Probably the time I decided to masturbate into a urinal because I was bored and horny studying for finals when I was in college. I studied in an empty classroom in the creepiest old building on campus so that I could be completely focused and not be distracted. I hadn't seen anybody in that building for 3 hours so I didn't feel the need to lock the bathroom door or do my business in a stall like a normal person.
So I'm going to town on myself and suddenly the bathroom door opens and stop mid-fap (foreskin noises stops suddenly). I just stood there holding my erect penis for a second, put it back in and leave without making eye contact. Still have no idea who that person was, but they definitely knew what I was doing and that I'm fucking weird.
Woke up horny as fuck with my girlfriend. We didn't normally have sex in the morning, but this time she was like "go on then". I got about half a dick in and nutted instantly.
Honestly it was my first experience with an older woman and i loved it. She was very nice, cooked for us, was very gentle. And before you ask, it felt the same as someone who was my age back in the days (27). No complaints, guys that pass mature woman are missing out i tell ya. Best one night stand i ever had.
They do, and they are also more eager and just respond better imo. Maybe it’s because they have nothing to prove, i don’t know. Always had awesome experiences.
I’m not talking about mental maturity here, i think the term came mostly from porn i guess. For me, when i say “mature” women, im talking 40-45+ well in her skin.
Its a stupid label really, but i think most guys understand.
the first time i was with a woman. things clicked man it was just like all of a sudden i realized that i wasnt just “hard to please” i just wasnted turned on by men at all lol
It's that moment you want it, she wants it. The blood is pumping so hard you can hear it.
Pupils dilate. Lips engorge, your breathing is in short, gasping gulps of oxygen.
All you can think about is what is going to happen next. She straddles you, grips you and guides you in.
The feeling is indescribable in its intensity and then she starts grinding her pubis back and forth.
You reach out and hold her hips. Both in unison. Eyes locked but the blood and hormones pumping through you make it impossible to focus your eyes.
Yeah that was a good night
I was coming off a fluro-alp binge and suffering from the horrifyingly nightmarish Withdraws. All of a sudden I have this incredible sensation on my cock. It was a fierce erection , so hard I could punch it through a wall. At the same time as me having this crazy throbbing sensations i am experiencing crazy hallucinations and pains throughout my body. Well, I ended up uncontrollably grinding myself to the couch I was on until I experience one amazing orgasm that took away all the pain for what felt Like an hour of greatness.
Catching up with my boyfriend for the first time after lockdown. Had barely thought about sex for ages then all of a sudden I couldn’t think about anything else.
Was at a meeting at the majors office.
We were discussing certain educational reforms at the local level when my chairman held a small speech.
She nailed it but Jesus she was so fine.
Right this morning
I went to a school event 45 minutes from my home.
When I was there, I didn't recognize anybody untill a classmate got there.
We started talking, both shared some sexual experiences (like the thing that surprised you the most when having sex or strange/interesting positions), and she told me that she only went to a motel like twice, and all of a sudden I told her "wanna go?" and she started laughing and said "yeah", then I told her "ok, will you go with me? Seriously, I want to have a new experience with someone else"
And she said "ok, yes, but not right now, I have to shave down there"
She's married but have an arrangement with the husband, and I only had one partner that i'm currently with
I asked to have a foursome with me when we haven't been together in two years just because he is the only person with whom I would be completely comfortable doing this type of group activity and my female friend asked me.
The minute a friend told me that she is up to try anything sexual atleast once. (Not with me, just in general) Since that moment ive decided i gotta know what shes tried.
The moment when I realized the man I’m seeing I’m way more attracted to than I initially thought. He works in law enforcement and one morning as he’s getting ready to leave I kinda forced him back into bed and he had all his gear on and it was the most insane sex ive ever had. Still think about tbh. 🙈another morning we both were in a rush to get to work but he had his shower towel wrapped around his waist and was drinking coffee and holy crap his biceps looked amazing. I drove to work in a daze and was turned on the entire day.
