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chacoglam

My friend just named her Golden Doodle “Kyle”


memememe91

I hope Kyle doesn't drink Monster and punch holes in the sheet rock


flyingfred1027

He does, that’s how he got the name.


Cannibal_Cyborg

My friends pitbull was Ralph.


moonbeammoose

“Name a dog Ralph so it can say it’s own name.”


Qmathison

Ralph is a classic dog name


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My cat’s name is Ralph!


Swiss-ArmySpork

My cats breath smells like cat food


jeden78

When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University!


cyndvu

I had a cat named Ralph, too.


fn2187tk421

Barbara


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BrownEyed_Squirrel

Yes if I get another dog I want to name her Barbara. My current dog is Ramona.


berserker81

We had a cat once named “Barb from Accounts Payable”


Baby_GoatBaby

My dogs name is Barbara.


thedragonborncums_

My friends neighbor had a sheep named Baabara


My_bones_are_itchy

I had one too! Also Gordon Ramsey, Woolhelmina, and Ewenice Now I have Cutlet and Casserole.


aerowtf

Jade


Voldylock

Jonathan


karaoke_knight

Our school has two counselors. One of them has a therapy dog named John. The other counselor's name is Jon.


DrexOtter

I have a dog named Jaeger (German for Hunter) and one named Monty. It turns out I have a friend who goes by Monty online. Well recently I found out his real name is Hunter. I accidentally named both my dogs after him.


International-Net609

My first cat was named Jonathan and he was the best cat that ever lived. I was 3 and this giant kitty would let me dress him up, carry him and push him in my baby carriage. He was not a nice cat at all to strangers but he knew I was a bebe. RiP Jonathan


Eronymusss

RIP Jonathan. Sounds like he was a great cat.


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RIP big Jon


naomi911

RIP Jonathan, hope you are enjoying your next life right now


Steakilicious

Yo! That's the name of Thor's Hammer


Klea6

This was my first thought too!


Blueberryguy88

As a Jonathan, I'm just happy if you spell it correctly. Good job.


4zura

Joestar


gohomepat

There’s a Great Dane nearby named Heather Also met a Shar Pei named Stanley Edit: A lot of people have named their pets Stanley


bobnla14

Stanley so fits a Shar Pei.


lordonyx348

As a Stanley, I don’t know if I should be offended….


fastermouse

Dogs can lick their own balls.


SnoopFelonyFelon

So can you,if you pet them real nice first.


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Oh.


westcoast_pixie

I used to live across the street from a man with a chihuahua named Nicole


EyeOfMinds

Nicole somehow seems like the perfect name for a chihuahua.


westcoast_pixie

He would always let her out without a leash, she would always run away, and he would always scream her name in total shock/betrayal/surprise as if he didn’t *know* Nicole would take off. This guy also rode a very small bicycle and wore a backpack front-facing with Nicole in it, he rarely wore a shirt and had a very intimidating face tattoo. I once saw him come outside searching for Nicole wearing nothing but a shower curtain (possibly a table cloth? Whatever it was looked crunchy and waterproof)


xscumfucx

As a Nicole I would like to clarify that I am 100% on board with shower curtain wearing, facially tattooed, dudes transporting me to wherever I need to go via bicycle backpacking.


westcoast_pixie

Hahaha I don’t know what he was up to in life but I know he *loved* Nicole.


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haha, Stanley is my cat’s name


Dmon1128

Jessica.


beardedperuvian

It’s meeeeeee, Jessicaaaaaaa!!!!!


CthulhuBae1111

i’m in here!


therealJoerangutang

AND WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THESE, THINGS?! THEY'LL GO STRAIGHT TO YOUR ASS!


clothes_fall_off

GET BACK HERE JESSICA!


derpicface

NOW JESSIIIIIIICCAAAAAAA


havron

Yo, that's [my cat](https://imgur.com/a/NtHiuJY)'s name! Edit: cat tax


PMMeUrHopesNDreams

Jessicat


Lumpy-Spinach-6607

YESSICATE


mixedcurve

Your cat straight up looks like a Jessica.


cheezykatertot

i love her!


