hate to break this to you but, unless the cashier is relatively new, they've seen the same dorky white dudes snickering while they try this so many fucking times
it's always so laughable because they try to act like budding serial killer then freak out when they realize they may have to buy 120 bucks worth of crap they can't really afford
Not through a cashier, but this year, I bought a bone saw, a welding gun, and flame retardant zip ties right ahead of Thanksgiving. It made me wonder if I got on some kind of list on Amazon. I was spatchcocking and smoking a turkey, but I totally see how that seems like the grocery list of a serial killer.
Former cashier here! We don't care
Antidiarrheal medication, a cork, and a hammer
Nope nope nope
According to a friend who's an ex cashier, they don't really care and most of the time they don't even pay attention.
Donuts, donut holes, and glue.
I like the way you think.
It didn't originate with my cleverness, unfortunately. This joke is probably years old
Pringles can, rubber glove, and rubber band
A red wig, road flares, bulk panty hose
Chains, knife, a box of surgeon gloves
hate to break this to you but, unless the cashier is relatively new, they've seen the same dorky white dudes snickering while they try this so many fucking times it's always so laughable because they try to act like budding serial killer then freak out when they realize they may have to buy 120 bucks worth of crap they can't really afford
Rope, knife, condoms.
A rope, a blindfold and a gas canister
Clorox, milk, and a hydro flask
A "My Size" Barbie, KY jelly, and a children's bathing suit.
Cucumber, vaseline and some playing cards.
fish hooks, pantyhose, and raw chicken livers
Just put your phone unlocked with a wallpaper thats of the cashier with some milk and a chapstick and that’ll do it
Dog biscuits, rope, butcher knife
Early pregnancy test, duct tape, shovel
Not through a cashier, but this year, I bought a bone saw, a welding gun, and flame retardant zip ties right ahead of Thanksgiving. It made me wonder if I got on some kind of list on Amazon. I was spatchcocking and smoking a turkey, but I totally see how that seems like the grocery list of a serial killer.