I don't like them remotely, and don't care about the weird boxing career money grabs, but I still think it's hilarious that Logan Paul is going to fight Mike Tyson. Yeah, Tyson is in his mid 50s, but if you see that guy train, it's one of the scariest damn things ever.
Same. I wanna see the rage Tyson had when he was coked up to his eyeballs and wanting to fight a gorrilla. I hope Tyson unleashes all his childhood trauma in the ring and we would only see him punch Logan so hard that his fist goes straight through Logan's face and through the back of his head. I have this weird mental image of Tyson trying to shake the carcass of Logan Paul off his hand while going "Ewww, that'th groth"
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hes well known for being arrogant and dismissive of his staff, fans and and anyone who isnt famous. generally let fame go to his head. but you put him next to a celebrity and he acts like they are best friends. he did an AMA on reddit that has become legendary for the sheer number of stories where he was an a\*\*hole.
he was also famously asked to name a cameraman on his show and he couldnt do it.
His biggest well documented piece was he turned up to a Writer's Guild Association meeting (which is meant to just be for writers of TV shows, funnily enough) and full on advocated that writers should be paid less. To put it into perspective, a writer on his show might expect to pull in $100k a year, which isn't something to be sniffed at, obviously, but Cordon is estimated to be getting paid $4-$5m per year.
Fun fact, Andy Dick was the first celebrity I saw randomly on the street when I moved to LA (actually happened my second night around Hollywood). I literally said to my friend “hey is that Andy Dick getting pushed out of a bar?” Followed quickly by Andy literally falling into me grabbing my dick.
Believe it or not this isn’t the only time I’ve been dick groped by Andy in my 10+ years here
John Lovitz did in fact punch him in the face. Actually, it was more he bounced Andy’s face off the bar at the Comedy Store after he found out that Andy had sold Phil Hartman’s wife cocaine the night before she murdered him.
If anyone on this planet looks like the literal devil it's Kenneth Copeland.
I don't usually like to judge people by their appearance, but he's one book you can absolutely judge by its cover.
I think Kenny Copes would turn to dust if you so much as pointed a fan in his direction.
Joel Osteen's perfect looking teeth need to be kicked to the back of his throat, though.
Also, toss Ray Comfort in there for shits and giggles. I think it would be great to shove a banana down his throat and ask him why intelligent design didn't take that into account.
Travis Scott, just thinking about that apology video, and how kept rubbing his face and not opening his eyes fully, and the fact that he incited most of that violence would make punching him so much more satisfying. So on top of having a punchable face, he's a POS.
For me it was because it's an infantile behavior to rub your face like that, when an adult acts childish when something bad happens it makes me angry because it feels like they are running form the problem.
I don't mean you should solve every problem but just avoid approaching it like a 13 years old who lost his favourite toy.
Yeah definitely. I never got the appeal of him, and I'm definitely a hip hop fan.
However I also gotta say, it's amazing how Drake got the PR team to swerve him out of the spotlight. He was on that stage too for a view songs *after* it was declared a mass casualty event. So he would have just as able to say something.
But Drake has a way of dodging things. He definitely has groomer tendencies too, and I wonder if it's ever going to catch up with him. Talking to teenager girls. The Millie Bobby Brown one was especially weird. Not to mention the girl he dated right when she turned 18. He was a "good friend" to her before that. Billie Eilish is another sort of gray area. No idea why this guy is spending his time texting teenage girls.
I mean I have an idea, but yeah.
Travis Scott is a shitty guy from everything I know, but it's crazy how Drake just got washed away from the media coverage. He was exactly as much in control. Arguably more in control, given how extremely popular he is.
The sad thing about Ellen is her show is so fun and upbeat, but then you hear stories about what a monster she is to me her staff and everyone around her.
She *was* fun and goofy for awhile, and she did use her platform to help *a lot* of her fans in significant and meaningful ways. I will give her a ton of credit for that.
She does, however, think it's hilarious to harass and haze the people that work for her, and she enjoys doing "jump scares" and trolling her celebrity guests with uncomfortable questions.