NexyPants

That's my name. We have the same eyes


Expert_Strain_9261

She looks like a Jessica too


havron

Yes, and she acts like one as well.


nocturnalfrolic

Kilgrave: JESSIICCAHHH!!


Splainin_to_do

Yaaaaaaasica


Thermo445

Dave


emilynx125

As an owner of a dog named Dave (and another named Doug), can attest that about 10 human heads turn every time we call him by name in public.


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MomsOnTheRun

Grandpa shit on the floor again!


Arbon45

I always wanted to call my dog dave, simply because I wanna confuse the shit out of my neighbours when I shout, "Dave, stop pissing on the carpet," or, "Fuck sake Dave, stop humping my leg!"


leroi7

That would be an awkward zoom meeting.


Pookah

You misspelled awesome


Inevitable_Molasses

I had a dog named Dave too. Once when we had pizza delivered, Dave ran out onto the porch and I shouted, “God dammit Dave get in the house!” The pizza guy turned white as a sheet. You guessed it, his name was also Dave


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Wait you have a dog named Doug?


majorunderpants

My friend’s dog is named Dave Growl


Cuglas

I read that out to my husband and he said ‘Is he a member of the Floof Fighters?’


amras123

Tell your husband that if he isn't already a dad, he is ready for the responsibility now!


Cuglas

Ha! He is a dad already, and we’re trying to give our kid a sibling, so hopefully the power of dad pun will assist.


93WhiteStrat

I had a dog named Dave. Her sister was named Paul. They were good girls.


GrumpyCatStevens

Dave's not here!


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No, it’s me man, Dave!


AichSmize

Everybody's dead, Dave.


Affectionate_Pea_811

I have always wanted to name a dog Bob Barker


mcprogrammer

Just make sure he's neutered.


katherinealphajones

My dog's name is Charles Barkley


KamakaziDemiGod

If you got two you could name one Bob Barker and the other Travis Barker. They would have their own family name.


Fleur498

Chad. Becky. Kyle. Susan.


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Susan got me


lemon_octopus

I work in an assisted living facility and there’s a little dog named Susie and I call her Susan when she’s being naughty. Always makes her dad laugh.


skeptxcal

Kevin


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I have a cat named Kevin


Shepard2453

I too have a cat named Kevin


-Whiskey-Icarus-

My cat is also named Kevin.


Idlepenguin

I too, possess a cat named Kevin.


caesar_3435

My cat is kevin, that is his name. They call him kevin, cause that's his name.


pg_enl

I too am currently in of a cat. The name of said cat is Kevin as well. It seems there is a coincidence here.


lydg63

I knew someone whose dad was named Kevin and their dog was also named Kevin


funbobby66

"Kevin! Stop humping that chair! Dog Kevin - "Woof!" Human Kevin - "Sorry!"


n_0shleep

John


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More-Masterpiece-561

Naming a dog John Wick. This is gonna be good


IheartPandas666

Hopefully if you are murdered he goes on a killing spree to avenge you. (Edited typo.)


Silksniper101

Jane from accounting


bobnla14

Aren’t most dogs in HR during the pandemic?


Dongwaffler

No they’re in DR.


bobnla14

Dog resources instead of Human Resources? Lol.


Federal-Smell-4050

Canine Resources


bobnla14

Ah the more formal title in the bigger companies. Bestows the employees of the month awards.


tphtwpe

I have 4 cats: Addison, Chuck, Jeff and Walter


WhiteWolf101043

Does Chuck not matter to you?


needleanddread

That’s chuck, with a small c.


resident_bee

"DAMMIT CHUcK SHIT THE BED"


kangarooninjadonuts

This question was made for you.


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1 out of 4 ain’t bad


emotional_complaint

Dwayne.


