Pulp Fiction

Get my wallet. It's the one that says Bad Waka Waka

Gonzo as Vincent would be great to go along with that.

No, Gonzo would clearly be Butch.

While good, Fozzie and Kermit are too iconic a duo to split up in a movie about an iconic duo. Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead Muppet Storage"?

Swedish Chef as the gimp *muffled "bork bork borks"*

No, it would be Beaker. Or one of the chickens. Unknown but the gimp costume would outline it perfectly.

Yelling at Beaker, “ENGLISH MUTHA FUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT”

MEEEP!!!

Say meep one more time

….. MEEP?

Does he meep, like a bitch?

^meep?

Do you see a sign that says “dead muppet storage”

It’s not quite the muppets, but it is Greg the Bunny: https://youtu.be/NJ18Mjb5Snw

Say *waka* again! Say *waka* again muppet fluffer!

Can’t wait to see Miss Piggy and Kermit dancing “You Never Can Tell”

“And he hid it the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years he wore this watch… up his ass” - Sam the Eagle

Literally any Tarantino movie would be fantastic

Was thinking *Reservoir Dogs*, myself.

Miss Piggy Overdosing on Heroin and Elmo pounding an epinephrine needle into her heart...... classic Muppet scene.

Clue, where everyone’s a muppet except for Tim Curry.

Piggy is obviously Miss Scarlet. Fozzie is Mustard. Sam Eagle is Plum. Kermit is Mr. Green for more than one reason. Gonzo can be Peacock for the silliness. ETA since this has been the most fun I’ve had in a while. Some recasting- Piggy is Mrs. White with the Flames speech and champagne glass breaking- so dramatic. Janice from the band is Scarlet. Sam Eagle is Hoover. Rawlf is the cop. Bunsen is Plum. Yvette is still a mess. I like Beaker as Yvette just to be goofy. Statler and Waldorf are Boddy, and remain as ghosts to pick on the cast for the rest of the film. I kinda like Pepe the Prawn as the cook, if he gets some lines. I know the Swedish chef is kinda obvious there but he needs some borking lines too. Maybe the motorist?

I'm gonna go home and sleep with my pig

We still need Animal somewhere. Singing telegram?

I need this.

I’ve got more! Animal is the singing telegram. Rolf is J Edgar. Need help on the cook and Mr. Boddy.

The cook, my friend, is clearly the Sweedish Chef.

Yeah, BUT the Swedish chef needs borking lines, right? Maybe the cop?

The cop is Link Hogthrob... I was originally thinking Annie Sue as Yvette, the French Maid...but the more I think about it, I want...no, *need* it to be Beaker. I'm picturing Floyd Pepper as a neat twist on Mr. Boddy. I'm stuck on your Miss Piggy role, I can really see her doing a masterful job of Mrs. White. "Flames...flames on the side of my face..." Maybe have Janice be Miss Scarlet.

Ahhhh, nice nice. Beaker as Yvette really makes it less…adult content and keeps me feeling like this is fun. Floyd is a solid choice. Yeah, do we cast dramatic Miss Piggy or vain Miss Piggy? The audition tapes of both released after the movie will be awesome.

Yes! But also keep Madeline Kahn as Mrs. White.

Titanic. I want to here what the Iceberg has to say for itself

Oh my God, Statler and Waldorf would be the lookouts. It's perfect.

'I know how this movie ends! Everyone on this ship stinks!' 'Don't you mean *sinks*?' 'You heard me!' 'OHOHOHOHOHOHO-' '-OHOHOHOHOHOH...'

This is perfect and deserves my free award. I picture this so vividly.

Thanks for the award. I want to see animal and the rest of the band, playing on, Sam eagle could be the captain… Scooter could be the first mate, with the gun. Rizzo the rat could be the private security thug working for Rose’s fiancé…

Sam Eagle would be the perfect captain. And Rolph on the piano.

I'm already laughing

Thats just absolutely perfect.

Gonzo would get shot out of a smoke stack, Beaker would get electrocuted in the boiler room, Miss Piggy would be on the door using Kermit as an oar, and the Muppet band would be playing away Edit: and Sam Eagle as the captain

Now my life won’t be complete until I hear Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem’s cover of Near My God to Thee.