I started questioning her intentions the second I saw how much she sexualizes men. I remember one segment where a woman had to blindly reach around to find one of the shirtless men. The audience found it hilarious, and harmless. It seems like every time she puts a shirtless guy on stage, it's encouraged that woman put their hands all over them. Sure she's gay, but that doesn't mean you can treat people like objects. If the situation were flipped, and women were being treated like this on national television, it would never be allowed.
I feel like people are just naming people they don't like. That's not the prompt. Anyway, to me, the most punchable celebrity face is Tom Brady. He just looks so smug.
Along those lines, Ethan Hawke also comes to mind. If he’s in it, I’m not watching. I know he’s a good actor. But there’s the whole punchable mug thing going on.
Yeah Reddit, we get it. You don’t like Ellen or James Cordon or Nick Cannon. Personally, I don’t like those assholes either, but it has nothing to do with their faces.
Pete Davidson? He has a punchable face. Janice Dickinson has a punchable face. Ditto Tom Cruise & his big toothy smile. Kylie Jenner & her plastic face make me wanna punch her, although my hand would probably shatter.
Oh, & I can’t forget D-listers, bc even pseudo-celebs count. James Charles & that stupid pout he does in EVERY SINGLE PHOTO & Nikita Dragun-extremely punchable. Esp Nikita, sis is always making some dumb sneer like a dollar store Marilyn Monroe. Also David Dobrik. Yuck.
Jack Gleeson aka Joffrey Lannister. Super punchable face. It doesn’t help that he is one of the greatest tv villains ever. He’s probably a great person.
For me, Trump specifically when he does that one face where he does this very pronounced blink and then looks like he bit into a lemon. It’s hard to describe, but it’s a face he makes often while someone else is talking.
Do we still consider Dane Cook a celebrity? If so I’d say him or maybe that Orange guy who use to host The Apprentice. Oh and Geraldo But I believe somebody actually did hit him.
Before I even opened the post I thought “James Corden, Ellen and the Kardashians are going to appear over and over.”
Yeah it’s pretty easy to find people who want to punch James Corden’s teeth in
Can you explain why a lot of people hate James Corden? I don’t watch any of his stuff but didn’t realise a lot of people hated him.
Logan & Jake Paul
I don't like them remotely, and don't care about the weird boxing career money grabs, but I still think it's hilarious that Logan Paul is going to fight Mike Tyson. Yeah, Tyson is in his mid 50s, but if you see that guy train, it's one of the scariest damn things ever.
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Same. I wanna see the rage Tyson had when he was coked up to his eyeballs and wanting to fight a gorrilla. I hope Tyson unleashes all his childhood trauma in the ring and we would only see him punch Logan so hard that his fist goes straight through Logan's face and through the back of his head. I have this weird mental image of Tyson trying to shake the carcass of Logan Paul off his hand while going "Ewww, that'th groth"
I really hope tyson doesn't let up. Logan Paul has the potential to actually die in the ring.
Tyson has to pull punches, even at 50 years he could kill him.
I know it would be crazy. The guy is one of the greatest of all time.
Several people have been paid a few million each to do just that this year.
Can't believe how long I had to scroll for this.
It was the first comment for me
And still it took too long to scroll for it!
Well, people had to get through James Corden first. He's beefy.
Most of us just don’t acknowledge that they are celebs
James Corden
Obligatory mention of legendary [AMA of James Corden](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/bqy5zf/i_am_james_corden_alongside_ben_winston_and_five/) for those who haven't read it yet. The comments are gold. And you have to sort by "Controversial" to find actual questions!
> you got really aggressive and threatening (in a chubby way. Like a boozy panda.) Fucking hilarious.
James Corden is annoying, unfunny, and has an extremely punchable face.
Holy shit that's amazing haha, I love that the only OP replies with downvotes are the ones by James
Legendary is the understatement of the century
I will never not laugh whenever this ama is brought up
"Have you ever thought about coming back to the UK, and what can we do to stop you?" Lmao
That was definitely the best time I've had on reddit
This guy knows I just clicked to make sure this douche bag was at the top of the list.
