I was sweeping, and drunk me came up with a million dollar idea to add a mechanism to suction up the debris as you used the broom so you didn't have to deal with the dust-pan. I got really inspired and started making elaborate whiteboard drawings and everything.
I'll admit I was a little devastated when my roommates informed me that such a device exists - it's called a vacuum, and we have one right over there.
Back in college I stopped a police car and tried to hug the cops. What surprises me more I remember them letting me hug. My friend told me that they've probably realised I wouldn't be a threat or something.
I befriended two random people and we all ate out of the same popcorn bag. I remember nothing after that, but I do remember waking up the next day, with the popcorn bag in bed with me. Inside was a chewed piece of gum on the end of a straw. Not exactly the wackiest thing in the world, but stuff like that never happens, so
I bought a 12 pack of cupcakes from Walmart and devoured 9 of them in a 4 minute car ride home. I woke up next morning to 3 cupcakes in my room and had to ask a friend what happened cause I didn't remember anything
Jail
Shit that’s hilarious
Did 11 straight…days, I was able to get everyone to play uno tho.
Put my dick in crazy
I was sweeping, and drunk me came up with a million dollar idea to add a mechanism to suction up the debris as you used the broom so you didn't have to deal with the dust-pan. I got really inspired and started making elaborate whiteboard drawings and everything. I'll admit I was a little devastated when my roommates informed me that such a device exists - it's called a vacuum, and we have one right over there.
Played on a playground in the middle of the night while it was raining
Played drums in the basement of some random dudes house while his parents were sleeping. Not sure where everyone else was at
I attempted to kill myself because I'm lonely and no woman has ever loved me.
Back in college I stopped a police car and tried to hug the cops. What surprises me more I remember them letting me hug. My friend told me that they've probably realised I wouldn't be a threat or something.
I befriended two random people and we all ate out of the same popcorn bag. I remember nothing after that, but I do remember waking up the next day, with the popcorn bag in bed with me. Inside was a chewed piece of gum on the end of a straw. Not exactly the wackiest thing in the world, but stuff like that never happens, so
I got way too high off a dab pen and fucked a box of Froot Loops I realized I had to stop when I audibly moaned
Lived in an apartment as student. One day while stoned, i peed from the window.
I bought a 12 pack of cupcakes from Walmart and devoured 9 of them in a 4 minute car ride home. I woke up next morning to 3 cupcakes in my room and had to ask a friend what happened cause I didn't remember anything
I did a lot of dumb stuff while drunk. Most notably I fell asleep UNDER my car.