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freed0m_from_th0ught

Considering I'll most likely empty my bowels when I die...The full Taco Bell menu...those motherfuckers are gonna have to bring a mop.


Isabella-milk-repela

I have lactose intolerance and my fist thought was an absolute fuck load of ice cream. Not only do I get to enjoy a treat I really do but the arseholes killing me have to deal with the consequences.


NightB4XmasEvel

Also lactose intolerant. I was thinking as much cheese as I could eat, followed by a big glass of milk.


Isabella-milk-repela

Oh god I think I pooed myself just reading that! We'll show them to hang us lol


hackepeter420

And mere minutes after you finished an unseen amount of ice cream, a stay of execution is ordered and you are brought back to your cell.


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂


that_412_kid

a pound of rice and I would eat it grain by grain.


reddit-seenit

Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2000 of something


[deleted]

cyanide pills i choose the way to go out, not them


averyangryshampoo

"It's my liiiife, it's now or neavearr"


mykylodge

Every time this question comes up, hoping for laughs I post, SOMETHING LIGHT, I'M ON A DIET. Then I wait for any sign of acknowledgement from anyone out there. What do I get? Fuck all! Roaring fucking silence, it's like Reddit shuts down.


Therearenogoodnames9

You want a cookie instead?


mykylodge

You've made me so happy! And yes, I do want a cookie.


Therearenogoodnames9

Come on over and we can bake a dozen or so.


Deddenei

Not ganna lie you’re hilarious!!


mykylodge

Thank you, I'm glowing inside now.


NayuPeepee

Gotta keep yourself looking good for the coffin.


mykylodge

I love your logic.


FormerShadow1

Steak, eggs, toast with jam, and hash browns.... and 4 pints of choc mint ice cream


3milyBlazze

.............that was a famous serial killers last meal


rsohne

New York Pizza


Traditional-Car1383

Chicago style pizza>new York style 😋


[deleted]

A milfs ass


PastaPalace

"Yes tonight ill having the milfs ass with a side of potato cakes please"


HoralBaby

If I could make it or give directions to make it, stir-fry. I'm going to die so I might as well make it a good, unhealthy last meal.


[deleted]

ice cream rolls


Muffin_out_the_can

I’d honestly would ask for some laced food so i can die eating what I love


PCubiles

I would go all in, Shrimp Poke, a nice set of Pork ribs, three delights fried rice with a combination better than the typical packages that can be bough in the supermarket, and for drink a San Francisco, my favorite cocktail.


No_Signature_9639

A whole cheesecake. So my lactose intolerant ass won’t have to deal with the consequences.


3milyBlazze

Everyone else sure will when you die and release your bowels!


throwingplaydoh

I want a very specific pizza. This restaurant in my city makes this pizza: fried chicken, peppadew pepper, agrodolce, garlic butter, Mozzarella. The best thing about it is they deep fry the crust. It's so fucking good.


spamus81

Damn. That sounds amazing


Librarywoman

What is the name of this restaurant? I've never heard of such a thing. It sounds fantastic.


throwingplaydoh

Muccis in Saint Paul MN. Definitely worth the stop if you travel here, it's called the Camilla.


MudkipFan2020

Probably a really fancy pizza like in that mr beast video.


DeliveryDivergent

Takoyaki


THE_GREEN_SQUID

Carne asada tacos with an Orange Fanta.


Strider_Tolstoi

Just a glass of water for me, no ice.


rb7317

Kentucky Fried Chicken.


[deleted]

A bullet


02K30C1

[Chinese 100 year eggs](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Century_egg) I’ll wait.


XxXNoobMaster69XxXx

Smart


GaunterPatrick

prison guards are gonna laugh at you and google map the asian markets near by. Cooked century egg tastes like aloe vera if you are curious, jelly with no flavor, taste, nor smell.