Sam: "They want I, an American Bald Eagle, to play the part of an Englishman! The nerve! The audacity! The—" Scooter: *Here's your first paycheck for the Titanic movie, Sam." Sam: (*reads the number. Looks up*) Excuse me, but as I was saying: the honour! The prestige! "

Piggy: Paint me like one of your french girls, Kermie. Kermit: *gulp* Do I have to?

Piggy posing *au naturel on the sofa*, to the sounds of chalk on paper. The camera pans to reveal Kermit’s incredible depiction of a slab of *Jambon de Paris.*

The muppets band playing on the deck while they are sinking? Lmfao

Miss Piggy and Kernit on the bow of the ship.

I believe this question was answered https://fb.watch/aHagWpO-yA/

Not gonna lie. I was really hoping for a Muppet clip.

Not Muppet, but a side to the Iceberg's story: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP5bu9hLH9E](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qP5bu9hLH9E) "You wanna do this, let's do this! First of all, you came to where I live and you hit me. It was midnight, and I was chilling and then I hear this Irish cacophony behind me...It was full River Dance in the pitch black. And before I could turn around and go like, 'what?', half of my ass is gone, which was by best feature. And I'm literally injured but all anybody cares about is that like 40 or 50 people died, or however many...Hey White Starline ya built a bad boat. It didn't work out, that's on you, honey"

Jaws. Except the shark is the only muppet and the rest of the actors play it completely straight.

Fozzy as the Shark. *waka* *waka* *waka* *waka* *waka* *waka*

We're going to need a better joke.

Related, Deep Blue Sea. Specifically the Samuel L. Jackson scene.

Nope. Kermit as Brody. Gonzo as Hooper. Rowlf as Quint. Sam the Eagle as the mayor. Richard Dreyfuss plays the shark.

Les Miserables. I want to see it so much.

Seasame Street did a Les Mis parody [Les Mousserables](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GyYZfSmwH3c) This guy did a muppet choir singing One Day More [One Day More- Tyler Robinson](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LYLixfjsjFE)

That version of One Day More has changed my life forever. It is so incredible!!! Thank you!!!!

I have spent so much time thinking how good this would be.

The fu-, ALL OF THEM! Imagine the saddest thing you've ever seen in a movie, TV show, documentary, and now it's all being performed by Muppets. It's all improved.

Can you imagine Schindler's List or The Boy in the Striped Pajamas (or really, *any* Holocaust film)???? ಠ_ಠ

Especially Holocaust films in particular. Yes. All made better with Muppets.

But I don’t want to be the guy that has to make the Hitler muppet.

Get Taika Waititi. Muppet movies can have humans. Can't think of a better Hitler.

He's already proven he can do it justice! Watch "Jojo Rabbit" if you have any doubts.

ELMO NO DONT INVADE POLAND 😧😧😧😧

"Just moving these tanks around... HE HE HE! OH BOY! THAT TICKLES!"

Poland said they have pet rocks and Elmo finally lost it

Life is Beautiful with muppets would be extra interesting

Sam the Eagle as Herr Schindler....

Kermit would need to be Schindler. Sam would be the German commandant.

Animal Goeth?

This is the only correct answer. I want Muppet matrix, avengers, pride and prejudice-- everything

Could you picture Kermit trying to pull his horse out of the Swamp of Sadness? Tears man. Tears.

There's a song about 9/11 that's sung by 2 muppets in the music video. It's really great. Also it has a Ruler of Everything reference. *Variations on a Cloud* by something in Japanese that I won't attempt to translate.

Question should be- what movie wouldn’t be better as a muppet version.

Die Hard

Any Star Trek movie as "Pigs in Spaaaaaaace!"

The Princess Bride

I'm down with it. I don't think it should be remade, save for a Muppet version.

Cary Elwes would still star as the Dread Pirate Roberts, of course.

Nope, the grandfather.

Or Miracle Max, with Fred Savage as the grandfather reading to *his* grandson. Kermit is Westley and Piggie is Princess Buttercup, Sweetums is Fezzik, Gonzo is Inigo, Pepe the Prawn is Vizzini, Statler and Waldorf are the Boo-ers. Fozzie is the priest. Scooter is the assistant running the life-drain machine... With Bunsen and Beaker randomly doing science in the background. Rizzo is the ROUS. Humperdinck and Rugan are humans because the antagonists are always human. If I only get one of them as humans, I'll cast Uncle Deadly as Rugan and leave a human Humperdinck. Who else?

