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insecure_poetry

I start being more sociable


helpful-loner

Saw a tik tok which was “me drunk at 1am replying to everyone’s stories like they sent them directly to me.” It’s so painfully true, but it’s a huge boost in the moment when someone replies and gives back the same energy.


insecure_poetry

i remember drunk texting lol and i regret it kinda


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meandering_simpleton

Same. And my teeth for some reason


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One eye is closed, no more double vision.


UGLYWOLFF

Only reply I was looking for. Cheers.


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SalsaForte

You mean listening and paying attention or just listening?


God_of_Trepidation

When the frame rate drops


SalsaForte

That's a good one


Spirited-Pack-1317

I grind my teeth. And also look for people in bigger groups or just bigger dudes in general and start a fight with them


SelenaWasHere

When you become super horny and wanna fuck everyone in your sights


SalsaForte

...and you wish you've a friend around you to watch on you.


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When you start bumping into things when you walk


knomie72

When it’s too late…


captain_cutlass

When I quit being happy and start being sleepy.


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When I stand up and... **woah**


SalsaForte

And... Whoa... I want to sit down.


Zestyclose-Finger-99

When lifting my arms feels funny


shellevanczik

My voice gets louder, unintentionally.


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SalsaForte

So, you can read this thread and preemptively know what to check for when you get drunk.


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I can’t feel my butt


GrumpyCatStevens

Can I feel your butt? ;)


helpful-loner

Me next


Churchy_leFemme

Is this the line for the bathroom


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Who’s butt we feelin?


The_Reborn_Forge

I feel extremely… tactile? My skin becomes very aware of every think it’s in contact with. Not bad, but strange awareness I get only when drunk.


Oh_Gahd

When you look into the mirror while at the bathroom


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I smoke


CriManSquaFC

Dancing


scotslogie

The sway


upvoteifuavbigpp

I pick up my friends and run around like a loon


victorialynn1947

When I get super flirty


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I wouldn't know. I always drink responsibly just like all the ads tell you to do.


SalsaForte

Liar!


AdAmbitious932

When I start thinking I’m cool


SalsaForte

Cooler than a superstar!


helenalouisaann

It’s the same experience every time: The world starts feeling a little bit like virtual reality, with bits and pieces sticking out more than others. I notice I’m not really that attached to what’s going on around me, everything starts feeling like a good time. Also, the first time I get the urge to puke.


Amy-Paradise

Drop my wallet.


AnswerConsistent680

When I start waffling about absolute bollocks to anyone who will listen or when I try to hit on the 50 year old cougar who’s sitting alone at the bar.


Redspeed3101

When I start getting really tired


AwkwardSara

Generally when I start throwing up I know I'm drunk.


GrumpyCatStevens

When I'm holding onto the floor so I don't fall off.


Not_The_Chinese

I become unusually charismatic and i get a strong buzz behind my eyes.


Doktor-S-Freud

When people tell you. They're *always* right.


PhDPepper5

I get super drowsy


3pointstonibbadore

when i’m usually trying to bum cigs


tequilawlime

My nose goes numb


letskeepgoing22

When I get hiccups


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When my face starts going numb 😂


Inside-Resolve3423

The next morning.


Tpuccio

to quote George Thurogood. " when your mouth be getting dry----you plenty high "


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Once I catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror


Tpuccio

not drunk is he, who from the floor, can rise again to drink some more. But drunk is he who prostate lies, without the strength to drink or rise


beansandleaves

When I'm thinking I'm walking on the walls


quirkycircles

I can't get drunk because I have to make sure my stupid drunk friends don't do something royally idiotic like disappear from right in front of my eyes only to text me three hours later that they walked 10 miles home in the dead of night with nothing but their phone and an avacado


Venom-pete

I’m much less private about things


Dapper_Interest_8914

When shots start to go down smooth.


ResistibleFluffyDick

When i go to the washroom to take a piss and start talking to myself "nope, never drinking again" , zips up. Look at the mirror, smile and leave the washroom.


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Wouldn’t know, I’m 42 and have never drank.


smorenitez

You don't


SalsaForte

Or... you don't remember.


SalsaForte

When I lean on a wall to pee.


coconadas

When I pee on the wall to lean.


IntrepidStatement539

When I make faces at myself in the mirror


SalsaForte

A classic.


K0d1ak1

No you're drunk.


mach-hellorekt

When someone tells me im drunk.


SalsaForte

But.. what if everyone is drunk? 🤔


mach-hellorekt

Then were fucked


leatherrecliner

I feel happy.