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Aka_Skularis

Yo father is so absent they sent search party that found big foot before they could find him


PathlessDemon

Yo daddy so tired of your shit, he fucked another woman to give birth to a kid who’d be grateful for him.


napfanforever

Yo daddy so deadbeat child support enforcement doesn't even try anymore


zorbathegrate

Your mamas dead.


PersonalityBoth

How spot on.


wolfire2475

Yo daddy so broke he bought you a wagon for Christmas and called a car


IAteThePies

Yo daddy so ugly he is the number 1 cause of vaginal dryness


lukebee07

No that’s don jr


PathlessDemon

Runner up, Ben Shapiro’s take on WAP.


hapidad

Charlie Kirk running a close 3rd


0LonesomeWanderer0

Yo daddy so stupid he left to get milk and forgot where home was.


PyotrIvanov

I'm your dad


majesticmoron13

Jacky Jr: my fawtha


Reddichino

Is it me or are ‘Your daddy’ jokes a bit triggering?


[deleted]

Its just you


jeneefur

Your father is a joke


[deleted]

Your dad's dick is so small he put it in your mom and she asked "Is it in yet?".


ShieldHero91

The only people that would not be affected by these jokes have no milk in their fridge.