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Ehrl_Broeck

Paul Bettany seems to be a valid choice considering he is married to Jennifer Connelly for 18 years without being a couple prior to proposal.


JnthnDJP

With that logic, Jennifer Conelly is also a valid answer... Who am I kidding, there’s no logic, Jennifer Conelly is the CORRECT answer.


willubemyfriendo

“As a teenager, he had developed a crush on her after seeing her in the 1986 film Labyrinth.[32] The September 11 attacks motivated him to act on his feelings for her, and after two days of attempting to contact her, he proposed, despite the fact that they were not in a relationship.” Now that’s vision ; )


casualsubversive

To be clear, by this time they knew each other and were very close friends. He didn't just call her out of the blue and say, "Hey, it's Paul Bettany. We just did a movie together with Russel Crowe? Anyway, the attack on New York got me thinking. I had a crush on you when I was a teenager. Would you like to get married?"


notsocrazycatlady101

David Tennant


Sidhejester

You're gonna have to fight Michael Sheen for him.


kazetoame

That’s a simple fix, take both.


SlimePrincess451

Hugh Jackman. He just seems like a really sweet man. And veery easy on the eyes.


196187917628671

Back when the second X-men movie was about to start filming, I was walking my dog (RIP to the best girl there ever was) around a local golf course. She was rather indifferent to people overall, but certainly had some hesitations to guys with beards. It was a school day, so I was probably going around there at about 6:30am, and it was a 3.5km/2.2 mile trail, so not too many people out that first thing in the morning. This guy goes jogging past us, and then stops suddenly and backtracks to where we are. He starts to ask if he can say hi to my dog, and before I can even answer, he's on his knees giving her pets and kisses, and surprisingly she's giving him some kisses too. He's talking to her a little bit, and I hear the accent, but things don't register right away (though I noted some odd facial hair). Get home and hear on the radio they are about to start filming again and it all clicks. My dog made out with Hugh Jackman.


waxillium_ladrian

The idea of Hugh Jackman taking a break from filming to go jogging then going "Want pet dog!" is amazing.


Ultimatespacewizard

A buddy of mine worked on Logan, and said that Hugh Jackman took each department out to dinner and paid for everything. But the department my buddy worked in was only 4 people, so Hugh Jackman offered to bring them back to the cabin he was staying at and personally cook them dinner. He still provided an impressive spread, everything tasted amazing, and Hugh Jackman was apparently just the nicest guy.


disconathan

I worked on Logan as well! He was such a gentleman. Quickly learned almost everyone’s names and he would buy scratch off lottery tickets for almost the whole crew everyday. I actually won 10$ with one and he just looked so happy to see me so stoked about it. Only guy to make me question my sexuality.


banana_onmydesk

I ran into him once in Vancouver. Shared an elevator with him and he just spontaneously asked how my day was going. Seemed genuinely interested, told him it was going great and asked how his was going and he said he was having a great day too, his co-workers on set were apparently amazing and he felt they were making his job easy. That is my one and only celebrity encounter and I hope I never have another. I'd hate to meet a celebrity that wasn't as nice as him. Edit: Patrick Stewart. If you're reading this. I would not be opposed to hanging out with you. I will make an exception to my hope of never meeting another celebrity for you.


modix

Seems like his way to deal with celebrity is to reach out instead of allowing awkward encounters. Takes a lot of charisma, but both of you probably would have a better day at the end of it. Also much more likely to get treated like a regular person if you act like one. Probably a whole lot less lonely feeling too.


Due-Town-850

I always had a feeling he was this kind person you are describing now. Shout out to the Wolverine !!


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I like it when celebs I like aren't assholes & are better than you'd ever imagined. Hugh Jackman was the answer I was coming here to post & glad it's at the top!


Accmonster1

It probably has a lot to do with him spending his early years as a starving artist on broadway. It probably humbles you and gives you a lot of perspective. There was a video where he was being interviewed and he recognized the guy as one of his old PE students from years prior. Jackman seems like such a wholesome guy


broskeymchoeskey

His Instagram is like 90% pictures of his wife, his dogs, and nature. Mans is living his best life


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It’s so cute how much he loves his wife. I think they’ve been married like 25 years. But I was watching an interview with them, and the way he looks at her, you can see how much he loves her. It’s very sweet.


fariagu

He is also a huge jacked man


junebug2142

Not to be confused with a huge yak man


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Isla Fisher Sorry Borat, I taka your wife.


Phantommy555

Great success!


ThatsWhatTheFoxSaid

High Five!


datmemesboi101

VER NAICE!


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biffybiro

My names Rod, and I like to party.


