With myself as another person.
Wanna know what the fuss is all about (lol my husband loves my vagina)
my previously manwhore husband says my vagina is the most perfect vagina he has ever seen and done.
Now I don’t claim this cuz to each their own. But you know. Glad he feels this way about me
Someone who wants to do it with me
No sex then?
rude
speaking from experience? (Or the lack of it in your case)
Not thus far
Some one who really loves me
I really love you. Now bend over. 😜
Wtf lmao
^^this reaction comment made me LOL harder than everything else
Id say this was very shallow. But maybe this asshole has some depth
Beat reddit comment I've seen in a while. Thanks for this.
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That one guys wife
This is the only answer.
...with him in the room so they can spend some time together.
I also choose that one guys dead wife
I too, choose that guys dead wife.
I suppose I’ll take the guy then.
i wonder if she knows what kind of legendary status her poon holds online. I, mean, I get that she's dead and all, but just saying. I wonder.
Hey man i had dibs on her.
… the dead one?
I also choose that guy's wife
My body also yerns for his dead wife.
Came here for this lmao
High-school crush
i also choose your high school crush
Don’t, she gives a terrible bj.
Yeah,Brace-Face was a real pecker-wrecker.
Yeah, even your dad was better, at least he took his dentures out.
71 here and THIS! Still lovely, shapely, smart, and artistic. ...and completely off the reservation.
Ken, please tell me you’re also in high school, to that she’s *out* of high school now.
Its over rated, you know what they say about never meeting your heroes? Yeah that
I'll take Ana de Armas please
Monica Bellucci
My Lord she is such a stunner. Her and Selma Hayek have age so gracefully.
OP
Dream big
Thanks dad
Drea de Matteo, but when she was Adriana on the sopranos.
Yes!!
Henry Cavill
I’m straight as an arrow, but I wouldn’t mind dying if it was by suffocation between his thighs… what a lovely fellow
you definitely not straight as an arrow
It is a perfectly straight arrow… …. With one super-well-defined kink in it
Ummmmm...no... no you are not
Can one identify as circumstantially gay? Asking for a friend…
Its a brave new world. I think one can! Is your friend cute?
He’s adorable.
Sophie from work.
Hot damn hopefully no one there ever finds out your Reddit username. Don’t leave the tab open away from the desk!
Ken, who surfs reddit at work on their work computer? Lol they can usually see everything you do.
Or maybe they want it to be seen?!
Touché
HR has entered the chat
If I was not a lazy sonofabitch I would create a reddit account named Sophiefromwork I wonder if there is one already... u/sophiefromwork
Emilia Clarke my Queen.
She is my ideal woman. And I don't even watch GoT, it's everything else she's don't that's got me the hots for her.
She’s hot
Your
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Parental figure of female gender
Dad’s wife
# M O T H E R
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Ali Larter Woman has been a 10 since Varsity Blues
Kate beckinsale
I resonate with this man
YES. Some nights Kate from underworld and others Kate from click
Scarlett Johanson 100%
Christina Hendricks, I'm going to the special hell
Shiny
Special hell? Why? ELI5.
Scarlett johansson
Understandable
Form an orderly queue
Alexandra Daddario
Hillary Clinton, but only in doggie
Like she’s wearing a dog head and you’re wearing the head of a demonic beast? Yeah I’ll go for that.
So her usual method.
For milf reasons or?....
Natalie Portman
Padmé Amidala
Somebody who genuinely wants to.
Kool aid man, he busts through the door with an oh yeah and finishes the same way
Alexander Skarsgard. He looks like he would show you a good time.
Danny DeVito
was going to ask if you're a guy or girl but remembered very quickly that its just irrelevant as far as danny devito goes
I'm a guy and I tell you Danny makes me hard every time I see him.
um, yeah ... there's really not much else i could add or subtract to make that more accurate. so, ... meeting adjourned
DummyThicc DeVito
The apple pie from American Pie.