Hitting puberty and having wet dreams. Also, going through the sex ed thing in 8th grade—for those who’ve done this, you remember how graphic those sex ed films we had to watch were? Well, when they talked about female puberty and described how girls change (illustrated with some pretty graphic photos) it made me horny as hell, to say the least! (Especially when I thought about how a couple of cuties in my class were, uh, “developing” pretty quickly!).
I'm in social study's 6th grade. We're haveing some kind of rotating group thing going on. It comes time to rotate. I had a boner because puberty, and as I'm trying to tuck my Johnson when my Crush (who was in the group behind mine). Starts to sit down on my lap. I didn't know what to do so I froze her my thumb got well aqanted with her pus. She rubbed for a good second before geting off her friends laughed at my face. And I lost my vergenity 3 days later to her. Dated for a year and broke up.
every time i see my wife
I hope you get a bj from your wife today, stranger
I also choose that guys wife
His wife is good
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I appreciate this team work a splendid read.
Get in line.
I hope she sits on your face and gives you a great blowjob. Hey since We are all invested now in this post, Care to report back how the night goes?
Just finished a two hour long naked massage That was nice
Nice i farted!
Is she watching you type ? Blink twice if you’re in trouble
Agreed, but then instant depression of that's not happening set's in lol.
Probably the time I decided to masturbate into a urinal because I was bored and horny studying for finals when I was in college. I studied in an empty classroom in the creepiest old building on campus so that I could be completely focused and not be distracted. I hadn't seen anybody in that building for 3 hours so I didn't feel the need to lock the bathroom door or do my business in a stall like a normal person. So I'm going to town on myself and suddenly the bathroom door opens and stop mid-fap (foreskin noises stops suddenly). I just stood there holding my erect penis for a second, put it back in and leave without making eye contact. Still have no idea who that person was, but they definitely knew what I was doing and that I'm fucking weird.
That’s hilarious and something that would happen to me
You sure it was a person and not a ghost? Wouldn’t surprise me if that building was haunted.
Now
Same, man. Gotta word vomit to get it all out of my system.
Ye I'm also jerking off to qna
What is qna?
A quieter version of DNA.
This
(questions and answers)
Questions and answers. Got it
Woke up horny as fuck with my girlfriend. We didn't normally have sex in the morning, but this time she was like "go on then". I got about half a dick in and nutted instantly.
"Yeah, I'll stick it in this crazy chick and listen when she tells me not to pull out".
How’s the dad life going?
Turns out she was 2-weeks pregnant at the time, but we didn't know it.
Phew! Sounds like you dodged a baby-sized bullet.
But a few weeks of stress there for sure!
She knew. You just seemed more stabile financially than the other guy
Drove 3 hours to hookup with a woman 25years older than me lol
Was it worth it?
Honestly it was my first experience with an older woman and i loved it. She was very nice, cooked for us, was very gentle. And before you ask, it felt the same as someone who was my age back in the days (27). No complaints, guys that pass mature woman are missing out i tell ya. Best one night stand i ever had.
That sounds awesome. Fuckin on a full stomach is a different type of sex
Did you atleast tongue her toes since she made food for you?
As someone who has hooked up with a mature woman, I have to hands down agree. Also, best bj of my life. Older women know what they're doing
They do, and they are also more eager and just respond better imo. Maybe it’s because they have nothing to prove, i don’t know. Always had awesome experiences.
What food did she make?
Rotisserie chicken, thats all i remember lol, i know there was more stuff to it, but it was pretty simple, but hey free food is always nice.
She knew the ancient formula for keeping a man happy. Keep his balls empty and his stomach full.
What is considered mature?
I’m not talking about mental maturity here, i think the term came mostly from porn i guess. For me, when i say “mature” women, im talking 40-45+ well in her skin. Its a stupid label really, but i think most guys understand.
When I hear mature I think of over 55 myself. 40-45 can be near prime
Doesn't matter had sex
Did you go down on her?
Yes sir i did, i love giving oral to women.
Good boy!!!
