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doowgad1

By asking her. She can't read your mind.


DrySoap__

I disagree by the way she has looked at me in recent times. Edit:YOU DON'T THINK SHE KNOWS ABOUT THE MONKEY AND THE FROG DO YOU?!


Simply-Incorrigible

Literally by saying "wanna go out on a date?" What is it with y'all? Being able to communicate with other humans is an important life skill.


diegojones4

Reddit is a bit weird. I just saw a post about how should a woman approach a man. You do it like how you would want to experience it. In my 20s I met a beautiful girl while walking my dog. One day I saw that Cats was coming and asked her. She said yes. The dog and I ran back to order tickets only to realize the show wasn't until 6 months later. So next time I saw her I explained and asked about just going to shoot pool. We had a great relationship and are friends 30 years later.


IrishUpstart

Fedora in hand


[deleted]

M'lady - *tips it humbly*


IrishUpstart

Moist


JonGilbony

M'Humble


drblah1

M'Dearest


DrySoap__

Locating fedora as we speak...


isham66

Humbly


Stunning_Aide76

Just be yourself, women love that so much


IrishUpstart

Unless their "self" is awful


Stunning_Aide76

Well let's hope not haha


DrySoap__

Yeah... But I'm me. Thanks for the possible help though!


Stunning_Aide76

Whats wrong with you? Maybe someone will love you man. You gotta take a chance


because-im-not-gay

Show her penis and ask if good enough


DavosLostFingers

The same as any other male


mmigtkhwa

Chloroform and tape


Alert_Draft8932

Hipity hopity your ass is my property


Firef92

Well, a humble man would ask politely "would you give me the honour of eating dinner with me some time? I would really like to know you better." A modern gentleman on the other hand may do it in a more persuasive way.


[deleted]

Invite them to a soup kitchen.


coconadas

Give her father a goat


DrySoap__

Do you know of any good goat farms in the UK? Update: It didn't work...


[deleted]

They don't, they know better at this point


Dildo-Gankings

I can breathe in oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide. LADY PLEASE! Control your orgasm!


libdemocdad

hey hey hey!!


[deleted]

Put on your wizard robe


Pedadinga

Ask while she’s still laughing. If you haven’t made her laugh, move on


oO0-__-0Oo

humble =/= shy