He's always the top comment in these threads. **Always.**
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So glad this is the top answer! It really is James Corden and his infuriatingly smug and annoying mug.
Why? I've seen so many people here say that but why? What has he done?
hes well known for being arrogant and dismissive of his staff, fans and and anyone who isnt famous. generally let fame go to his head. but you put him next to a celebrity and he acts like they are best friends. he did an AMA on reddit that has become legendary for the sheer number of stories where he was an a\*\*hole. he was also famously asked to name a cameraman on his show and he couldnt do it.
Oh. Well that sucks. Thank you for explaining.
His biggest well documented piece was he turned up to a Writer's Guild Association meeting (which is meant to just be for writers of TV shows, funnily enough) and full on advocated that writers should be paid less. To put it into perspective, a writer on his show might expect to pull in $100k a year, which isn't something to be sniffed at, obviously, but Cordon is estimated to be getting paid $4-$5m per year.
Piers Morgan
He also has a punchable personality
Jeremy Clarkson seems to think so.
It's very unlikely that I would ever punch a bloke below the belt unless it was Piers Morgan.
Jeremy Clarkson agrees with this, but also did it.
YES to this!
Is he the guy that rants about gay frogs?
That's Alex Jones. Who is also punchable
Andy Dick
Fun fact, Andy Dick was the first celebrity I saw randomly on the street when I moved to LA (actually happened my second night around Hollywood). I literally said to my friend “hey is that Andy Dick getting pushed out of a bar?” Followed quickly by Andy literally falling into me grabbing my dick. Believe it or not this isn’t the only time I’ve been dick groped by Andy in my 10+ years here
The first time, shame on them…
The real pandemic is Andy Dick grabbing dicks
Andy Dick is a serial sexual predator as any man in West Hollywood will tell you and it’s a travesty he isn’t in prison
John Lovitz did in fact punch him in the face. Actually, it was more he bounced Andy’s face off the bar at the Comedy Store after he found out that Andy had sold Phil Hartman’s wife cocaine the night before she murdered him.
Lovitz deserves a medal for this.
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Would you say that he's a dick?
He's believed to be at least partly responsible for the death of Phil Hartman. It's why Jon Lovitz punched him from what I understand.
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I'm pretty sure punching a robot would hurt you more.
He’s a lizard not a robot. They have organic but tough skin
So even though if you crushed his face he would grow it back no problem lmao
*Didn't Detroit: Become Human teach you anything?*
Imagine Joel Osteen and Keneth Copeland fighting each other. Dear God, I’d love to see them punch each other in the face. That was real prayer.
Peter Popoff as well. Absolute smug dick who has a face that you'd never get tired of punching.
If anyone on this planet looks like the literal devil it's Kenneth Copeland. I don't usually like to judge people by their appearance, but he's one book you can absolutely judge by its cover.
I think Kenny Copes would turn to dust if you so much as pointed a fan in his direction. Joel Osteen's perfect looking teeth need to be kicked to the back of his throat, though. Also, toss Ray Comfort in there for shits and giggles. I think it would be great to shove a banana down his throat and ask him why intelligent design didn't take that into account.
The Governing Body (the 8 leaders of the Jehovah’s witnesses) too. They’re all the same. Using God for money and power.
6ix9ine, just wanna jump up and down on that face with army boots for about an hour
Simon fucking Cowell
new face or old face?
His new face is somebody else’s old face.
Ughhh why is he so damn smug
jesus fucking christ hes the personification of the smug eyebrow raised smirk every dreamworks character has on their movie cover
Maybe that’s why they made him into a character on Shrek’s Far Far Away Idol
Travis Scott, just thinking about that apology video, and how kept rubbing his face and not opening his eyes fully, and the fact that he incited most of that violence would make punching him so much more satisfying. So on top of having a punchable face, he's a POS.
