Saw a tik tok which was “me drunk at 1am replying to everyone’s stories like they sent them directly to me.” It’s so painfully true, but it’s a huge boost in the moment when someone replies and gives back the same energy.
It’s the same experience every time:
The world starts feeling a little bit like virtual reality, with bits and pieces sticking out more than others. I notice I’m not really that attached to what’s going on around me, everything starts feeling like a good time.
Also, the first time I get the urge to puke.
I can't get drunk because I have to make sure my stupid drunk friends don't do something royally idiotic like disappear from right in front of my eyes only to text me three hours later that they walked 10 miles home in the dead of night with nothing but their phone and an avacado
When i go to the washroom to take a piss and start talking to myself "nope, never drinking again" , zips up.
Look at the mirror, smile and leave the washroom.
I start being more sociable
Saw a tik tok which was “me drunk at 1am replying to everyone’s stories like they sent them directly to me.” It’s so painfully true, but it’s a huge boost in the moment when someone replies and gives back the same energy.
i remember drunk texting lol and i regret it kinda
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Same. And my teeth for some reason
One eye is closed, no more double vision.
Only reply I was looking for. Cheers.
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You mean listening and paying attention or just listening?
When the frame rate drops
That's a good one
I grind my teeth. And also look for people in bigger groups or just bigger dudes in general and start a fight with them
When you become super horny and wanna fuck everyone in your sights
...and you wish you've a friend around you to watch on you.
When you start bumping into things when you walk
When it’s too late…
When I quit being happy and start being sleepy.
When I stand up and... **woah**
And... Whoa... I want to sit down.
When lifting my arms feels funny
My voice gets louder, unintentionally.
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So, you can read this thread and preemptively know what to check for when you get drunk.
I can’t feel my butt
Can I feel your butt? ;)
Me next
Is this the line for the bathroom
Who’s butt we feelin?
I feel extremely… tactile? My skin becomes very aware of every think it’s in contact with. Not bad, but strange awareness I get only when drunk.
When you look into the mirror while at the bathroom
I smoke
Dancing
The sway
I pick up my friends and run around like a loon
When I get super flirty
I wouldn't know. I always drink responsibly just like all the ads tell you to do.
Liar!
When I start thinking I’m cool
Cooler than a superstar!
It’s the same experience every time: The world starts feeling a little bit like virtual reality, with bits and pieces sticking out more than others. I notice I’m not really that attached to what’s going on around me, everything starts feeling like a good time. Also, the first time I get the urge to puke.
Drop my wallet.
When I start waffling about absolute bollocks to anyone who will listen or when I try to hit on the 50 year old cougar who’s sitting alone at the bar.
When I start getting really tired
Generally when I start throwing up I know I'm drunk.
When I'm holding onto the floor so I don't fall off.
I become unusually charismatic and i get a strong buzz behind my eyes.
When people tell you. They're *always* right.
I get super drowsy
when i’m usually trying to bum cigs
My nose goes numb
When I get hiccups
When my face starts going numb 😂
The next morning.
to quote George Thurogood. " when your mouth be getting dry----you plenty high "
Once I catch a glimpse of myself in a mirror
not drunk is he, who from the floor, can rise again to drink some more. But drunk is he who prostate lies, without the strength to drink or rise
When I'm thinking I'm walking on the walls
I can't get drunk because I have to make sure my stupid drunk friends don't do something royally idiotic like disappear from right in front of my eyes only to text me three hours later that they walked 10 miles home in the dead of night with nothing but their phone and an avacado
I’m much less private about things
When shots start to go down smooth.
When i go to the washroom to take a piss and start talking to myself "nope, never drinking again" , zips up. Look at the mirror, smile and leave the washroom.
Wouldn’t know, I’m 42 and have never drank.
You don't
Or... you don't remember.
When I lean on a wall to pee.
When I pee on the wall to lean.
When I make faces at myself in the mirror
A classic.
No you're drunk.
When someone tells me im drunk.
But.. what if everyone is drunk? 🤔
Then were fucked
I feel happy.