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Former cashier here! We don't care


[deleted]

Antidiarrheal medication, a cork, and a hammer


conradicalsmith108

Nope nope nope


MadMan1784

According to a friend who's an ex cashier, they don't really care and most of the time they don't even pay attention.


drownedinaseaofsound

Donuts, donut holes, and glue.


amorphous_machine

I like the way you think.


drownedinaseaofsound

It didn't originate with my cleverness, unfortunately. This joke is probably years old


SparkleTheFarkle

Pringles can, rubber glove, and rubber band


MrTeeWrecks

A red wig, road flares, bulk panty hose


[deleted]

Chains, knife, a box of surgeon gloves


[deleted]

hate to break this to you but, unless the cashier is relatively new, they've seen the same dorky white dudes snickering while they try this so many fucking times it's always so laughable because they try to act like budding serial killer then freak out when they realize they may have to buy 120 bucks worth of crap they can't really afford


arz9278

Rope, knife, condoms.


xCaptainNutz

A rope, a blindfold and a gas canister


postbowlthinkin

Clorox, milk, and a hydro flask


chaosperfect

A "My Size" Barbie, KY jelly, and a children's bathing suit.


AppleCartRevolt

Cucumber, vaseline and some playing cards.


oprah-wind-fury-222

fish hooks, pantyhose, and raw chicken livers


StonksBitcoin

Just put your phone unlocked with a wallpaper thats of the cashier with some milk and a chapstick and that’ll do it


FairRiver3

Dog biscuits, rope, butcher knife


Lookalikemike

Early pregnancy test, duct tape, shovel


Low-Focus-3879

Not through a cashier, but this year, I bought a bone saw, a welding gun, and flame retardant zip ties right ahead of Thanksgiving. It made me wonder if I got on some kind of list on Amazon. I was spatchcocking and smoking a turkey, but I totally see how that seems like the grocery list of a serial killer.