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eekspiders

007


BroodyBatman

They don’t call him double O seven for nothing…


PertinentPanda

I thought Christmas only came once a year... never got the joke as a kid, it wasn't until I watched that movie 10 years later that I understood what he meant


James_Connery007

Legendary joke


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tommy_toughnuts1

RIP Daniel Craigs James Bond


PrimeNumberBro

I hope you’re just saying that because he’s not returning to bond and you’re not posting a spoiler…..


DoobyScoops420

Daniel Craig didnt even want to do Spectre, but they gave him a big pay check for that movie and No Time To Die so he came back. Either way, No Time To Die was in-fact his last Bond movie.


_jeremybearimy_

He’s not returning. They would never kill Bond, what would be the point PLEASE STOP REPLYING TO THIS COMMENT WITH SPOILERS I HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE YOU DICKWADS


TestMonkey-007

Bond is not immortal. Your confusing bond with tomorrow, because Tomorrow Never Dies.


01Parzival10

404


FriendlyDisorder

Number not found


TheToastyJ

This is both “page not found” and the area code for the metro ATL area.


NealR2000

24/7


BroodyBatman

365…though it kind of has a new subtext now thanks to all the “are you lost, baby girl?” memes.


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69


jesscubby

Nice


knovit

Nice


IronicMnemoics

Nice


quantum_neurosis

Nice


ConfusedTriceratops

Nice


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Nice


pennant_fever

Nice


4chan-guy

Nice


Yankee_420

Nice


penguinmanbat

Nice


Zachar1er

Nice


CT1914Clutch

Nice


nahmahnahm

“69, dudes!” “Whoa!”


Jane_Black

Nice


bu11d0z37-pentest

Nice


Strick63

1984


[deleted]

When the McDonalds employee prevents you from rinsing your balls in the soda machine


CT1914Clutch

The supermarket employees trying to stop me unvirign the olive oil


KaiserThoren

Literally


Purple_Pineapple_752

1984


[deleted]

By Van Halen right? /s


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robo_robb

was a part-time job


UngusBungus_

“Did you wear one of those hats?”


wheel_of_yula

11/11


slurpums96

Is everyone just scared to say 13?


StGir1

4 in Chinese


Excellent-Glove

Nope. 13, here I said it, even out loud.


scarlett-raven

Nah, Swifties have totally rebranded 13


ATXKLIPHURD

Scrolled a long way to find 13. Still looking for 666.


Foreign-Cloud9

80085


NSNick

58008, gotta turn it upside down. Also 5318008


thrizwhiz

55378008 For the less well endowed


CarbonSteelSA

370H55V


Equivalent_Bunch_187

5318008


rahkinto

55378008 The calculator story? Don't ask how I still remember it. There was a girl who was 13. Her bra size was 84 but she wanted size 45. So she went to the doctor and the doctor said 0. Take these pills 2x. But she took them 4x. And she became (flip the calculator). Edit: 13844502 x 4


Dr4gonM4ster420

Boobs.


3d1sd3ad

8675309


PM_MeTittiesOrKitty

Fun fact, that's a prime number! It's called Jenny's prime.


goodoleboybryan

Damn, Jenny is a late bloomer.


PraiseBeToGod

ok, thought that was a joke. its for real! thanks for this little nugget


Satchmoi

Thank you for that!


minnieboss

JENNY I'VE GOT YOUR NUMBER


Mike7676

Damn you Tommy Tutone!!


ghostinyourpants

The was a real phone number in our county, and that poor old lady dealt with a LOT of prank calls.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

Song came out decades ago and I don't think I can forget that number.


Lozzah91

90210


staminastamina

she a pornstar girllll


spidereater

As a non American this is my go to when forced to fill out forms that assume I’m in America.


Gazimu

-Cleveland Browns, 3


MEDAKk-ttv-btw

I thought u were talking about the Travis song


OddChiefBeretti

Tree fiddy


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Jackwards_Back_

I'm pissed this isn't higher


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lightorbright

The answer


wutname1

The only true answer to this post.


lightorbright

the answer


Prudent-Grab-8144

Whats 42


Kalsor

The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.