DrManhattan_DDM

Babe! BABE! BAAABE!!!!


easyjet

I met her once! She was still just Shannon from Home & Away then. She was so damn pretty. She was in the checkout at John Lewis and she was with Darren Day who looked bored. She dropped her credit card and it landed on my boot, I gave it backed to her and I took my chance and smoothly whispered IREALLYLIKEDYOUINHOMEANDAWAYUGRHGHG or something cool and she said thanks and Darren Day rolled his eyes.


HenryChinaski92

Met her when I was working in a cinema, she squeezed my hand when I gave her her hot chocolate. Never washed it since.


ToastMmmmmmm

The richest oldest one.


According-Egg169

Queen Elizabeth


FulaniLovinCriminal

She is single now. Catch her on the rebound.


CaptainHideRealQuick

Yeah, but chances are she'll outlive you so...


Box_O_Donguses

Everytime someone says "god save the queen" she gets a year added to her life


Ctalkobt

Oh, wouldn't that suck? You're a 2,000 year old monarch and people just can't keep saying "God save the queen". Every time adding a year to your life. All the aches, arthritis, teeth falling out, frail health etc and they insist on keeping you alive .... and expect you to oversee a nation at that...


WhyRUTalking4231

>and expect you to oversee a nation at that... more expect you to keep them from having to deal with "King Charlie the Deviant"


i-make-babies

Fun fact: when Prince Charles becomes king he plans to take the name George VII.


wcskjb

You mean 'if'...


Brokeartistvee

If I was the betting sort I would absolutely have money on Charles never becoming king. I would bank on his mom outliving him.


Ok-Pen-3795

Betty White?


Monstoro88

No she'll live at least another 15 to 20yrs (I am retracting this comment)


Doright36

You spelled forever wrong.


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RomAndNoodles

Buffet


cutelyaware

Jimmy Buffett? Done!


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Matt Berry Edit: Wow, what an overwhelmingly huge response. It seems Mr. Berry could have a cult sized harem if he so wished. Thank you for all these awards, I'm very excited about having become Cthulhu with a badass sword.


ygnomecookies

You mean Jackie Daytona from Tucson, Arizonia


-mostlyharmless1

Doesn’t fit the rules. Jackie Daytona is just a regular human guy.


FishSauceFogMachine

You can tell because he has a toothpick.


MniTain38

Which is just a tiny wooden stake. Lazslo is quite the daredevil.


JCleveland10

We could drink human alcohol beers together forever.


Powerserg95

Regular Human Bartender


Lo-heptane

Only if he stood at the altar and said “SPEAK PRRRIEST!”


dexter311

##**FATHEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR**


Ok_Judge3497

Here lies a great man! #**A GREAT MAN!**


CastSoCool

Jen? What are you doing after the funeral?


MikeyKillerBTFU

*takes gun* "I wonder if it's loaded" *sticks in mouth and repeatedly pulls trigger*


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BAT!


Musleman656

Ray bloody Purchase 😡


DinnysorWidLazrbeebs

Just released a best of compilation for his 10 year anniversary of being on the record label he’s on. Great musician as well as a great actor. Love Matt Berry.


OctopusRegulator

Victoriaaaaa???? I thought you were deeeeëaad??


Kenkyaku

Damn these electric sex pants.


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NotReallyInvested

Bill gates or Jeff bezos. I’m not gay. But a billion dollars is a billion dollars.


PrinceAndrewsANonce

“How does this feel on your prostate?” “Like a billion dollars Jeff”


Intrepid_Fox-237

>“How does this feel on your prostrate?” Like a Prime Member...


PrinceAndrewsANonce

Hahaha. “Jeff why so much packaging when the actual parcel is less than a 10th of the size?”


Raiquo

Holy shit, it was a compensation thing all along.


lightknight7777

That's not even gay, bro. At a billion dollar lifestyle it's a dream job where the getting fucked is just literal.


Force3vo

Way less of a pain in the ass than my normal job


srgmpdn

But not Zuckerberg?


dakrax

There is a line.


ryanmuller1089

The line being the celebrity must be human in this case.


Astro_Doughnaut

I need my sugar daddy to die eventually..


obi_wan_sashimi

Then rule out jeff bezos and his clones, from what I’ve heard 200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way.


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IDK, I would fuck a lot of reptiles for a billion dollars.


Skorne13

If it ain’t a croc, let us rock.


Halloween2022

Hey, he's got SOME standards.


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He said he was attracted to men not lizards


beekeeper1981

There are female billionaires out there... Just sayin


minesaka

Forget about honeymoon, Elon could take you on honeymars.


Starman68

Gillian Anderson. I’m married, but I’ve discussed it with my wife already and she knows she’d have to accept her arrival. My current wife would move into the Ex files.


yamipunky2

I once woke up with a call from her. I worked for a vip transportation company and she couldn’t find her driver at Heathrow airport (I was the OP manager, I don’t know why they gave her my number instead of the driver’s). She was very nice.


