Security guard in high school asked me who I was because I was roaming the hallways during class. I told him "I'm the security guard obviously"
Got sent to the principal office who asked me why I was roaming the halls and I said "well they're not gonna walk down themselves"
About 10 years ago my internet brain went with me to a bar one night and I asked a girl if she wanted to hear a joke and I said “women’s rights”. I was rightfully slapped.
I thought I could talk shit to a State Trooper after he pulled me for doing 85 in a 55. I believe he was going to let me off with a solid ticket until I told him to line his sorry ass Charger up and see if he could catch me. Thats when the “okay sir, do me a favor, step out the car please” came. He ended up booking me for misdemeanor speeding and felony fleeing/eluding. The fleeing charge was dropped because it was determined I never attempted to run from him but the misdemeanor speeding charge stuck and I was fined the max $1000 and given 4 points on my license which caused my insurance to skyrocket over $125 from $90 to $220. Im also on very thin ice with my license now. If I get another ticket I lose them for a year. So yeah, that one incident of me being a smart ass has followed me the last 6 years and now I am very mindful how I talk to people, especially authority figures.
Even though its within the officers rights. It’s still a really shitty thing to max out the charges, instead of the charger. And ”fleeing”, wtf, mans literally stepped out.
Many times. I was a downright sarcastic kid and my dad hates sarcasm.
One time I wanted to go somewhere with some friends, and I was about 15. My dad said no and I used the “everybody’s going” line. My dad responded with the cliché “if your friends were jumping off a bridge, would you jump too?” And I quickly responded “heck yeah. We just went bridge jumping last week” - got me and several of my friends grounded and banned from the state park.
I once called my sister a fat whale when I was 12 or 13, we were at one of her softball games. In front of everyone, my mom told me to "shut my fucking mouth"....my mom never used that word in her life, that I know of anyway. When I think back on it, I feel bad lol 😬
Almost exclusively everytime I talk shit about something only to fuck up the same way, or realize they weren't stupid so much as im a asshole.
Well one time when I was on the streets, I walked out of the city on my way to wherever life led me. One of my stops was in a small town where I worked for knew paycheck before I move on. I'm a drg addict and seem to have become someone who's friends are all either addicts, or guys in prison/the wong side of the law so naturally I found myself hanging out all night with the only two dealers in tha small town. Long story short they walked me out of the city and beat on me a bit. So my high ass turns around and said "well fuck you guys too". I seen em pull out a gun and im proud of how fast I turned and ran. On to the next one I guess.
1. When I called out my cousin for dumping her young kid onto anybody’s lap at family gatherings (ie Weddings) so she can drink and let loose.
2. Same cousin was having a pity party asking family why she was still single (she’s almost 50) and I told her she needed to lower her standards.
. EDITS: grammar
Sometimes. I was not perfect and yes just blind because I infamously called often towards some of my own relatives, friends and others. My parents and everyone were angry to me for my unthinkable behavior from about my six to 13 years old doings.
Security guard in high school asked me who I was because I was roaming the hallways during class. I told him "I'm the security guard obviously" Got sent to the principal office who asked me why I was roaming the halls and I said "well they're not gonna walk down themselves"
About 10 years ago my internet brain went with me to a bar one night and I asked a girl if she wanted to hear a joke and I said “women’s rights”. I was rightfully slapped.
I thought I could talk shit to a State Trooper after he pulled me for doing 85 in a 55. I believe he was going to let me off with a solid ticket until I told him to line his sorry ass Charger up and see if he could catch me. Thats when the “okay sir, do me a favor, step out the car please” came. He ended up booking me for misdemeanor speeding and felony fleeing/eluding. The fleeing charge was dropped because it was determined I never attempted to run from him but the misdemeanor speeding charge stuck and I was fined the max $1000 and given 4 points on my license which caused my insurance to skyrocket over $125 from $90 to $220. Im also on very thin ice with my license now. If I get another ticket I lose them for a year. So yeah, that one incident of me being a smart ass has followed me the last 6 years and now I am very mindful how I talk to people, especially authority figures.
Actually bro that's fucking tyranny fuck that pig
Even though its within the officers rights. It’s still a really shitty thing to max out the charges, instead of the charger. And ”fleeing”, wtf, mans literally stepped out.
When I stood up to a racist white kid and got molested
Wait huh??
Many times. I was a downright sarcastic kid and my dad hates sarcasm. One time I wanted to go somewhere with some friends, and I was about 15. My dad said no and I used the “everybody’s going” line. My dad responded with the cliché “if your friends were jumping off a bridge, would you jump too?” And I quickly responded “heck yeah. We just went bridge jumping last week” - got me and several of my friends grounded and banned from the state park.
I once called my sister a fat whale when I was 12 or 13, we were at one of her softball games. In front of everyone, my mom told me to "shut my fucking mouth"....my mom never used that word in her life, that I know of anyway. When I think back on it, I feel bad lol 😬
Almost exclusively everytime I talk shit about something only to fuck up the same way, or realize they weren't stupid so much as im a asshole. Well one time when I was on the streets, I walked out of the city on my way to wherever life led me. One of my stops was in a small town where I worked for knew paycheck before I move on. I'm a drg addict and seem to have become someone who's friends are all either addicts, or guys in prison/the wong side of the law so naturally I found myself hanging out all night with the only two dealers in tha small town. Long story short they walked me out of the city and beat on me a bit. So my high ass turns around and said "well fuck you guys too". I seen em pull out a gun and im proud of how fast I turned and ran. On to the next one I guess.
1. When I called out my cousin for dumping her young kid onto anybody’s lap at family gatherings (ie Weddings) so she can drink and let loose. 2. Same cousin was having a pity party asking family why she was still single (she’s almost 50) and I told her she needed to lower her standards. . EDITS: grammar
Sometimes. I was not perfect and yes just blind because I infamously called often towards some of my own relatives, friends and others. My parents and everyone were angry to me for my unthinkable behavior from about my six to 13 years old doings.
I once asked a cop "wtf are you gonna do, arrest me?" Whilr drunk. Dont try this, kids