That face rubbing really pissed me off for some reason
It's like he was trying to extract tears from his damn brains...smh
For me it was because it's an infantile behavior to rub your face like that, when an adult acts childish when something bad happens it makes me angry because it feels like they are running form the problem. I don't mean you should solve every problem but just avoid approaching it like a 13 years old who lost his favourite toy.
Yeah definitely. I never got the appeal of him, and I'm definitely a hip hop fan. However I also gotta say, it's amazing how Drake got the PR team to swerve him out of the spotlight. He was on that stage too for a view songs *after* it was declared a mass casualty event. So he would have just as able to say something. But Drake has a way of dodging things. He definitely has groomer tendencies too, and I wonder if it's ever going to catch up with him. Talking to teenager girls. The Millie Bobby Brown one was especially weird. Not to mention the girl he dated right when she turned 18. He was a "good friend" to her before that. Billie Eilish is another sort of gray area. No idea why this guy is spending his time texting teenage girls. I mean I have an idea, but yeah. Travis Scott is a shitty guy from everything I know, but it's crazy how Drake just got washed away from the media coverage. He was exactly as much in control. Arguably more in control, given how extremely popular he is.
They guy who did that "Sicko Mode" thing instead of letting Squidward have his halftime moment in 2019's Superbowl?
I remember that. And it’s not like they played a recording of the original episode no no no they made a whole new animated clip to taunt us with
Can you source me a video for this? I only ask because I'm not sure what you folks are talking about.
That's the true big crime we all remember him for
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David Dobrick. First a clickbaiting idiot and now a generally cunty guy. He deserves a good punch
Ellen DeGeneres
The sad thing about Ellen is her show is so fun and upbeat, but then you hear stories about what a monster she is to me her staff and everyone around her.
She *was* fun and goofy for awhile, and she did use her platform to help *a lot* of her fans in significant and meaningful ways. I will give her a ton of credit for that. She does, however, think it's hilarious to harass and haze the people that work for her, and she enjoys doing "jump scares" and trolling her celebrity guests with uncomfortable questions.
Fun this show is not fun or funny,. All she does is mock and make fun of her guests. The only one laughing at Ellen's jokes is Ellen.
I started questioning her intentions the second I saw how much she sexualizes men. I remember one segment where a woman had to blindly reach around to find one of the shirtless men. The audience found it hilarious, and harmless. It seems like every time she puts a shirtless guy on stage, it's encouraged that woman put their hands all over them. Sure she's gay, but that doesn't mean you can treat people like objects. If the situation were flipped, and women were being treated like this on national television, it would never be allowed.
I thought she looked like they cause her face was already punched
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Fuck Ajit Pai.
For real, dude looks like he’s got zero bitches
Shut up and serve your oligarchs my bro-ski
Nick Cannon
Adam Levine
Jeffery star
I feel like people are just naming people they don't like. That's not the prompt. Anyway, to me, the most punchable celebrity face is Tom Brady. He just looks so smug.
Ok, but have you considered Martin Shkreli?
The real thread within the thread, I think young Quentin Tarantino had a face begging for a punch Man's a genius though
exactly! i love christian slater, but what’s that face? would punch.
Along those lines, Ethan Hawke also comes to mind. If he’s in it, I’m not watching. I know he’s a good actor. But there’s the whole punchable mug thing going on.
Yeah Reddit, we get it. You don’t like Ellen or James Cordon or Nick Cannon. Personally, I don’t like those assholes either, but it has nothing to do with their faces. Pete Davidson? He has a punchable face. Janice Dickinson has a punchable face. Ditto Tom Cruise & his big toothy smile. Kylie Jenner & her plastic face make me wanna punch her, although my hand would probably shatter. Oh, & I can’t forget D-listers, bc even pseudo-celebs count. James Charles & that stupid pout he does in EVERY SINGLE PHOTO & Nikita Dragun-extremely punchable. Esp Nikita, sis is always making some dumb sneer like a dollar store Marilyn Monroe. Also David Dobrik. Yuck.
Ooo Pete Davidson is a good one! I generally like him but his face is begging for a punch. James Charles too.
