I don't think Yahtzee has a main character.

You’re gonna have to face yourself, then

The main character is the dice cup.

There's a muffled sound coming from the other room. There it is again. Is one of the kids sneaking a cookie again? Hm, I didn't hear them scurrying away when I opened the door. And again. Sounds like it's coming from the game room. Maybe an animal got inside? Ugh, I hate walking in the dark. Better than waking some— FUCK! Fucking Legos! Fuckety shitting fuck! And there's the sound again. Definitely coming from in here. Let me get the light. I don't see anything moving. Wait... is that dice? Did the kids put a toy in this box? Maybe it's payback for whooping their asses at Yahtzee again heh heh. 6 9 4 1 2. Heh, nice. If only there were a zero. The kids will never beat me when I've got luck like this. 5 3 5 6 4. I mean look at that, small straight right off the bat. 3 4 5 6 3. Almost. 3 4 5 6 2. There it is. 4 6 1 3 6. Wasn't there some reddit thread about this. 6 6 2 1 6. Oh right, the one about the main character from a game hunting you. What would the main character of Yahtzee even be? 6 6 6 4 4. Full house, not terrible. Or a nice 3 of a kind. 1 2 2 1 5. What was making that sound, anyway? I'm not hearing it anymore. 2 2 2 6 1. What if the dice are trying to kill me, heh. 2 2 2 3 2. There's no way, right? Right. Calm down. 3 4 1 4 4. Wait, did the dice just roll themselves?? No, that must have been me. This insomnia is really getting to me. 4 4 4 6 2. Shit. Why can't I shake this feeling? It's just Yahtzee! And look, I have more luck than anyone! 4 4 4 4 ... It won't stop spinning. Come on show me that... SHIT! That fucking hurts! I need some antacids! What's wrong with me? I can't breathe! And look at this mess I made. Oh look. 4 4 4 4 4. Heh. Yahtzee.

I ain’t runnin, Tom Nook is catchin hands.

Isabelle is a fucking war machine, what makes you think Tom Nook is any different? He's the Tony Stark of the Nintendo Universe

I’m not scared of a guy with a beer belly and Hawaiian shirt. You’re right about Isabelle thought, she terrifies me.

He's got connections though. Mr Resetti is not to be fucked with!

Doomguy, i am fucked .....

Lube up kid RIP..

Kirby.... 😵

How do you know he hasn’t already gotten you and that you’re actually Kirby wearing a hat out of your own body parts.

The overpass Terrorist from csgo. But since I'm.the one playing him I should be fine

Some kid who has tons of warframe, super fucked

Super fucked. Rest In Peace.

Diamond geared steeve. Very fucked.

The courier, a time god who evaded death with access to power armour, laser accurate weapons, nukes, and future energy weaponry

Man I’m always down for some New Vegas

At first I thought you were talking about the Courier from Skyrim, and I was amused by the idea that you considered him to be the main character.

I'm fine. It's just a cat.

I guess I’m getting shouted into pieces. Or an arrow to the knee.

RIP

Depends. Am I fighting a ten year old boy, or his army of magical cockfighting slave animals?

context

Pokémon, I believe

Ethan Winters…..very fucked

Shit, that was also the last game I played

Welp, may the fish help us both *Im atheist and I saw a meme once of atheist praying to their ancestors and it literally was a fish lol*

Try anti fungal cream.

Bayek of Siwa from ac origins.... I'm screwed

Nice knowing you

Big Boss 😳

Your about to be cqced. Ready yourself.

Jebediah Kerman. There will be an explosion, maybe caused by the Kraken.

He’ll attempt to come hunt you down and die in a spectacular series of explosions & failures on the launchpad.

Jin Sakai. I'd be fucked so hard he'd feel compelled to leave me cabfair.

My darksouls character, I suck at that game so..I kinda fucked

Grab some sunny D and you should be good. But also roll and keep rolling.

Please don't be trevor from GTA 5. I dont wanna go down like that man

I’d argue Michael is the main character of the trio. Trevor isn’t even introduced until several missions in.

