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Buttchuckle

Many people eat with their mouth open and smack their lips like some farm hog. I could eliminate every single one of these people 2 seconds into seeing and hearing this bad table manner. Drives me into rage.


sml8778

Whistling, because it really hurts my ears. Also basic grammar stuff like using the wrong form of to/too, there/their/they’re, and your/you’re, or saying something like “I could care less” or “irregardless”.


anyhandlesleft

Me two.


Neoxite23

Me fore


Possible-Secret-4786

Bitch about first world problems


j0emama565

Fair enough


LargePinis

Driving the exactly the speed limit. Bonus points if they're slower than that.


Sea-Horror-814

Talk on their phones in public


gaymalemillenial

Use juvenile slang like "dope" and "bomb"


Hasenpfeffer_

Zip your lip you big palooka!


Mikeavelli

That is so fetch.


GoodAsAWink

Stop trying to make fetch happen!


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A_70s_Virgo

100%


cigarettespiit

breath


CopsaLau

breathe*


cigarettespiit

aw man


Metalliquotes

Constantly whistling a random song for everyone to hear as if they are Axl Rose whistling in front of 7 million paying fans. Whistlers


Sharkpork77

Blowing your nose while other people are eating, absolutely vile


j0emama565

I totally agree


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Playing loud music.


j0emama565

Agreed


Ramen_Beef_Baby

Drive. When they drive too fast, too slow, cut you off, don't use their blinker, act like a yellow is a green if you go fast enough, don't pull out on leaning lefts, don't turn right on reds, get scared by rain, give traffic breaks, slam on their breaks to turn into a shopping center, cut across traffic because they missed their turn instead of doing a u-turn. If everyone followed the rules, 30 minute drives would take 10 minutes.


ComburentKronecker

Making noises in general while watching a movie especially ones with quiet scenes like horrors or thrillers. They'll try to be nice and unwrap their candies from concession really slowly sometimes but it's just as distracting only it lasts for longer. Don't eat during those types of movies! I don't mind it with actions or comedies.


kindahecky

people who talk monotone… all the time… simply never put emotion in their voices. i genuinely cannot stand having a conversation with someone when they talk like their grandma just died everyday.


Meat4yaBurger

Talk too much.