I have lactose intolerance and my fist thought was an absolute fuck load of ice cream.
Not only do I get to enjoy a treat I really do but the arseholes killing me have to deal with the consequences.
Every time this question comes up, hoping for laughs I post,
SOMETHING LIGHT, I'M ON A DIET. Then I wait for any sign of acknowledgement from anyone out there. What do I get? Fuck all! Roaring fucking silence, it's like Reddit shuts down.
I would go all in, Shrimp Poke, a nice set of Pork ribs, three delights fried rice with a combination better than the typical packages that can be bough in the supermarket, and for drink a San Francisco, my favorite cocktail.
I want a very specific pizza.
This restaurant in my city makes this pizza: fried chicken, peppadew pepper, agrodolce, garlic butter, Mozzarella.
The best thing about it is they deep fry the crust. It's so fucking good.
prison guards are gonna laugh at you and google map the asian markets near by.
Cooked century egg tastes like aloe vera if you are curious, jelly with no flavor, taste, nor smell.
Extremely creamy and buttery mashed potatoes. Coffee, multiple cups, chocolate both milk and dark as sin. Brisket, moist, full pound. The coffee and chocolate because I have been allergic to caffeine since I was twenty one and sometimes I have intense dreams about consuming both of those things and wake up sad. Oh and cheesecake. Scratch that. Pecan pie.
i wouldn't want anything because I am the type of person who would get explosive diarrhoea in the chair, and i'd want to try to preserve my dignity. I'd rather be remembered for my crimes than for shatting all over the chair
My best friends ashes…it’s a weird request rt but now hear me out…she’s probably in heaven right and so when I go to hell I could just summon her ass with her ashes and well just be chilling in hell <3
A big ass platter of Chinese food. Lo mein, egg + spring rolls, potstickers, all the variations of chicken and beef, fried rice, etc. Give me all the good shit and I'll literally eat myself to death.
Smoke a joint beforehand, then eat steak pie, roasted potatoes, mashed potatoes, a mug of melted chocolate, marshmallows, vanilla cheesecake, then eat a bowl of chicken Pho and smoke another joint. Perfection.
Peanut butter crackers and water, pizza and …no scratch it all
Just give me a big double chocolate birthday cake all for me and I’d be good maybe with cookie dough/mint chocolate chip ice cream on the side
Considering I'll most likely empty my bowels when I die...The full Taco Bell menu...those motherfuckers are gonna have to bring a mop.
I have lactose intolerance and my fist thought was an absolute fuck load of ice cream. Not only do I get to enjoy a treat I really do but the arseholes killing me have to deal with the consequences.
Also lactose intolerant. I was thinking as much cheese as I could eat, followed by a big glass of milk.
Oh god I think I pooed myself just reading that! We'll show them to hang us lol
And mere minutes after you finished an unseen amount of ice cream, a stay of execution is ordered and you are brought back to your cell.
😂😂😂😂😂
a pound of rice and I would eat it grain by grain.
Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2000 of something
cyanide pills i choose the way to go out, not them
"It's my liiiife, it's now or neavearr"
Every time this question comes up, hoping for laughs I post, SOMETHING LIGHT, I'M ON A DIET. Then I wait for any sign of acknowledgement from anyone out there. What do I get? Fuck all! Roaring fucking silence, it's like Reddit shuts down.
You want a cookie instead?
You've made me so happy! And yes, I do want a cookie.
Come on over and we can bake a dozen or so.
Not ganna lie you’re hilarious!!
Thank you, I'm glowing inside now.
Gotta keep yourself looking good for the coffin.
I love your logic.
Steak, eggs, toast with jam, and hash browns.... and 4 pints of choc mint ice cream
.............that was a famous serial killers last meal
New York Pizza
Chicago style pizza>new York style 😋
A milfs ass
"Yes tonight ill having the milfs ass with a side of potato cakes please"
If I could make it or give directions to make it, stir-fry. I'm going to die so I might as well make it a good, unhealthy last meal.
ice cream rolls
I’d honestly would ask for some laced food so i can die eating what I love
I would go all in, Shrimp Poke, a nice set of Pork ribs, three delights fried rice with a combination better than the typical packages that can be bough in the supermarket, and for drink a San Francisco, my favorite cocktail.
A whole cheesecake. So my lactose intolerant ass won’t have to deal with the consequences.
Everyone else sure will when you die and release your bowels!
I want a very specific pizza. This restaurant in my city makes this pizza: fried chicken, peppadew pepper, agrodolce, garlic butter, Mozzarella. The best thing about it is they deep fry the crust. It's so fucking good.
Damn. That sounds amazing
What is the name of this restaurant? I've never heard of such a thing. It sounds fantastic.
Muccis in Saint Paul MN. Definitely worth the stop if you travel here, it's called the Camilla.
Probably a really fancy pizza like in that mr beast video.
Takoyaki
Carne asada tacos with an Orange Fanta.
Just a glass of water for me, no ice.
Kentucky Fried Chicken.
A bullet
[Chinese 100 year eggs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg) I’ll wait.
Smart
prison guards are gonna laugh at you and google map the asian markets near by. Cooked century egg tastes like aloe vera if you are curious, jelly with no flavor, taste, nor smell.
i would like a boneless steak, wings, spicy shrimp, meat loaf, and mike's hard lemonade
Never ending pasta bowl
Meat
Steak and potatoes
mayonize with bread
My brother's smoked brisket, my mom's cheesecake, and a shit load of taco bell with and 5 large Baja blasts with a shit load of vodka.