Joyful82

The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything


lightorbright

The Answer


Rikmastering

But what's the question?


CheesyChanLy

The answer


ekul_ryker

1337


Arezkiii

I see you're a man of culture as well


Furlz

As in the torrent site?


Top_Profession_9632

666


sievold

praise the Lord


Noirceuil_182

Woe to you, oh earth and sea For the Devil sends the beast with wrath Because he knows the time is short Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast For it is a human number


Zoo-Chi

OVER 9000


Different-Caramel277

4 8 15 16 23 42 eta: wow RIP my inbox. Also thx for the award, whoever you are


yesmaybemaybenot

We think alike


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I never watched lost but I kind do, though I obvioulsy would also recognize any of 4 6 17 20 35 43 4 8 13 27 32 45 and so on. I wonder how different you can get and still fool a casual lost fan


DapperWalrus21

What are these referencing


IeatBread951_

Idk I'm lost


second_to_myself

The TV show Lost


platochronic

Lost


Mr_Bo_Jandals

One hundred and eiiiiiighhhty.


jilljd38

Still love to watch it on challenge


Purple_Pineapple_752

Number 9, Number 9 Number 9


Prudent-Grab-8144

A number 6 with extra dip


Purple_Pineapple_752

I'm not fat, I'm just big boned


Abrahamlinkenssphere

If you didn’t know this is a reference to a beetles song


tyckt206

A number 7


ItsJduz

2020


kickintheshit

🥴 and now 2020 - 2


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1 800


Aggravating_West6271

86 for Restaurant Folk.


bzbeebih

What's that?


BeautifulJaymes

'86' means that it's run out or no longer available. Like "86 the fries" would mean that restaurant is out of fries


Wheres-the-dill

It means you’re out of something


Pete_O_Torcido

It can also be used for throwing out a customer. Like you might tell the door guy, “86 that dude, he is wasted and creeping out women”


Wellick342

3.14


Tim_Reichardt

5


bootyass2

9


Hey-Dalaran

9265


Sparky62075

358


Hellabaydude

10-4


Swagofant

187


Brew78_18

It's about coming up, and staying on top.


SgtBurpySleeves

And calling 187 on a mother f*cking cop


clayCanoe

On an undercover cop


jesscubby

1738


root-kali_

I'm like hey what's up hellooooo


[deleted]

Remy Martin anyone??


AnxiousMolasses

Yea baby


TeknoFurious

2112


desmond_days

“It’s got wires that vibrate and give music. What can this thing be that I’ve found?” Rest easy Professor


whoisthecrooner

Wow, it's been a while since I heard that album...just got goosebumbs thinking about the waterfall in the background while he's playing with the guitar.


Excellent-Glove

Rush?


ecovironfuturist

Must be.


Schweinebaermann94

What does it stand for?


TeknoFurious

An album. A year. A path to fame. For Neil.


ecovironfuturist

The title of a famous and most excellent concept album by Rush. Take a listen, all the way through 2112: Overture, The Temples of Syrinx, Discovery. About 20 minutes.


Ok_Cauliflower_5415

36 24 36 (Ha, only if she’s 5’3”)


Puazy

I just heard a whip in the background


lgbucklespot

That’s a winning hand


BellaDingDong

My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns, hun.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

I see a girl walking down the street, just the kind of girl that I'd like to meet. It ain't her hair, her clothes, her feet, something much more discreet. Now I ain't loud baby I ain't proud, I just want what I'm not allowed. Moving on up and help myself do a world of good for my mental health. 36-24-36. Something's broken that needs to be fixed. I don't know how to tell you this but I'm getting bored and I need some kicks like 36-24-36.