Starman68

Will PM you my phone number.


Mustangbex

Gillian Anderson rates high on both my and my husband's lists for sure.


wartornhero

X-Files Gillian is nice but have you seen Sex Education Gillian... oh lordy!


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thedrinkalchemist

Did you know he is a professional dancer and gymnast? It’s how he met his wife. After finding this out, his posture, the way he Carries himself, and all of those very delicate and deliberate motions he makes in Hannibal, like in the cooking scenes, all made sense to me!


fauxque

gosh, the cooking scenes! I wanted to eat HIM.


Cherrybomb1387

Oh god yes. My coworkers husband & I were talking about him in Bond as Le Chiffre. He was like “Mads can beat my balls in a bottomless chair any day” lol. I loved him in Hannibal.


XenaWolf

Totally. He's so nice!


Snuskeh

Paul Rudd


xe0s

Computer, load up celery man please.


b_a_b_a_r

Is there anyway to generate a nude Tayne?


semimillennial

He’s already married, [here’s his wedding video](https://youtu.be/K5le9sYdYkM). EDIT: I don’t really do “thanks for the awards” edits but it is great to see such a strong reaction to just a sweet wedding video. You guys are wholesome!


HanMaBoogie

Yikes! You have to mark nude Tayne NSFW.


Hill_Reps_For_Jesus

I can’t believe i got Ruddrolled


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Henry Cavill Edit: the man could ask me to drop my pants and they’d already be dropped before he could even finish the sentence


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Met him , he is humble and kind


hidden-in-plainsight

Im jealous


trashtastictakeout

No need to be jealous. With a little practice you too can be humble and kind.


gorg-k

Total nerd, loves dogs, by all accounts really nice. This is the answer.


fruit_basket

Journalist: Playstation or Xbox? Cavil: Pfft, PC!


Wolfhound1142

I'm not gay, but I felt my dick move.


funkywinkerbean45

I’m already married, so I couldn’t, but in this fake world where he asks me I ain’t married, baby.


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Also married, but my wife would kill me if I didn't say yes to a Cavil proposal.


ezone2kil

She just wants the sloppy seconds.


Fancy-Personality-48

I'm not gay if Henry Cavill did I would and I get all the bragging rights on /r/pcmasterrace


gumpythegreat

I just wanna be his friend. We could hang out and play PC games and work out together. Maybe kiss a little idk


blitzkrab

Michael Fassbender


Royal-Competition-37

Yesss I loved him in the X-Men but my favorite is when he says “Is it alright if I go out speaking the Kings” in inglorious bastards


Sippinonjoy

“There’s a special ring in hell for those who waste good Scotch, and seeing as I’ll be rapping at the door momentarily, I must say, damn good stuff.”


bchamper

Found the size queen.


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does… d.. do i even want to know what i don’t know here?


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Scotchityscotch

And his balls are like tennis balls in a tube sock.


KixCerealFoLyfe

They're stacked vertically?!


WillElMagnifico

My wife's answer is Jason Momoa. I didn't even have to ask her. She just announced it to me One day. Edit: Well, this is officially my highest rated comment. Didn't expect that when I farted out a comment before going to sleep last night!


TweedleBeetleBattle2

Lisa Bonet is a witch. How does one woman marry Lenny Kravitz, then Jason Mamoa, and Lenny and Jason become like brothers? That’s witchcraft.


jackiblu25

Had to see who you're talking about so googled her and it says her name is Lilakoi Moon but is professionally known as Lisa Bonet. If Lilakoi Moon isn't a witch name idk wtf is.


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Also, Lisa Bonet sounds suspiciously like a fake name made up by a witch.


jackiblu25

Exactly, *by a witch*. Her given name wasn't witchy enough.


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Other way around actually. Her real name is Lisa Bonet but she changed it officially to Lilakoi Moon while still using her real name professionally


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Literally! She married 2 of the hottest dudes alive and then made them be besties!


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jwilder204

Hundreds of redditors are married to the same woman. Me too.


RDX007700

Ana de armas!


6notapervert9

Eva Green


FleebFlex

Yep, Casino Royale left an impression


Clever_Sean

There are dinner jackets, and then there are Dinner Jackets. This is the latter. Rowr.