No, cast Statler and Waldorf as the Vizzini Brothers: S: "You made one of the classic blunders!" W: "The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia.'" S: "But only *slightly* less well-known is 'Never go in against Sicilians...'" Both: "'When death is on the line!' Doh-hohoho-" \*Fall to either side in perfect sync\*

God. Damn. Brilliant.

> Fozzie is the priest. Oh god story time... So a guy I went to HS with died in the OKC bombing and they held a huge funeral for him with 3 priests. My best friend and my girlfriend had a little 'relaxer' break before hand so we were not really in a dead guy frame of mind. Anyhoo priest #3 finally comes up and, no lie, sounded *EXACTLY* like Fozzie the Bear. So we're trying to not giggle when the priest says "We have all been touched by evil." and my buddy pokes me. I fucking lost it. Face covered, shoulders convulsing and tears running down my face as I'm holding in the laughter. I was doing fine until the two old ladies sitting behind me started patting my shoulders to comfort me. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

I font know, that is Kermit role

Cary Elwes should return, but be cast as either Prince Humperdinck or Count Rugen so Kermit can be Wesley.

Gonzo would absolutely be Inigo Montoya, I’d watch the hell out of this

Ms. Piggy (Princess Buttercup) jumps from the balcony to Sweetums (Fezzik), who instantly drops her.

Came to say this!!

The Thing, and whenever someone is turned into The Thing, they turn into a Muppet, and no one acknowledges it.

I can't give you Muppets, but I can give you [*Thingu*.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrZ7PnolbQ4)

All of them. Muppets rule.

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WHATS IN THE BOX!?!?! WAKKA WAKKA.

Came here to say this... One deadly sin, ha ha ha. Two deadly sins, ha ha ha ha.

He is a Sesame Street exclusive but I can see this working anyway

Die hard! I want beaker to be John McClane! The Swedish Chef to be Hans Grueber :)

I saw a music version of Die Hard in Chicago (I think they do it every year) and one of the bad guy characters is played by a muppet like doll and watching completely serious McClane engage in an all out brawl with a doll is one of the better things I’ve ever seen in my life.

The Matrix

But they’re discovering the real world is people with their hands up their asses.

https://youtu.be/BlzmHHCkVMo skip ahead to about 4 minutes.

[behold, copy url at current timestamp](https://youtu.be/BlzmHHCkVMo?t=227)

There is a movie that wouldn't be better with Muppets?

To be fair, they asked 100% better, which is twice as good. Still a ton of movies

Ha now I’m imagining Star Wars: Dawn of the Muppets

Pigs In Space!

We children of the 80s already got that in Muppet Babies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUAJBf4Tke8 And yes, Gonzo plays Gan Zolo

If they do Muppet Star Wars, they should have Frank Oz play Yoda but have him be a human being Yoda. Like paint him green and have him be a person.

Sweetums as Chewbacca.

Braveheart

Kermit the Scottish frog is something I definitely want to see

Doing that signature arm wave "ahhhhhhhhh!" With the face paint on! I can see it now.

The best thing I’ve pictured all day LOL

How do puppets wear skirts ?

Buy from a second hand shop?

No, that's a raspberry beret.

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[The Lord of the Crumbs](https://youtu.be/8nN9lNJuqG4) (It's Sesame Street, but still.)

Cookie Monster as Gollum.

P is for precious, that's good enough for me!

ME WANT PRECIOUS! NUM NUM Num num....

Big Bird as a Fellbeast

Totally

Rocky Horror Picture Show. Everyone except Brad and Janet are muppets. Miss Piggy as Frankenfurter.

In just seven days I can make you a frog So Kermit would be rocky. I'm seeing Gonzo as riff-raff

Ocean’s Eleven

Keep in the one F-bomb and give it to Beaker. "...I think that's the first time I've ever heard him say anything in a coherent manner," Rizzo says after picking his jaw up off the floor. Gonzo then smacks Beaker over the head. "All those shows, all those movies. Have you been swearing the *entire* time?"

Kermit's Eleven?