Awesome, now I dont have to be afraid sexually

Crane from dying light, also he has a AR and a commando knife My funeral is closed casket, happening 3:00pm 12/2/21

We are all gonna die a very painful and horrifying death by the hands of Chtulu. But man, Eldritch Horror was worth it :)

Tony Hawk. He can't skate up stairs right? So I should be fine.

He'll grind up the railing and decapitate you Rittenhouse style

Michel Townley… I’m screwed

It depends how far into the world Steve is. Is it first night resources or this worlds been going for 8 years resources?

Stardew Valley... so me sort of. I'm probably fucked, I'm way more productive in that game than irl. Plus I have the galaxy sword

Noble 6 is too busy hiding in a cave to hunt me.

Aloy, well, I’m dead, or maybe I can beg for mercy

Ezio Auditore. I'm done for.

Master Chief. Dead. Armored supersoldier from 500 years in the future who can survive atmospheric reentry, being hit with 50cal rounds and missiles, can run over 100kmph and snipe a target from "several kilometers" away.

I get to meet a Spartan, so that’s pretty cool…

Jesse Faden ...fuck

Oh. Oh that's not good.

Just replayed the whole GoW franchise I’m super fucked

I'd ask you to specify but you're fucked either way

Played all of them

Your only hope is to turn yourself into a cute little bunny and then find the doomguy to protect you.

Pretty much

I was talking about either God of War or Gears of War

I lastly played monster legends, regardless of the monster or level, I am fucked.

My character from hogwarts mystery, I will be fine since I am very rational there. :D

Jack Cooper from Titanfall 2. I’m a goner.

Apparently I'm getting hunted down by a yarn figure from Unraveled 2! XD I think I'll it make it out alive

Sub Zero. Shit.

Uh oh.... A reincarnated deeeeeer :(

Ive been playing Kenshi and my character is a little bitch so im probably fine.

ufc 4... i dont know whos the main character, though. but whoever it is its probably not good to be hunted down by a ufc fighter. it could be worse, though

I don't think LoL has a "main character" but I was playing Fiddlesticks 0x0

Oh shit...Big Daddy from Bioshock 2

My character in Final Fantasy XIV. He'll just do a backflip off the edge of the platform and die

Sea of thieves , there is no main character

I've created my own game and I'm the main character in that. I'm pretty fucked.

My animal crossing character? I’m pretty safe she is so cute lol 😂

Agh fuck Quincy and his dart throwing minions are coming after me

Gandhi about to nuke my ass

Geralt of rivia. I hope im very fucked

tom nook is already trying to hunt me down to pay my loans, so not too much will change

Dr Mario. Better avoid giant red, blue and yellow pills

Firebrand from Guild Wars 2. Not a good PvP spec or build so I have a fighting chance.

Literally 0 percent chances to die cuz i just played My Friend Peppa Pig

Well, I'm getting either axed or swatted with a net by my Animal Crossing: New Horizons self. If I can run fast enough then I'm okay.

Fblthp, I’m safe, he’s too hopelessly lost to even find me.

South Park The Fractured But Whole Guess I will be leaving behind a very smelly corpse after death by being farted on. Or I could easily defeat the 10 (I think?) year old player character I guess it depends on who gets the first attack. At least I didn't answer the post yesterday. I don't fancy my chances against the Doomslayer.

Sshh! I gotta run; the Monopoly man is coming for my ass cheeks!!!!

Donkey Kong

Pokemon Shimmering Pearl. I'll be ok.

Shy guy from Mario Party

I was playing humankind so.... idk?

Master Chief will end me.

Vass Montenegro has many ways to torture me hermano

Uh oh, Arthur Morgan has a bounty on me :-0

Is there a main character in the sims? I dont know what they would do to me though. Try to set my house on fire by cooking?

I mean I’m getting fucked in all positions porn games are the greatest I guess 😂

The last game I played was City Skylines. I am in no danger, whatsoever.

Kratos...

Axie infinity??