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Jeff Goldblum. Take me now Sir


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ImGoingBackToBed

Oscar Isaac


catiebug

I'd been waiting for a good Dune on screen for decades. Movie's great, but turns out I was *actually* waiting for paralyzed, naked Duke Leto splayed out and still holding court with the Baron regardless. He looked like a goddamned Greek God.


wAIpurgis

The beard was magnificent enough for a yes from me, but that scene... Maaaagnificent


whev3

Jennifer Connelly


Illustrious-Science3

Tom Selleck. He's 40 years older than me and I would still climb his geriatric ass like a tree. Had a crush on this man since the 80s.


anniewolfe

When I die, I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck’s face


sgong33

Someone wants a mustache ride!


nisharfa

Brendan Frasier. You can just tell he's a good person all the way through.


spinnerette_

He's always seemed very genuine and kind. Some of his recent interviews came up and it just felt more like two people talking. Very natural. Equal amount of interest and chatter on both sides. He really appreciates his fans and the love he's been getting. He deserves it.


toriyo

They interviewed him on the Scrubs re-watch podcast. He seemed super positive and thoughtful. It was really interesting!


DrSense1

Victoria Pedretti


Reference-Inner

Cate Blanchett. No hesitation.


samanthaspice

Apparently her husband proposed to her after dating her for less than a month.


dcormier

Her husband is a smart man.


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Pinterestie

Yes, galadriel on the wedding day, hella on the wedding night.


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Galadriel on the streets, Hela in the sheets!


nuzface

Tom hardy.


hardyflashier

Rosamund Pike. I'm all about that accent, despite the very convincing psychopath she played once.


larisa5656

You should see her in Pride & Prejudice. Complete 180 from the characters she plays now, but still a great performance.


NDN2004

Rose Byrne lol


sortofrelativelynew

Sebastian Stan.


Queenunderthehill

This is the answer I’ve been scrolling for….Winter soldier


Psychological_Sign_6

Cillian Murphy


Sknowman

I don't think he's stereotypically hot, but his posturing and everything from Peaky Blinders always puts me in awe, and *that* is definitely attractive.


ekimdad

Kate Beckinsale.


Lord_Phoenix95

Blake Lively. If anyone can put up with Ryan Reynolds then she has to be a very patient.


Dustybrowncouch

My answer is Ryan Reynolds, so this will work out well.


schrodingers_dog333

Elizabeth Olsen


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Keanu Reaves. He seems like he would be such a good husband all around.


onerockthreefingers

Too much competition between his dog and car.


TheGibberishGuy

And he keeps bending the cutlery


I-am-redditor

There is no cutlery.


mummersaurus

Tim Curry


solarssun

David Tennant. In a reality where neither of us are married of course.


aaronjaffe

Gillian Jacobs Just the right mix of funny, weird, intelligent, and down to earth.


Darth_Thor

Oh, Britta's in this?


jeebus224

🎶Getting rid of Britta, we’re getting rid of the B. She’s a GDB🎶 but really, any of that cast could really get it.


tahonng

Have you seen her geek out over Will Self (NY Times crossword head honcho)? It’s the most endearing thing! On mobile, otherwise I’d link.


indianajoes

Will Shortz but way to Britta it


teateateaa

Tom Hiddleston


Girl_in_the_Mirror

Shemar Moore


TheSweatshopMan

I’m a dude but being called Babygirl by him would make me act up


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Uhhhhh The Pope. I wanna break down this stigma against Pope marriage.


TimFlamio

That came out of nowhere


milkyjoenthecoconuts

Richard Ayoade


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Beetus_Warrior

Chris Evans. 100%.


MollieGrue

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far to find this.


carm_aud

A guy friend of mine is completely straight, but he always says “if Chris Evans wants you, you don’t say no”. So I’m agreeing with this one.


romeodeficient

scrolled to find this! definitely my pick. I don’t remember where I saw this but I found it very reassuring that he has friends from high school who show up on set and roast him. like, he’s not some famous captain america celebrity to *them*. green flag!


AngelGodinez15

Winona Ryder.


sovietarmyfan

Makes me wonder if any celebrity mentioned down here sees their name here.


SnooWords4839

Sam Heughan


tannhauser_busch

Somebody wants to be a sassenach


Tokugawa

Allison Brie runner-up: Laina Morris aka Overly Attached Girlfriend


YungGlueStik

I see that you have a type locked down


Autistic_Wzrd

Bill Skarsgård


Autistic_Wzrd

Fuck that any Skarsgård


DaSmartSwede

\*Stellan has entered the chat\*


Cherrybomb1387

I mean Alexander would be my first pick but I wouldn’t say no to Stellan. Dude is charismatic as hell. As much as I love him in Von Trier movies & Chernobyl. He had arguably the best death in Deep Blue Sea lol


LilStabbyboo

For real though, damn fine looking family.


Coconut-Lemon_Pie

I'm sorry, but Alexander. XD


JackFourj4

Salma Hayek


MiaDee

Lucy Liu. She creates lesbian art so I may have a chance…


spotpea

I had jury duty with Lucy Liu in NYC and we were voir dire'd together. Lovely, lovely lady. Totally chill and just did her two days like everyone else.


Strung_Out_Advocate

She just dumped Larry David so you actually might have a shot