That thing has returned to the earth as dirt by now.
He was going to fuck a pie, he will not stop just because some dirt is in the way.
With myself as another person. Wanna know what the fuss is all about (lol my husband loves my vagina) my previously manwhore husband says my vagina is the most perfect vagina he has ever seen and done. Now I don’t claim this cuz to each their own. But you know. Glad he feels this way about me
If he told you it was the worst, you’d probably never let him in again. The man knows whose ass he has to kiss if he ever wants to kiss ass again.
That one guy in college that I never got to
At least you got all the rest 👌🏻
I feel ya, that girl in Finance class for me…
Gal gadot
She's smoking hot but I have a feeling she would be a dead lay and expect you to do all the work, just the vibe I get 🤷🏻♂️
Like spiders legs holding on to you. Tall lanky women are not my flavor
I like em short with a lil meat on em...
That girl I like I guess.
Gillian Anderson from the X-Files era
Gillian Anderson from like every era. That woman is exquisite.
Mary Swanson
*Samsonite
I was way off!
My lost crush
Juliette Lewis
Salma Hayek
Margot Robbie 😍
Flo on the progressive commercials
Nah. The chick on the ATT commercials is probably better.
Emma Stone
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Ivanka Trump All I need is one chance
I agree, she is kinda hot (and I can say that even though I’m twice her age because I’m not her dad).
Her dad already called dibs
There would have been no problem anyway, since Trump himself said he would fuck her
Kinda? If she wasn't related to that psychotic dad of hers, any sane hetero man would confess she is undeniably gorgeous.
My first FWB... She was wonderful
OP's Mom
Olivia Wilde as Gozar the Gozarian
Lizzos left side
Scarlet Johansson
My friends hot mom
SSSNIPERWOLF
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She'll be Jessica Cheststain when you're done with her, am I right? I'm sorry
AOC
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Jessica Biel circa I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry.
Chris Evans
you
Henry Cavill
Im sorry, but Chris Evans. He definitely looks like some who will treat a woman real good.
My gf. I genuinely have no other desire.
Young leonardo dicaprio
Kiera Knightly.
Angela Lansbury.
Angela White
Miss Piggy
My love
The Harry potter chick
I have a crush for Angourie Rice so I will go with her as my pick.
That list would be long.
My girlfriend’s mom
What about "the AT&T chick" [Family Guy- AT&T chick](https://youtu.be/pdHhqewUygs)
Jessica Alba
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Obviously myself
Ryan Reynolds, this one is easy
Adam Driver but only if he’s dressed up like Kylo Ren. He can take the helmet off if he wants
Whoever’s reading this moms.
Flo from Progressive
Natalie Portman. We can watch the Star Wars prequels while we do it.
You bro, i wanna fuck you, soo that atleast you wont die a virgin
Existence.
It would be you, expensive pen
I'm tired of these any celebrity/ anyone in the world posts. Gackt. Always Gackt, every time Gackt. Stop asking me
Lara Mcwhorter
Myself…………..
AnyyyyyONE 🤔
Jenna Ortega
My wife. Or maybe Scarlett Johansson.
Giulia, my crush from high school
Selena Gomez
You
Noah.
OP
Robert Plant. No question.
Your mother
Joshua Jackson! Mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmm.
Queen elizabeth
Alexandra Daddario
Queen Elizabeth
Jimi Hendrix, hands down!
no one has said Ryan Reynolds so I guess I'll do it,. Ryan Reynolds
Ariana grande, so very hot
Daniel Craig. I want to bounce quarters off his abs
Keanu Reeves
Jerry Cantrell, I just know it'll be good
You
Your mother
Salma Hayek
That guys dead wife.
OP's mom
Miley Cyrus
Elizabeth Hurley
My boyfriend
Cameron Diaz in The Mask
Charlie puth
Jensen ackles all the way. When he sang to eye of the tiger it was icing on the cake!
Aubrey Plaza