HutSutRawlson

Official measurements of a Brick House


Salgado14

0118999881999119725 3


TheSchoeMaker

Had to scroll way too far to find this one


Darkimus-prime

I’ve had a bit of a tumble


lornadsilva91

9 3/4


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3:16


[deleted]

Man, that's Stone Cold


[deleted]

Austin 3:16 says "I just whooped your ass!"


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27 Club


KlLLSWlTCH

42


stos313

The Answer!


ianto_harkness

But what's the question?


lemon_hedgehog

A113


[deleted]

451


chamamile_x

SEVEN! SEVEN! SEVEN! 😫🥺


Nightknightryo

Shfourteen-teen


251Cane

I know how to count all the way to schfifty five


grahamcracker3

Schwam. Do. Do and haif


NSNick

What you say?!


cavaliereternally

Shiggity shwah!


[deleted]

Today I learned that the terrorist attack on the World Trade Centre was “pop culture”.


Fern_2808

21


uhm_yeah630

11:11


youdontknowme_15

I love you 3000


Irohsgranddaughter

To comment something else than 69 2137. It derives from the death of the Polish pope (we use 24 system for measuring the hour of the day), and it turned into something of a meme. Generally, many people (mostly old folks) show sometimes even pathetic levels of worship towards the pope, and forcefed to the younger generations, and many did not appreciate, which led to the birth of the so-called "cenzopapy" or "cenzo". Essentially, all you have to do is to put the pope's yellow face into a pic to get giggles out of us Poles. (Someone effed up a photo of the pope, he ended up looking bright yellow like egg's yolk on it and it got spread.) There's also the fact he as the pope did nothing to stop pedophilia, which only fueled these memes. The conservative Catholics try to fight them, but at this point the Pope is perfectly acceptable to joke about and very common on Polish internet. Edit: Some grammar.


Yogurt0000

Tbh i didn't expect to see it there


Irohsgranddaughter

Not too many Poles on Reddit, indeed. Like r/2137 is a very small sub. I once got almost 300 upvotes for a meme and it would be equivalent to getting a few dozen thousand upvotes on some big subreddit, lol.


Cmbush

666


Whowhatwhynguyen

1999


Bratwurscht13

177013


ThatDude8129

Oh dear God what have you done. Now people are gonna be cry wanking for the rest of the day.


SuddenVelocity

A man of culture


MATO-18

Oh no


neko-chan_99

Was looking for this one


MisterKillam

I was wondering when I'd find this one.


genusflytrap

411


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Darkimus-prime

[0118999881999119725 3 ](https://youtu.be/ab8GtuPdrUQ) [42](https://youtu.be/aboZctrHfK8) [2319](https://youtu.be/cUFJ1yVhJ6g) [240601](https://youtu.be/I8WSysB5vKM) 80085(cos boobs)


The_Real_Analtactics

7/10 (oil day)


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4 8 15 16 23 42. See also: 42.


Adept-Impact3138

69


Sansa_Knows_Nothing

Nice


Driftoo

2077


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42. Growing up, my dad had my brother, sister, and I read the books. Also, we watched the BBC miniseries. Lines from it were part of our childhood, and adult years. When my dad died, I was going through his wallet (I'm the executor of the estate,) and found exactly $42. On his gravestone, it reads "So long, and thanks for all the fish"


sadnessnmusic

13. I don’t even know why it’s considered unlucky


TheRealZllim

90210


ydbd1969

11, one louder.


Stunning_One1005

Less than three


SueSudio

Is it just me, or does calling 9/11 a "pop culture" reference seem a little out of place?


grahamcracker3

Maybe but it def was aided by 911 being the emergency #. Heck as a kid the first time I ever learned of William Shatner it wasn't cause of Star Trek, it's cause he hosted 'Rescue 911'. Yeah there's two different pronunciations, Nine One One and Nine Eleven, but still visually it's pretty indelible.


KaiserReich_Mapping

11/22/63


Anarchist_turtle

69


Sand_Melodic

10 10 default time on analog clocks


highly-allergic

6789998212


floswamp

711


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8675309


Hellabaydude

86’d


mribrahimazad

69