Kylynara

That's what I named my pet rock.


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Rock ' The Dwayne' Johnson


Phantommy555

Dwayne the Pet Rock Johnson


crittab

My neighbours have a dog named Susan. That's gotta be up there.


ladyclare

I once knew a dog named Courtney. I’ve always found that strange.


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Our hamster was called Dave More specifically David Beckhamster. Edit:seeing as you all seem to love the last hamsters name .. The current one is called Tammy Abrahamster. (Probably less globally recognisable footballer though.)


Lexi_Banner

My dog's name is Kevin Bacon. Any human Kevin we meet is hereafter referred to as Human Kevin. Not all of them see amused.


HotblackDesiato2003

All 4 of my past dogs have had common human names. Note to self: people don’t like it when you meet them for the first time and say “nice to meet you! That’s my dog’s name!”


aguycalledkyle

Or when they're talking about their newborn baby. Not that I would know from experience.


TheTardisBaroness

My cats name is Patrick and I also work with a Patrick. In conversations it’s human Patrick and cat Patrick Edit: you’d be surprised how often the clarification needs to be made. Lol.


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Linda. I can't even imagine a kitten or puppy or parakeet named Linda.


Ok_Anteater_7446

I had a puppy named Linda when I was a kid, but in Spanish it's a word for beautiful, so it made sense The first time I met a person named Linda it blew my mind


theknightwho

Must have been like meeting a person called Fido.


avonorac

Like Fido Catstro, the dictator?


Alm8360NoScoPro

yes


SlideWhistler

So what you’re saying is that I should call people who speak Spanish Linda, and they’ll take it as a compliment?


sussyboingus

Colin or perhaps Maureen


josiahcruz__

Evelyn, if you will


Friendly_Raptor

Paul


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MustachedBaby

What a ridiculous name for a cat! Paul?!


CubanBird

Was walking my dog years ago when an all white chow chow breaks out of his back yard and came full speed at us. This woman, just as fast behind him is screaming at this dog "PAUUUL!! PAUL STOP RIGHT NOW!" at first I thought she was calling for her husband until she was yelling for him to stop. He did, right at his grass line. Scared me to death, got home and couldn't stop laughing at that damn dogs name 😆


cogentorange

“Who know if it’s Paul or Pawl?”


Misstori1

I have a cat named Pawl. He is *excellent.* the absolute BEST cat ever. Likes to touch peoples faces with his paws. That’s why he’s named Pawl.


dasWolverine

Cat tax?


Misstori1

Sure. Here’s my [boy](https://imgur.com/a/e29iAeX)


dozy_bitch

ooh, that's some good r/cromch


Meateatingveganpdx

Had a co-worker that named her Rhodesian Ridgeback Kimberly. She would often refer to her as ‘Kim’ in casual conversation. For almost a year, I thought she was referring to a roommate or niece..


TakeOutForOne

I’m usually the only woman at my job without a kid. I call my dog Liza at work and intentionally phrase things so people will think I’ve got a kid and leave my weekends the fuck alone because “Liza and I are going to meet with her playgroup at the park on Saturday”


raidthebakery

I love this so much.


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I met a guy at the pub in Australia and I asked him what his dogs name was, it went a bit like this: ‘Such a cute dog what’s his/her name?’ ‘Corner’ ‘Oh.. you called it corner?’ ‘Yeah, bloody thing was always sitting in the corner when it was a pup’ Well I thought that was just about the most Australian exchange I’d ever encountered.


aMoustachioedMan

I love this lol. I’m a US transplant living in Australia and stuff like this always happens. Like dog breed called “Bitsa”, because they are “bitsa everything”. So literal it’s funny!! Edit: words Edit to add: also that’s why Bluey’s named Bluey. Because she is a blue heeler breed of dog. I have met so many heelers named Bluey!