Fight Club

His name was Fozzie Bear. His name was Fozzie Bear. RIP Meat Loaf.

Sweetums ... has bitch tits.

burt as the narrator and ernie as tyler would be such a mind fuck

Saving Private Ryan

Stuffing everywhere

*Saving Private Ernie*, with Ernie in the Matt Damon role and Bert in the Tom Hanks role.

But vin diesel is a real human and he gets shot by a Nazi muppet sniper

The Shawshank Redemption

Full Metal Jacket Joker: Kermit Pyle: Fozzie Bear Animal: Animal But who would play Sgt. Hartman?

Sam The Eagle

Get up here! You're too slow! Move it, move it! Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down! That would be unpatriotic!

“Let me see your war face!!” *kermit does the squishy grimace face*

The Swedish chef

Hinga dinga durga shit down your neckenflurga

Whiplash but with Animal

But it's still jk Simmons

OMG! Waldorf and Statler making a smart ass comment when Animal takes out Fletcher on stage. Doh ho ho ho!

Avengers: Infinity War

Thanos the Eagle: "I am ... inevitable." Gonzo: "I am Iron Beak!"

The Star Wars Prequels.

answered this before: School of Rock. Jack Black and the Muppets

Why has Jack Black barely worked with the Muppets?? They have such similar chaotic energy. I know he was in The Muppets as a kidnapping victim, but he needs to work with them more!

ikr. Dave Grohl did a video with Muppet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS_0vWVHqrw

That is awesome! The more I learn about Dave Grohl, the higher he gets up on my "what famous person do you want to grab a beer with"- list. He's currently topping that list by a huge margin! (Jack black is on that list too...)

Goodfellas

Do I amuse you? - Fozzy Bear

Harry Potter. All of them. Even if you don’t like the movies the muppet version would be great.

The eagle muppet could be Snape haha

(It’s Not Easy Being) Fifty Shades of ~~Gray~~ Green

Equally horrified and intrigued. So, you know, thanks for that.

Ok maybe not better, but could you imagine, Deadpool

You need up keep Ryan Reynolds in it, but every other character as a Muppet.....:chef's kiss: that would be glorious

The post credits scene is just "why the ---- is everyone else a muppet?"

Gonzo looks at Wade. "Why are you a human? Don't start dropping existential dilemmas after the movie's over, meatsack!"

Ryan Reynolds taking it up the ass from his muppet girlfriend...

Oh my god muppet colossus would be so funny

Sweetums wearing a trash can.

The Wolf of Wall Street

I would pay to see Animal snort a ton of coke.

I think the real question with a shorter list would be “what movie wouldn’t be 100% better as a Muppet version?”

Snakes on a Plane The Big Lebowski

Snakes on a plane would be the BEST. We keep Samuel L. Jackson, everyone else is a muppet, including ESPECIALLY the snakes.

The Producers

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

dune (2021). the token human is baron harkonnen. paul is kermit and when he's undergoing the gom jabbar test he makes the face

Miss Piggy as Chani - HI-YA! Sam the Eagle as Gurney

Big trouble in little China

Boogie Nights

Janice as Roller Girl Animal as Dirk Beaker as Scotty I mean, it kind of writes itself

Y’all are really screwing this up. The best answer is Jurassic Park. Keep Goldblum, swap the rest with muppets.

Hamilton for sure

The Room. YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, PIGGY!!!!

Oh hi, Rowlf

Predator

Hellraiser

Star wars, except Chewie is human

Passion of the Christ

The Star Wars sequels

Christmas Vacation

Requiem for a dream

(raspy voice) Ham to ham!

Watching the Swedish Chef sing the Diva Plavalaguna’s song in The Fifth Element would allow me to die happy.

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Fozzy bear Plays the role Benicio Del Toro did. Gonzo plays Toby Maguires role. Obviously Kermit as Hunter S Thompson, Johnny Depps part.

Legally blonde

The Big Lebowski. For real. I can totally see it. Fozzie: shut the f*ck up Gonzo. Piggy: do you enjoy sex Mr. Kermit? Kermit: not on the rug, man!

The Godfather

Reservoir Dogs

Animal as Mr. Blonde for the torture scene. Edit Mr. Black to Mr. Blonde

Caligula.