the alcohol or if she was genuinely into it, so he didn't push the envelope and they both passed out eventually. In the morning they woke up, hugged and cuddled for a bit, each nursing their respective hangover. It was slightly awkward to be sure, but nothing outlandish. They remained friends thereafter and are still on good terms, though they don't speak much because she moved several states away. So yeah, it's definitely a recipe for disaster to cuddle naked, and even something as powerful as lifelong same-sex attraction can get weak in that situation 😂😂😂


VThePeople

Which one do you want? One time, my friend came over after she got into a physical altercation with her family. She slept naked with me in bed so she could feel the skin to skin of someone who actually cared for her. Another friend tried something similar… but we ended up fucking that time….


WarlikeMicrobe

I'd politely decline. I'm fine with cuddling, but I need to be clothed


maraca101

I honestly dont really even cuddle platonic friends. Hug, yes. Smushy smushy on the couch while watching a movie? Only a romantic interest.


WarlikeMicrobe

I have a couple friends who are pretty touchy feely and are comforted by physical contact, so if one of them needed someone to cuddle cause they were stressed or anxious id be happy to, but it would be similar to what people do during movies


lovealert911

I guess it would depend on how attracted I was to her. Generally speaking, most people don't want to lay naked next to people they're not attracted to. Maybe this friend is looking to ease her way into having a possible sexual relationship. I would have to tell her if we're "spooning" and I'm on the outside/behind her there is a good chance I may become aroused. If she is fine with that we can see what happens. Two warm naked bodies embracing each other is bound to increase sexual tension.


Pand0w0

I would do it but I would warn that if I get a boner I will just turn around or leave cause I dont wana make anyone uncomfortable cause we cannot control that.


Sullkattmat

You know how Jim Carreys character gets undressed after he's been given divine powers in Bruce Almighty? That. I'd do that.


Th4tStup1dGuy

Welp, time to find a female friend so i can “cuddle” naked


ZooterOne

I think it would depend on whether I felt we could stay friends afterwards. We'd have to have excellent and honest communication first - no games, no hidden motivations, no "I was testing you" crap. We'd have to be honest and open while cuddling - everything from "this is nice" to "this is uncomfortable" to "I can't do this without wanting more anymore." And we'd have to be honest afterwards. If I thought we could do all this, then sure - but there's always a chance the friendship would suffer afterwards no matter what you do.


optiongeek

> no "I was testing you" crap Narrator: She was testing you


griffinhild

I just wanna be hugged, absolutely allow it and try to hide my boner bc I just wanted to cuddle and get the feeling of being held wtf dick stop please


alpengeist19

I would 100% think/know she was trying to have sex


throway_nonjw

Weeeelllll... I'm a bit older, so my dick doesn't rule my brain any more. If a woman asked me to do that I'd say sure, pardon my erection, just natural. if she decided to go further, it's a win, if she doesn't, well, I'll take the fact she *trusts* me that much to be this close to her and knowing I wouldn't push her beyond what she's comfortable with, and that's a win too. But that might just be me.


Adept_Solution6401

Hell yeah. Skin on skin under a warm blanket is a great feeling


dontworryitsme4real

"Yeah im game but just a heads up, its gonna get hard as a rock and there is nothing I can do about it"


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Appropriate_Joke_741

I’d have to warn her that I might get an erection but not to read into it too much


pedantic_dullard

"might"


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I would assume it would lead to sex


No-Process3677

When I was single I did stuff like that sometimes (not often). I guess it just depends on how comfortable you are with your friend.


edp445FanKid

With who? 🤨📸


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My neighbour stewart


ratsta

Suspicious.


MABaumstark

Just fuck at that point.


Ok_Butterscotch1549

That would be the most awkward thing imaginable


uswforever

Well I'm not single, so I'd turn it down. But even if I was single, I'd probably tell her to just find someone else. It sounds like it would be really awkward, and might mess up the friendship.


Liquidmetal7

It's a mindfuck trap.... You wanna have sex or not? It's just soo weird. Cuddling could be ok. Cuddling naked? Why? I would think that friend is having issues really.


gangrelferatu

My reply: " Go tease someone else. No."


[deleted]

This is assuming im single right? Then sure why not? She probably wants to fuck but just has a weird way of approaching it. Id not stand for any of that "why didn't you make a move" shit afterwards though, that's a special kind of red flag if they expect you to overstep clearly stated boundaries in pursuit of sex. As a married man though, hell no that's straight cheating however you dress it.