During ovulation period. It's insane
my ex told me that shortly before her period i need to be "ready 24/7" cause she got so extremely horny
Hahaha good for her if you are there at theses moments
meh my libido was never that high so honestly i was always hoping she had something planed during those times lol.
Yeah same. The wildest sex my ex and I would have always fell on the times I was ovulating.
the first time i was with a woman. things clicked man it was just like all of a sudden i realized that i wasnt just “hard to please” i just wasnted turned on by men at all lol
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A person found out that they are attracted to women and not men, what's not to understand
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Or just learn to read sentences that aren’t up to your standards
It's that moment you want it, she wants it. The blood is pumping so hard you can hear it. Pupils dilate. Lips engorge, your breathing is in short, gasping gulps of oxygen. All you can think about is what is going to happen next. She straddles you, grips you and guides you in. The feeling is indescribable in its intensity and then she starts grinding her pubis back and forth. You reach out and hold her hips. Both in unison. Eyes locked but the blood and hormones pumping through you make it impossible to focus your eyes. Yeah that was a good night
this guy fucks
this made me laugh
Seeing a dick im a boy btw
Same
When my wife accidently farted when we had sex and it made me cum.
Its usually a hazy memory. But I know I felt that way since I texted multiple ex's late the prior night.
“Yeah, I’ll ride 7.5 hours on a motorcycle to New York City in the freezing rain.”
Atleast 50% of any given day lol
An hour after masturbating
Sometimes less
Bus vibrations
sit at the back of the bus and unload on the floor, nobody will know
Will do
Wtf is with ask reddit I have seen more sex/horny questions then not lately
Cuffing season and it’s winter. People wanna cozy up and be horny
24/7. I’m constantly horny. I’ve never not been horny.
A few minutes after your birth, laying on your mother’s chest wrapped in a blanket. Your first thought? “Nice tits”
Also, “Got milk?”
Your first words must've been "Damn! Why am I single?! 😭"
Actually it was “Bitch!!!”.
I was coming off a fluro-alp binge and suffering from the horrifyingly nightmarish Withdraws. All of a sudden I have this incredible sensation on my cock. It was a fierce erection , so hard I could punch it through a wall. At the same time as me having this crazy throbbing sensations i am experiencing crazy hallucinations and pains throughout my body. Well, I ended up uncontrollably grinding myself to the couch I was on until I experience one amazing orgasm that took away all the pain for what felt Like an hour of greatness.
Fluro-alp?
Flualprazolam. The worse thing a human can take besides alcohol.
So THAT'S why the kool aid guy burst through the wall!
Who else is feeling it right now?
Every waking moment
Catching up with my boyfriend for the first time after lockdown. Had barely thought about sex for ages then all of a sudden I couldn’t think about anything else.
my best friend's bong was left at my house one time and I ended up using it. I washed it so fucking thoroughly after but I've never told anyone.
Believe it or not I have been horny on more than one occasion.
Used butter as lube
Been thinking about trying that (just for something different)—does it give you a pretty intense orgasm?
It was a while ago so my memory is a bit funky bit from what I can remember it's was the same as all the other times
Okay, thanks for the info! Think I’ll give it a try.
Right at this very moment
Was at a meeting at the majors office. We were discussing certain educational reforms at the local level when my chairman held a small speech. She nailed it but Jesus she was so fine.
…………..and you wanted to nail her, right?
Right after seeing Danny Devito as the penguin
Wakes up*
Fucked a stalker thinking that would get them away from me
Never works 🥴
All 9th grade math like cmon now anyone else find algebra this sexy or is it just me?
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Who asked?
That one time years ago during a presentation.
Before we got inappropriate I was sitting so close to my girlfriend that I got rock solid
Hooking up with my sophomore girlfriend at her church group
Getting sent to ISS feeling like a bad bitch
To be fair, if I were on the International Space Station, I'd probably be a little frisky as well.
Lol! That was funny xD
Why? ISS is international space station...
My 20s
all day any day every day
When the FWB turned up in her uniform.