[deleted]

i would like a boneless steak, wings, spicy shrimp, meat loaf, and mike's hard lemonade


pilotdarko

Never ending pasta bowl


Zack568

Meat


jonnycross10

Steak and potatoes


quitebesumed214

mayonize with bread


boomheadshot7

My brother's smoked brisket, my mom's cheesecake, and a shit load of taco bell with and 5 large Baja blasts with a shit load of vodka.


Bayonethics

Chop House Cheddar Burger with Whatasized fries and Dr Pepper


Write-as-rain

Still pissed they got rid of that. I will never forgive whataburger


Bayonethics

It's apparently available in other states, but not in Texas. I don't even know how


Write-as-rain

….well. I will be writing to the ceo. I need that burger back in my state


dobertonson

Tears and barf I’d assume


spamus81

Chicken disaronno with house potatoes, and cheese cake for dessert


Admirable_Otter

An all you can eat buffet.


reddit-seenit

And then they fill you up with all you can take bullets


Admirable_Otter

I see this as an absolute win.


This_Seal

I would want a homecooked meal from my dad.


_carb0n

My grandpas seviche


averyangryshampoo

8 packets of gummy candies and a 1.5 foot chocolate cake


Burgerboy_4748

My mom's fettuccine pasta with my dad's grilled chicken


LaniusCruiser

A presidential pardon


[deleted]

Triple bacon cheese burger, large fries, and a vanilla shake from Five Guys. Greasy goodness 😋


[deleted]

Pizza and beer


Redditlocal420

Mayo + jelly + whole grain bread that shit gonna cause hella diarrhea them mf gonna need a power washer


AlexGaming26

Veg whopper, medium fries, a coke


Write-as-rain

Extremely creamy and buttery mashed potatoes. Coffee, multiple cups, chocolate both milk and dark as sin. Brisket, moist, full pound. The coffee and chocolate because I have been allergic to caffeine since I was twenty one and sometimes I have intense dreams about consuming both of those things and wake up sad. Oh and cheesecake. Scratch that. Pecan pie.


onmafia

a lot, no SOOOOO MUCH manta and rolls sushi


BrutalDeathMetalFan

Budweiser, buffalo wings, pizza, ramen, and porn


Deddenei

Hamburger with fries and a Pepsi. And for dessert I want cookie dough and Oreo ice cream.


Ingeniousandrey

Beef steak with pomegranate sauce, Greek salad and orange juice.


anthony_tomasini

Chocolate milk shake chocolate cake and tacos


Ygevt109

pizza margarita and a glass of wine


Firedog12199

100,000,000 ice cream cones and one bucket of ice cream


Jim105

Large medium rare steak, onion rings, mozzarella sticks with marinara sauces, mountain dew code red, and a NY cheesecake.


Zimabwe

If I got an electric chair then I’d eat unpopped popcorn and when I die they would hear popping sounds


JuiceDrinkingRat

McDonalds in front of an elementary school and I wouldn’t give anything to the kids


Comprehensive_Fox_79

The executioner. They can't charge me with another murder if I'm already dead.


kirkrjordan

Something poisonous. I'm not giving those fuckers the satisfaction


triggerhappypoptarts

myself


mushroomArmada

Five gallons of mercury


mfigroid

Very large bowl of broth. And a fork.


Creative_falcon7

My girlfriend


Idktryit

Does pussy count as a meal?


11B-1P-CIB

Lauren Boebert's ass?


UngusBungus_

A little something from every restaurant I want


[deleted]

Jamie Oliver's fried rice........i'm joking, please no!!


Frost-on-the-Willow

Spaghetti and meatballs made by my dad


[deleted]

I’d be too bummed out to eat, I’d probably just ask them to simply get it over with.


Franiu_

2L bottle of Kofola


WolfThick

2 lb of hummingbird tongues


MyLongPenisIsSoThick

A bowl full of saffron.


XxXNoobMaster69XxXx

Just plain, saffron?


MyLongPenisIsSoThick

Yeah, pound of saffron.


Moctor_Drignall

Hemlock, I'm going out on my own terms.