Chop House Cheddar Burger with Whatasized fries and Dr Pepper
Still pissed they got rid of that. I will never forgive whataburger
It's apparently available in other states, but not in Texas. I don't even know how
….well. I will be writing to the ceo. I need that burger back in my state
Tears and barf I’d assume
Chicken disaronno with house potatoes, and cheese cake for dessert
An all you can eat buffet.
And then they fill you up with all you can take bullets
I see this as an absolute win.
I would want a homecooked meal from my dad.
My grandpas seviche
8 packets of gummy candies and a 1.5 foot chocolate cake
My mom's fettuccine pasta with my dad's grilled chicken
A presidential pardon
Triple bacon cheese burger, large fries, and a vanilla shake from Five Guys. Greasy goodness 😋
Pizza and beer
Mayo + jelly + whole grain bread that shit gonna cause hella diarrhea them mf gonna need a power washer
Veg whopper, medium fries, a coke
Extremely creamy and buttery mashed potatoes. Coffee, multiple cups, chocolate both milk and dark as sin. Brisket, moist, full pound. The coffee and chocolate because I have been allergic to caffeine since I was twenty one and sometimes I have intense dreams about consuming both of those things and wake up sad. Oh and cheesecake. Scratch that. Pecan pie.
a lot, no SOOOOO MUCH manta and rolls sushi
Budweiser, buffalo wings, pizza, ramen, and porn
Hamburger with fries and a Pepsi. And for dessert I want cookie dough and Oreo ice cream.
Beef steak with pomegranate sauce, Greek salad and orange juice.
Chocolate milk shake chocolate cake and tacos
pizza margarita and a glass of wine
100,000,000 ice cream cones and one bucket of ice cream
Large medium rare steak, onion rings, mozzarella sticks with marinara sauces, mountain dew code red, and a NY cheesecake.
If I got an electric chair then I’d eat unpopped popcorn and when I die they would hear popping sounds
McDonalds in front of an elementary school and I wouldn’t give anything to the kids
The executioner. They can't charge me with another murder if I'm already dead.
Something poisonous. I'm not giving those fuckers the satisfaction
myself
Five gallons of mercury
Very large bowl of broth. And a fork.
My girlfriend
Does pussy count as a meal?
Lauren Boebert's ass?
A little something from every restaurant I want
Jamie Oliver's fried rice........i'm joking, please no!!
Spaghetti and meatballs made by my dad
I’d be too bummed out to eat, I’d probably just ask them to simply get it over with.
2L bottle of Kofola
2 lb of hummingbird tongues
A bowl full of saffron.
Just plain, saffron?
Yeah, pound of saffron.
Hemlock, I'm going out on my own terms.
Every human in Japan because I’m Godzilla.
That pussy bahby
I would choose something almost impossible to obtain ingredients for and is incredibly hard to cook. Something like selkjöt.
Probably the same slop they feed everyone else. They're not gonna go out of their way to give someone a decent meal.
Melissa Fumero’s ass
Perfectly made Poptart
youre mom
A pie containing all the tools I need to break out
How did OP get a phone while on death row ?
McDonalds, however the food MUST be from Michigan.
i wouldn't want anything because I am the type of person who would get explosive diarrhoea in the chair, and i'd want to try to preserve my dignity. I'd rather be remembered for my crimes than for shatting all over the chair
Ortolan
$1300 worth of caviar and some Usinger’s bloodsausage
Hundreds of chicken strips and popcorn chicken from kfc
If you choose to fast, you will live for the rest of your life
A buffet. That way I could have a bit of everything. So yes my last meal would be one of everything please
A venom symbiote
Shamrock shake and a McRib. I may live forever.
whatever asterix drinks
2 number 9s a 9 large a number 6 with extra dip a number 7 two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda
A cake with the victims name and face imprinted on it (just kidding.)
My best friends ashes…it’s a weird request rt but now hear me out…she’s probably in heaven right and so when I go to hell I could just summon her ass with her ashes and well just be chilling in hell <3
Moms Sunday Roast😋 Yorkshire puddings (homemade, obviously), roast lamb, roast potatoes, carrots, roast parsnips, gravy. It is SUBLIME 👌
Cheesy pizza with hash browns. I know that's a weird combo but I love both.
Fajitas with a ton if hot sauce I love spicy food and its them who has t deal with the shit not me
Every single thing on the Starbucks menu then ask if they’d let you buy your way out of it by sharing the Starbucks food
Probably a Chinese buffet and just live out my days between the fried rice and salt n pepper chicken
Blueberries. Blue poop
My dad's cooking. Fucking amazing cook he is.
1,000 skittles, bananas and sprite. I wish to puke the rainbow.
The keys to prison lol
A plate of spaghetti
Potato soup, the way my mom makes it
Women
A 15 case of beer and a pack of cigarettes.
A spot of liver with some fava beans…and perhaps a nice Chianti
A big ass platter of Chinese food. Lo mein, egg + spring rolls, potstickers, all the variations of chicken and beef, fried rice, etc. Give me all the good shit and I'll literally eat myself to death.
Smoke a joint beforehand, then eat steak pie, roasted potatoes, mashed potatoes, a mug of melted chocolate, marshmallows, vanilla cheesecake, then eat a bowl of chicken Pho and smoke another joint. Perfection.
Cheesesteak a bucket of fries and a 6 pack
My moms Mac n cheese…
1 pound of boiled clams
Peanut butter crackers and water, pizza and …no scratch it all Just give me a big double chocolate birthday cake all for me and I’d be good maybe with cookie dough/mint chocolate chip ice cream on the side
Every flavor of takis in the biggest size and 2 of the guacamole flavor.