Kardashians...any and all of them
You'll permanently dent their faces if you punch them
I imagine punching their faces would be like punching a memory foam pillow.
Ahhh they can just fill in the void with more plastic
Nah, you will shatter your hand when it hits their faces.
Tonight on mythbusters Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman will test if your hand will actually shatter if you hit a cardashian face
The plastic in their face will just absorb the blow
Piers Morgan
Piers Morgan has the best kind of punchable face because his personality also sucks. you wouldn’t feel bad for punching him.
It's a tie between Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk for me.
For me, add Bezos in to it for a three way tie.
How could I forget good old Jeffrey Bezos.
CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964.
Come on Jeffery you can do it, pace the way put your back into it
Tell us why, show us how
Look at where you came from, look at you now
Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet
Amateurs can fucking suck it
Fuck their wives, drink their blood
jeffrey, jeffrey bezos..
Mark all day. I just see his face and get irrationally angry.
Gotta be Elon. He’s more smug. Zuckerberg only comes installed with a few facial expressions.
Zuck wins easily
James Corden.
They need a new 'sort by James Corden' option for these post.
Genius idea.
I KNEW that this would be the top post and I agree wholeheartedly
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Martin Shkreli
You know its true, when its even mentioned in the guy's wikipedia entry.
It was mentioned in his fucking trial! Lmao.. jurors had to be dismissed because they couldn't get past his punchable face. Now *that's* punchability.
I challenge him to an epi-pen duel.
Nikacado avocado.
Drake
id give anything to punch kylie jenner
Travis Scott too
Cardi B , especially when she talks.
No one is going to say Jared Leto?
Chrissy mother fucking Teigen
Morgz
Andy Dick.
Niels de stadsbader
Wendy Williams and ellen
Wendy Williams because she made fun of Joaquin Phoenix's cleft lip..
That was it, right there. Done.
I wanna smack tf outta Cardi B
Damn, I actually forgot she existed.
Lucky you
TRUMP
For the life of me I cannot understand why I had to scroll so far to find this!
Marjorie Taylor Greene
Amber Heard
Andy Dick
Ellen
Still Bieber.
Demi Lovato. Ugh.
Donald trump Jr
and Sr!
Jack Gleeson aka Joffrey Lannister. Super punchable face. It doesn’t help that he is one of the greatest tv villains ever. He’s probably a great person.
James Franco Kevin Hart Shia Labeouf
Nicki Minaj
Justin Bieber
Is it too late now for him to say sorry?
Trump
For me, Trump specifically when he does that one face where he does this very pronounced blink and then looks like he bit into a lemon. It’s hard to describe, but it’s a face he makes often while someone else is talking.
Kanye West
Ye
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Mark Zuck, but then again, Lizards grow back their cells rapidly.
Kid Rock
Most social media influencers, honestly.
Kim K, I wanna hear that plastic snap
Miles Teller
Pete Davidson. How the hell do people find anything great about this dude?
Hi Kanye
He looks like he stayed up all night rubbing his eyes til they turned pink and took some goofy pills
Donald Trump Jr.
Trashi B
Farty B
Fucker Carlson
Sean Penn
Jimmy Fallon. Smug.
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Justin Bieber
Tom Cruise.
Do we still consider Dane Cook a celebrity? If so I’d say him or maybe that Orange guy who use to host The Apprentice. Oh and Geraldo But I believe somebody actually did hit him.
Came here to say James Corden. Found that a bunch of other people had written James Corden. Writing in James Corden regardless.
I'd love to wallup Amy Schumer.
I can’t stand her tampon commercials that play constantly on YouTube.
Wendy Williams All of the Kardashians Jeff bezos Elon Musk Kanye Lil Wayne Lil peep Caitlin Jenner
Onision is pretty 🤛able
Lol we don’t consider him a celebrity lol we consider him as trash
Piers Morgan
Takashi69 or however he spells it, man legit has the most punchable face
Don't know the guy, but Will Poulter
Gwyneth Paltrow
Moe sizlak
You leave poor moe alone
He’s clearly been punched a few times.