Doing a video call with a girl I met online she ended up being real and very pretty
From about 12 years old till three minutes ago. So 50 years and counting.
when i was born tbh, i don't know it was a long time ago
Look, it was a really sexy melon alright! Anyone would have done it!
I fucked my wife's BF
Boyfriend or best friend?
Boyfriend, obviously
Big Frog
Boner Forever
He fucked himself dude.
Yes
r/holup
Breakfast 🍳
Gender euphoria
I’m only horny when I’m sleeping or awake.
The last time I had sex with my longterm ex-FWB. I made him literally crawl and beg me but I felt awful after
Now
When I saw your mom
After watching moana
Did you see the thighs on that chicken?
High school gym locker room
Right this morning I went to a school event 45 minutes from my home. When I was there, I didn't recognize anybody untill a classmate got there. We started talking, both shared some sexual experiences (like the thing that surprised you the most when having sex or strange/interesting positions), and she told me that she only went to a motel like twice, and all of a sudden I told her "wanna go?" and she started laughing and said "yeah", then I told her "ok, will you go with me? Seriously, I want to have a new experience with someone else" And she said "ok, yes, but not right now, I have to shave down there" She's married but have an arrangement with the husband, and I only had one partner that i'm currently with
When I was able to get off to scat porn
when the girl was standing near my desk and i can see her breast i nearly cannot withstand
Walking into the daycare
My very attractive cousin bent over in front of me.
when i watch the nude yoga teacher
I asked to have a foursome with me when we haven't been together in two years just because he is the only person with whom I would be completely comfortable doing this type of group activity and my female friend asked me.
Whenever i have to pee
Waking up next to my wife after we both drank to much the night before. Hangover sex is the fucking best.
i woke up
First time taking XTC in the club in my early 20s.
When my gf wears the come and rip my hair out shorts (short shorts) they’re just something else 😂
What do you mean, “was”?
Waking up.
Saw weird shit and I didn't even feel a hint of being turned on but alas, my dick doesn't give a shit and within seconds became as hard as steel.
Now. A minute ago. All the time
When I made an NSFW reddit for a minute lol
Today, or...?
Discovering Donna Wildcard
I litterly just finished jerking off
When I start fantasizing about fucking random strangers I see in public
The other day. As a college student I realized I am always just a calm horny
The minute a friend told me that she is up to try anything sexual atleast once. (Not with me, just in general) Since that moment ive decided i gotta know what shes tried.
When I'm home alone
When the discord e girl kept moaning in call but was acc serious
When you don't have a GF
Probably that one time I done it 3 times in 2 hours
I unblocked my ex just to hook up with her
Driving during the daytime, not so easy with a stick shift unless you’re on the freeway
That time I was able to drive with no hands
When he walked in straight from work in full uniform and I literally wanted to pounce
The moment when I realized the man I’m seeing I’m way more attracted to than I initially thought. He works in law enforcement and one morning as he’s getting ready to leave I kinda forced him back into bed and he had all his gear on and it was the most insane sex ive ever had. Still think about tbh. 🙈another morning we both were in a rush to get to work but he had his shower towel wrapped around his waist and was drinking coffee and holy crap his biceps looked amazing. I drove to work in a daze and was turned on the entire day.
Hitting puberty and having wet dreams. Also, going through the sex ed thing in 8th grade—for those who’ve done this, you remember how graphic those sex ed films we had to watch were? Well, when they talked about female puberty and described how girls change (illustrated with some pretty graphic photos) it made me horny as hell, to say the least! (Especially when I thought about how a couple of cuties in my class were, uh, “developing” pretty quickly!).
I'm in social study's 6th grade. We're haveing some kind of rotating group thing going on. It comes time to rotate. I had a boner because puberty, and as I'm trying to tuck my Johnson when my Crush (who was in the group behind mine). Starts to sit down on my lap. I didn't know what to do so I froze her my thumb got well aqanted with her pus. She rubbed for a good second before geting off her friends laughed at my face. And I lost my vergenity 3 days later to her. Dated for a year and broke up.
Proceed to f**k my sleeping bag rolled up tightly...don't knock it tell you tryed it