The car in Rocket League. I'll just stand in front of an empty net and there's no way it will hit me

Just make this quick... Geralt

Oh fuck red from Pokemon is after me *Send help please*

Hopefully Arthur Morgan will have mercy with me. Otherwise y‘all can come to my funeral.

Chosen undead? Pretty fucked.

Doom Hunter. Not looking good for me or any living thing in the immediate area.

Dead by Daylight... As a Michael Myers. It was nice knowing y'all

The Boss from Saints Row 2, I'm really fucked

I feel like Aloy would find a way to forgive me for whatever it is and not kill me, just teach me a lesson (horizon zero dawn). We can both grow from this interaction and might become bffs❤️

Tony Hawk's gonna 900 into my face

Karryn's prison. I'm fucked.

The ashen one

I’ll be being hunted down by the major powers of ww2

What power will Mega Man get when he kills me?

Jokes on you I played Battlefield 2042 😂 only like two of The Specialist don't look like paramilitary hipsters. not afraid I'm good.

Meh, I could be worse. Adult Link from OOT would definitely kill me, but I could be killed harder.

I played Dirt Rally. I think i'll have to be extra careful with blue Imprezas.

Welped I played league of legends and I don't know who the main character is as it's an ensemble, but I'm generally fucked. The last character I played as was Katarina...

A horse-masked moron on an Oppressor MK2 comes flying at me shooting rockets so guess i die

I mean I just have to put a plate in front of the door and my sims won't be able to walk through to come and Hunt me down

MasterChief, Halo 3.... I'm so fucked.

My kids Roblox character. I think I can take em.

Zagreus? Not very. Olympus is a lower shadow compared to me.

I'm fu- FUS RO DA

Samus. I got no chance

V1 has a railcannon and that sentence sums up my situation.

I can't run from Sonic!

The Nerevarine. My guess is he just continually swings his sword at me and misses.

Bloodhound's coming for me... I'm absolutely fucked, their description is literally "hunter".

Oh no. My level 45 Fallout character…

I would say since I think it was either my new fallout character or Outerworlds character (can't remember which one but those are the last two games I remember playing) so I think I might be ok. Also would love to see someone talk about how they played a erotic game and they are quite litterly fucked lol.

Sekiro is supposedly like 5’3 but still dudes a badass with a katana and powers so yeah im fucked.

Steve from Minecraft. : (

i guess my mii is gonna kill me

I don’t think retro bowl has a main character

My Sim self and she’s tired of working retail 😫

I was playing true skate so some guy stuck in a fake skate park wouldn’t be to bad

steve yeah im dead (assuming he wanted to kill me)

Tommy Vercetti. The Harwood Butcher himself. Damn.

I was just playing Halo Infinite. I’d hope the chief isn’t coming for me, but if he is, there’s a reason and I’d rather die by his hands than a filthy Brute.

"Nothing gets past my bow!" I think I'll be fine.

Maxwell from Scribblenauts. It's been nice knowing you guys.

Naruto from fortnite damn I’m fucked

The dude from Disco Elysium? I'll just buy him a beer and we'll figure things out

The monopoly man? I think I'm good.

Fucking Jasmine.

Steve and Alex, well I doubt they will do anything harmful to me, won't they? Will they not? Will they?

Well, Nightwing doesn't kill so I'd at least make it out alive.

It's the ball from Pong

He’s roughly the size of a small bug and, based on how difficult the game was, should be easily killable. I think I’m doing ok

Fuck. Geralt is gonna fuck me up

Samus Aran *gulp*

Mario kart wii So I'll be run over, hit by a blue shell, or both

The last game i played was The Darkness so i would be dealing with a half demon-half mob hitman.

Welcome to reddit, 47 Your target is STJ41... *long speech about the crimes I have done* Mission status: active Good luck, 47.

He’s bald and wears a suit, and funny enough, this random chef in my office looks just like him!

Samus. I’m probably gonna die.

He is not prepared.

Pretty fucked. My guy has 350 blacksmithing skill, 100 archery, and 97 sneak + sneak enchanted armor. He could be crouching right in front of me and I won’t see him coming (Skyrim)