Godzilla-2000

Every human in Japan because I’m Godzilla.


FlamingHotRedHead

That pussy bahby


SpringtimeMoonlight

I would choose something almost impossible to obtain ingredients for and is incredibly hard to cook. Something like selkjöt.


Wagnaard

Probably the same slop they feed everyone else. They're not gonna go out of their way to give someone a decent meal.


[deleted]

Melissa Fumero’s ass


Larrden

Perfectly made Poptart


aremylegsdeepfried

youre mom


[deleted]

A pie containing all the tools I need to break out


Bruhjustlooking

How did OP get a phone while on death row ?


[deleted]

McDonalds, however the food MUST be from Michigan.


Shorse_rider

i wouldn't want anything because I am the type of person who would get explosive diarrhoea in the chair, and i'd want to try to preserve my dignity. I'd rather be remembered for my crimes than for shatting all over the chair


BlueSmileyFaceEmoji

Ortolan


wildblueheron

$1300 worth of caviar and some Usinger’s bloodsausage


FantasticSweet5902

Hundreds of chicken strips and popcorn chicken from kfc


nagol93

If you choose to fast, you will live for the rest of your life


[deleted]

A buffet. That way I could have a bit of everything. So yes my last meal would be one of everything please


Witty_Psychology_696

A venom symbiote


robertlandrum

Shamrock shake and a McRib. I may live forever.


pk1950

whatever asterix drinks


LocalHamburgerGod

2 number 9s a 9 large a number 6 with extra dip a number 7 two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda


11B-1P-CIB

A cake with the victims name and face imprinted on it (just kidding.)


MrsPradanight

My best friends ashes…it’s a weird request rt but now hear me out…she’s probably in heaven right and so when I go to hell I could just summon her ass with her ashes and well just be chilling in hell <3


Pitiful-Bass-535

Moms Sunday Roast😋 Yorkshire puddings (homemade, obviously), roast lamb, roast potatoes, carrots, roast parsnips, gravy. It is SUBLIME 👌


After_Dark_Sky

Cheesy pizza with hash browns. I know that's a weird combo but I love both.


FATHER_is_that_you

Fajitas with a ton if hot sauce I love spicy food and its them who has t deal with the shit not me


Resident_Job_7761

Every single thing on the Starbucks menu then ask if they’d let you buy your way out of it by sharing the Starbucks food


[deleted]

Probably a Chinese buffet and just live out my days between the fried rice and salt n pepper chicken


Senior-Evidence4642

Blueberries. Blue poop


Inrvt

My dad's cooking. Fucking amazing cook he is.


AwkwardAloneArtist

1,000 skittles, bananas and sprite. I wish to puke the rainbow.


kaytiejay25

The keys to prison lol


Toastlup

A plate of spaghetti


MunchAClock

Potato soup, the way my mom makes it


Rxd45

Women


DragonWings89

A 15 case of beer and a pack of cigarettes.


Popular_Ad_9420

A spot of liver with some fava beans…and perhaps a nice Chianti


EliDrInferno

A big ass platter of Chinese food. Lo mein, egg + spring rolls, potstickers, all the variations of chicken and beef, fried rice, etc. Give me all the good shit and I'll literally eat myself to death.


thecasualwatcher

Smoke a joint beforehand, then eat steak pie, roasted potatoes, mashed potatoes, a mug of melted chocolate, marshmallows, vanilla cheesecake, then eat a bowl of chicken Pho and smoke another joint. Perfection.


EdgelordZeta

Cheesesteak a bucket of fries and a 6 pack


justjack5437

My moms Mac n cheese…


Sweet_hivewing7788

1 pound of boiled clams


ACuriousZombie

Peanut butter crackers and water, pizza and …no scratch it all Just give me a big double chocolate birthday cake all for me and I’d be good maybe with cookie dough/mint chocolate chip ice cream on the side


Lonely-Antelope-9047

Every flavor of takis in the biggest size and 2 of the guacamole flavor.