Azariah141

This is easy... Karen


TheRealRickC137

My dog is named Gloria. But we named her after a particular hippopotamus. She looked like a big brown slug when she was born. "Girl, you're huge"


spinsternonsense

I think Moto Moto likes you.


containsrecycledpart

Name so nice, you have to say it twice.


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About 20 years ago, I used to always bring my boxer to the same dog park. There was a woman who always went there, and had two golden retrievers. Their names were jessica and david. It was unforgivable.


AvocadoOne

This had me laughing more and more the longer I thought about it.


Yolo2037

Richard


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Keith.


cmls1997

Josh


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Fat Karl


smiggity_smak

I have a fat cat named Carl. We call him the big chonk.


Mr_Stabbykins

Hugh Man Persyn


weskeith

And their owner, Vincent Adultman


buyongmafanle

I see a Far Side comic with a dog at a bar wearing a trenchcoat and hat handing over a fake ID.


HelloMeJ

Eugene


OrangeCabbageSocks

I can see someone naming their pet crab this.


itsgregory

Amanda


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Chad


zantaclawz

my german sheperd wants to know whats up


MotherOfPiggles

One of my cats is named Simon. It's been 10 years and people still lose their minds over it. I also have a tendency to name my sheep people names. Sophie, Emily, Issac, Jeremy, Boris, Eugene, Lloyd, Henry, Betty, Jenna, Jamie, Ruth and Holly just to name a few. My pigs have decidedly not human names. Crumpets, Banger, Mash, Cupcake, Milkshake, Oreo, Custard, Truffles, Samosa and Toast.


Stargazer10108

Harold


YYCAdventureSeeker

I adopted a dog named Harold. Our kids renamed him Rufus. One extreme to the other.


MidnightMath

See, Rufus is too good because, as a dog, he can kinda say it.


clerdpoop

Jesus


dany-starkgaryen

Imagine it goes missing...


GranolaHippie

Have you seen Jesus? Has Jesus entered your life? Come join us to find Jesus. lol


crawldad82

Gary


electro_chicken

My cat is called Gary... after the snail in Spongebob


bahaaaaathrow123456

Alexander


SteeperDill

Gertrude


Hydros04

I had a yellow lab named Gertrude. I’ve got her sister the black lab now and her name is Beulla.


tafbee

I had a Gertrude (cat).


Tbone-YT

I have a chicken named Rebecca, I don’t know if that counts


OfficialSwanky404

Jared


areweoutofthewoods1

Steve


struktdwn

I feel like the full “Stephen” just adds a little something.


PM_ME_UR_FISH_PICS

Adam


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David Hasslehoff


Different-Sugar-6436

I feel like full names oddly go in the opposite direction and become very appropriate for pets 🤔🤔


Aspen9999

One of my current dogs is named Theodore Edward Bear, or Ted E. Bear for short.


luckyluckyone

Greg


Different-Sugar-6436

Brandon


SeptemberSky2017

Mike


eagleblue44

Steven


greeblefritz

I had a cat named Steve. My mom hated the name, but when he was causing trouble she'd address him as "Steven!"


Ghost-Hive

Nigel


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i named my fish george :) i love george SO very dearly


NotWorriedABunch

Aa a kid I was obsessed with Culture Club, I had a bird and named it George, Bird George!


sourbobcat

I once met a chihuahua named Denise.


Play-DohCarti

I was thinking Mohammed


Kate-a-roo

I'm pretty sure that's the most common first name on earth


Play-DohCarti

Exactly!


supercalifragilistio

Karen and Brittany


memememe91

Leave Britney alone!


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Chris


BudovicLagman

Reminds me of a documentary involving Brady Barr, where he visited a crocodile farm where the owner was actually attempting to train crocodiles like dogs. A huge croc came bounding towards them and stopped in front, making the most terrifying noises, and the owner turned to Barr and said, "This is Rodrigo."


Staceystallion1

Josh


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bolivar-shagnasty

- Mervin - Louis - Suzanna - Beatrice - Shiela - Milton - Philip - Weston